Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom: An Unbridled Rage

a matter of luck, good and bad, or just complete nonsense. It's lucky that Yellow fell on the horns. It's just bad luck that the tooth collector had this strange fetish and actually freed Yellow. But it's lucky that no one cares that they arrived just in time on that ship, and a... and a beanie will protect them from that. Oh, and it's a good thing Star-Lord's tranquilizer only lasted 10 minutes or he would have been DEAD. But it's unfortunate that all those bad guys are too inept to run away in this movie, so they can get dragged down by dinosaurs, like the last guy who gets eaten by a T.rex to his left, which WE can't see because of the angle. .

But apparently he can't see it either, even though it's...huge. (Just bad luck, I guess). Lucky Star-Lord stumbles upon them while he is fleeing the volcano. Luckily, they only locked up Tech Guy and Heels, instead of shooting them. Lucky doesn't realize that the T. rex went crazy on the ship. What bad luck that a guy saw you when you were in the car. Luckily, they ended up with a dinosaur next to them who was able to free them from their cage. Luckily, the truck was waiting for them and ends up saving their lives. Added to this is the fact that drama is generated for no fucking reason.

The stupid biology girl just points the gun at Bill, the doors are left open because the iPad broke, leading to the suburban Mosasaurus. Fuck off. You have absolutely no respect for the franchise you are trying to grow. You took superficial elements, like shoving as many dinosaurs down our throats as possible, while arbitrarily reclaiming references or characters, to make us dizzy to think we could appreciate this movie. As we did with the classic. While at the same time you blatantly forget the established rules of your universe, in order to tell your retarded story. Site B exists, damn it.

It practically undoes the entire plot of this movie. You recognize Malcolm, but not the island where he spent most of his screen time because I just want to take people to the movies. It's not that you want to tell a good fucking story. Worldbuilding once again takes a back seat to tell a story that doesn't work, even when there is no universe behind it. Anyone you know? "Leave!" And that's not even mentioning the damn villain of the movie. You kill Discount Hammond... because you like money. Motivations in the character, everything is bullshit. If the small dinosaur could free itself, why couldn't the big ones?

Especially the one with the rock tail, come on. Did the girl free them all because she associated herself with her fellow clones? Oh really? Who wrote that? Why do dinosaurs wait for doors to open, instead of tearing each other apart? There are tons of herbivores mixed with carnivores, it's so stupid. How can this be sold as 'dinosaurs are free on Earth 'Planet of the Apes' style', when they can all easily be captured and killed with bullets? So dumb! Stop trying to sell that dinosaurs can work in the military, that premise is completely backwards from the start.

It would be EXTREMELY niche IF it EVER worked, and it's far from legal. You have to sell them on the black market so... who is this idea for? Damn Russians or something? Are they going to invade the United States on top of a damn T.rex? (Actually, that would be a better movie, make that movie.) The point is, you're embarrassing yourself, movie...again. And do you know why I think this was done? I think this movie was created solely to have tons of dinosaurs to please the audience, and that's it. There is no story to tell, no

world

to establish and build, no message to convey.

It's damn dinosaur time! "And we'll see all the dinosaurs we loved so much in the first movie again. We'll have Blue..." "We've got a Carnotaurus..." "The Carnotaurus fights the Sinoceratops." "In this Jurassic World, you will see more dinosaurs than you have ever seen before." "We have the Mosasaurus..." "We have the T. rex..." "We have a Baryonyx in this movie..." "In this Jurassic World, you will see more dinosaurs than you have ever seen in all the other Jurassic World movies." Jurassic combined". "We have a genetically modified dinosaur called Indoraptor." "There were scenes where we had so many dinosaurs in the same frame that we had to enlarge the frame." "We have a Stygimoloch..." "We all love the Stygimoloch." Seriously, fuck the Stygimoloch and fuck the absolutely VAPID characters who rely on the charm of just one guy.

A story that cannot work without ingenuity and total luck. The damn confusing messages it DOES manage to send, like: How about we kill random people? Star-Lord had a bunch of black market people killed, were they even evil? Well, they had to be. They were... buying dinosaurs, that makes them idiots. Were the civilians they unleashed the dinosaurs on evil? Well I hope so. This reminds me of the wonderful scene in the previous movie, where they give each other fellatio over the death of this random, innocent babysitter, and give her the most horrible scene in... the entire Jurassic movie series. (laughter) (laughter) (laughter) (applause) How fucking stupid.

You could say that this film was also created to prepare for the next one. Just lots and lots of sequel bait, just to tell a pointless story in the meantime. The dinosaurs already escaped, idiots. How about you count on those who have a court case? It's a real shame we ended up with 'Johnson'-level writing, because you can do so much more than this. Do you remember how we started? (sigh) You blew it for the fourth time, guys. You ruined it again. Congratulations, I can't wait to see you shit next for this universe. Excuse me, while I rewatch The Lost World, as bad as that movie is, it's still better than this disaster. "Hey you!" God, that's so stupid.

I need to do an 'Unbridled Praise' soon, my blood pressure doesn't need this kind of stress. Maybe I can be...nice...for a second. The film had excellent camera work. The director and/or cinematographer really nailed something here. The girl's performance was like... phenomenal. She cried on cue and had a feeling of despair, while in reality she was subdued...even though she is a girl. Really good stuff. Besides that, it's always fun to see dinosaurs eat people, even if it's superficial. And Chris Pratt is as wonderful as expected, who knows. Maybe you'll love him. Too bad about the plot and characters, I guess.

See you around, friends. Thanks for watching.