Putting Weird Things In A Paint Shaker (TEST)

Today we

paint

, we shake

things

, let's talk about that mythical good day. If you've ever had a gallon of

paint

made in a custom color, then you've seen one of these puppies. This is the central pneumatics. One gallon air paint agitator. She can shake 1400 cycles per minute the only thing that will shake more cycles like an earthquake during the Tour de France, but today we're not going to shake paint because that's not

weird

enough, it's time to put

things

in the state

shaker

edition, Okay, Rhett, let's get started. making your favorite drink, yeah, a martini, uh-huh, and let's do it the James Bond way, paint shaken, not stirred, okay, so we've been cooling a translucent paint.

I really think about the following. I guess they get cold, you're pretty sure you know that. what you're doing is you're pre-chilling it, but I'm going to serve it, okay, fine and cool it now. I'm going to make the Vesper martini, which is what James Bond likes and because it has gin and vodka, so basically I'm just going to put all this debt in there so that you have the ingredients, these are exactly the same proportions in the recipe as We found on the Internet, if double zero seven starts drinking so much martini, I think he might have this big problem.

Amen, he's dealing, he's dealing with a lot of things, he's in a lot of different relationships, all at the same time, new film companies get complicated. Now this is the extra associated dry ice premeasured in this cup here because we. I mean that vermouth for later you know, okay, that's what I found, I don't want it to fly out, you know, it's nice and tight, okay, I do my job, you do your job, yeah, and I'm just my job. to make sure it's tight, well, it's leaking a little bit, okay, speaking of tight, your list is leaking out of the you're thinking about the handle, you better shake it, you better shake it quick, but the problem is that these paint cans are only decorative.

You're not the type that would get it like a Sherman Wingham or a hoot at home. Sherwin Weems. You maintain a Sherman Wing. Can you be ready? Yes, turn it off. Look, you're shaking the kids. You imagine? as barkers we really have a lot of power to lose you only went for about 45 seconds extra payment for that drink okay thank you first we made that noise with his mouth I'm going to serve this I want you to serve we have one that stirs Okay, because we want to know if there is a real difference between shaking and stirring in the same proportions as stirring and of course this one as you just saw is shaken and of course here I have the twist ready to go, a spoon that's like something from my dentist.

I would use it if you didn't want to get close. I have a little more in my coffee cup. I'm not going to complain about that. Yes, add a touch at the end. What makes a martini oily? That would normally be it. olive juice we shouldn't well on this maybe I like this so you're a little sick I want to try it before you do I think it's going to kill everything in there and that's agitated can you light my breath fire right now like a circus artist I'm joining the circus and all I do is dream about blowing martinis someone comes up with a lighter um martini man my friend are you looking at it I think our

shaker

is a little better oh yeah it's a lot better and it reminds me of a theory that a boy skipped no, it was Boys Creek eighth grade school.

I made everyone in the cafeteria shake his food because I said if you shake your food first it tastes better and I look around. the electrons shake like I understand that's not the case it makes the electrons move I've been successful yeah man you see it better because the Margay yeah they're the same thing I said in 8th grade, it excites the molecules, which excites the flavor, what excites your body. When you deconstruct the paint shaker, it's basically a more chaotic, faster stand mixer, so if we put heavy whipping cream and sugar in a can of paint, can it make whipped cream for us?

Let's find out if my paint shake appeals to all the kids. the garden, okay, you said it, there's one you want to have one there Yes, I want to have one, this past weekend right now we're together and I had some half and half, which is half cream and half milk we didn't have milk and I wanted some milk so I just took half and half and added water and that's how you make milk, it worked, I mean it was a, we were looking at each other, you were looking at me like I'm stupid and I was looking at myself. like he was a genius.

Okay, this is one of those balls that you put inside a protein shaker to mix all that up. Protein shake. I'm going to add that. sugar and then we have some strawberry syrup because, because the strawberry and the food coloring will be fun to see, it will be fun to see, okay, this is a lot like mixing paint at this point, you know, when everyone's looking, they put a little color there it doesn't want to go anywhere it's okay you're

putting

it there don't let this run for like four minutes yeah tighten it let me help you oh that's twisted he said back off a little if it's buttoned right that's pretty good that's good, that's good, Nick, up, Neal, let him rip, watch the color spread, that's good, kill him, that's good, grab that, loosen his supports, he'll know.

Center up and I'll take any if we whip that cream now while we're at it. I'll pop it like the top of a Camaro, oh it's too condensed, look at this, don't stick your tongue out like that, just be like this, no, I'll do it first, if you see, if you stick your tongue out I'll do it first. I ended up making it that's good ma'am but it has a hint of strawberry ooh ooh you know what oh yes bling I have this cheesecake nothing there oh yes Luke completely despairs I don't want to see anything I don't see any cake oh that's good here we go, that's with the whipped cream guys, okay, that's enough, that's enough, don't do it, it was almost perfect and then he nailed it.

I love my name because the verb, oh my gosh, there's not too much cream in there. That's definitely what there's not enough whipped cream, people use onion using whipped cream because they don't make it in cubes. I think we figured out that you can't have too much whipped cream, no, and this is a good consistency and the fact that it has a little bit of strawberry just to write a mouth like a chocolate version of this or a peanut butter version of this. You're getting the chocolate peanut butter whipped cream without me really after all these years.

It's the return of NeverWet. Yes, we saw what it could do in the event of a simple spill, but can it withstand the sheer vibrating power of a paint shaker? So we got a tissue that has never been wet, it's not very soft anymore and then you got the soft, uh, never married tissue and Then you're going to throw some wet Rin into the air. A wet rag man. I remember when you were pouring that wet wine on yourself and then I was pouring myself on you. It was like a moment so it's a highlight moment and there's something better than that, yeah. okay, cover that thing, I'm going to hold it talking about holding the Charles Shaw.

I'm actually going to clamp the end because we think the clamp is coming loose, we just want to make sure it just leaked out. a little bit there you have it you have to go very very wide it got hurt okay I'm ready I'm ready Karl OSHA oh sure Oh I have a little buckle that feels tight uh I'm going to throw that right there so it doesn't loosen the clamp, all good, action, oh god, okay let's get this thing out, make sure the top flies off, yeah, it's a little wet here, well, that thing yeah, I have the old one, okay, I'll call him Richard, so this one is the one that never got wet clearly just leave that loser in there oh wow the question is did it just build up or did it shake through the never wet one do you want some water let's see if it looks pretty good spray it good on the front yeah see if it's just rinsing, it looks like it's rinsing the wine straight to the back, there you have to use your water, oh, here's one of my waters, water, I think this is here, let's put that in, let's put that in. tilt it down yeah it's basically it's basically clean man I mean look at that wherever I rinsed it pretty good.

Furbies were a big deal in the '90s, speaking of the '90s, that's when our novel takes place and if you want a limited edition. signed copy go to the mythical calm while supplies last get lost cause a grim Creek sign for we know people love Furbies until they realize they hated them when they tried to kill him they realized they wouldn't die can the Furby resist a paint stirrer? tell us what secrets he knows, if he can't this is what we'll find out, okay he's so cute and yes until you form a relationship with him that was Laura.

She wanted to make it easy for this fool, but you can see she can. He's not breathing like he's already suffocating, this is fine, okay, now hey, what are you doing before you shake him? I'm trying to get it in front of everyone, okay, okay, turning the volume down and then I put my add on like still Listening right, we're ready, here we go, Furby just fell asleep, okay, wake him up, wake up, Barbie. I think Furby is sleeping through this whole experience completely intact, oh my gosh, okay, let him out, will you sit down? regret at this point well I'm going to find out how it feels I think she was crying you don't have to ask us twice it's like a walk yeah okay I mean that time she was just surfing you know if she got your tongue hey you.

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