Reading Mean Comments About My Dogs

It's hot I'm going to shave them I'm going to shave all of this I'm really going to do it although I'm going to take it to the group to see if they're going to shave them I was on Twitch last night and I asked the ding family for some video suggestions and someone said that I should read

mean

tweets about my

dogs

, which is really funny to me because I feel like I read them occasionally in the

comments

and they make me laugh. All very funny I promise and I actually asked on Twitter because most of the

comments

with any of my

dogs

in the video are overwhelmingly positive because I

mean

who goes on the internet to like dogs, Satan, so I thought.

It would be fun to read some mean comments towards and about my dogs because let's be honest, they deserve it. Well, I'm going to save Kermit for last because most of these roasts are about the lovely Kermit, so what do you say? It starts with you, big guy, are you ready to get roasted? People on the Internet said no, mommy, it's okay, it's okay, I think the worst thing about you is live marbles. Fair question, honestly, I see this comment all the time if I post a video with it. oh they're like the marbles are dead in my most recent Instagram photo of marbles they just break the marbles like people think he's dead is he okay I don't know the marbles look like a hyena from The Lion King which one is that chew? his leg Ed looks like Ed.

I'm surprised that marbles know how far to eat their food. I think your dogs are cataleptic. What does that mean? Catalepsy: A medical condition characterized by a trance or seizure with loss of sensation and consciousness accompanied by rigidity. from the body, yes, cataleptic, it's okay, mubble, you're still alive, mubble, Marble's bark sounds exactly how I imagine it would sound when entering the gates of hell, that sounds like hell to you, Marbles reminds me of my grandmother Dead, why does everyone think you're dead? if she didn't help Marble, he would still have that towel on at Peach and Kermit's wedding.

That's absolutely true and you know it, but what do marbles and a bottle have in common? They are both empty from the neck up, it's so hollow. Hello, I love you very much, but there is nothing in your head. Marbles are literally a fat, drunk hamster. At best, I think a hamster could be smarter than him. Marbles don't know how to eat food from a plate. I have to feed him. his slop on the floor wasn't that bad, you don't even care because you don't know where you are? I love how even later I'll post a video of him with balloons floating into the sky and people still think he's dead pay my respects he's alive peach girl it's your turn at Hot Seat most of these comments are about your weight, she is doing very well, she has lost a lot of weight and is now very healthy, that doesn't mean she doesn't want to be fat, her dogs look like robots, but adorable and stupid robots, those dogs are like deformed squirrels, marble is picky eater and Peach is the vacuum cleaner.

This was in Peach's video when he was a puppy, wait. He was small once as if he had just grown huge. Peach looks like raw chicken in this video, just the disgusting flesh-colored body of him. Peach is the color of a waffle that was almost cooked but flipped too soon. Peach's head is too small for his body. You are one of the only breeds of dogs whose faces are smaller than the neck, that's why they have special colors, they are called Martin gills, so when they do this they don't miss their triangular face, your mango dog is fat.

I prefer Jack's dog movies to yours, I can clondike and Sund. I do this pachy come jum, oh my god, two of your dogs only have like four teeth and yet they get fat somehow. Peach is shaped like a barrel. Oh look, we got a tweet from Jack's. he films himself, you are those things dogs or young elves at least I didn't get two of the same dog oh yes, but you can Sunday and cl how to do this Peach come Peach come oh oh yes she jumps Peach looks like she just finished yelling at a customer service rep and he's trying to stay calm Peach looks like a giant corn dog you did it good girl okay Kermit unfortunately it's your turn Bud most of these are about you he got fat , has Cushing's disease, you are sensitive, Fu, why?

Kermit looks so high, just look at him for a minute, it seems like he finally understands life. Cement looks like a mentally unstable rabbit. Can we name our next dog? Cement, hell yeah. Kermit always seems to be on the verge of tears. Can you be there? On the verge of tears if you're already crying, Kermit always looks the way you feel when you know you're about to get beat up. I feel like Kermit is the physical embodiment of the. I just went out to have a good time and I honestly feel so attacked right now. You could make a second Kermit with all the extra skin on him.

He's fine. He is just elastic. That's all. He is just elastic. He built like a condom. Oh my gosh, Kermit looks like a snail that has lost its shell. but he hasn't realized it yet Kermit looks like he's been in a bucket of Windex for too long Kermit looks like the guy standing by the bar and lowering his sunglasses looking at the young women. He is also a licker in case he doesn't want to. to learn you, he will lick you Kermit looks like the result of an anaconda eating an analou and then spitting it into Kermit's mouth looks like a 90 year old woman sucking on a lemon the world would have half its current amount of carbon dioxide if Kermit stop breathing hard, give us a good breath, he looks like an angry gray potato.

This is just a progression of images showing Kermit transforming into Tia Swinton. I feel like Kermit is the Michael Sarah of dogs. It looks like Kermit has urinated. he takes off his pants in public and doesn't know what to do if kmit was in the hunger games he would kill himself before anyone had a chance to kill him that is the most accurate comment in this video. Simply put, his kit looks like Chris Bosch. not much just a little bit you have to make room for it it's small why do you slide out of the bag?

It's like he wants to die. Did you like being roasted? thanks for all your comments, you made me laugh and everything They are far superior to the dogs in the movie Jax, so I think that's the real takeaway here, Sunday and the Klondike, but yeah, make sure to subscribe to my channel. Post new videos every Wednesday. SL. Thursday. Peach, come okay. I'll see you next. Goodbye week, the marbles are alive.