Norm Macdonald - The Best Of Norm - Over 2 Hours

what's that? I always knew it was bad for me, you know? Some you know, some guys will say it's good because their uncle lived a long time or someone smoked, you know they'll go, hey, what's up with that old guy, you know, bert mustin, what's up with that guy you know? and then, uh, uh, he, just because he lived a line that doesn't mean anything, right, he's just a guy, you can't just because bert mustin lived a lot, suddenly you did your master's thesis on this, didn't you do a lot of body to people when you're smoking was people angry when yes, people don't like it when you smoke you know they're upset like I have to admit that secondhand smoke is bad like I didn't like it when I smoked I didn't like the secondhand smoke You know, I like that smell firsthand because you have to breathe it right out of the cigarette, you know, and secondhand, anything that's already been ingested by someone isn't as good.

You know, a pork sandwich is delicious, but after a digested pork. sandwich, you know you can't fight that logic,

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an, you can't, do you think advertising leads children to smoke? you know, they fight a lot about joe camel do you really think yes, they're going no, yes, they definitely got it because the The thing is that advertisers have to go after kids because they're not going to get adults like there's no guy 50 year old saying "hey I should start smoking that damn camel, look at it kids, yeah that's a scary looking beast." because it looks like I didn't make this up and I know you don't care firsthand, but you don't know, don't say I know how these things happen, man, because a friend of mine worked on Saturday Night Live. and he said that he was one time jokingly and then he said that everyone was drinking saying: are you a gay man? gay man, I mean, show about smoking, they thought you meant the British word for cigarettes, okay, exactly, can I burn?

That's what they say in England. Where else is it okay? I think about Joe Campbell looking like Dennis oh yeah I lost my train of thought bringing me back. This is what I have noticed. He looks. He doesn't even look like a camel. He looks a lot alike. a because you know it's usually subliminal, yeah, where you have to find the right character, you have to find the damn camera, yeah, trust me, when you only get two humps from a, it's not worth smoking, right now, line two, we have a phone call for you although i can't believe they were still on the line after this match uh line two we have beverly from middletown ohio beverly yeah hi dennis hi uh

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hi you didn't know my name I didn't I don't think so I was the one Saturday night.

Do you like it? Yeah, I liked it when Dennis was in it. I saw everything leave here. You're great with that man. You're great. You know why, because you don't give. about dennis you know what i mean it's the

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thing you can do every time i go they say what it's like to follow chevy and i like chevy makes me laugh what do i think about chevy? make a living here you know what I mean when I see you I know you're thinking the same thing like screw it Dennis I'm killing okay uh anyway keep going what's your question okay since nicotine is such an addictive drug do you think someday you will be able to I will have to have a prescription to buy a pack of cigarettes.

Well, you know, they always bring up the constitution and talk about how we should still have the right to a militia and all that. Let's face it, this country was built on tobacco farmers. You know if you are going to start changing, if you are not going to change something because it comes from a long time ago, you cannot change this either. There are farmers who make a living. Tobacco is one of the crops that obtained this. The country is going, so no, I don't think they will ever make it illegal. Yes, no, they shouldn't make it illegal.

I know, I think Norm backs me up on that. What motivated you to leave it. Well, I guess you already know. I guess I just read this about it being like a phallic symbol and my doctor came in, I said you probably have an oral fixation, which you know what that means, let's not get it right, so that's why I always smoke like cigarettes. instead of cigars because if I'm going to smoke I like a little thin white blouse, hurry back again. I'm off to Ohio Middletown, the center of the universe, to take a good clean call and then I get distracted. thinking I can't listen to norma for a second I have to have a time signal here I come back and you're talking about a thin white putty there I don't know I don't have a thin white film in my mouth no you didn't misunderstand what I'm saying is this I get it don't make the mistake of thinking I'm listening to you I just want to make clear what I was saying if I was ever gay if you like it suddenly fact it's mandatory or something like that I would choose the smallest one and I would like a guy who would come quickly I thought that the topic was hammered no cox it's next week sorry that answer answers your question lord mcdonald ladies and gentlemen college freshman scott d'amaro larry set a new world record by using his head to crack 142 eggs and now officially holds a place in the Guinness Book of Retards oh that's ridiculous it's just ridiculous that postal authorities removed a cigarette from a photo of blues artist robert johnson to help dignify the musician in a new seal that has been issued in his honor.

This is not the first time the post office has altered a photograph; in fact, the original photo used on the Elvis stamp was based on this photo of the king enjoying a story intertwined with a hoagie. three of the most powerful men in hollywood, david geffen, steven spielberg and jeffrey katzenberg, joined forces last week to form their own film studio. When asked what kind of movies we could expect from them, the trio responded mainly porn, that is good news, okay, okay last week, Queen Elizabeth. she won 10 pounds in her country's national lottery, however, she has no plans to leave her job as queen of england yes, she knew it, she knew it, she knew it, she knew it, she knew it, you think she didn't know it, the relatives of jeffrey dahmer are supposedly fighting over what to do with his body, yeah, okay, yeah, well, some want to have sex with him while the rest want to put him in the refrigerator, so that should have stopped at the premise that the The US Postal Service would this week cancel plans for a stamp commemorating the bombing. of Hiroshima, they will instead release a different stamp here is that hopefully people will find it less offensive that a scientist has created a genetically superior Christmas tree that will be taller, stronger and more resilient than other trees.

A disadvantage if you don't. I don't like your presence, it will kill you, it's a big inconvenience, there's a one-legged goose with dirt on its head and I'm complaining about my life. You know it's harder for the one-legged goose, hey, this week, a Cincinnati woman with 10 personalities sued a man for sexual assault, but the lawsuit was dismissed when two of her personalities said she may have given your consent, you know, friends where I come from, no, no, no, no, yes, no, no, it means no, I hate getting on a platform. But that's where I'm coming from.

Oprah Winfrey broke down and cried this week saying that she had once smoked crack. You know, I don't know why she cries. I mean, you know, some people in this world never smoke crack. It's ridiculous. Hey, here's an amazing story: twins born 95 days apart, even more amazing: they were born to different mothers and they don't even look alike. It's hard to believe that this week a court banned gays from marching in Boston's St. Patrick's Day parade, but they're still allowed. getting hit by drunk Irish guys, I'm afraid I know what you're applying, well, well, the Super Bowl might be over, but the San Francisco 49ers keep piling on, now leading the Chargers 83, 40 to 27.

They've comfortably covered broadcast and in football news this is getting ridiculous, the 49ers now beat the Chargers 1,655 and something to 27. Okay, not okay with those long numbers, study says high school marijuana use has increased drastically. I don't know, I'm joking and I don't actually sell drugs to kids and now, to illustrate the point that his client is running out of money to defend himself, O.J Simpson's lawyer said this week that if he had to do it again again after killing his victims o.j now he would also steal that one from them that seems worrying to you, we went well, how about this?

You know how sick I am when a society allows a guy like Colin Ferguson to live another 200 years. It's ridiculous. It's crazy. Israeli. Security forces have detained more than 150 suspects in last week's suicide bombings. Suspects of suicide attacks. Well, here's a clue. Look for the dead and you're probably on the right track. Well in Buffalo, Wyoming. A knife truck this week spilled hundreds of sticks of dynamite. Interstate I-90, although officials noted that there is absolutely no danger as long as you are protected by magic. I wish I was protected by magic, and with the blow, New York City is one of the most greedy and heartless people in New York City.

Scammers are getting rich selling fake Mass tickets in Central Park, I don't know? Look how he looks here, look at him hoping to impress a girl. Kevin Hall, 18, stuffed a sawed-off shotgun down his pants and fired from it. her genitals, you know, I don't know the girl, but I guess the trick didn't work. I learned this the hard way in an attempt to appease critics of the president's Bosnian policies. White House press spokesman Mike McCurry emphasized. that the administration does not intend for the united states to be the world's policeman, it did acknowledge, however, that the marines had just pulled over the country of brazil for speeding like johnny carson there for a second this week paula barbieri admitted that She had broken up with O.J Simpson on That same night they killed Nicole Brown Simpson, boy, that had to be a tough day for O.J.

First his girlfriend leaves him and then some Colombian hitmen kill his wife. He has feelings for the boy. frank sinatra turned 80 this week frank sinatra and although the singer is said to have suffered from alzheimer's and had a typically festive birthday singing a duet with a prostitute and having sex with tony bennett he would probably end up in a t-shirt with a meat hook on the ass but it was a good job recent studies indicate the number of people receiving the AIDS virus appears to be declining dramatically, but it's important for viewers to remember one thing: sex without condoms feels better now.

I have to say this, it should be noted, however, I have no idea what I'm talking about. The wrong way Corrigan, the man who once flew to Ireland by mistake died this week at the age of 88. It was just as he said his wife was trying to live, he was wrong Across the country this Monday banks and government offices will be closed and Martin Luther King's birthday will be observed Meanwhile at Riverbend maximum security prison in Nashville on killer of dr king james earl ray will spend the day being continually raped he's a bad guy by the way james earl ray if you don't know meanwhile republican contender phil graham says bob dole shouldn't get the nomination because he backed president clinton's plan to send troops to bosnia.

Dole responded that graham shouldn't be nominated for president because well look at him, look at the guy, well there's more bad news for ice cream magnates ben and jerry. In its continuing battle with the Food and Drug Administration this week, the FDA banned its newest flavor products from Ben's Beard's meddling bureaucracy, which destroyed the mass at a local meeting in Montpelier, Vermont, last week, representatives of the McDonald's corporation who want to put a restaurant in a historic location. district were booed by angry residents but were applauded by the city's fat man every city has one the fat man down with peanut consumption in the united states down 10 the peanut advisory council has decided to launch an advertising campaign of 600 000 most of the funds will go to spreading nasty rumors about almonds and cashews, that's not cool, huh? but they all have one thing in common: they are all dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty in colorado this week bob dole warned that if pat buchanan is the republican candidate the party could lose both the presidency and control of congress in response, buchanan warned that If anyone other than himself becomes president, blacks will retain the right to vote six out of a half-dozen others just days after winning the New Hampshire primary.

Pat Buchanan has become the target of savage attacks within the Republican Party. A positive note, however, garnered enthusiastic support. bill clinton, the president of the united states of america, can't get much higher than that, well, television history will be made this week when movie legend elizabeth taylor appears as herself in all four of on Monday nights on CBS, is part of the network's new campaign.letterman for the last time, there are very few people like when they laugh at you, you're happy, you know? and he always makes me happy when he laughs, cool man, it's good to see you again.

Norman put it that way in an interview last night in 2020 intended to promote his new book. It takes a village. Mrs. Clinton folded under harsh questioning from Barbara Walters and admitted that in fact, it doesn't take a village, and furthermore, she was aware that it doesn't take a village when she wrote the damn book, meanwhile, the president Clinton is hard at work on Tuesday's State of the Union address in which she will focus on crime education. and the economy at the request of the first lady part of the president's speech will be huge lies more questions about the veracity of hillary rodham clinton in an interview this week the first lady stated that she won the women's 100 meter dash at the 1956 olympic games and that she had an IQ of over 700.

When it was pointed out that they weren't particularly good lies, Mrs. Clinton responded, I know I have a problem, and then added that I made up the formula for 7up in Whitewater News. Federal regulators questioned Hillary Clinton at the white house this week and gave her a perfect score in the lying section, she is a dirty liar for years, hillary rodham clinton has told people she was named after the first man in climb mount everest, sir edmund hillary, but as esquire magazine recently noted, sir edmund didn't climb mount everest until 1953, six years after hillary was born.

However, the first lady has a good explanation for the discrepancy that she loves to lie to an ex. An Arkansas banker told the Senate's White Cove Whitewater Committee this week that he had given Bill Clinton a $20,000 loan as a favor. even though this was unacceptable banking practice. In response, President Clinton stated that he does not remember such a loan, while First Lady Hillary Clinton said that we have not even been to Arkansas, it is not likely that further charges will be brought in the Whitewater investigation. President Clinton still refuses to say whether he will pardon former Whitewater associates Jim and Susan McDougall, but when asked if he would pardon first lady Hillary Clinton, the president said: very clear quote she commits the crime she commits the time no, I don't like it why don't you like Hillary?

I don't like her in any way because I think she is the most corrupt person we have ever had in the world. White House, I mean, there are so many terrible things that she has done that we forget, but there was one that I don't know why she was swept under the rug, but you know she went into the IRS and looked at the political enemies. um tax returns nixon did that yeah well that absolutely nixon did that yeah it's a she's a nixonian thing that hillary did so well as much as I know something I mean, this was reported and it was a thing for a very short time because the News cycles go very fast and maybe today, uh Nixon, you know, Watergate would have just been a Friday night story that would have been gone by Monday.

I think people don't vote on the issues, they just vote on who. would like this thing that everyone saw about who you'd rather have a beer with, you know, and no one wanted to have a beer with Hillary Clinton, you know, I think I once made a joke about Donald Trump where I said that. people Americans hated Hillary Clinton so much that they voted for someone they hated more than Hillary Clinton to rub it in here we see the president and the first hey hey slow down let me catch up here we see President Clinton looking for something any stuff. to hug in addition to his wife this week in South Africa Winnie Mandela was removed from the new government by her husband President Nelson Mandela a curious Bill Clinton then come Mr.

Mandela to find out exactly how something like this is done OMG, Hillary looks pretty in this photo here, don't you realize there's someone like that until I see her listening to this? this photo was a terrifying moment this week for first lady hillary clinton her plane en route to the former soviet union was forced to make an emergency landing when it was discovered that a frayed cable in the engine was causing serious malfunctions it was said that the president was furious and demanded an immediate investigation into what went wrong with operation frayed cable astronaut shannon lucid returned to earth after a record six months in space was welcomed home on tuesday with a phone call from the president Clinton said the president said this is just the beginning, one day we will be able to send an American to space indefinitely and I hope it will be a woman speaking in Australia this week about the problems of being the first lady of the United States.

Hillary Clinton joked. maybe he walks around with a bag on his head when he goes out in public and has no opinions and never expresses them in public or private to which the president responded yes yes oh god yes as new questions arise about Hillary Clinton's role in Whitewater the president appears to be distancing himself from the first lady today in his weekly radio address. The president insisted. Hey, I sleep with hundreds of girls. I can't answer for all of them. You know, court documents made public this week. Independent counsel Kenneth Starr told a federal judge that Hillary Clinton is now a central figure in the Swiftwater criminal investigation.

Reacting to the news, President Clinton called the investigation a partisan witch hunt and promised to cite that if the first lady is somehow convicted and has to go to jail, I will do everything I can to My power is to wait two weeks to start dating increasing indications that first lady Hillary Clinton may be impeached for her role in Whitewater. President Clinton is reportedly beginning to prepare for that possibility. Plans so far include renting a room, hiring a band and making a giant bathtub. with daisies in a unanimous verdict this week a santa monica jury found o.j simpson liable for the wrongful deaths of nicole brown simpson and ronald goldman and awarded the plaintiff eight and a half million dollars in damages in response to the verdict simpson insisted on that he had nowhere near that amount of money and that the only asset he has left is 30 pairs of Brunei Molly shoes.

The announcement of the verdict came toward the end of President Clinton's annual State of the Union address and was completely overshadowed by many observers, with the president even distracted during the speech by him waiting. to hear exactly how much it costs to kill your wife to have a norma seat thank you very much to have a norma seat it was very kind of you to stop buying from you well I want to stop by to pay you my respects you know it well you know it so you can bring a basket commemorative of the difficult situation I'm in it's really nice well that's not what it's good what is this basket for oh this is an older basket I procrastinate as you know and this is a basket I got you back in June Wait a minute no you've had this basket since June yeah I've seen you you've been on the show like three times why did you never give me the basket I keep forgetting about it but I wanted you to know I bought it it was 60 bucks and I wouldn't open it I think that would smell good, there's also a card, yes, I see it says congratulations on that, it's fantastic, well, I don't know if I can read it?

Yes, why not? Congratulations to Conan and finally securing your spot as the permanent host of tonight's show. That is something that can never be taken away from them. Perhaps the shrewdest programming decision ever made by NBC's Brain Trust, sure there's pressure, but. If I know you, Conan O'Brien, miserable failure is not an option, you are the new king of the night, thank you, now you can buy a bronze statue of the juice for only three thousand three hundred ninety-five dollars and up to five thousand dollars . can i buy one that cowlings has had his ass kissed o.j simpson's new fitness video was released this week and hits shelves next week simpson's newest video the midget population is destroyed according to retailers halloween mass more popular this year is o.j simpson and the The most popular Halloween greeting is I will kill you and that guy who brings you glasses or candy and the Pope published a book this week containing a series of essays examining faith and morality in today's secular world and the changing role of the catholic church as the 21st century approaches the book is titled god himself told me that do is guilty in other book news prince charles published an autobiography in which he states that he never loved the princess die and that his father pressured him to marry her the book is titled, of course, oj, did he?

I mean, come on in his book O.J Simpson says he would have taken a bullet or stood in front of a train for Nicole Man, I'm going to tell you it's bad luck when the only guy who would have died for you kills you there's no worse luck that esa and o.j announced this week that he will publish a new book called I want to tell you and if it is successful, oj will work on another book titled from football to prison my 25 years of showering with other men and finally, in honor of the 50th anniversary of its first publication , Random House will release special commemorative issues of many Dr.

Seuss classics. The first to hit the shelves will be green eggs, ham and do. Guilty Judge Ido was interviewed this week by a local television station in Los Angeles and the interviewer asked him if it was appropriate for a supposedly impartial judge to appear on television with his case still pending. I said maybe not, but how appropriate is it to kill your ex. -wife: today it was revealed that o.j simpson told the police that nicole brown simpson used to hit him. He also claimed that she and ron goldman killed him. o.j simpson's lawyers decided to skip the hearings on the dna evidence and go straight to trial and ask why they did it.

To this the lawyers responded: we want O.J to be acquitted as soon as possible so that he can go back to doing what he does

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: killing people. Let's go to O.J. O.J Simpson's lawyers say they don't want the families of Nicole Brown and Ronald Goldman in the courtroom during the trial. They fear the family members' presence will simply remind O.J of how many more murders he has left to do. good. O.J Simpson's lawyers stopped fighting this week, finally the Dream Team of Lee Bailey and Robert Shapiro were able to put aside their differences and express their mutual admiration after O.J. threatened to cut off their heads according to the national safety board in the transportation drowsy truckers are responsible for a thousand deaths a year in second place o.j simpson with two deaths a year, it was revealed this week defense attorney johnny cochran once abused his first wife in his defense cochran said hey at least i didn't kill her like some people i know tomorrow judge lancito is taking o.j and the jury on a tour of the now famous crime scene for the jury it will be their first look at the actual location of course it will just be a case of having done it there, that the Judge Lancito was pleased with the jury's trip to the crime scene last week, it went smoothly, he said, not a single murder. pal al cowlings now has a number 1 900 for 299 a minute cowlings will tell callers that oj is innocent and for 3.99 a minute he will try to do it without laughing and this week the simpsons defense lawyers questioned witnesses about a container of half-melted ice cream found at the murder scene The Simpsons' defense seized the ice cream for two reasons: one, it can help determine the time of the murders and two, it was the only thing at the crime scene that did not have blood from OJ to illustrate the point. that his client is running out of money to defend himself, O.J Simpson's lawyer said this week that if he had to do it again after killing his victims, O.J. would now also rob them.

What worries him was that O.J. Simpson was high on drugs. night of the murders didn't say it at all defense attorney johnny cochran today and a simple test of oj's blood found at the crime scene will prove it and o.j pal-cowling said this week that in seeking the truth in o.j's case simpson sometimes talks to a photo of nicole brown simpson something that in the past would have killed him by oj f lee bailey said this week that if the defense knew what ron goldman's last words were they could find the real killer, you know if ask me Goldman's last words were probably uh hey you're O.J Simpson oh no O.J gets hit again what if that's not a good thing and in court this week Cato Kalin testified that O.J Simpson didn't seem angry before or after his period wife? murder, but kaelin admitted that he might have been a little nervous while he was actually murdering her, it could have been a car rental company Hertz which announced this week that it will buy 520,000 vehicles to increase its global fleet 24, plus they will try to find a new spokesman.

Who won't kill his ex-wife this week at the O.J Simpson trial? The infamous glovebloody thing was finally presented as evidence and OJ didn't help his case any by blurting out that I've been looking everywhere for that thing. and a new surprise in the o.j simpson trial this afternoon judge lancito dismissed another juror, a 45-year-old black man, for not telling the court that he had once worked for hertz rent-a-car and that he once had held nicole Brown Simpson's glasses while O.J killed her Dismissed Simpsons juror Jeanette Harris revealed in interviews this week that the jury is torn by dissent and is already divided into two sides, those who think she is guilty and those who are really stupid.

A bad week for the prosecution. Of the O.J Simpson trial Under intense cross-examination by defense attorney Barry Scheck, LAPD crime expert Dennis Fung admitted that he may have contaminated the crime scene when he accidentally dropped a large bucket full of O.J. Simpson's DNA. . our top story tonight this week on o.j simpson trial after gruesome photos of murdered nicole brown simpson were shown in court o.j turned his head and cried it was at that moment he realized he could never kill her well again In a questionable move by the defense team this week, O.J Simpson demonstrated how to stab two people at the same time.

He remembers 12 Angry Men, the classic courtroom drama. Well, the first movie about the O.J. Simpson is in process. It's called Nine Angry Black Men, Two Frightened Asians, and One White Man Who Hasn't Spoken. from rosa lopez this is something exciting uh our next guest made his stand-up debut i didn't remember this man started his television stand-up debut with us 25 years ago i didn't know that talented actor no one funniest ladies and gentlemen norma mcdonald uh thanks guys listen I don't want to brag or anything but uh me and oprah are making the same money tonight but the show slowed down considerably I realized I was watching oprah and uh Dave talking about marijuana and alcohol.

I've never done any of those drugs, the strongest drug I've ever done, LSD, and I remember he was a kid, he was like 16 years old. And I remember they told me to warn me to say, hey, you've got to be careful with that LSD. of you can have a flashback 10 years can go by 20 years 30 years and a flashback will happen so I thought, hey, that seems like a good deal, tell me, I buy a drug for five dollars, I eat it, I get high and then 20 years. then I got high again that's not the point I like to stretch my drug money the point is that 10 years have passed 20 years half fast 30 years have passed and there are no flashbacks what happened?

It turned out to be just more big time horse acid companies, that's all, but I can't believe it's been a quarter of a century since I made my TV debut, everything different, man, you know it was back then, I remember if you wanted to take a picture you'd use a camera, no a phone, in fact, if you use the phone, people would look at you funny, it just sits there, like in the old days, when they took pictures of you a long time ago, you know where they got that thing from. and it blew up and all that, I got a picture of my great-grandfather, the thing took six

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, uh, to take your picture and it's a picture of my great-grandfather, they just had every guy had a picture back then and it's just him like I have to get. back, give them hugs who will feed the pigs someone has to give them hugs now in the future of course it will be different in 50 years people will say: hey, you want to see a hundred thousand photos of my great-grandfather, I bought it right here class everything he did every day of his life hey this occurred to me today I did it and I had to show it again there's a weird abbreviation when you think about it i is short for i and then d is short for id they could have split up That's a little better , you know, but I watch TV, I watch the news, they scare you.

The news, you know, they put all these stories on Iraq, Iran, North Korea, you know, I try to scare you, you know, but does it ever really scare you like you do? I wake up in the middle of the night, ah, North Korea, that little country across the ocean. I wonder if they'll catch me and besides, they didn't settle for that like 20 years ago. Why did they have to see it? It's a stupid program. A country that worries me, although it is not Iraq, nor Iran, nor North Korea, the only country that really worries me is the country of Germany.

I don't know if you are history buffs or not, but in Germany, at the beginning of the last century. They decided to go to war and who was it? They went to war with the world that had never been tried before and then you figure it would take the world about five seconds to win, but no, it was actually close back then. , approximately 30. Years go by and Germany decides to go to war again and again chooses the world as its enemy and this time they have this strangely nice guy, that guy, I'm not even going to dignify him by saying his name, but I think you know what I am. .

I'm done, but you think that at that moment the world will go away. Listen Germany, here's the deal. You can no longer be a country in a county. You keep attacking the world. Hey, for the ninth year in a row. Nick Jet Blue Air airlines take first place. for satisfaction among all North American airlines, but do you know which one had the lowest satisfaction score: 911 Airlines, what a terrible name for an airline. It reminds me of that tragedy, probably 911. I don't laugh at 911. I tried to tell him not to laugh, I know. I walked through blood and bones on the streets of manhattan trying to find my brother Jesus, yes he was in the north of Canada, it's Bill Cosby, first of all, this is my, you know, he's my hero when I was kid because I wanted to be like him and uh, I got his albums, I tried to emulate him and I didn't like his stand-up, but I like the way he was as a man because this was before they didn't say he was a rapist in the liner notes. the albums.

You know, like my friend says, the worst part about Cosby was that he was a hypocrite and I said I don't think that was the worst problem, being the worst part of the rape on high and then the second would be drugging her and then The third would be the intrigue, but anyway the hypocrisy would be in the lie, you know, like on the fourth page or something like I'm not an expert, but I think probably most rapists are hypocrites. You know, I mean, you don't know many. guys, I like to rape, I don't give a damn, I know it's not politically correct to say it, but I like to rape you.

Damn, at least he's not a hypocrite, that's the worst, that's the worst, but he imagines you're a girl. Some of you will be easier now imagine you're a girl you're in a gift shop in Las Vegas or something like that you say I'm going to buy this snow globe for me oh it's the most famous guy of all time cosby and cosby is there and he says do you want to go to my room, it's the biggest room ever, so go, yes of course, I want to go to your room, the biggest star ever, the biggest room of all time , you don't have to be a girl, you go and then you go up and you say, look at this, I've never seen it before, no, and he says: do you want a glass of water, you say, yes, that would be good and then you say: why it is purple?

Why is he bubbling like in a monster movie? Just drink it. famous people water and everything goes crazy and they come out of there they are like what was in the gift shop what is that cosby I can swear it's a cosby that's impossible cosby why would there be a cosby in my face wait a second I remember that I called for help. Hypocrisy. A man committed hypocrisy with me in room 10-304-204. In my opinion, there are too many numbers in the hotel room. If you're going to fight the war on terrorism, a good place to start would be this nation's haunted houses, so I know you're not, but what have you got?

Down syndrome, a new study. discovered that men with beards are more attractive than men without beards more great work from bob seger university