Keith Eats Everything At McDonald's Australia

Wow, this is very dense. - Wow, these are like apple pie ravioli. (upbeat music) Oh my god. Mmmmm. - It's good. The ice cream dominates the apple pie, so you probably always get more ingredients. - Well, you have to get double/triple. - But it's a pleasure. They are like little pizza rolls. Look at these! - Wow, what a great mom! - That over there is Chef Boyardee's ravioli. Alright, let's move on. That was interesting and strange, huh? What about that? What a rare delight. McSpider Frozen Coca-Cola. - Oh no, that's so good. It just tastes like root beer soda, but like Coca-Cola soda. - Yes, it's like a root beer soda but with a slushy. - Yes. - It's pretty good. - I hate the name, as if that has to go away immediately.

Bad advertising. - What would make kids really jump for this gift? Oh, to call him McSpider! - My brain froze. - There's the spider. - We are back in committee. - Okay, I think the last ice cream is that cold... - Not that frozen anymore. - Well, we had to go back. - It's pretty good. - Just walking a mile past McDonald's down the river in Melbourne. (laughs) What is this? - Chocolate milkshake. - The chocolate shake. - The chocolate shake. A classic. - A classic. (licks lips) - It tastes a little syrupy. - What kind of plastic is this?

It feels like a little rubber wallet for a fifth grader. - That's very specific. - But you know what I mean, right? Those little purses that were like very flimsy rubber and were like bright pink. - I don't think we had them in Canada. - Mmmm, well, we have them in the United States. -Does it have a syrupy taste? - Yes, yes, okay. - But I don't even think frozen tastes good. - No. - What are these little bubbas? - I don't know, fucking one of them, oh, you know (laughs). This is the - Babyccino. - Oh, it's so cute. - That's literally the cutest thing I've ever seen in my life.

Look at this little baby top. He is so cute. - It's a very small lid. Oh, it smells terrible. - Really, I think it smells good. - Do you think it smells good? Well, take a sip. Drink that little baby. - Oh, it's terrible. - Let me try. - That was terrible. Give me something to chase with. Give me something to chase with. No, not that one, not that one. No, no, no (laughs). - Not good. - Oh Lord. - I wouldn't give that to my baby. So this is a Flat White. In Australia they love Flat Whites.

It smells very sweet. It smells like Dunkin' Donuts. - Here, pass this on then. - It smells like Dunkin' Donuts coffee, right? - I don't know. - You know how Dunkin' Donuts, they sweeten and put cream in their coffees, like you didn't even ask them to do it, and they're like, oh, you wanted this terrible thing, right? - This tastes like ass. - All McDonald's coffees seem terrible to me. - That tastes like straight ass. - It tastes like ass. I would say yes. - Okay, yes. - Alright. - It's good, awesome. Thank you. - Thanks for coming.

See you. (laughs) Donuts! What the fuck is going on here? The chocolate sprinkled donut. Oh, so much bread. Oh Lord. Look at it. The taste is not bad, but the texture is terrible. Maybe this donut, no, it will be exactly the same. It's just a pink one. (upbeat music) Looks like Pepto Bismol. I don't like. It is very bright. Okay, come on, what the hell is this? Raspberry and white chocolate muffin. It's very dry. I don't like. So bland. What the hell is in these boxes? I didn't expect to see this. Cheesecake with cookies and cream.

Oh, very soft. Mmmm, no, no, no, no, no. Very badly. However, I bet if I sold this in the Midwest United States, it would sell like crazy. I can't believe I'm missing videos like Arby's right now. Because at least Arby's is like food and not dessert. This is a Hostess, this is basically a Hostess cupcake. (burps) (sighs) KFC had this chocolate cake that was like this. Looks great. It looks like it's going to be very wet and then somehow it's still very dry. Why would you come here for this? Oh, it's another cheesecake. Unfortunately, I think this is the best of the three boxed cakes, but I don't like it.

We will have what McDonald's is best known for in its desserts, which are pies. Are these pies the same as those in the United States or are they better than those in the United States? Find out right after this. Now we interrupt the taste test of this Australian Macca to do a little taste test of the Singapore McDonald's, specifically the McSpicy. - Is here. - I can not believe it. Wow, thank you very much. Wow, it looks very good. It's spicy. It's delicious. Oh, it's like your throat is itchy. Oh Lord. But it's really good. Alright, back to Australia.

We are back. We have the hot, delicious and sweet cake. What the fuck is that? Is that the taste? The hot, delicious and sweet cake? Because this one says hot, crispy, delicious apple pie. What's in this cake? What is it? Mmm, nice crunch. Mmmm, good raspberry. I love the texture of the shell. It's too crunchy. It feels like a fair meal. The Apple pie! Well, first of all, the texture of this peel is much better than our apple pie. This is freezing. It's not a hot apple pie. And the texture is like powdered sugar. It's so crispy and amazing.

I love, love the texture of this shell. How do they do that? (cake crunches) That's satisfying, unique, new and classic. (Burps) Now, normally at this point in the video I would decide what is the best and what is the least best. However, there are some breakfast items that I haven't been able to have for breakfast yet because they are only served during breakfast hours. So tomorrow morning we will conclude the video with those last elements. And that tomorrow morning will happen right now. Ah, it's morning here in Melbourne. We've got three things that are exclusive to Australian McDonald's for breakfast.

I really want to try them, but I'm not going to try them alone. - Good day! Oh man, I haven't been to Eat the Menu in a long time. - You really haven't. It has been a long time. - So this is an Australian exclusive? - Exclusive, all these things are exclusive to Australia. The Big Brekkie burger. Just yesterday I was complaining that there were too many pastries, and this is what I want, bunches of low quality meat. We have ham. We have fries. We have egg, we have more ham, barbecue sauce and cheese. Smell it.

It smells like

everything

you like at McDonald's. This is going to be amazing. - The bite you take is always so big. - Must be. Oh! The egg flavor is floating, baby. - Yes I like that. I want that in America. It's basically all the breakfast items in a burger. - It's a little difficult to chew. Let's jump into this one. - The mighty McMuffin. - It has ketchup. It's egg, bacon, sausage, cheese, more bacon again, and ketchup. This looks amazing. (applause) Shit! That sausage is better than our sausage. The egg is perfectly balanced and that's not ketchup, is it?

It's a little different. - It's spicy. - What is causing those flavors? - That's good. What's it called? The mighty McMuffin. - Powerful McMuffin. - You're cockney. Let's say Australia. -Australia. (laughs) I liked that a lot. That was phenomenal. Really excellent. Let's try this last one, I'm not... - Why is it called Three Chicken McNuggets? Is this the name of the, did they just name the wrapper? What is this? - That's a pocket of ham and cheese. - Oh that's sad. This is already very sad. Oh no. - Here you have. I don't think it's going to be bad.

I think it's going to be boring. Hmm, I never realized that tortilla and ham have a similar texture. - Do you know that this would have been helped with an egg or something? - I know right? - Well, why wouldn't they put more things into this? - Or tomato. - Or fries. - Why not all those things? - Why doesn't McDonald's put a potato in every item? - I know. - That really made that burger go crazy. The moon is over my ham meat. That potato was good. - Wow, shit. Will Australians understand that reference? Well, Eugene, that's it for McDonald's, Macca's, Australian menu.

Thanks for joining me. I have to be gone now so I can announce the best and the least best. - Very good, it was great to be back and eat the menu. (laughs) - What a way out. And now it's time for the best and the least best. I'm going to go ahead and say that the one with the least vest is McCafé. I didn't like almost

everything

there. The muffins were dry, the donuts had bread, the desserts were fake and too sugary. I just didn't like it. Not including the toast. The toasts were actually pretty good, but the best ones, I have three best ones because I think three things really shined for me.

The first best was the spicy chicken sandwich which had a spicy taste. It was super unique, the quality of the chicken was amazing. It was big. It was very tasty. The second, the chick stings. Adorable, poppable, excellent quality chicken, reminiscent of the McChicken flavor and at the same time being of a slightly higher standard. I could drop 30,000 of those. And the third best, the Mighty McMuffin that I just tried. As soon as we're done with this video, I'll eat the rest. Hey, wow, what a moment! McDonald's from Australia! Who would have thought it would all be cakes?

I don't! I didn't enjoy it, but I did really like McDonald's food. I thought the quality was higher than what we have in the United States. I wish our FDA had a little more authority. (air whistles) (bell sounds) You're letting us eat poison. But it's been a fun time here in Melbourne. See you next time at Eat the Menu. Which menu should I try to remove next? Should it be Denny's? Should it be IHOP? Should it be Cheesecake Factory? Not until the end of the series because I will die. See you next time. I have been Keith Habersberger.

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