Ridiculous Shower Thoughts (Game)

warm water makes your brain scream, let's talk about that mythical good day today, get ready to blow your mind with some

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from reddit. Now this is a special episode because a while ago we announced the takeover of the mythical beast where some of you would be. I had the opportunity to write on an episode of this same show good morning mythical good morning mythical is the name of the show yes well we chose our winners and today is one of those episodes yes this episode was co-written by the mythical beast kaelyn from Ohio kalyn, are you on the line? yeah hi hey kalyn how are you I mean living the dream I guess so yeah us too yeah that's it we're good so you were blown away when you researched these

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, That's what's supposed to happen, right?

Some of them definitely get pretty deep and pretty weird, so I'm looking forward to seeing what their responses are when I'm in the shower. I'm totally focused on my routine, not just efficiency, yes, not much in the abstract. thoughts, it's like it's more performance art, that's how I think in my shower, yeah, who are you performing for, eh, the neighbor, oh, you're your neighbor because of the window, my neighbor, my inner critic, unfortunately, okay , Caitlin, thanks for working on this. I'm so excited to be bathed in shower thoughts, but I hope nothing more, so you're ready, I'm ready, okay, let's get into the minds of unsuspecting strangers in their showers, it's time to be so sweet to soap up the rentals, I repeat , but can we guess these showers? red deet thoughts i see caitlyn has caught on to the fact that we do a lot of forced rhyming in our titles on this show, yeah this show is fine, if you don't know a shower thought it's a mini epiphany, uh that comes to you while you shower and we are going to read a sentence from the shower thoughts subreddit and part of it is going to be censored and our job is to complete the censoring correctly to guess what makes it complete and now you don't You have to do it right, you just have to be the closest to the correct answer and then you will get a point and the other person who is less right will be showered with something Caitlin has decided for each round, increasing the points each round, but if we both guess the same thing because that could happen with some of these shower thoughts we don't win we both lose we both shower those are Kaitlyn's rules okay in the end the winner gets a gold shower cap and a cool cape outfit to wear okay let's get to the first shower thought well guys this first shower thought comes from user nemesis cr oh if pigs could fly their wings would probably stay blank well i mean i have something that makes sense i have a good one , I'm very sorry, I think it's mine. this is a good shower I thought I don't know if it's the shower I thought but this is a good shower I thought I feel the same way about mine I think if pigs could fly their wings they'd probably be very popular smoked at the state fair oh Well, we're in the Same train, but I think I got there a little more efficiently.

If pigs flew their wings it would probably be very tasty. If pigs could fly their wings it would probably taste great, so they're both on the same wavelength. but i have to give it to rhett meaning link please get ready it doesn't matter it's the same thing i said flavor mine was more specific shower you guys are going to do this to me again shower link with rides pork, that's the closest thing to a pig. Alas, uh, my hair has been compromised, the smell those things give you, that's strong, okay, guys, are you in? Sorry for being so specific, but the blank was that it wasn't long enough, you know what they're like? they smoked they smoked turkey legs in the yeah, those turkey wings, okay, the next shower thought comes from Beer Bailey, in the span of a few years, our parents go from telling us blank blank, so something to As you get older it's just that I don't do it.

I don't know, I don't know about this, it doesn't mean that maybe I need to be in a shower, it sounds, I'm serious, this sounds like super deep, but I don't know if it makes sense to me. mine makes sense if it means I should go first, sure, uh, in the span of a few years, our parents go from telling us to come home to leaving home, okay, I see it because you're kidding, I come home in a certain time there's a curfew and you get to your twenties and they're like, "um, it stinks here, the one I went with, in the span of a few years, our parents go from telling us to clean your plate to cleaning my plate, which What do you do to your children? clean your plate, I mean, you know, I mean, yeah, I don't know, I didn't clean my plate either kids, you guys have come of age, come here and clean like a lick, I thought it was like that until I got to the second part okay, in the span of a few years our parents go from telling us that sex is bad to I want grandchildren and I feel like I have to give it to link because clean your plate is a euphemism for sex tv but no, it's not. yeah the before and after reflection so rhett please get your man ready omg oh those are completely soaked baby diapers ugh I was like what's good I like the way you think Kaelin I thought that It was lettuce like heads of lettuce, it was like its head.

It was and it hurt, yeah, okay, you're ready for another one, uh, whatever it is, I'm having a hard time seeing because there's pork rind grease on my glasses. The user drys up the officer. He adds this thought in the shower. The cheese is just a blank cheese. Alright. I'm not looking at how big the blank is, I know one doesn't fit the blank, mine doesn't either, it might fit conceptually, okay, go first, cheese is just a substitute for love, okay, I think it's sad if you can't if I can't find love find cheese that should be the motto for the national dairy boards how about who what what board should this be the motto for cheese is just an argument to favor of God's existence, oh, like my wife, she would say that Christy loves cheese, do you think?

God more than me, that's why she believes in God. Well, honestly, I don't know who to point out because the answer is that cheese is just a stick of milk. Oh, that's even better. Well, I mean bread and love. They both look like you. I need a bit of a shower, come on, oh it's cheese of course, I keep forgetting it's going to be themed, it's cold and a loaf of bread, everyone has to give us a warning, how did all that get down my back? How much cheese is in my head? I can use a little more.

I like that cut of cheese. OMG my marker will still work Kaelin. I love the smell of cheese on me and now I have chicharrones and queso that is like a chip. The next thought about the shower comes from v Petri Chuck, who says that if a blank dies, they would still have to come to work one more time. It seems that if I take this literally, we will both take a shower. Someone needs to be more creative. I don't. I don't want to be more creative than the right answer because then we both give the right answer, we both take a shower, one of us gets the wrong answer and then one of us takes a shower, yeah, that's why you should change hands, yeah, I'm just hoping.

Maybe you don't understand this, I just got a little bit of cheese liquid in my mouth. What is the liquid? it's just water just cheese water cheese water ran through my hair down my nose and into my mouth and I'm not complaining cheese water ran down my back and then into my crack and I'm not complaining. I'm going to need a new marker if this keeps up. My answer is funeral director. My funeral home. If a morgue worker died, they would still need him. come to work one more time these are synonyms for the same thing neither of which is a funeral director although we said well they both qualify as more workers okay yeah so sorry to bathe you one more time oh wow that was a big big bunk of something oh my god a rock of gummy worms almost made you smash your whole face like it was close it was so close that's good about rhett or yours who took a shower and yours was sitting on the cube for too long. and i formed a rock yeah oh you have different ones oh my god i mean it was safe to eat everything caitlyn i liked you before our next shower the thought comes from just teasing you if eminem's mom wanted she could probably do a good amount of blank money we're talking about debbie oh come on you know her name I just settled my demands you debbie I just censored myself burking now he's had a lot he's had a lot of problems with his mom yes me yes I I'm right about that, yeah I mean demands demands I really need a shower ironically mine would definitely work that's all I have to say about mine.

I was going to say he probably makes a good amount of money on the cameo, but there's a lot of white space. more hello i'm eminem's mom happy birthday do you think that's how he talks uh i think so sure i gotta relax so i got cheese chills and gummy worms here worms because the dead got it. Now I understand, what is your answer? Uh, if Eminem's mom wanted to, she could probably make a good amount of money by asking her son for money. He's not going to give her money, but she has a lot of money.

Oh, he has a lot of money, but she already tried. She sued him well, she said she just asked him politely if her mom wanted to do it. He could probably make a good amount of money selling his poems to children, you know, because he's a poet now and the first raps he wrote were apparently poems, so what you're about to say is worth a lot if Eminem's mom wanted to. , you could probably make a good amount of money selling your own spaghetti sauce oh vomit mom oh yeah another letter yeah okay not the one you had to be me they have certain neurological things going on to get to that yeah they're both so wrong it I'm so sorry but I feel like you need to take another shower why is it so cold oh because it's pasta with eminem by m m oh why am I so stupid why am I so stupid?

You've got an Eminem on your glasses, right? Yeah, okay, it's your last chance to avoid getting hit by something. I was going to say that link should have gotten the point because he said he sold poems and he was selling his own. spaghetti, but I waited until he took a shower before saying that, thank you. Our final thought on the shower comes from user cran ganion, who says that the first person who went blank must have been very relieved when the effect wore off, wait, okay, okay, the first person who went blank must It has been very strange when it disappeared in first person so many times in white I must have felt a huge relief when it disappeared so something scary happened but it disappeared, my pen has too much pork rind on it, it doesn't work anymore. a chicharrón pen, okay, how confident are you in your answer?

I actually think this one is pretty good. I feel like I feel good about this. I think mine is pretty decent. Well, I'll go first and then I'll go first. The first person to lose his The voice must have been very relieved when it disappeared no, I'm not, I said the first person who got sunburned or I said he got sunburned the first person who got sunburned must have I was so relieved when the weight came off, think about it, it's like, oh my God. I feel horrible, I've completely ruined myself, you think it's okay, it's okay, my body is peeling.

The first person to inhale helium must have been very relieved. Uh, I have to give the point to Rhett for this long voice, that means the final shower is yours, sir. oh oh, it's just an air shower, which in these circumstances is quite good oh, actually, yes, look, my hairstyle is back to normal, it's totally receded here. Can you take out the inside of my glasses? Hey, Jase, while you're at it, get my cheese. head hey no no no no you didn't win anything I well I won you lost you get the gold robe and shower cap oh you can put the cap over your cheese here catch the cheese look at that kalin I want to thank you for doing a great job I think that all the mythical beasts that came in, we have one more of these things a little bit later, but for now, thanks for subscribing and clicking that bell, you know what time it is.

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