Office PRANKS that make me audibly burst out laughing

Everyone's been calling me Dwayne all day. I think Jim Halpert paid them five dollars each and it was worth it. I found Dwight's wallet in the parking lot. My God, what are we going to do? Don't know. Don't know. I know, I don't know what the best place is. Should we destroy everything or buy a horse on the Internet? I mean, I don't know what to do. What do you think I know? I know what to do. Alright? everything exactly how you found it okay, hey, Dwight Jim and I found your wallet in the parking lot, what did you do to it? nothing, what did you do to him?

Dwight, I swear we didn't do anything good. Try canceling the card. Cancel the card. I hope to do very well tonight. I have a great ability to read people. Jim, for example, has a great ability to say that when he has a good hand, cough, uh, I'll raise, thanks. It's the strangest thing every time he coughs, he pulls back. You wrote down those fake ones. diseases, right? No, it was the hard way. I know you did, so why are you wasting everyone else's time? Well, because I want to know who wrote those diseases. I want you to write something.

Okay, Jim Halper committed healthcare fraud, wait. one second because it sounds really good it's Jack Ass a word or two he looks happy yeah good good good H boss why was it oh 4 and a half hours new record low previous record Henry Roston boss for 9 years four months and he only left because he had business family to take care of and he what Michael six no, that's unacceptable, okay Jim, you're number two in this

office

, you need to step up and show some leadership. I'm sorry, what did you say so weird? What's so weird? the bat I mean, I know I felt like it bit me but look, there's no Mark, I feel such a strangely powerful tingle, but Jim, this garlic bread is cold, what not, it burned me.

It's strange, hey, Jim, here's the aspirin you wanted, oh, thank God, there is such. headache from that look what a look the look at Angela's crucifix is ​​blinding I don't have much experience with vampires but I have hunted werewolves. I shot one once but when I got there it had turned into my neighbor's dog again, so you're good for waiting here for animal control Animal Control I've been controlling animals since I was six cool, okay, I'll go go home and go to bed, draw the blinds, there's a lot of sun here bye, Dwight, bye, Jim and good luck, Jim's on a path, now an eternal journey, a game of skill, it's a game of chance, I could always win it, oh really, mhm, yeah, how would you do that mind control?

You can't be serious, are you serious? Ever since I was a little kid, like eight or nine years old, I could control things with my mind. I don't think you'll continue, it was just little things, you know, like I could

make

something shake or I could

make

a marble fall off the counter. I only know little things, that's ridiculous, you know what? Why don't you move that coat rack? Excuse me, everyone pay attention in the

office

, please. Jim is about to demonstrate his telekinetic powers and needs absolute silence. Go ahead, he's fine, I'll try. My God.

Last week he may have gone too far. I'll explain it quickly. Basically, I found out where he gets his clothes, dry cleaning them. I custom ordered the same suit made with te away bcro and you can film the rest. What the hell, Jim? Now he's trying to get it. to take my children to work. I think it's fair to be cautious. Why are you still reading that book about the garden party? I have been in the high end event planning industry for some time now and this party is a great opportunity, plus I have a secret weapon, only one copy in the world and some fool on the internet sold it to me for $2.

In fact, I am very disappointed. How bad my book is doing. I have only sold one copy. Oh yeah. I just received my replacement credit card. Do you want the number? Oh, it's 4793 0032 3313. The security code is 927. Okay, great, thank you very much. Goodbye, so Dwight took the As bait, he used my credit card numbers to send a $200 bouquet of flowers to my wife over the past few months. I've been sending letters to Dwight at the CIA, are you serious? They're considering a top secret mission, there's his request and Here's where I made him list all the secrets he promised he'd never tell last year.

My boss, Michael Scott, took a day off because he said he had pneumonia, but he was actually leaving early to go to magic camp. Wow, so here's the gift. You can decide what his top secret mission is. Sorry, I didn't RP it. Oh, you know what? Sorry, I forgot to tell you that I intercepted a transmission earlier and it looks like the CIA is going to need a trailer at their headquarters in Langley for training. and an ice cream social with the other agents we should get him a bus ticket to make his trip easier oh no that would be too big it would cost $75 well maybe the CIA could send a helicopter which has you compromised , abort the mission, destroy the phone. destroy fall bam okay, I've tried everything, did you prank Dwight?

No, well, you like that, yeah, it's not as fun if I'm not losing my job. I love you, but I'm a little busy, so I need you to figure this out. Go alone, oh what a nice waste of time, here we go, hey, back up, it's lonely, hey boy, here you are looking for a job, tell me how far you can reach those beautiful long arms. Hers, yes, put them on now. How long can you hold that pretty little one? breath of yours, well, hey Jim, are you distracting these people? We're working on the moment when Darla put the cupcake in her mouth, her dad pulled her aside and told her you're too fat, no one will like you if you're too fat next time.

I saw David Geffin was at the Buffalo Club I love you gay bastard I said gay bastard I gay gay G Lewis now listen here Gabe, you're too fat, no one will like you if you're too fat. I made some changes. to my book see if you like it now I love to read and I hate being interrupted shut up and listen gay bastard chapter one I was born not in luxury or poverty but in adversity and for that I thank the Lord my father was a man that is all we can know after I learned to ride a bike, there was nothing stopping me.

I went up Magnolia Street and down to Zia Lane, which later became my newspaper. Well, good night. I just wanted to thank you again because I really believe it. I made good use of my deck wherever I wanted. I have always been a fighter. Damn, okay, wait, wait, the judge is in session. What is the problem here? He put my stuff in Jello-O again. What is this? It looks like a red wire. Oh me. It wasn't here before it was a computer, I mean, computers have cables, yours doesn't, no, no, it goes in a different direction than the other cables, but I'm too busy, I can't talk about this anymore, why? what just close?

I got 500 feet of red wire at a flea market near Dore High School. 20 bucks for the whole reel, crazy, what a deal, oh it'll be fine. I made it there, what is this path of happy days, but don't open it until Christmas, you were so pathetic, how long did this take you? 3 hours and 5 minutes. I'm actually a black belt and a soldier wrapper, yeah, no, they don't give black belts for things that are stupid, well, I hope it was worth it. Because I'm going to take it apart in about 5 minutes. I think I'll take you a little more time.

Actually, if I can skin a mule deer in under 10 minutes, I should be able to butcher my Michael, what is it? Dwight is complicit, it's terrible, the problem Jim m is that people who actually have a medical condition are not going to get the care they need because someone in this office comes up with all these ridiculous things. The choculitis count sounds difficult, why did you write that? Jim it's because you know I love Count Chocula, I think you need to confess the fact? Yeah, what are you doing, what are my keys, good luck, what Jim, damn, no, Jim, let me out, Jim, let the light gray and green stop.

Stop talking about me and Morse code, you know what jokes you have because I know Morse code, ha, yeah, that's what we're doing in our very limited free time and with our very limited budget we went and got a babysitter and then We went out and took a class on a very outdated and unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you, yeah that's exactly what we did. It all started when Dwight was kicking his foot on the leg of his desk. when i asked him to stop he said i will do it when you lose the baby weight really well.

I must have imagined it. I apologize, Detonator Jim, are you clicking a detonator? It's a pen, he said there's a detonator here. Oh, okay, that's not entirely true. right wait he just coughed not in Morse code so he said that's not true that's double negative the only Morse code I know is J ABF Morse code always be funny Michael come on get back to work twice, please, hey, knock, be kind. of blurry that's better last week I was in a pharmacy and I saw these glasses uh $4 and it only cost me $7 to recreate the rest of the Ensemble and that's a total of $11 ask what kind of bear is better that's a ridiculous question fake black bear well that's debatable there's basically two schools of thought fact the bears eat beats oh Bears beats batt Star Galactica the bears no what's going on what are you doing you know what imitation is the sincerest form of flattery so I appreciate it identity theft it's not a joke Jim millions of families suffer every year Michael oh that's funny Michael where is my desk? that's weird this isn't funny this is totally unprofessional okay well, you're the one who lost my desk I didn't lose my desk Hey, calm down, where was the last place you saw?

Okay, who moved my desk? I'm going to tell Michael and this entire office will be punished. What kind of discounts are we giving on the 20 PB white Bond Jim? I've given you this information like 20 times. I know, hey, who are you faxing so early in the morning. Oh, um, it's a little hard to explain. No, I have a lot. contact this Granton branch, but before I left I took a box of Dwight's stationery, so from time to time I send him faxes from future Dwight at 8:00 today someone poisons the coffee, don't drink the coffee, they will continue more instructions.

Best regards Future Dwight No, you'll thank me later I guess everything's okay Toby, why don't you open your gift? No no no no no no no no this hey hey hey hey this might not be what I think I don't even know what it is in there because there are so many presents in my car and I don't know which one is which this sucks, what the hell is that Michael, that is what you mean, Michael, that's not even my handwriting, hey, what the hell is going on here? Who thought? It would be hysterical to give Toby a rock for his going away gift.

You did it, no you made me rap it. I thought he had crossed a line. It's just okay, this is slander. Miss Black, slander. I mean, I dare you to provide a credible source on this. Well, it just so happens that we have with us the foreman of his paper mill in upstate New York Sandra mck Sandra Mick good afternoon Iris, it's a pleasure. I'll get right to the point: his role is toxic. No, the paper is not toxic. Thanks Sandra, unless it is. exposed to oxygen then it becomes extremely toxic don't listen to her this employee is obviously unhappy what the hell is going on the stock price is falling are you going to take control of the message or do I have to send someone who understands me? get out of here more about py uh excuse me Mr.

Droid, who are you talking to? uh, with nobody