PEOPLE MESSING AROUND WITH STATUES

no one died from the wolf hello friends, it's me. I'm here today to offer you a new video. Look, when I was a kid, I always wanted to do this. I was fascinated by inappropriately touching

statues

, specifically the Ronald McDonald sitting on a bench at my store. Walmart McDonald's, but both my brother and I always wanted to take pictures of him and make him touch weird things, but then I realized that this is 100% fine, it's normal, so to speak, that's what today's video is about. My brother is new. Actually, after years of searching for my long-lost brother, I found him, but it's too late.

He is now a triangle head and he needs a triangle cult, but he is still excited to see me at my annual business. Excuse me, what did you say about? My blazer makes you look crazy, yes, you took this blazer with one hand, you have the four-stroke with the other. I've worn this blazer through the sands of time, no disrespect to it. He also looks very upset, like someone throughout the story. he has insulted his fashion like he has thigh high stockings and puffy pants and the man in short jacket. He didn't even know we had them back then.

Was he trying to find out who he's trying to be? What is your story? I need to know this, yeah, what did you say, Billy back in the 19th century? It wasn't a belt, it was a hammer. It's like the perfect place to pose for this photo. You know, I'll really appreciate it. Imagine if this was real and a guy in nothing but a loincloth beat you into Hatton. I'll be terrified of another good bat. I'm suing. I'll have you know that my father is a lawyer. I'll sue all of baseball. The association makes my figure.

I've been doing this. all damn day, but or not, well Emily, these two guys were just trying to enjoy a friendly game of chess until Harold hired Emily to twerk with that thing on Bob's lap and try to sabotage the game by becoming in human. I have you now. it actually looks legit that she's suffering in this picture oh i just imagined the germs and the feeling of a rusty penny being ripped out of my nostrils no sir not for me yeah why do you look like them from Olympus , no matter where they are from? her human sacrifice I love this so much Oh, Penny, ready, you're ready to take insurance, she had no idea, she never saw it coming, what a perfect position, well, that great man.

Wow, you just got on Fred here to give him the good ole. Oh, it made him lose his hearing right in his ear for days, oh, really kicking where it hurts, that's how you defeat Slenderman or any weirdly tall and thin person who gets kicked in the back of the knees, that's how you make them go down to your level so you can finish them off with your wombo combo also works on short

people

. I see he was walking into my room and on digital, I guess size 18 feet, his foot literally that big and I kicked the back of my legs like he was walking faster and I.

Boy no I tripped it may not be that effective it's actually quite effective on both tall and short

people

2019 we don't just hit balls we hit humans specifically secretaries just getting off work this is perfectly timed. Oh, he got it. a good shot I love it oh well, what do we have here? Grandma Gertrude can't seem to find anything, he's smiling because she knows that's the joke, she'll never find it because there's nothing there, Barbara, by eating it, this statue is. Giving a watch is a frozen watch movement and just the right frame that you can slide across daddy's lap, that's why they call me daddy, okay, I'll probably do this too, but the statue has to be cute, although maybe she I really had something. for those like the green army guys when she was a kid she was like oh my god I'm a full size green army guy this is my chance oh it's your friendly neighborhood triangle cultists man take one drink I hope you like pee lemonade it's scary it's just a floating egg head it's literally a giant egg with a mouth that can fit that human come on we have another one this is the after effect after it made its Damn, why does this look a little like Mario, even though you gave Mario a baseball cap and a bat, everyone who passes by him will feel his wrath, oh, you know, I'm going home, oh, what a way so wonderful to drag a butt, I mean, bring a lady home, first step grab her by the pants pocket, second step, grab your door handle, pull and push. at the same time, but Furillo put the statue here like it was this guy's house and he said, "No one is going to have my home for the whole next generation, you know, I have millions to throw one away, preserve my land to make a statue of me three".

Make it look like I'm going home, not all the time like she's walking through my door. I want to be remembered that way and I don't want any children living in my house for the rest of time. This is the historical monument. you won't disrespect him Ronald McDonald a unicycle having the best day of his life no one can stop me today no hey man do you have any games on your phone yeah Harry I have a pair which one do you want this statue is so perfect I wonder at What was this based on as a paranoid man in a mandala dress sitting on a bench.

Yes, perfect. Boys of the 19th century. Be like, oh man, what are you looking at? Are you buying something supreme? Do you see? I see an antelope with some 3D. glasses in a Gucci tank top waiting for the next supreme drop, oh why do I only have three toes, animal, this is supposed to be relatable, this is what all you young people look like, have your photos so far away on their screen that they enter the cafeteria. and you see this guy sitting at the lunch table, you know, having lunch alone, you sit next to him, comment below, I need to know this right, you guys are getting a little weird for me, like I'm sitting here, you both we wait. the bus minding our own business and this lady is going to come out of nowhere and do that just because you had a full head of hair, a delicious look even in stone, someone a little PB and gelatin.

I really hope he doesn't have his mouth on the real thing. statue uh, but I mean, come on, it seemed like she was asking me, feed me your grapes, yeah, monster, yeah, this is too good, she's here, hold it, grapes, if only it was a little taller, I wish I was a little taller. I was a basketball player. I wish I could eat these damn grapes. It's supposed to pick up a prophet. Put it in your mouth. That's what we do in 2019. The savages of the 19th century will eat the entire grape bush. Actually, God, what are you doing, trying to get hit? there, I really don't think you want a hammer and a nail going in there, I mean, look, she was like asking for it, look at this position, it's how it should be, this is not what I meant by being hit, okay?

I went drinking today and there's this lady who wanted to high-five me so badly, so I definitely tried to high-five her to no avail. Oh, he was so close, yes, he is so far away. I tried so hard and I got this far, but. In the end it was a download too slow much human from the future will you come with me I will take you to meet my mother now if you would follow me yes sir whatever you say or is he stealing her shoe can I Don't you feel what I can't hear you? I said my wife is dead, why how about you come with a beautiful lady?

Wow, that's a big kid and he's a really good kid too. Oh man, imagine this happening in real life, spine contraction in 3. 2 1 goodbye sweet world and everyone in it just kidding you all suck that's my baby my baby my baby no, that's my baby mother and father feel like I'm tearing myself apart it's because you are oh this one is so healthy I know most of these are inappropriate but this one is so healthy we have this little baby trying to lift him up inside that's you, I am the lady. plan, the pajama doesn't know any better, but he's just trying to help the baby get back to the mom, so this guy makes a YouTube channel where he'll dress exactly like a statue, sit somewhere very, very still and He will pretend to be a statue. and get people's reactions anyway, that's all for today.

I hope you enjoyed this video. Comment below on what is the craziest thing you have ever done to a statue or which of these things you would actually do to a statue. Count below. Let me know which one. of these

statues

that you would possibly pose with if you enjoyed this video, make sure to like my number and subscribe on the wolf pack. I love you so much, thanks for watching, bye guys.