"Prince Harry & Meghan Markle's Royal Wedding" Live at the O2 London - TREVOR NOAH

This is so amazing, so many of you here, to see me...huh!? I feel like Meghan Markle...this is great! That was the most incredible experience. She didn't know the Royal Wedding was going to be this weekend. I didn't know what it was going to be today. I planned my show long before they did...I knew I loved you before he knew...that's what I'm saying...I planned our big day long before they planned theirs...and now everyone They said: ...Are you going to London, are you going to the Royal Wedding? Are you here for the Royal Wedding?

Are you here for the Royal Wedding? It's quite an event, I have to say... like everything... everyone... everyone is watching... everything about you! All the stories that people would talk about... Because you're seeing them all over the world. They're like... yeah, Megan Markle... Yeah, she's not, she's not your typical

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ty! Yeah...she's not your typical

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ty...what we mean is...(mouthing) "BLACK" Yes! Typically Royal, she comes from an unconventional (speaking) "BLACK" family! Yes... very different "BLACK" family (articulating mouth). I was like... yeah, man, she comes from an unconventional family... just like Harry... Same. Come on! It's true!

The same thing. And they look good together. It was beautiful! Everyone was stressed about this... Megan Markle's family was all over the tabloids... The Daily Mail trying to destroy their

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s! Man, when the Daily Mail comes after you... They don't fool around! They will find that guy in your family who is an alcoholic and shits his pants!!! Meet Trevor's Uncle Bobby...I didn't even know he had an Uncle Bobby!! Well now you do it....and he shits his pants!! and they will always find a way to try to link it to you... like it's your fault!

They'll be like... Megan Markle's uncle's son, Donny, didn't pay his bills! She doesn't even know him! It doesn't matter... she Proves that her family is unconventional. Not going to lie...I was glad she was the white side of Meghan's family. That was a... I'm not going to lie... I'm... We couldn't handle that as black people! That's the last thing we needed! Can you imagine if that was the black side of the family? Actually!? If Megan's dad was on TV and said... Oh noooo, I'm not going to her

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. Noooo! Here we see Meghan's father posing for photos....

Ahh you caught me again... oh no, you caught me! ahh! Black people would never have... Because that's the hard thing about being a minority... if you're black... if you're in your... if... you know if you're Arab. .. whatever it is... like you're a minority... if you have a certain skin tone... you know that every action that you commit, every action that you commit, like... it contaminates your whole... your family. It contaminates everything! White people are individuals...that's white people...that's the best thing in the world! That's what white privilege means to me, you're an individual... Let's look at Dave... he's great!

He is a mass murderer!! Like Trevor, if he killed half of you tonight... you'd be like... Ahhh... Those mixed races!! I'm taking everyone with me! So much stress. So I was glad...I was glad...Like his mom was there...uh no, fly...looking beautiful too! The

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went off without a hitch... And what I liked the most was how... how, the British media talked about... How dark the event was... and they weren't... I get it and Here it is the thing... This is like one of those things, where I understand... they kind of want to talk about it... because you're not used to having a black wedding, right?

And just like everyone else today...I had like CNN...contact me and they said...Trevor! Would you mind talking about... umm... the wedding... and, weirdly, all the black artists? There was a black cellist... and there was a black choir... and a black pastor! How do you feel?? Black?!? I don't know how I'm supposed to feel... What are you...? How do you answer that question?! How do you feel... I don't know how I feel, it's a wedding! I don't know... what do you want me to tell you? That's a normal wedding... I wasn't watching that wedding going...

Wow, that's black! So much black... Another! It's a wedding... what do you want me to tell you... It's people! And also... I feel like people go too far, like you know that's where you realize there's enough... there's not enough diversity in your world. It's if you think... THAT made it a black wedding!! Let me tell you something... A black cellist... has canceled himself! If you have a black person playing the cello... It's safe to say you've canceled the blackness out of that event! That's the surest way to introduce blackness into your family... Dad!! I'm dating a black man!!

That?!? He plays the cello! Alright, bring it, bring it! Even white people think a cello is white. Do you come in with a cello? White people also say... What the hell is that man? like it was a black wedding... It wasn't a black wedding... It was just a wedding! It was a beautiful, beautiful wedding! If it was a real black wedding, it wouldn't have ended! That's a REAL black wedding! It would NEVER end! If it was a real black wedding... The Prince's Nigerian uncle... You would have found like Harry's Nigerian uncle. He would have been in the carriage with them...

I'm not paying for this carriage... And no. Riding on it, ahh? Do you want to ride alone Harry? Do you want to drive alone? Let me tell you something... Oh!? Let me tell you something! We all got into this carriage! Oh?! Each one of us! _______, get on the carriage... There is room for everyone! Don't be like that Harry! Hey?! This is your family's day! This isn't just your day, huh? When you were little... Who was there for you? Hey? Who was there? That... I was here! Oh!? I was there! Uncle _______ was there for you, Harry! Don't be like that, huh?!

Do not be like that! Where do you think your bald head comes from? Oh?! Where do you think you got that from? That's a black wedding! This was just a wedding... a wedding that included black people, that's all. And it was beautiful. It was beautiful to see... All the celebrities showing up. All the famous people... sang God Save The... I never realized... that when they sing God Save The Queen... The Queen doesn't sing. which I understand... I mean, I feel like that would be a little weird. Like she knows... like that's... like that's what I like about the Queen, I'm not going to face it.

Like she has a gangster vibe to her. Like she...she's gotten to that point where she's like...Yes, I'm the Queen, I'm over it! Let's keep moving forward... She no longer acts like someone who is the Queen... She's like she's over it already... I'm the Queen! And then everyone was there like God, (gibberish) She says... yes, yes, I know, I know... Save me, I know! I'm not going to sing it for myself! It can't be like... Saaa, aaaa, aaaaave, me! Save me, oh save me! I don't need saving, you morons! I drive myself! It was such a beautiful day...every detail of it.

It was wonderful to see the people on the streets... Everyone had a smile on their face... You know, everyone was happy! Because like Harry he is popular! He is popular in southern Africa. It is popular in the UK. He's got that cool vibe...you know Meghan Markle too...he's inspired people. The only strange thing about the wedding for me was...they had a black shepherd. African Shepherd, and... and... This was like... It was weird in a good way! She started giving a sermon... And she started talking about Martin Luther King. And then he started talking about slavery.

And I could see, at that moment... There were people in the audience saying... God save the Queen! God save the Queen! Someone STOP this man! God save the Queen!