Official Ron White - I Got Thrown Out of a Bar

I got kicked out of a bar in New York City now, when I say I got kicked out of a bar I don't mean someone asked me to leave, we walked to the door together and I said goodbye to everyone, I gotta go, six bouncers they threw me I leave a nightclub like I'm a frisbee. Those big old bouncers who go home every night watch Roadhouse and beat them up. You know, I'm talking about Patrick Swayze punching another guy for wearing a hat. I walk into a bar with a hat on. guy, he really pissed, took off his hat, maybe he wants to negotiate, he says, I'll tell you what the deal is in this area where Hatch we're trying to maintain the power of a club.

Really, the only way we can continue south is if they have their hair cut like you and he got mad but he left and I took off my hat and about an hour later I was drinking and I forgot that you ever forgot what it happened to me I put my hat back on the guy comes up to me now I'm between six one and six six depending on which convenience store I go out to I weigh 235 pounds this guy comes up to me pushing me and his shoulder with two fingers says you're leaving from here wow thanks scooter and I was wrong they threw my ass and then they confronted me in the parking lot and I backed out of the fight because I don't know how many of them it would have taken to spank my ass but I knew how many they were going to use it's a little information useful to have a hype, well they called the police because we broke a chair on the way out the door and I refused to pay for it, the police showed up and at that point I had the right to remain silent but I didn't have the ability, says the police, mr.

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they're accusing you of being drunk in public I was drunk in a bar they threw me in the public I don't want to be drunk in public I want to be drunk in a fucking bar which is perfectly legal to arrest them well he didn't arrest them instead they call for ask for my arrest record there's some good news the satellites are connecting in outer space the computer banks at NASA are up and running there's an infinite Telegraph this part an extra huge shorthand beep now I told you that story to tell you this story when I was 17 years.

I was arrested for being drunk in public. It seemed to be a pattern. If you knew Morse code, you would already know that when a DWI was a bogus charge because it turns out they were pulling over every vehicle driving on that particular sidewalk. and that's profiling, I believe in drunk public charges and Fritz, the officer who arrested me, who I literally knew my entire life, you know what I mean, this guy lives four doors down from me in a town of less of 400 people we have met. to jail when we got there he asked me if I had any aliases and I was just being a know-it-all and I said yeah they call me tater salad 17 years later in New York City I'm handcuffed on a bench with blood coming out of my nose , this policeman says, are you wrong?

White tater salad, you caught me, you caught the tater, you can knock down those obstacles now I call my son Tater Tot and bounce.