Prince Harry Takes The Colbert Questionert

I know, hello everyone, there we have the author of the new best seller. I'm here with Prince Harry, uh, Prince Harry Harry, I think you said she could call you Harry, I thought she said you can call me whatever you want, okay, obviously. Because we are very dear friends now that I read your book, I feel like we know each other very well and we had a wonderful interview the other night that everyone hailed as groundbreaking, but the thing is that even after reading 400 pages of your book, there is a lot that fits into 400 pages and I feel like I don't know you as well as I would like.

My team at The Late Show Labs has created 15. You have one lab. Here, oh yes, that explains a lot. Yes, I will connect you now. My team has created 15 questions that are scientifically calculated to plumb the depths of any person and reveal their soul to the world, as good as your book is. This will really open you up to the world. Are you ready to be known to the world after taking what history calls the Colbert Quiz? Oh, no, no, but let's do it, big man, big man, Harry, what's the best sandwich you would make? let's say a cheese and ham toast with Dijon mustard on top and a toast means grilled, okay there you go, it entertains a toast machine and a toast machine like a press like a panini press, that kind of thing that sounds good with which you have to be very careful. these questions because Americanisms to British-isms are very different, right, they got me and my wife in a lot of trouble at the beginning of a relationship, the word funny, the word Fanny is the one that's actually the most annoying, uh, yeah , but then. there's a fanny pack uh uh actually I was going to talk about basil and basil oregano and oregano mm-hmm sure uh uh sidewalk and pavement yeah yeah uh it was like vitamin and vitamin yeah horse riding riding horse where else are you going to ride a horse?

Valley hold on to it like this one more time Sorry one more time with that okay that instantly becomes a meme second question what is something you have that you should really throw away oh uh hmm torn undies and why do I still have them because that's me I don't want to let them go good memories Harry what is the scariest animal the scariest animal yes for me they are snakes snakes Do you see any good ones in Africa why are you going to Africa? Yes Yes, there are 10 years like mambas or something like that. I don't like sharks, but at least they contain the ocean.

Snakes can get anywhere. Yes, apples are oranges, uh, oranges. There's something strangely cannibalistic about that, you know, if we know we'll bite you. get Ginger, you secretly want to be. Yes, have you ever asked someone for her autograph? Yes, can I ask you? The 2003 England rugby team at Tulsa State Tulsa Stadium in the World Cup Final after drinks wearing an England rugby jersey. I was walking by Johnny Johnny Mike Mike Lawrence, come on, sign my shirt and they're all standing there, naked with their Willies hanging out, um, but I got the 15 signatures, they signed it with pens, yeah, what do you think will happen when we die? uh uh I think we turn into animals or a book I know I like that, like we're reincarnated, yeah, do you have an animal you'd like to go back to?

Probably none of them, favorite action movie, yeah, tough questions, oh, Gladiator, you know, uh, the emperor in that Mark surrealist is the one who dies favorite quote in the world is Marcus Aurelius, he said, let's end this debate about what makes a good man and being one is not so nice, there you have it, you can use it good knowledge, you can use that favorite smell from the window or the hallway of the thank you cabin, my wife's least favorite smell, oh , I guess it's obvious, um, okay, most people use apps on your phone, for me, in general, it's better, what's better is a training platform, which I'm part of this is faster access to training mental health oh, is it better or better, better, better, okay, cats or dogs, uh, dogs, obviously you only have one song to listen to for the rest of your life, what is it, just put it away?

Keep in mind that you don't have to listen to it continuously, but when you want to go listen to a song it has to be this one. Love becomes sweet every day according to Philip. Okay, it doesn't look familiar to me. You need more love in your life. Can't. I possibly have more love in my life you look hungry have you met my wife yes we met before oh yes laughter I have dinner plans with your wife nothing would make her happier you can be you know those people in the world who say oh they really you know , they're like oh, I love the royal family, I totally get them, that's my wife, she, that's one of the things like, I'm like I don't have a little bit of hostility towards you guys, I don't have no hostility towards you guys cause you took my family land back in Ireland days but it's no big deal I'm weird I'm over it I'm over it it doesn't sound like you are I'm so sorry she loves , she's just an Anglophile, such a wild Anglophile that she's ever lived. there she spent some time in Cambridge love your whole family just extraordinary yes wonderful yes that's the only thing we don't agree on and I'm reading this book to understand it and I don't know here we are I don't know I need that at all what number I'm thinking about what what number what number I'm thinking about one no, wait, wait a second if these are the same questions you ask everyone else, everyone gets the same thing, everyone has, did anyone ever get it right, did anyone ever get it right?

TRUE? Have I ever said nice to anyone? Is there even a number you're thinking of? Yes, there are several things. Is it between one and ten? Why would I tell you that you were wrong? If you did it right, I could answer that question. That's one of the things you earn, what do I gain? What do I get for you? You become known by people. What do we most want to be? Harry, I'm not alone. I read your book. We want to be known. Okay, that's it. Well, you're welcome, did you enjoy it? Have you enjoyed the security?

Guys, can you come and get me out of here? this is he has red hair he has red hair and he's next to the desk describe the rest of his life in five words uh uh, five separate words or a sentence either way, that's interesting, no one has ever asked that before. You could do it as a kind of pastiche of these five words or a sentence that is meaningful to you, it might be more than five men, freedom, happiness, clarity, space, love, congratulations. you are known, the fair is now available, Prince Harry, everyone, thank you.