Keith Eats Everything At Arby's

stories about what we were doing with it. Yes, they thought we were doing, that we were working in a small office that was doing a "Tour of Italy", yes. - We just created an equally ridiculous... - Oh, yeah, I could have easily told you... - Yeah, I just told you, oh, we're in a U-Haul out back. I asked you to go get the fries. What did you learn on your adventure? - Lo and behold, Arby's has several fries, but one of them is secret, and since this is one of the original Arby's, today we not only have curly fries, we also have fries that are a limited secret. menu option. - Wow, fried steak. (singing) And not many curly fries. - Well... - What happened to the fries, Sam?

Here's half a bucket of curly fries. Is this what Zach was doing? - That's right, yeah, we did a boo boo. -Zach ate my food before I got there. - It was an accident. - An accident? You saw a cup full of curly fries and thought, oh, I must have already eaten them? Did you know Sam went to buy chips! - My fault. (laughing) - Yes. Curly fries are the best, they have an amazing crunch and the seasoning is so good. I also love eating them with Arby's sauce. - Oh fun. - And the Horsey sauce is also amazing. - Honestly, I eat fries alone. - Ah, but how are these fried steaks? - Honestly, it's not bad.

I mean, the curly fries are top notch. - Yes. - And these are right behind. - We are very lucky to have an original Arby's in our city. - Thank you. - Well, goodbye, Sam! - Bye bye! - Alright, cowboys, I bet you're ready for the next round of sandwiches, right? Yes you are! (Whip breaks) Let's start with the roast turkey and Swiss cheese. Wow, guys, look at this! Oh, I think this is a pretty healthy fast food option. Watch this! Because it looks beautiful! Ruben! Wow guys! Look at the marble rye! Marvel at the marble! (crunching) (fanfare) For a fast food Reuben, damn, that's close.

I'm going to take a second bite and I feel terrible. (clapping) This is roast turkey and bacon ranch. Wow, it's good! Guys, these sandwiches are better than

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else! Whose margin is it... (laughs) Am I getting it? Now what is this? My God! What the fuck?! Look at all the bacon! Just bending like an overgrown toenail! (laughing) A lot of bacon. And that's how the cookie crumbles. We have more sandwiches, don't get up, just stay in front of that computer or on your phone, more sandwiches are coming! (Whip breaks) Alright, next sandwiches. This must be the Roasted Turkey Swiss Wrap.

Look at that turkey! It's good! And we have the Roasted Turkey Ranch Bacon Wrap. Mm, the wrapper is actually just as good. But it's not as pretty as the sandwich. It's time for another guest and gyro, you know... (laughs) Welcome Izzy! Yes, Izzy! (clapping) - Wow! - Wow! Come on! - Thanks Keith! (whip cracks) - We have three gyros, there is a traditional gyro, a road meat gyro and a turkey gyro. And the turkey here has been mwah. - I love turkey meat and I was dating a Greek guy, so I know a lot about gyros, let me tell you! - Whoa, whoa, okay, well, no... - Ahh! - Ahh, ahh, one at a time, Izzy. - I'm sorry.

I'm sorry! - Oh Lord. - I got too enthusiastic, sorry. - This actually looks pretty good. Traditional gyroscope. - Wait? (laughs) Or do I eat the other end? - I was going to see how you responded. - Hmm! - Which I think is good. - Mmmm. - Gyro meat is a little less flavorful than most gyro meat. If it were a man, what would you say about it? - Hmm, it has all the right ingredients, but it's a little bland. We want a weird little sex seed in there. And it's just not there. - Weird sexual seed? (laughs) Did you say strange sexual seed? - I hoped you wouldn't notice! - Okay, well, that's all we eat. - Yes, okay. (laughs) - You can have more!

Oh, this one is wet. Turkey twist! (laughing) This is the saltiest. How would you describe it? - Like a surprise lover. You think he's bland because he's a turkey, but he has an advantage. Super good in bed, maybe a little cloudy. - Wow! (laughs) - No? - Well, I liked it, I was going to leave it at the hint, but I'm glad you got it that far. Fuck yes! - Wow! - Well, this is just traditional roast beef. I'll watch you eat it first. - Okay, okay, okay. (laughs) - Let's get Arby's to do this for you.

What do you think of horseradish? - I don't feel very well. (laughing) - No? - But, for you and Arby's, I will do it. Hmm! - Isn't that better? - Mmmmm! I don't think it's cool that we had to add sauce to it to make it edible. (laughs) - Alright, thanks for stopping by, Izzy! - Well bye! - It was great having you. - Thanks for inviting me! (slaps) - Well, we're almost at the end. We're at the end of sandwiches. Let's start with this double Reuben, which I ordered for some reason. I'm so, oh my god.

That's a deli sandwich for cats. If I close my eyes, I feel like I'm in New York City. These are the sandos with French sauce. Which one will I get? Which one will we start with? Wow, look at how many different breads they have here. I think this sandwich is good. This one looks ridiculous. What the hell is happening? Where? I've never seen banana peppers at Arby's, do they only have them for this sandwich? There has not been any other banana type pepper. I've ever seen a banana pepper at Arby's! I mean, what is this, Quiznos?

It's not that it smells bad, it's just that it smells strong and I'm very full. Shall I submerge this? - I think so! - But it's in the dip box! - It's an Italian submarine! - I won't get it wet, you're right. (laughs) We tiptoe closer and closer to that nauseating place. And I hope Arby's isn't the one that makes me throw up, because I've eaten all of Olive Garden. And if this is the one who does it, it won't be good PR for them. I bet this is better with just the Horsey sauce. A classic meat with cheddar cheese.

Look at this crazy, tacky muffin. (angelic song) There are two special sandwiches left and they are both upset. Oh well, what's the easiest entry? This is a Big Kahuna. Do you know how I know it's a Big Kahuna? It has that sauce. I hate that sauce. This whole series has taught me that fast food restaurants keep trying to make new sandwiches by just putting all the meat on top, and that's never the answer. For. For this. Maybe this one is better. Did you know? Meat Mountain is better than Big Kahuna Mountain. Oh. Chicken fajitas. Oh, this one is hard, this is one of the hardest ones, it's almost as hard as Olive Garden.

As we saw later in the video, it became more and more of the same flesh. Maybe I should have had a bucket. That's all the dishes at Arby's except desserts. (fanfare) So now I'll be joined by resident sweet Korn Diddy! Yeah, what's up, Korndag? - Thanks for inviting me, man. - Oh, it's so good to see you. - How are you? - Oh, not great. - Hey, by the way, I'm sorry about those fries. - Oh, you know, I can't blame you. - They were really good. - The curly fries are tempting. - They were fucking good.

I mean, this seems like, this is what we want. - That looks like a cookie. - Oh, it's hot. How do they keep it warm? (ringtone) - Miles! - Are you kidding me?! Do you think this is easy? Do you think what we're doing is easy, Miles? - Shh, shh, shh-- - To eat the-- Sorry. - Shh, shh, shh, shh. - I'm sorry. - Today I have a headache from food. (laughs) - I have taken drugs with you several times and I have never seen you so weakened. So wait, this is a caramel chocolate chip cookie, and I want you to come closer, you can taste the salt. - Yes. - Pro tip: salt the cookies.

That's a pretty good cookie. - Pretty good, there's plenty to chew on. Oh. - This is, I guess, the double chocolate chip chocolate? - I am never attracted to these types of cookies. - Me neither. - It looks like a note. - I feel like this is a child's cookie. - Dad, I want chocolate in my chocolate. - Health. - A little dry. - It's very dry. It's like a boring brownie. If you really crave brownies and have low standards, this is for you. Let's do this together, because we don't have time for this. - Well, each one has their own thing... - Oh, yes? - This is how the video works. - I've never quite understood it... - You have to hold it up to your face and say apple pie. - Apple rotation. - Damn. - I have never fully understood the appeal of turnovers. - Oh, I love turnovers.

They are flaky, they are like dessert croissants with fruit inside. - G'ssert g'ssants. - Croissants for dessert. Mmmmm. - Nothing bad. - It tastes like Christmas, doesn't it? You know what I am saying? - I couldn't tell you. - It's like too much cinnamon. My stomach hurts. (laughs) That bite, I don't know what it was, but in the previous two bites, but it's over the limit. I still have a little bit of the oldest cookie. (laughing) It stuck to my hat! It stuck to my hat! You know, it could be peach, it could be cherry. - Red sandwich! - Oh, so it's cherry. (groans) (laughing) - Did you hear that? (groans) He just said, hoo. (laughs) - Try that cupcake, eat it! - Okay, but let's do this right, let's do this Arby's style. - Mhmm, put it all together, put it all together, put it in another, both dumplings.

And a little ham. - Don't you dare. - This is called dessert mountain. - That's really good. - That's pretty good. Alright, thanks for stopping by, Korndag. - Thank you! - It's always good to have you on the menu program. - You'll be fine? - Did you know that Arby's has milkshakes? Me neither! But they do it, they have four. Let's do it, let's start with vanilla, baby. This is it, we're almost there, just four more... (squeaking) Oh. (squeaks) (laughs) (squeaks) A little bell for you. I love vanilla milkshakes, I think they are perfect. I know it's vanilla, but I think it's mild.

But if you want something cold and not too tasty, this is your dish. Alright, let's try the chocolate. Oh! Fudge is fucking great. Limited edition orange cream shake. Ohh, it tastes 100% like cream. The mocha choco coffee! Oh, what a world, okay. Come out strong, Keith. Oh, it's very cold. Mmmmm. Yes, that's the best. He feels more grounded. Because you could have a good business meeting about this. The first cookie was the best dessert overall. We did it! Bank bank bank bank bank bank. (Whiplash) I would say the worst thing I ate today was the Big Kahuna chicken and ham.

The sauce was bad, the ham too much. The good thing is that it's special, so it won't be available forever. The worst item on the regular menu, probably the Meat Mountains. Too much. It's just a show, it's just there to fool you. Special shout out to the pizza slider, that was fucking confusing, no one saw it coming. Boo to the buffalo chicken, that's another one that wasn't good. The best items were those signature sandwiches. I think the sandwiches were phenomenal, they were exactly what you wanted them to be. If you look at them, they are beautiful, they almost seem unreal.

The turkey was super good on those sandwiches, I think the turkey market fresh sandwich alone is the best they have at Arby's. I think it was a good moment. Let me know if you had fun. Let me know in the comments where else I should eat on the menu. You can purchase this hat through the link in the comments. (laughing) Maybe. (energetic rock music) ♪ Coffee with chocolate, coffee with chocolate ♪ ♪ Coffee and chocolate, coffee and chocolate ♪ ♪ Coffee with chocolate ♪ ♪ Coffee and chocolate ♪