Office PRANKS to Watch Over The Holiday Season - The Office US

Halper tried to convince me that I committed murder. I think he may be the real killer. Jim Halpert said there was an abandoned baby in the woman's home. room when I went to save the kid I saw Meredith in the can, okay this morning I hit my head on the phone which actually took a while. I had to put more and more nickels in her phone until she got used to it. weight and then he would take them all out every time he wrote my name he said diapers just a simple macel, you know, these don't really sound that funny one after the other, but he deserves it, although at the end of the day my desk was about 2 feet taller near the photocopierGood morning, Dwight, who are you, who am I?

I'm Jim, we've been working together for 12 years. Weird mug Dwight, you're not Jim. Jim is not Asian. Seriously, you never noticed. Hey, hats off to you for not seeing race, then, Jim. Why don't you tell me about that sale you made yesterday? Wellington Systems sold them 10 boxes of 24 pound cardstock or were you talking about Creek or Murphy because I haven't closed that one yet, but I hope I have. I received a voicemail from Paul Ker waiting for me. Please enter his password. He has a new message. No, no, no, that is confidential information only for employees, not for strangers.

Why cut it? I'm trying to work, you don't work here. no Jim Jim, I got that dinner reservation GRE, let's go at 7:30 oh great, I can't wait. Jim is at the dentist this morning and Steve is an actor friend of ours. I don't know who you are, but you're not Jim, this is Jim. oh oh, how come we take a look at Street View? They don't let you know when the cameras are rolling. Why are you still reading that Garden Party book? I mean, how difficult are snacks and tea. There is much more than that. I have wanted Fruit Farms to enter the high-end event planning industry for a long time and this party is a great opportunity.

Also, I have a secret weapon, only one copy in the world and some fool on the Internet sold it to him. for $2. I'm actually really disappointed at how poorly my book is doing. I have only sold one copy, I cleaned out this cabinet. People. Many of these are dead accounts. Scranton Mograph Corp. I don't think we are doing business with them. At any time it is strange that a letter from Robert Dunder has come into my hands, a valuable artifact. I have hidden it until a person of strong intellect can safely retrieve it. This golden chalice has immeasurable historical and religious significance.

The Holy Grail, did you send it? Dwight in search of the Holy Grail I think I'm too busy these days to... Oh my God, I sent Dwight in search of the Holy CR, the dunder code. I completely forgot about that joke that had to be like six. or seven years ago I stayed up late every night for a month I had a lot more free time back then I don't understand aha a light bulb light bulb a light bulb okay, okay, invisible ink, whoever reaches the ceiling higher than the numbers. I'm about to tell. D down white d man I wish I was there to see his face when he reaches the end and finds the fake Grail no Grail, don't you remember I don't remember an Annex a wash from the warehouse there's nothing down here oh I expected more from young Albert just forget it forget it 20 seconds to go time upped it to carbs really Power Gel hey you want to win you gotta refuel like a winner okay let's get started as soon as I take this shot, yeah, hi Susan, who would you say if I told you we could play a prank on Dwight and at the same time he wouldn't work with me today?

I was prepared to give you 15%. He's going through a breakup, yes, I'm aware of that, but he's also being super annoying. I'm not a perfect person on your facial machines, what kind of joke are you thinking? What if I told you I could offer free shipping? I'm sure I'll last, I'm not sure. I became so self conscious that I realized I think I'm programmed to be your enemy I think it's my job to destroy you when it comes to selling perfect paper so let me get some basic information from you mhm sorry then. sorry uh yeah uh could you repeat that magic magic magic magic magic magic magic and now Michael the magic will try to escape extreme bondage can he do it I don't see how he can I know how to dislocate his shoulder and slide his arm off no, now everyone's counting back on me three sorry, sorry, quick thing.

So is it true that if you can't get out you don't want anyone to help you? I'll go out, oh yes, I will, so we shouldn't help you, no. No matter how much you can beg and please, no, it's okay, this is getting hot so let's do it, ready, three, two, one, it's all right, Michael, yeah, I can't tell you how I plan to escape except by using magic that It is from the Wizard. Code separately in an unrelated note if you find a small brass key. I think I left my wallet at his house. Who cares?

Those are Master James' halberd keys. My keys stop forgetting things. I didn't forget them. They're here. I'm stupid, Master James Halbert, I'm so sorry, I think I forgot that thing, you idiot, miss, what are you doing? Hey, I have a question: who thinks he's really the best salesperson in this

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? Stupid question, obviously, Mr. James, help me. He had an aunt that he was very close with, she was an amazing boxer. Anyway, she got hurt in a fight and was paralyzed, so you can imagine how upset she was when I found out that she asked her manager to remove her breathing tube. so she could die wow, if you want to cry, that's fine, thank you.

A few years ago my family was on safari in Africa and my cousin Mufasa was trampled to death by a pack of wild beasts and we all took it. really difficult for all of us in the audience of what happened do you want to keep talking about it? Oh, it would probably take me about an hour and a half to tell that whole story. We, yeah, okay, I was trying to organize this party. One time everyone broke up for the weekend and then my uncle Bernie died and my best friend and I had to pretend he was alive, so wait a second.

That's the weekend at Bernie's. Do you think this is a game? Well, there is a ball. Alright we are starting again Thunder Mylin Thunder with good sounds this is Dwight Frud wait for Miss Black and welcome back to bizwiz. It's Iris Black on the line, we have Dunder Mifflin senior sales associate Dwight, shut up Iris, thank you so much for having me Iris, let me tell you David Wallace is the CEO, but he's not hands-on, so operations Every day is completely under your control is the perfect way to describe it. Iris, excuse me, my Sound Engineer Steve is telling me, that uh, there's a jingling sound coming from your end.

Does your shirt have buttons? Yes, I'm so sorry, we're going to have to ask you to take off your shirts all together now that we were saying when my workers get together. I'm very sorry, I've been told we still have problems Mr. Shrew, his voice sounds a bit feminine, that's impossible. Is he by any chance wearing metal zipper pants? Okay, how's my voice now? Steve is clarifying everything for me, so Mr. Shro, what is his response to the consumer product safety commission saying Dunder mlin paper is toxic? About this, well, we have with us the foreman of your paper mill in upstate New York, Sandra Mick, Sandra mck, good afternoon, Iris, it's my pleasure, I'll get right to the point: your paper is toxic, no , the paper is not toxic, thanks Sandra. unless it is exposed to oxygen then it becomes extremely toxic, don't listen to her, this employee is obviously disgruntled, what the hell is going on?

The stock price is falling. Is he going to have control of the message or do I have to send someone who understands? the I get out of here more in p uh excuse me Mr. Droid who is he talking to uh no, he just called Miss M no, everything is fine, is he insulting my guests? The next movie moves to the front of the queue, so number five becomes number four. The number six becomes the number five, the number three becomes the number two, etc., etc. and let's say I just sent Love Actually, which was fantastic, and I got sent Uptown Girls, which is also fantastic, but guess what?

Now I want to

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Love Actually again but it's at the back of the queue oh no what do I do? What I do is this. I connect to the Internet. I click, click, click and change the order of the Q so I can

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Love Actually as soon as I want. It's very easy, Ryan, right? I really don't know how Netflix works I guess I forgot, you're a killer, Ryan, well done, 2 minutes and 42 seconds, also Pam, you win 10 because you said amazing 12 times and Jim, you win five because he mentioned six romantic comments. you're talking about me and Morse code, you know what a joke they're playing on you because I know Morse code, yeah that's what we're doing in our very limited free time and with our very limited budget we went to get a babysitter and then we went out. and I took a class on a very outdated and unnecessary form of communication just so I could talk about you in front of you, yeah that's exactly what we did.

It all started when Dwight was tapping his foot on the leg of his desk when I asked him. to stop he said I will when you lose the baby weight very good I must have imagined I apologize detonator Detonator where Michael Jim you are clicking on a Detonator is a pen Michael come on get back to work Dwight please okay hey Tap Away what is this? Happy

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s, but don't open it until Christmas. You are so pathetic. How long did this take you? 3 hours and 5 minutes. I actually have a black belt in rap. Yes, no, they don't give black belts for things that.

They're stupid, well I hope it was worth it because I'm going to take it apart in about 5 minutes. I think it will take you a little longer. If I can skin a mule deer in less than 10 minutes, I should do it. so I can cut off my leg Michael chicken wire Merry Christmas everyone can see