Captain Marvel: An Unbridled Meh

Brie Larson's training is like a personal attack, yes the movie starts with the usual Marvel logo but instead of all the heroes it shows Stanley cameos from the Marvel movies, it was a nice touch and goes on to say Thanks Stan, which is right. -deserved and kind unfortunately the movie starts after that we wake up to Captain Marvel or well are you okay, I mean her name is Carol Danvers, but I think it will be more appropriate for this evaluation to simply refer to her as plank plank . she wakes up on a futuristic alien world called Halle, the idea is that it's the core world of the Kree, who are the good guys, and she's one of the Kree, maybe she wakes up Jude Law, the guy who plays the young vision of Dumbledore in the new movies, let's call him young GLE door and asks her to train with him, they kick his ass and he keeps telling her that she is letting her emotions get the better of her or scratch her, which is more like using the powers would be using your emotions and she will fail if she does it there and then use her emotions and win, okay, like she got this second wind and bombarded him with her rays of emotion despite his orders not to leave, girl, as punishment, she was sent to the supreme intelligence.

Oh, sorry, she should back off. The blue supreme intelligence is like the Kree's AI boss, no I have no idea how it works or why it works that way, although it sounds very interesting to explore, to be honest, on top of this, the Kree apparently gave it powers to shoot ironers through a neck patch. but he also chooses to instruct her to use it wisely before allowing her to go on any missions, so it's a little strange that she's given a power she can't control, probably something else is going on there. I guess we'll find out. he talks to the AI ​​and the AI ​​says he's too emotional, which is interesting.

I don't know how you would discern that from a table, the AI ​​then says that the table is ready to serve based on the young gel's door and she says that she hopes not to. It doesn't disappoint, meaning this is his first proper quest, especially considering they're telling him what the scrolls are, which I guess is more for our benefit, but yeah, this is probably his first quest anyway, the scrolls They act as infiltrators and take charge. The planets, one by one, take the form of the most powerful members of the population until they are completely wiped out, so we get our slow hero walking with a team of warriors.

The next step is a good back and forth between the Kree group. The warriors almost tease that they will have characters, but they don't take it into account. They haven't finished yet. You might be wondering why I skipped the plank position in hala or how the place works or why she's there or who she is. The people she cares about are what motivates her, why does she choose to fight in a war? Well, these would be things that tell us something about her character and the writers decided it would be best to ignore that part of the writing and move on to the mission briefing.

So the plan is to rescue some undercover guy from a planet that the scrolls have started invading and they need to get to him first because he has important information. Mr. Smurf from the Guardians of the Galaxy is going to bomb a scroll fortress while our team infiltrates. base and rescue the digimon guy Honsou is on his Kree team, he was also on Guardians of the Galaxy, who I assume is before he was roboticized. I mention this because it would be cool to know how he went from being a Kree soldier. to a strict robotic acolyte of Smurf Lord, but he does everything in the entire movie so I won't mention it again to get to his location, they used the same fast travel ability that we saw in the guardians, so it's good continuity, Maybe I mention that because it will be relevant later.

We also see Plank put on a strange type of helmet. I imagine this is to take into account the harshness of space or simply places that lack an oxygen source, like underwater, that's clean too. Not only does she survive in space, she actually needs these things to live. I wonder if I'm highlighting that for a specific reason: during the operation, our team's communications are disrupted and an ambush occurs, they are forced to attack separately, and the scrolls capture the tablet she was on. She was tricked into believing she was rescuing her target, but it was actually a scroll and he knocks her unconscious.

Unfortunately the rest of the team was forced to retreat to their ship and cut to black, then we get what is probably the laziest attempt at running a character background I have ever seen, Plank is in a machine that is trying to access her memories because in her memories there is something that the scrolls want, the first memory is of her friend preparing to fly with her and she says this, go, girl. We then see a moment in Planck's story where a bad boy told him that he should go slower when turning corners and therefore he speeds up only to crash, after that his father tells him if he doesn't belong there and tells him this attea yells even though she probably needs to go to the emergency room, what a guy, then we stumble upon a moment of her training for the Air Force and a group of bad men interrupt her, ending with a man who says that he never They will let you fly and then we jump to the right. to another guy who says she's a decent pilot but is too excited ending her sentence with: you know why they call it the cockpit, right?

I mean, a lot of this is in the trailers because of the way she then jumps to dance on the board and sing with someone, this means she has friends, then we see someone telling her about space when she was a child, this means she would like explore space and then we see her hanging out with her friend's boy, which means she's also friends with the boy, so in In Case You Missed It, Planck is told by men throughout her life that she doesn't is where she should be and that she will fail because she is emotional and at the same time has strong healthy relationships with friends she cares about and an interest in space, and she always keeps going even when I was told not to and that was full of eight different flashbacks in about two minutes, no context progression or understanding, just a meme explanation of what's going on.

This is giving me character development whiplash. Finally, she has a memory of talking to the science lady. and apparently the scrolls that are searching through her memories wanted that one specifically to find out who the science lady was and where the science lady's secret space lab is. It is shameful and lazy to rush a development like this, but as an exploration of memory in the world. device, it doesn't make any sense, you're telling me they wanted to find the name of the lady scientist in their secret lab and their machine is so horribly accurate that they bounced from age eight to age thirty several times and finally landed on exactly what they wanted, I mean it gets even worse, they managed to find a memory of Planck heading to the secret lab and it turns out she has the coordinates on her screen, unfortunately for the scrolls, they don't know what to do with those coordinates. and that will be relevant later, regardless of whether she regains consciousness without the futuristic alien scientists or her machine being able to catch it in time and this gives her the advantage.

Kay escapes, but is trapped with what are essentially restraints on her hands, but still. she manages to defeat all the aliens in the place while she has moments of what I assume is comedy. Didn't they make this prank on the mummy and then go even earlier? It's kind of like Willow, apparently none of the scrolls have the zappy thing from before to stop her. Oh sure, they have them, but she doesn't do anything for no reason, like at one point three of them hit her with electricity at once and she's still conscious, so Planck runs around. for a while and when she feels like she's about to be defeated, she gets a second wind and breaks her restraints, allowing her to once again defeat all the aliens.

This has been very exciting as a result of hitting everyone on the ship. She begins to fall apart and before being sucked into space she makes her way to the ship. She also reformed her mask when she lost oxygen again. That's good. I'm pretty sure I'm cooking up something here. Planck then returns to the memory room. and finds out the screen is playing the clip of that guy saying you know why they call it a cockpit right? so she uses her powers to break the screen go girl then we see a displacement warrior enter a pod escape and be released.

Earth Orbit I wonder if her ship was detected or found by Earth and whether or not that changes our understanding of technology or extraterrestrial life, but maybe I shouldn't talk about that yet. Planck then jumps into a Skrull ship and she is able to pilot it. I immediately assume that's her power. She is a very good pilot and therefore she can pilot anything. Can you fly a TIE fighter? Whatever, although right now she can't remember her history as an amazing pilot and she's never had a mission outside of Hala. From what I understand, interestingly, when she comes out, the entire ship is exploding.

I guess it's a result of her hitting everything. Don't know. I find it quite strange that this huge ship is simply floating above the earth, visible to the naked. The eye casually explodes. Does NASA have any detection for this hell? Maybe there are some casual people with telescopes who could have detected it, but not even the shield is aware of the several thousand pieces of debris falling from the sky nor are they aware of the ship. Well, these aliens who are hell-bent on infiltration are pretty stupid when it comes to espionage, and unfortunately for Planck, his ship's control panel was damaged, so when he entered Earth's atmosphere he fell off the floor of the ship, shut up, that makes sense, as a result.

She then crashes into the roof of a Blockbuster, but what happened to her ship? It crashed? Was debris scattered throughout the city? Wouldn't technology like that change everything on planet Earth? Speaking of which, what about the capital ship she came from? Look at this, she has been visibly obliterated from Earth's atmosphere with pieces about to spread across a large portion of the planet. This would cause a potential cataclysm that would change the perception of extraterrestrial life or progression in technology and would have caused significant damage. It's a huge ship, but it can't be bothered to entertain the kind of will that even Spider-Man's Homecoming explored, even though that was just a result of things that happened in Avengers when this is set in 1995, anyway. way, returning to the blockbuster, he wakes up only to realize it. a cardboard cutout of Arnold Schwarzenegger and Jamie Lee Curtis from True Lies and she immediately shoots him in the head with one of her explosions, go girl, although if you haven't seen True Lies then go watch it, it's better than this .

Langdon comes out and finds himself. the security guard and even though she had broken into the store he was guarding, he waits until the next morning to call the police for reasons, although she also spent the entire night there creating a way to contact young Aldo through Radio Shack cables like me. Think about the movies that try to say that you broke your very advanced wrist alien communicator and now you can fix it by playing with a bunch of publicly available 90s Earth tech because that's how it works, you get the call and tell Yeonggil Door that she has to get to the scientist lady before the scrolls do otherwise they could invade many waiting galaxies then the scrolls want the Lightspeed technology from the secret lab and the Kree want to stop them from doing it because otherwise they can get to other galaxies and spread. but I thought the point was that the scrolls spread to other galaxies.

It takes the Kree 22 hours to reach Earth from the planet where they first fought the scrolls in this movie even though they have the jumping ability that the scrolls signify. They have already traveled that distance as well and if the scrolls are capable of doing so, then they must have the technology to reach other galaxies, as if they headed in one fell swoop with whatever they are currently using to travel, they could invade their heart. happy once they get past the cream border as mentioned in the movie so however if you travel just do it for a long time and in one direction and that should have the same effect either way by the time Yong - chol door tells her to do nothing and stay put, which would obviously change the course of the entire story, communications become confusing and she decides to take matters into her own hands as we see that the scrolls have landed on the earth at the daylight stops to chase Plank, which yeah, sorry, how did it take them so long to land when we saw their ship was destroyed whenDid Plank fall to earth at night?

Since they surely should have landed moments after she did at night, which would have been much better for the story because now I have to wonder how they managed to infiltrate Shield's superiors before Shield got to her at Radio Shack, not to mention how all the Scrolls managed to land together and how no one thought that Four Green Alien Men Emerging from the Ocean was nothing to behold, especially when they completely turned into another species. I also remember the guy on the ships that went alone, did he somehow land late next to them? some agreed-upon portion of Earth to land on in case the ship actually explodes or there's a random scroll in Europa just backpacking living a new life getting back on the board, the police have arrived and Nick Fury himself tells him he's under arrest, but before they can finish the conversation, a scroll attempts to kill Plank and misses with a rifle shot.

He then chases after him, which leads to an extensive chase on a train and through a tunnel that leads to a wonderful scene where Plank beats up an old lady and then they engage in stunts with her and well, they have Stanley playing himself. himself reading the script for Mole Rats on a Train, a film in which he seemed to give the protagonist a lesson about love through his own comics while also playing himself, this adds another layer to the mystery of who he is. Stanley in the Marvel movie continuity, but it's also a great reference.

Manus and off the board see Stan and he smiles and she smiles back during the chase, the scroll takes the time to turn from the old woman into a completely different person and makes sure everyone on the train, including Planks, watch it because what's the point of using that ability if you're going to use it like that? The scene ends with Plank losing the scroll but being able to pick up a small device that came out of the memory machine originally and analyzing it gives him an idea of ​​where he should go next. This happens just before it breaks and he can no longer use her.

This is a bit convenient, but how convenient it is that she decides to go. the bar and in the bar she meets one of the only people who can help her with the name of the project, which means that those two pieces of information were all she needed to get to what she wants in the fastest way and they are also the He was only able to get two pieces of information before the thing broke. It's also convenient that of all the things this crystal could project from her memory, it projects the only two pieces of information that she specifically needed to move the plot forward faster, but it's also convenient. that his wrist technology allows you to access technology from another alien race, but it's also convenient that he found the dropped crystal during the chase, but it's also convenient that the scroll dropped that thing in the first place, but it's also convenient. that she was chasing the scroll member who was holding this thing specifically, but it's also convenient that the scroll took this crystal to begin with when her entire ship was being destroyed, but it's also real, so too.

It's convenient that at the base of this, the machine used to explore his memories copies his memories into a crystal in the first place, just so all this madness can happen in the first place while Fury is attacked by a scroll that was posing as his partner and the car crashes killing the angry scroll and then says that everyone should back off because this is the shield business, the shield business, but it wasn't the goal of shield and I Man 1 to have the extended version of the name and that that's all. clumsy and then in the end they reduce it to a nickname because people keep complaining about it.

I'm Agent Phil Coulson with strategic national intervention enforcement and logistics, that's pretty complicated. I know we are working on it. Did you do your national intervention well? what is mental just Division in his own timeline table he is figuring out how he will get to the bar he got from the device and a man passes by on his motorcycle, that would be very useful for traveling, but you can't rob people, well, he asks the bad man. smile at her and she frowns, so once he walks into a store and leaves her bike, she decides to steal it.

Wouldn't she still have the keys? How did you achieve that? And I mean, ethically, was it really because she asked for one? Smile, go, girl, then we find out that Fury's boss is a Skrull played by Ben Mendelsohn. Remember he played Cranek. Well, he's present at the alien autopsy that should probably redefine science and the periodic table as we know it and as the movie points out. but this literally has no effect on the world or the MCU, as we know Kay and Fury say they just heard about a motorcycle thief matching their description, so Planck goes to the bar he's searching the file from memory and find. the fury is already there.

How did he get to the bar before her if all he knew was that she stole a bike like he had the license plate, maybe which he could find eventually, but he got to the bar before she did what they did. ? she discovers that Fury is not a scroll by pointing out that scrolls will never have a detailed long-term memory of the person they copy, so Fury gives her the names of some states and some stories of what she did before the shield and apparently she He just believes him. that was detailed enough, it's not like she knows the names of the US states so she can't verify what he just said and even if she could verify it he could still be lying so with the rules established by the movie Fury could still be a scroll and Planck is just a complete genius idiot, on the other hand, Fury wants proof that she's not a scroll and decides to destroy a jukebox.

No one seems to care that she cares that she was even shown a bar before her, I guess she just doesn't. I don't care that she says she did it because the Scrolls can't do it, but we already know that the Cree can't do it either, so unless you know her personally, this doesn't really matter at all, and not only that, but fury is not. He was convinced of it, so what was the point of all this? And let's not underestimate how horrible Li's poor direction is for the actors here. It may not have seemed so bad during filming, but once the effects were in place, they just said it. that her photon blast reaches about an inch from Fury's head and shoulders and she doesn't seem to look at what she did to the jukebox.

There's a good chance that half of her face goes blank and she then asks Fury to take it. she to Pegasus and so he does, I have no idea why as he even says he's not sure if she's a scroll and we learned that Pegasus is extremely sensitive in terms of a billion dollar cover up but he just do you agree. Sorry, that doesn't make any sense, so the fury drives them to the place, but they are immediately stopped by those who work there. I'm not exactly sure why they weren't stopped at the front door, but it's okay, after getting bored enough with fury. he calls his backup and uses duct tape to remove the fingerprint from his wallet that the guard touched earlier, as a result, Fury is able to open the door board and says that's impressive and Fury says oh ho, you should see what I can do with a clip, humor. for the most part in this movie it's okay, it's the best humor can be, it's like jokes my friends and family might make when they're rushing to be funny, I smile at it, but I realized this is coming from a screenplay funded by millions of dollars and then in a kind of plank fury I found the records room and for some reason the cat that I think belongs to the science lady is here, why would they let this cat wandered around this place for possibly more than six years after its owner left? missing, especially considering what we learn later, well, sometimes you have to sacrifice coherence in aid of a joke, but we'll get to that fury and then he mentions that he's at the records door and that he needs to get the fingerprint back so he can do it. to enter the room, but Plank simply opens it with his power.

This is another one of those, please laugh, moments in the movie, but this is potentially the most secure room in the entire base and he opened it with a burst of photons. Where are the alarms? where the guards enter the room and all the lights are automatic, they turn on when you stand under them, this is relevant to later they find the files based on the scientist lady's name and see that her plan for the engine Lightspeed is over. says that security here is like this because they are covering up a billion dollar mistake, which is pretty funny considering how easy they got in here, but the point is that the engine, the driver of the engine, the event itself and the financing They are all covered. except these files still exist for some reason.

Fury even comments on how everything that has to do with the pilot is redacted so that they have no clues except the name of the pilot's best friend, as well as her address and they have a photo of her, as well as a photo of Plank, the pilot. redacted in the file, the file that deleted everything about her, they just forgot there's a picture of her in there, great job covering up a billion dollar mistake guys, but then you think about that claim that they've covered up this whole thing from people, including but not limited to Nick Fury, as if Howard Stark wasn't given full authority to absorb every last bit of information, as well as the pilots involved, to find out anything about the technology that was created. of the tesseract, honestly, I'm talking about the whole operation, the pieces of science technology, the lady, the notes, the files, the explosion, you know the site itself, everything is tied to the creation of technology that, races Extremely advanced aliens, they want to put things in order. winning wars it seems like Earth would make some advances with that kind of technology if you ask me, although maybe you don't think the Kree would have let those things fall into Earthling hands and I mean they couldn't have because otherwise the world would have progressed significantly if that were the case, well the movie shows us shots of the Lightspeed engine as well as large shots of the crash site, all of this material was available to progress and what they covered and redacted a lot. of information like you telling me that the shield and NASA redacted information to prevent the shield and NASA from advancing technologically what is happening anyway Planck sees this and has a flashback of Sian's ladies saying this is not about fighting wars, it's about ending them.

Oh no. Doesn't that sound familiar? Isn't that why we fight so we can end fights? Can we go home long before they can leave? The Furies return, but it's chronic and they soon get into a huge chase. Fury hides in the records room and the bad guys have to walk through the hallways to activate the lights and therefore finding him is quite difficult because all you need to do is move to one that is not lit, extremely safe guys Of course, these men are usually not bad. it's just that Cranek is giving them orders and he's the main villain right now.

We also have a wonderful line where one of the agents says we have to take them dead or alive and we're going to remember that line. Fury then runs into Cranek. and they have a fight until Planck saves him during this whole fight, all the other agents are mysteriously missing, but once Planck fires a photon burst and saves Cranek for no reason, all the agents suddenly say the convenient thing again that Fury and Planck had chased to a plane and escaped with Cranik shooting at them along with his soldiers without success. How lucky, the plane does not require keys to enter or start it while it is full of fuel and free of any obstacles to take off.

What is this force? wakes up, oh look, the adorable cat decided to come on board with them. I have no idea why Planck then explains that she woke up in hala six years ago with no memory and is sure she started on earth, she and Fury then shared a bit. of banter getting along and I remember for a moment what the characters would look like, then we see Smith Lord asking where he can bomb next and Yongle Door says for a moment, I'll just bring this here quickly, but Lee backs away while Smith Lord and they didn't get it She doesn't use the same voice nor do her prosthetics look the same even without the black marks, we only know that she has been captured in this mess and yet you summoned me.

I'll do it, he's not in the movie for long, so I guessthey rushed it, I have no idea, regardless the important detail is that young gel door has been heading towards earth this whole time and halfway through the movie, Smith Lord could be anywhere waiting for a potential coordinate, just follow That's what They think friends, so Planck meets his best friend and his best friend's son in the flashback. The boy appears to be the same age as the flashback despite being 6 years older. I don't know how it happened or how the boy remembers it. she very well, but let's move on, her best friend tells us how good friends they were because proving that would have been too difficult apparently on the day of the flight the scientist lady said she had lives to save and as a result, Planck volunteered. she puts herself at risk because she's a hero, as her best friend outwardly says this, maybe we should have seen what really happened, as well as know the origin of her character and who she is, instead of just telling us the movie in the When you wake up, your best friend is going.

Then I say the government covered it all up, obviously they weren't very effective at that, then we got a beautiful collection of photos to look at, like they put it all together again, we've shown a bunch of flashbacks at once to convince us that Planck is human instead of wood and tell us exactly what they are, it gets to the point where Planck is shown a photo of herself as a child with her father and the girl says you didn't get along with your parents for the sake of the movie , why not? Don't we see this kind of thing instead of having people tell it to us in a schizophrenic flashback sequence or in a collection of photographs?

And, for the record, this is not something that can be brushed off with a throwaway line. Planck is slowly recovering her memories of him and also his personality and an obvious topic to address in that situation would be to talk to or at least acknowledge your parents, so why does he seem to ignore this line from the girl? Why doesn't she ask why she didn't get along? Why don't you ask your parents where they are or if they are alive or not? Are you really happy to move forward with all of this instead of questioning the fact that this girl you barely remember is telling you that a photo of her smiling with her dad is a reminder that she doesn't get along with her dad?

Parents, why can't you act remotely human anyway, Cranek just shows up and basically says: I'm not a bad guy. Also, I have the black box from the day of your accident. I want to listen to it with you. I guess he robbed her while she was there. Fury's boss, I have no idea either way, his best friend is confused by all of this, so Cranek refers to her as a young woman while trying to explain it, then responds by saying that if he refers to her as a young woman again , she will put her foot down. where it's not supposed to be, he sees Gil to have them play the audio and clearly details the coordinates they need while activating another memory for Planck, which means we finally get the story, so apparently the ship Planck was piloting was shot down and the scientific lady. is executed by the pursuers, interestingly Planck tried to use the ejector seats for her and the scientist, but they just don't work, we never find out why that is, but he manages to get everyone together right next to Lightspeed.

The engine and Planck gets the powers from it, so obviously we needed it to happen that way, but don't think about moving forward. She is shown and told that the scientist is bleeding blue blood, meaning she was a Kree and not an Earthling all along, which Wait a second, are you telling me that the scientist was like a superior in the shield? , but she initially came to Earth as an alien, so we're supposed to assume that she came to Earth at some point, became a US citizen, went to school or college? or both and then she joined Shield or NASA or in this case both and then as a result she spearheaded the most technologically important project in human history, which was exactly what she wanted.

That plot is a movie in itself, especially because of how the movie admits it. It was difficult for women to get positions like that in those days for the Air Force. I imagine it might have been even harder for the alien women. What's with the idea that she came to Earth as a random person who wants to get to the top of the chain? in the American science government when she wasn't even a citizen or had any identity and literally can't bleed or get a blood test done without blowing her cover, which is awkward when she's trying to move up the ranks of the air force .

Isn't it just not thinking about it anyway? Back to the flashback, the board grabs the alien gun the scientist lady had and points it at Yeonggil's door. Apparently he was the bad guy all along. His memory is a little more correct. I guess I did too. I have no idea why he didn't shoot here after shooting the scientist lady or why he continues not to when you consider that the board is a random earthling and she can currently stop them from reaching the engine that will apparently win them wars if he just shoots her. . before or after she grabbed the gun then the movie would literally end yes before Young-gel Door or his sniper can stop her board she moves her aim and fires the alien gun at the Lightspeed engine and it explodes in her face covering her . in goo and therefore she has superpowers, which makes Yeonggil Door decide to take her home with him.

Although what I find interesting about the flashback at this point is that if they were using the Lightspeed engine while being chased, why not use it to escape? Instead of risking falling into the hands of the enemy, especially when they are trying to kill you and if the scientist lady only visited her lab regularly, what was so special about the day she had Planker with her and why was it with her? She, even here, Planck asked what the fate is right before they are attacked mid-flight, why would you agree to go on a mission to save humanity when you have no idea what is actually happening, what they were testing?

Pilots, how exactly do you test Lightspeed technology without traveling extremely long distances? Wouldn't that reveal almost everything about the scientist ladies' plan and you know the nature of your alien nurse? At least one experience like that would change Planck's life and his best friends forever. and if it changed their technology forever, can we get a little more information about the day when everything this movie reveals happened in a rush, which explains that all this time the scrolls have been on the run from the Kree, who are refugees, who are homeless? they resisted Kree rule and their planet was destroyed because of it all this time the scrolls just wanted the Lightspeed text so they could find a place to settle that the Kree couldn't find them so they didn't even want to conquer, they literally just want to. travel somewhere far away and settle down, correct me if I'm wrong, but you can already do it with this technology.

Wouldn't you like it? In Guardians 2 they travel through what are essentially whimsical holes that would be faster than light in a technical sense. no, and if you ever felt like you haven't traveled enough, do another 50 jumps, they do 700 in that scene on a random devastating ship and if you really don't have this tech, then like I said before, use whatever you currently use. traveling across vast distances and just shooting around for a while outside of Kree territory, all the things I just suggested are a better survival strategy than constantly invading planets that belong to people who hate you and I mean, you keep setting up ambushes for them like well you idiots like it what do you expect to happen anyway?

Plank complains that it's all a lie and that he doesn't have a story to rely on or a personality to remember, ending with a line I couldn't contain my laughter at. three quarters of the way through the movie and our protagonist in an origin story has no idea who she is, so her best friend decides to counter and effectively says this to iron, you risk your life to do the right thing, you support me as a best friend . mother and pilot when no one else would. You're smart, you're funny, you're the most powerful person I've ever met.

Look at that resume. It would have been great to have seen some of this or is it with the development of this movie. like they bought an instant character pack, just added a shitty speech and proceeded to pour it out any time they could find instead of just showing us here, but it's all good, now we know she's funny and smart and powerful. Plank can become the person she is. like she just accepts this and everything is fine then that's chronic and then she reveals that they've been looking for Plank as their only lead because he has an energy signature that's the same as the scientist lady's core so they figure that can help them find the core that is. really strange considering the many, many times they tried to kill Plank, there was a rifle shot at the beginning with Radio Shack, there was a time when Cranek ordered his men to capture them dead or alive, there was a time when Cranek shot them with All His Man it seems like the writers have no idea what the hell is going on in their movie right now and that's not to mention he's telling us that these are refugees on the brink of destruction and which board blew up their entire starship.

God knows how many of your men they killed and you haven't shared a second of that pain or anger, it's like the scripts suddenly changed sister, just thinking about it, apparently they were looking for the board the whole time, like the ambush was designed to capture it. specifically like how did they know she was coming because of what the movie was selling? I thought this was a bloody first mission and the appearance of having one of the entire team members here to be the one going towards the objective, how lucky, I just dare. I wonder how exactly they picked up the energy signature from the planks and then read it as something resembling the station, which sounds pretty unlikely when it's a potential galaxy away, not to mention that by that logic they planned for her to be there. in Topher. in the opening, which is very convenient considering whether or not she was a warrior for the Kree would really change that outcome, that's all fair, but then how about a little incompetence?

Kree erased her memory and then added false memories to the right cranek. says it all, they did a number on you, so I guess that means the Kree changed her memories, which only adds a lot more questions, the biggest one being why didn't you just give her a clean slate instead of changing it so she remembers. the event that took place except she changed a person into a Skrull, if you have that degree of control shouldn't you have changed it to be a completely different circumstance but still involve the Scrolls so she would hate them I guess?

Why do you let the scientist lady remember? Actually, why don't they kill her instead of integrate her when they don't have strong control over her beyond a removable patch? Yes, just let her know everything that is within your civilization and your army, although you fear her power flank after all this meaningless plank just goes with it, she accepts that her faction, which is the living memory, is everything and that the scrolls are probably the good ones because there is nothing to discover or assimilate or there is caution. having either questions to ask or you know, just figuring it all out would take too much time and that's it, let's start with this plot, am I right?

Plank reveals that the secret base is in space and hidden, the coordinates point to that and the scrolls couldn't figure that out until our heroes told them that they even had a comic line to point out how dumb it is, they didn't figure it out even though of being so advanced and the scroll guy is like pointing out your Their own stupid doesn't mean they're not stupid anymore, movie, that's just yeah, so the scientific scroll says you can prepare your ship for space overnight, like if it were your normal Earth atmosphere. Ship 90 is going to have an alien do some welding and then be ready for space.

I don't like that he gives the ship a makeshift artificial gravity device. They have a specific outlet for it. I just can't overnight. I'm just showing the movie, for sure, with everything we've already seen and everything that's yet to come. I'm not surprised to talk about Planck asking the best friend to come on this mission to find a technological core on a ship that is not designed for its destination that can provide an alien race with the means to escape from a more advanced alien race. who is sending it. soldiers to kill them now the obvious answer to this is no, it's extremely dangerous and I have a kid to take care of, but then the daughter says you shouldn't want to stay here and see new footprints with me instead of going on a cool mission. and continuessaying: I'm just thinking that you should consider what kind of example you are setting for your daughter.

See, girl, this convinced her best friends to go on the mission. No, I'm NOT you, Christ, when you think about it. is precisely how to kill this script. Her best friend got over the existence of aliens very quickly. enter her at will and that brings to mind another thought: you'd think her best friend would suspect that the friend of hers who suddenly returned throughout her life might be one of these shape-shifting aliens, right? No? Especially since she can't remember anything about her life. or her best friend here and aside from that, let's not underestimate how all this kind of stuff can rock your world a little, could send you into nightmarish psychopathy, could make you redefine how you see life or the world or your position in it . but no, we only do that kind of stuff for characters, we don't do it for plot devices or cardboard cutouts, so she'll be fine, in fact, she's up for a cool mission, the grandparents who came to babysit , so she is Not alone, which is interesting, she remembers that her best friend said that no one would support her as a mother and a pilot.

I guess the grandparents were a bit of idiots back then, but anyway Planck decides that he wants to change the color of his suits and doesn't do it. She doesn't like Cree colors anymore and the girl chooses red and blue based on hers, I'm not sure how she knew to do that but it's a nice moment and you know maybe Planck was doing it for her all along, however, it is extremely fun. that Planck takes a fair stance against the Cree uniform and changes its colors, but keeps the Cree symbol or at least its warrior features, so it's as uncomfortable as imagining being completely against the team you come from because you discover their

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persecution and murder of innocence and then you change the colors of their symbol and celebrate that you no longer have any connection with them.

It doesn't work very well when you think about it with other things. Then we cut hard to Yongle's gate after arriving. land and enters one of the huts near her best friend's house in the light of day she finds Planck and asks him to tell her who gave her the blood transfusion when she was in hala, one could say that this question arises from the nothing because we were I didn't tell about any transfusions before this moment, although this shot appears in the trailer where it doesn't appear in the movie, meaning they may have had a scene where she arrives at Haller and was cut, such more backstory was planned. for her at Yeonggil's door and this revelation of having used her blood was significant in some way in the trailer there is a part about how she became stronger and superior by receiving the blood so that you could live longer, stronger and superior , they comment on being human as It's less than being creed, but there's never a setup or payoff regarding blood, so I guess they cut everything except this line from Yeongil Door, which actually suggests that she doesn't age like a human being and who has a lot of Cree. traits because she was given Kree blood as if she had changed species due to a blood transfusion or is it just a coincidence the same traits the Kree have and she got them from the hell of the engine explosion.

I think the less we explore that the better, but I mean, from this information we can discern that she's part human, part Kree, part tesseract and pop, either way, the point is. she couldn't answer that question and young Will Door shoots her proving that she was a Skrull decoy and in the decoy's last breath he says you're too late, first there are some problems here, why would you say anything let alone are you? too late as this will give the young GLE doll the impression that Plank has switched sides or at least found the technology ahead of time, but yeah, the point is to shut your mouth or people might wonder what you were doing here regarding a lure brings me to my next point.

I don't know why they would have tried this, since if Jungle Doll was able to find this exact point, then there must be some kind of signal or transponder that they managed to separate. from Plank, otherwise, they contacted Jungle Door and told her to come there, which doesn't even get me started on the stupidity of that, so at least, if we're being charitable, they took a transponder or whatever signal she gives off and they did it convincingly. Make it so a scroll can act like one, so maybe don't put it in a shack near your best friend's house or the decoy that can't answer a single detailed question in the long run, for the sake of talking about putting a scroll. people in danger. of young gold or you tried to find whoever lived there, you also wasted a scroll for no reason, the jungle dog easily found out that it was not a tablet, no matter what, do you remember that the whole group of tablets said in fury how the Scrolls can?

To perform a photon blast, all the young gold ore had to do was ask for one of those and this scroll was simply dead. How did Plank think this plan was ever going to work? I love the idea that Plank told the scroll some random facts about a story. and he just hoped it would be enough so they wouldn't die. I mean, why not put the sign somewhere completely different on the other side of the planet? Why not have the decoy flee to the other side of the planet and continue evading pursuit like? They have been shown to be very good at Why not have the decoy jump over the young GLE's door and directly kill him and potentially take her place?

You could have shot him when he entered the shack, no way that wasn't in The Hell of the script, why not make the real board the decoy? Because he could easily tell Yeonggil the story of the gate about not finding the scrolls, while the real group of heroes arrive at the secret base with his suit to open it and the Yongle gate wouldn't be the only one. It is wiser to remember that Plank is the hero, the one who makes the sacrifices in place of this nameless scroll warrior who died for no reason, his young gold ore then raises his arm and says Smith Lord attacks c-53 being earth, of course, and Smith Lord is just great.

With that, I love that he could have been in the bathroom or reading a newspaper and Yeonggil's door just randomly picks him up only to find that he's standing there like a figure with his hammer waiting to be told what to do in a certain movie and telling him come. Now, so close to the end, Will Smith Lord even pulls it off and apparently has an angle or can contact people like Smith Lord despite being many systems away with just his wrist instantly, so why does Planck have to access a land phone every time you do it?

I mean, it's useful because it prevents him from being in constant communication with the young GLE Door, so he can't make sure she doesn't investigate this to begin with, and it makes it harder for him to push her toward the Kree instead of the scrolls. and then the added bonus is that he couldn't contact her while landing on Earth, so that wouldn't compromise the change, so these useful story beats are due to the fact that she was broken enough in her fall to don't do it. it works properly, but not enough that Earth's technology can't fix it.

How they gather as Planck and his team take off, they make sure to show the change in gravity as they leave Earth's atmosphere, which is neat, only they forget that on the way up Planck's hair should flow back , not hanging up, and they should all be removed as a whole, the strange thing is that they did it before and made a joke, this is nitpicking, but I also don't know that they almost did it that badly. The way Planck and his team get to the secret base, but it's covert and like I said, whoever suits up just unmasks, sit back, that's something he does well and I mean, there's no effort to go back into hiding, like you wanted to do it to avoid Yeonggil's door. they find you unless you have to leave it uncovered because the script says so and there's no worry about what NASA might do when they see it because yeah, they get to the control room and it turns out the tesseract was the core all along. this is what the engine was powered by, apparently Howard Stark lent it to the Pegasus project and at the end of this movie he returns with the shield to fall in line with the Avengers and to be fair to the movie, Pegasus was used as the title for the project that studies the cube in Avengers, but there is something to consider as the idea that allowing the lady scientist to have the tesseract to try to work on fast travel and high-tech engines is interesting and reasonable, although I suppose if this technology was something that even the Kree wanted it and it was coincidentally available for a pilot to fly in this movie, so you'd think that the plans for it or even the thing itself would have a little more impact on Earth technology in general, wouldn't you? ?

But let's assume they kept everything. extremely secret, wouldn't there be some notes files etc. Over there? Maybe that could create a domino effect that would revolutionize technology. No, okay, barring all that, you'll never convince me that Shield and Howard Stark would have given up. the tesseract that will be lost for six years or more as this thing is the quintessential most important thing the Earth possesses, they would never let it exist in a form that is not under surveillance and if it ever disappeared, the lady scientist would be reprimanded and interrogated immediately because The Earth would not take that loss lightly, which brings me to my next point.

Fury, basically, at seeing the tesseract and having no idea what it is or its relevance when it would be fully documented as an extremely important device that fueled the creation of disintegration weapons during the World War. two it's strange not to mention that he is part of Sheol the organization that had the tesseract during and until 1989, should I say holy, our government lost track of this years ago and this is where it was the whole time, it's sad that the Tesseract It's treated as a joke in this movie. I feel like the writers of this may have seen the MCU once and are relying on memory when creating this story, but there will be more evidence that soon as we move forward we will discover that a large number of scrolls have been hidden on this ship. for six years and the scientist lady was trying to help them travel to another galaxy, including the Chronics family and they have a meeting, it's very emotional, but then the old brain starts working again if We're supposed to believe that's their family and that is his son.

Shouldn't I have trouble recognizing it? Isn't he like eight years old at most and they've been gone for at least six? The kid is probably about 50 years old in our biology, so it's okay. The other question is: if his family is there, why didn't she know where he was? She just happened to abandon them and didn't care to have a backup plan for their location. In case something went wrong, didn't he care about the condition he left them in? Why would he trust random Cree scientists so much? How could the scientist lady even take them there?

Did she make a deal with the scrolls? she wanted and then brought everything to earth, what did she do to gain her trust? The whole movie doesn't happen if these things don't happen, so I think it's pretty important that we know why and it could easily double as something really Excellent character building for Cranek, now let's look at our fun little space movie, but then he knocks on the door from the fan jungle and his team just walks into the room like it's a theater, with no warnings, noises or detection, getting Iron Man 3 vibes here like there's no connection scene.

To show how they knew to come here, I guess we're supposed to assume that our clever, clever, clever protagonist didn't really put the cape back on at the secret base and the guild so young or just saw it outside his space window, the hell, and they capture him. literally everyone, Uncle Door just grabs the board with his telekinesis arm and hits her and she is knocked out, there's also a little moment where he's outraged that the board has changed the colors of his uniform like it's super insulting to the Kree or whatever and you have to ask if it's so offensive to not have the green colors and why she has the option in the first place since the suit seems to have it as an important feature and in any case people captured, they are scanning the threat levels and it says low. no threat of fury to which he replies that things clearly broke down again the humor is fine, it's a joke that needs a little more punch and banter, but you know, as it is, it's like yeah, you could call it funny , I guess, but then the bad guys say they'll expel the prisoners, including their best friend, into space if you expel all those aliens, so what's stopping Earth from eventually collecting them all?

Why not just run them here and now, no?you are kind? With Earth's natural progression, did I get it right? We'll talk about that. What I want to know is where her best friend is reconsidering her decision to get rid of her kid in exchange for a cool mission where she gets blasted into space, you idiot. Anyway, Plankton wakes up and they're hooking her up to the supreme intelligence group, apparently you can do it anywhere remotely, so why go to a giant temple at first if you can do it from Wi-Fi space, For the love of God, does the scene open? with the Supreme Intelligence welcoming Plank as he plays Come-as-you-are by Nirvana, which is interesting since that song was released in 1991 and Plank left Earth in 1989, but I guess we can wave to him by saying that she played it on the radio while she was here in 1995 off screen and that's why it's deep in her mind and also why she's talking to the AI, haven't they won?

Don't they have the technology that captured the scrolls and the tablet is removed, not to mention the tablet? hate your team now just kill her and you'll win everything, but no, we spend several minutes with the AI ​​telling Plank that he's shit, he doesn't know how to use his power, he's cute, how hard he tries, he doesn't control his emotions, he's useless. and she, Ellis, also shows this here by showing her the montage we saw at the beginning where she couldn't do things all the time and eventually without the Kree she's just human so they really hooked her up to the AI ​​just so she say mmm mm yeah, we beat you, suck, Lal, really, even though Korea is fully aware that HiPower is not theirs, like mechanically, they know it, so why persuade you to hate you?

There is no reason for this scene, so thanks to editing, Planck remembers a different one. montage so we enjoy getting back up after falling in all those clips and then in crescendos when she says my name is Carol she tries to walk towards the AI ​​in her mind but the AI ​​shoots a blue energy beam at her and she he starts trying to get through it and by doing that in his mind with the AI, he weakens the electricity of the entire ship and causes all the restrictions on the good guys to fall. The good guys start beating up all the bad guys.

Guys, okay, there's a problem or two with this handful of seconds. I'm going to try to get over them very quickly. Why wouldn't AI activate the collar? The second board began to show resistance. We saw that it prevented her powers from being used before and she. He hasn't realized he can take it off yet, so do it actually, why would there even be a Wi-Fi connection to the AI ​​on this ship when it was done in secret and unlike the Kree, now that I think about it , why even waste time with this instead of going back to hala with an unconscious board in tow, why can AI shoot a strange blue beam in a mind simulation chat?

What does the AI ​​hope to achieve by shooting you off the slowest table? in fact, what is Plank trying to do? Where she goes? His proximity to AI in a world of mental phone calls means nothing anyway. Why would firing an abstract phone call mental ray at Plank while he's in a simulation cost the ship electricity? when it's not a process outside of Plank's own head, why would it cost so much electricity that it's almost shutting down the entire station? Isn't this ship powered by Tesseract technology, infinite renewable energy, and besides that, why would you? The guys have a security system that releases all prisoners every time there is a second interruption of a power source which seems really dumb and finally, why is their best friend able to defeat these guys?

She has been retired for six years and her space warriors were raised to eliminate everyone. galactic faction hello, may I know what's going on? Plank then says that he has been fighting this whole time with one arm behind his back and decides to simply remove the power patch and thus reveal his full potential, that is all he needed for six years. i just had to take the thing off, this never came up at all, did she really assume her power came from that when no one else in hala was given one nor does anyone have any kind of power close to hers, no kree citizen told her that never? that no one has anything like that and it's all especially when she's aware that she's not originally Creed did she ask? no one has questions she never accidentally came off she didn't even think to bother trying really this means the Kree designed an energy patch to reduce the power provided by a tesseract powered motor that splashed goo on the board how did they manage to design that? and it works in that, for example, they made it to the point where Planck was convinced during the first part of the movie that it was his source of power, meaning he must have had it the moment he woke up in his first day in hala.

You just want me to believe that they have nicotine suppression patches created from sticky substance and powered by Tesseract, just like Watada Holla in a movie like this scene, it gets worse and worse the more you think about it, the goal here was really to try to convince Plank for him to work. for you again, even though she actively learned that she had been lied to throughout her memory, you represent a team that is hunting people because they don't follow her rules and literally killed the person she respects the most. from her in cold blood, even if they convince her that if the power comes from the thing in her neck, then she'll obviously wonder why they wouldn't give the neck to someone else, but better yet, she'll wonder why they would.

Not just execute her, in fact you guys currently have the ability to knock her out, so now I'm wondering why you won't just kill her. At the same time, you fear her abilities to the point of putting a leash on her here while being fully aware that she is the only thing that can threaten your entire organization for good, so why do you keep her alive? Let's calm down, huh, then Planck becomes divine, he shines and destroys everything in his path, he is extremely scathing once again, as if he has to take it. he took off the patch to prevent it from limiting his right oh no that was just a metaphor or something because the real world patch just explodes.

I'm not kidding, this happens, it just explodes on a neck. His belief in his own power surpassed the power of six years. limiter, meaning this is a power limiter that only limits the subject's power if they believe his power is limited. Who wrote this? She collects the tesseract from the Kree soldiers while they retrieve an OE blast from her and wait, why the hell not the Kree? Securing that thing is the key to her goal of domination across the galaxies, so why not send the thing home with a guy back to Holla to investigate? All the rest of them even do here is just stand around mindlessly staring at the interrogation which, as we saw, is completely pointless to begin with, and in fact, while Planck is emerging from his coal with supreme intelligence, they don't fire. here they don't even try to contain it, they simply stay there waiting to be knocked down like bowling pins.

Oh my god, everyone is stupid. in this film she then becomes furious and asks him to take care of the tesseract only to see the cat evolve into a hideous Lovecraftian monster and consume the cube. I'm not kidding, the cat eats the tesseract with its tentacles, this is the tesseract. It has the potential energy to wipe out the planet, well there's a precedent for that now, although the fact that the cat can eat and contain this Infinity Stone Cube only compounds the joke that is the tesseract when you hand it to him. to another team of The creators, instead of you, they know the good guys anyway, the team tried to take the tesseract off the ship and the planks choose to distract the bad guys along with the young elders who eat them, the fight begins and she destroys them all immediately, it's very intense, so we cut.

Back to our team of civilians who aren't doing too well, her best friend is gunning down several Cree soldiers because why not? And her gun runs out of ammo. Luckily, the four remaining soldiers don't shoot her even though she's standing in the middle of the hallway like they're just walking towards her because the plot armor because the reasons because this movie is who really knows either way things look bleak. for our heroes until the cat grabs all the enemies with its tentacles and hits them from all sides ending up consuming them all whole it's really fun until you realize that the MCU is now inadvertently eating itself again, without mention that this monster cat demon now acts as they come out of the death free card that I just collected in my own notes that There are so many detrimental writing problems in this movie that, like the mid-level bad guys, they almost go unnoticed in comparison , so we go back to the table and she's still annihilating all the Kree warriors.

They have some lines about how We want to beat up our precious board, but we really have no idea if they're okay with the lies the Kree sell or if they know it's a secret or if they even care, it's just drones, but before we You can recover from that, the movie decides it's a great idea to play the song just one girl, without a doubt, remember Gwen Stefani's, no, we're not going to do that, this plays throughout the fight, like how horrible that it's all out of place and forced and what is the message here. she has become all-powerful and will therefore destroy anyone who stands in her way while destroying any preconceived ideas of what makes a woman or girl, even though her power is directly related to more than just being a girl or even a human being, in addition to choosing to get back up. when an evil AI is monologuing, I mean, go girl, but yeah, the fight develops when one of the team members takes a cheap hit on the board and then shoots them over and over again and if you were curious what that was at stake, the board grabs a sword. that he intended to hurt her with his sword and breaks it.

I don't think she's in much danger, regardless of whether he ends up with her getting trapped by Yeonggil's door and thus forces her to experience a second wind and she punches him, eventually clinching the civilian team. Getting out of the ship despite being attacked several times by alien technology in this slightly modified Earth ship, her best friend then pilots the ship into a dogfight in the canyon against the Kree warrior and wins. They just can't ask me to get off the board and then chase Yeonggil out the door. a capsule and he drags her into space, but luckily she has a helmet ready that will be super relevant very soon, but yeah, the board falls over and she's struggling to regain control as she plummets to her doom, but suddenly she gets the second. wind and then she starts to become really super powerful because she was no longer powerful enough and the other second wind was not good enough and she therefore she can fly now why can she fly her?

How did she learn it or experience it? she has no idea, but she can do it now, who needs to learn when you're amazing at everything by default, suddenly Smith Lord appears and fires a series of ballistic missiles at the earth, but she didn't know we have a god, now the board grabs itself one of these things. and blows them all up with it, the explosion that was supposed to lift the Earth is that big. I don't know what the intended effect on the planet was nor do I know if blasting it into the atmosphere will have horrible effects, but there we are.

Besides, Smith Lord is already here. He was called about two hours ago in-universe and could have been even further away than Yonggil Gate at the beginning of the movie and yet it took over 22 hours for Yonggil Gate to get here, it seems pretty stupid. but what the hell would I know, so they send a fleet of fighters after here, but a plank cuts through them all. Wolf right on the edge of my seat right now, then flies through a Kree accusing battleship like it's butter and destroys everything in a few. Seconds, you remember this thing about a Nova Corps army dying trying to slow it down.

She can destroy it as if it were made of bubbles while she flies through space, which is something that she, by the way, accomplishes perfectly, as if she is at the peak of understanding it. learning about it almost as a progression with everything else she can do, you remember when our heroes would have to learn each of her abilities over time, learning, growing, changing, developing well, Plank, she instantly knows how to do everything , literally, on the go, even if you are outside. From the skill aspect, how about we talk about the character one more time? The board erases the entire ship from existence.

There are very likely many people in it, Cree people, to be exact, Cree who may have been lied to like her and told the land. she was full of the Skrull invaders creed that she was no different from yesterday and yet she just splits them all in half as she throws them into the void of space, wild cheers and some vibesSerious Finns here. I guess he considered them all evil and will have to wipe them off the face of the galaxy, but wait, then spare the other two ships with a warning as to why you're invested in saving these lives while happily taking the other third of them right there. while you applaud, isn't there any moral dilemma about it? how he picks and chooses who lives and who dies.

Do you think of any of what you're doing as a level deal? She is like a girl and, by the way, this is a double-edged sword. Why did he leave Ronan out of the three ships when he? She's the one hell-bent on killing Scrolls and probably knows the truth. She knows he's a monster. She regularly crushes the opposition. What the hell is a thought process for all this? Is there any chance of meeting her in this? movie maybe don't think of it as cool explosions Smith fails and says he'll come back here one day for the woman, but he doesn't know it, we know he goes for the Power Stone and dies, such a strange line to have her there, then Planck visits Yeonggil gate. and he says she has to prove that she can beat him without her powers, but she throws him across the desert and says I have nothing to prove to you, go girl, oh wait, that was a reward, wasn't that the idea? what she?

She couldn't beat GLE's young mass in the past without hip powers, so he challenged her to do it here and she said no, but I mean she did it in the opening anyway, it's not like he would have stopped, wouldn't it have been better if she actually stopped him from using his power to hit her his way only for her to turn him around, instead we have her hitting him and then at the end of the movie he demands a fair fight and she says no one beats him again, okay? a twisted personality chart actually offers a hand to Jungle Door.

I guess it's some kind of acknowledgment that he will never beat her and that she can accept that at this point it's like mutual respect and I like that, oh nevermind it was bait, she literally drags his ass across the desert with her hands, you can't even let him walk to his ship after hitting him, can you have dignity and respect for losers? She then tells Yeonggil Door that she will return to Holla and he will tell her. He tells them that she will come to end the war because she well, she basically she can do anything now, so why not?

Since her ship has been severely damaged, she won't fully function, but she destroys it with the power of her hand and she would just do it. works on the ship with our civilians the fury is playing with the cats and scratches his eye leaving him blind in that eye, then we cut to the house where everyone is settling in after the fury got his eye gouged out by a cat scratching If you are kidding this line in Winter Soldier so I'll trust each other that's what makes you normal not a bunch of guys running around shooting guns last time I trusted someone I lost and this line now means nothing it just it's a joke.

You guys remember this well, you deleted my password, you probably deleted my retinal scan, but if you want to get ahead of me, mr. secretary you have to keep both eyes open, that moment is ruined if you end up watching the MCU in the order of the universe then this scene will be seen after the cat scratch which makes this scene embarrassing, there is no weight here. Fury is trying to threaten a man. By showing him having his eye gouged out by a cat, he could have had a story showing us why he went from a confident and positive disposition to a cynical and distrustful one.

It may very well have been related to how he lost that eye all along. instead the information was established, they chose the Rian Johnson route and used the information that Fury has lied to say that he has been lying about his eye his entire life, he lost it to a cat, he didn't lose it for trusting the wrong people or a particular person or a fight that got tough and why well, because it's funny right, I'm like he doesn't even care, he's just calm, the cat scratches him and says It's just a scratch and the next scene is already seen. he was comfortable being blind in one eye as if that was always the case in this movie, no it's a prequel, maybe the fury of having his eyes scratched by a goose didn't just make him lose his sight since I remember he used his bad eye at the end of Winter Soldier to access the shield's computers, maybe the scratch gave his eyes special powers that haven't been explained yet, he manages to say mother and then changes forests, it's a fun reference, but what?

Do you remember when they did it? the exact same joke in the movie Good job from Infinity War, Blanc then says that she will find the scrolls at home and will be back before anyone notices, which is awkward because she was gone for 24 years anyway, the girl says who wants to go with her. and Fury says only if she can shine and the boy finishes or if I build a spaceship, you don't know and Planck says he doesn't know who you have, damn giggle, go girl, then we see Fury, tell Planck that the name Marvel that was The scientific lady's name is awkward and the name Marvel is better.

This sounds like a setup for the movie's name, but it goes nowhere. He just says Marvel sounds better and we move on like she's not the

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of anything and that's not the name. she even has it and she doesn't pronounce it like that what was the point of this length heightened fury the modified pager we saw an infinite war and she says it's just for emergencies oh yeah, let's talk about that the movie closes with a board and the scrolls working together to go and possibly find a new home for their race to flourish away from the reach of the Kree and this is also the moment where the narrative completely falls apart in aid of some clever imagery we get.

We're talking a whole waterfall here, so let's start small when they show the plan approaching the scroll ship, she's just not wearing her helmet, so there's the reward for all those crumbs. I said, I guess apparently she can survive just fine now and no. Give me she's shit, we have no idea what the hell she is and that's not how she operated before and it would be a cop out even if we didn't see that she had her helmet on when she was at full power. Five minutes ago it's just a simple piece of continuity that they sacrificed for the visual and now I guess he'll never need the helmet again, but then we see a zoom with the ship full of Scrolls they're leaving at the Science Space Station that was previously hidden at least They look very similar and there's nothing to suggest they're not the same, but that would mean they're using it because it has the Lightspeed engine technology, so I guess they don't need the tesseract because Fury ends up with it, so there must be some lightspeed engine on board which they are now using to complete the task of finding a handful of Scrolls left in the galaxy and then exiting the galaxy itself.

There is nothing that connects how and what. The scrolls are working here exactly. I get that they're going for family, but they also need to escape the Cree and Cranek made it seem like the core or tesseract was extremely important to that, but no, I guess they're fine. with a set of engines on board and that's all I think they need. It's very poorly translated, so let's happily move on to the fact that Plank only had a split second to get to the ship and the scrolls wouldn't be reckless enough to participate. Lightspeed without at least confirming that it was on board and there are two traces left in the store, which means that the board travels with them at the same speed, so we can conclude that it can now travel at the speed of light without experimentation or knowledge.

She just does it, so if she can survive traveling at the speed of light and at the same time be able to tear through huge battlecruisers, then what could stop her? She could easily kill Thanos Galactus and even Shaggy, all in one hit at the speed of light. What kind of entity is she at this moment? Do you need food? Do you have some kind of organic process? Does it breathe? Is she a self-sufficient energy source? Now this wouldn't be a problem if she knew she could propel things with her hands but she can do everything now and if we ignore all that, these two entities travel at the speed of light next to each other, one is a spaceship and the other is a person, one uses coordinates and the other uses what guess. in the right direction, they realize that even if she is off by 0.00001 degrees she will end up in a completely different area of ​​space than the ship's hell, they might even crash into each other causing a space soup of blood and metal, but then you realize account. that they don't have a location, they are looking for a potential planet to colonize, does that mean they will travel at the speed of light and stop randomly until they come across a planet they really want, but then you realize like me?

I've been alluding throughout this video, light speed really isn't that fast, especially compared to warp, to give you a little idea of ​​what we understand, Captain Marvel will take these people out of the galaxy in order. To protect them, let's ignore the other possible threat that could arise from their presence elsewhere and focus on whether they are removed from the galaxy, that would probably take some time now that a solar system on its own is a big thing, in fact, after doing some very rudimentary things. Mathematics I calculated with Fricke that it takes approximately two and a half years to travel from one end of our solar system to the other at the speed of light.

The speed of light is meaningless when it comes to traveling through the galaxy. That's why the jump point stuff is actually pretty impressive and it's a great idea to get it to the big screen from what I guess was James Gunn, but the big benefit technology in this movie, which is a Lightspeed engine, is just stupid. I can't even forget that she will travel so fast. She'll be the one to save Tony, right? Why don't you let Thor save them? I doubt the movies haven't come out yet. I'm fine either way, like I said, Kaskade, let's assume everything I just said works, it just works.

Are you telling me that the Skrull race had the means to escape and start a new life on the ship they were marooned on for six years? The whole time they never thought that maybe no one would come to save them and that maybe they should. just say like there were no scientific people on that ship, it was just families who didn't know how spaceships work, in which case what was life like even for six years? How was a community or society formed? What did they eat? How did they arrive? Throughout such a heartbreaking position, we are shown a hot cup of something on a table, but I mean, what did you do beyond drinking them every day?

It was just playing those arcade machines endlessly and what that did to them for over six years and how they would be ashamed to know that they could have left at any moment to find a safe planet to live on and even if they didn't find what they were looking for right away, anyway they have super cloaking technology, no matter what the hell the writers were trying. To watch with this movie, it would have been nice to have a few lines about the lives of these people over the last six or so years, but, though getting back to the plot, you can ponder something else if they leave with the power of Lightspeed. engine to search for what is left of the scrolls, then all that is left according to cranek himself are the secretly hidden scrolls, how do you propose to find them and didn't you say that there is only a handful left that the head of the scrolls knows that you?

We have to search to even find what's left of their species, which changes everything we knew if we go back to that battle earlier in the tour, you know, in the battle of the initial planet we thought the Kree were responding to the invasion of the scrolls and they wanted to save a guy who had information about the scrolls from being a spy there, but the truth is that the Kree just want to erase the scrolls because they won't submit to the rule and like Cranek said, this was a refugee base on the Kree fur making tour.

Sure, but okay, that's what we know about them, so knowing what we know now, this was the last of the Skrull refugees the Kree met because not even the scrolls know where the others are and there's only a handful outside. of those at the secret base and not even the Kree know it, so why would the Creve risk a collection? Wouldn't they just lift the planet entirely and then continue to do so whenever they found a selection of Skrull refugees anywhere? We're happy to bomb people on the planet anyway, so why not? And if not, if they were so desperate to go there to erase that selection of scrolls, then why send a team of six for good if the information is as important as a potential clue? to other Scrolls and you consider it enormously important, so why not send an army?

This could be your literal day of glory and you can't seem to step up to the pointwhere they almost kill you as a team, which is interesting since they're overrun. for an army of scrolls, but the entire team is fine the next time we see them, which means you killed all those guys. Okay, let's switch it up and look at it from the scrolls' perspective. We know this was all a trap to capture Plank. and then you have a dwindling race and very few left and you feel comfortable sending armies worth using projectile weapons to potentially capture a person, leading you to possibly save less than you lost in the first place, Well, at least it's your family, so there's room to boost motivation there.

I mean, you just sacrificed a ton of DNA for your species that could have been useful for repopulation, but sure not to mention all the guys you lost in the giant ship that exploded leaving behind what you knew. being 4 of your kind to finish the job of finding and gathering the Scrolls to prevent their extinction, all in the hands of trying to obtain Banks' memories, all of these major population losses were in favor of one grand plan that was incredibly improbable and frankly unfeasible. , so let's expose it because it seems that this cranek during the war managed to randomly scan through the galaxy and find a signature that matches the Lightspeed engine of the scientific ladies and from that absurdity he realizes that it was a person and only For that result he bet everything on the Reformation of his entire species, since he is the only one with the knowledge and the means to resurrect the scroll faction, not only that planck would be on the team that reaches the top, not only the that goes only towards the objective, not only her. she would have had something in her mind that could give them the location of the secret base, not only would she be willing to help them when they explained the situation to her unlike everyone else Believe the story, but she would even have the information that could possibly help them find it. and facilitate the rescue of their lost species based on technology that she doesn't even know or understand even though at that moment they are fully aware that her entire premise as a character is that she has amnesia and doesn't even know what's going on instead of use the resources you started with being a huge capital ship and an army to find those refugees you said were scattered around the galaxy or at least use the fact that you know that. the Lightspeed engine originated on earth, try to infiltrate the major governments on earth to find all the information about the secret base, which you should have done long before deciding to have hundreds of your own race commit suicide in case the search on earth led directly to that same base that you call idiot, this has to be the stupidest plot in the entire MCU, it is something so vegetated and crazy to the extent that this is good, God, let's get back to the plot, we see rage in his office and the cat is just apparently waiting for him to vomit up the tesseract.

Are you seriously taking the joke this far? That creature is a major risk not only to Fury but to everyone on Earth and Fury is fine with that in his office. Okay, Fury then decides it's time. start looking for heroes because there has to be something more out here even though you already had a cap, which sets a precedent, but you didn't mention it, but then you also don't find anyone until Tony Stark makes a metal suit, which It's nowhere near the power of God, but sure, I guess it counts for whatever you want in the movie.

The real problem with this scene is that Fury has the idea of ​​calling this theoretical group the Avengers because that was Planck's nickname when he was a pilot and he sees that in the photo of her, why do they remember when they didn't need to make it about one of the Avengers people who gave them their name? It was about they were a team and they would save the world and if not, that. they would avenge him, you are missing the point, there is no throne, there is no version of this where you are victorious, maybe your army will come and maybe it will be too much for us, but it's all up to you because if we can't protect the Earth . you can be pretty sure we will avenge him and now apparently at some point she was given the name n gerb for some reason and that nickname will be all over the team name because it's about her right? then watch the first post-credits scene where the Avengers are mourning their loss, but they have turned on Fury's pager in an attempt to call whoever he was meant for, and sure enough, Planck appears right next to all the characters real, how did they do it?

I managed to find Fury's pager and understood the relevance of it let alone that it belonged to Fury. I have no idea why he couldn't have shown up because this is where Earth's heroes gathered, how did he get in there without security on? no one noticed when she wasn't there just a moment ago, well I guess she traveled so fast she could pass through walls or she has even more abilities that were going to uncover an ending to the game, although it's nice to note that she has apparently changed the symbol Kree when he returned to earth and looks pretty much the same but hey props for doing it even if it wasn't made until twenty something years later the second scene after the credits is of the Lovecraftian cat vomiting up the tesseract explains why it's back in shield hands in Avengers how does an alien who can consume any man at the same time play with anything?

It's just a joke. Mahler stops thinking about that and ends up what a wet fart. Captain Marvel is the first sign of major rot. In the MCU, the idea of ​​changing values ​​by telling a moving story is not that we haven't had shitty stories in the MCU before, but that shitty ones are usually self-contained and, once they have room to breathe, can be revised as sort of a stepping stone to something better, but Plank is already so overpowered that it would be inconsistent for him to write her in such a way that she doesn't overthrow everyone in the MCU as is the idea that this gentle creature may be leading what's left of the characters we have come to know for so many years because she is more altruistic or powerful is sad.

The irony about leadership here is that the original team is full of power. Ironman is not the leader, but he makes important decisions and finances the Avengers while having a suit that can take on a god Banner is not the leader, but he is the most talented scientist and at the same time harbors the difficult to control power that changes the game. Thor is not the leader despite being a god of a realm of gods who wields power. in a lightning cap he is the leader Captain America the man who can run faster than normal he is stronger than normal he is more agile than normal but a bullet can still kill him he is the man who fought hard for everything he has and is motivated entirely out of his love for his friends and what is right, he is the leader because he understands the team, their strengths, their weaknesses and is a brilliant tactician at Dover, many stories of clashes and heartbreak.

I don't care if you can break huge ships in half for barely any Attention because I have no idea who you are or what you mean to the people I care about, so let's start there in terms of characters. It is a very special case. You are the fastest, the strongest, the baddest. Remind me how character writing works. It's when other characters tell the audience over and over how smart, talented, cool, and interesting the protagonist is. It's when, instead of having scenes that show us that she values ​​something or that she's been through some hardships, we get several montages that show that. men have been bringing her down her father is apparently she has never met a supportive man in her life apparently she is very intelligent apparently she would choose to be heroic in any situation apparently she is a star pilot apparently she is very funny apparently I mean, yeah , if you say so, then it must be a real movie because that's how you introduce a new character into a world of funny, intelligent, powerful and charismatic characters.

To begin with, you just put those labels on them and this is no different from how it starts. She is arrogant and sarcastic. powerful and casual at every point in this story, which is embarrassing when we're dealing with a character who partially remembers 20 years of his life throughout the film and ultimately we never know if he regained his memory beyond confirming that . she knows she got up after falling at various points in her life, the funny thing is that despite the many lines of dialogue dedicated to telling the audience what exactly this character is, you still have trouble discerning what the people she does are doing.

It's been six years of your active life with her think why it's so threadbare outside of one of your teammates saying they didn't get along, like she's actually been on several missions with her team in the movie, they do a job horrible to show it throughout the entire movie. separation, she doesn't even ask about them or show any concern and this goes double when she is forced to fight them after a potential lifetime of lies. She's just joking around and dancing with Gwen Stefani, so if it was her first mission, then the story falls apart. but if it was one of her many missions and the characters fall apart, the writers can choose and screw it, even if these things weren't problems, the characters in the story are already a complete mess anyway.

I have no idea who Plank is or what motivates her. but the insult to injury is that she left in 1995 to return in 2019, which is an astonishing 24 years that she has been missing, which is four times as long as she has had men and which she still remembers with fury as if it were yesterday when he spoke to him. for less than two hours total over two days, over 20 years ago, for love, it hasn't changed at all? It's as if she has traveled back in time from the end of her movie to the beginning of another ongoing story.

I guess she doesn't age or grow, she's already at her peak, which is amazing, you guys know that Spider Man at his peak is like a super Opie, right? But the MCU has him as an inexperienced child because they can effectively nerf him until he learns to control himself and the power of him while he discovers. Why is he fighting in the first place? Well, your board is already divine. Do you know that through our Iron Man, Tony Stark continues to achieve victories at a significant cost every time he progresses in any way? There is a catch, the movie is about trying. and fail, but ultimately learn and grow as you remember where you started, even in Tony's hero moment when he first defeats Iron Monger and flies proudly in his victorious element thanks to what he learned before he began to fall, not only for narrative reasons but because it's not over yet.

For him, he has more to learn, room to grow, he is always fallible, remember how long it takes him to discover flight? So many failures until some form of progress that leads him to be close to death and finally to fall into his own house. Everything deserves it. whereas with the board she literally falls through the sky and suddenly decides she can fly on top of everything else, there's nothing to set this up and you realize that here as a character is her position in the MCU so let me add something else. Ever-growing list of men telling you not to do something Miss Planck, get out of the Avengers Brie Larson's Captain Marvel doesn't belong there, speaking of which, the title of this movie doesn't even come into narrative play Lior on the topic is even worse Besides Black Panther, at no point does anyone utter the name Captain Marvel, she never owns the name Captain Marvel and I would say it makes sense that she specifically doesn't choose to take the name Marvel instead of Carole, thanks to the movie events. scene that is pivotal to what someone might call her arc where she calls herself Carole above anything else, one would expect her to say she would use the name to honor the lady scientist or that it would be great for hiding her true identity. , but we don't get anything, maybe that was reduced too, since in her rank we can see that she was a

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when she was a test pilot for the Pegasus project, which is quite an achievement that we don't see in practice, whatever. whatever we don't get. see her direct organizational courage or strategies with her team beyond allowing the girl to convince her best friend to join her on the life or death mission as if not even the scene with the decoy was her or anyone's idea because There is nothing planned in the movie, things just work out, we don't even know if she knew she was captain at the end of the movie nor can we see what she might have experienced to receive that kind of promotion. the struggle that was overcome by hard work and intelligence, etc.

We see a scene in the trailer that looks like she might be getting a promotion along with some other men who look very worried, but this shot doesn't appear in the movie, I'm sure the title of the movie will be relevant when they finish the second one. I dare to compare this with Captain America. Jude Law Ben Mendelsohn and Samuel Jackson are great and I guess watching them act is entertaining because they know what they are.doing, but their characters are still nothing special. Cranek is, at best, confusing to play the straight villain until the movie decides that he is the leader of an innocent group of refugees and appears to hold no grudge despite everything she has done up to that point as them.

Have this moment where Cranek leads what is essentially a small secret funeral for one of his dead soldiers, showing a lot of care for his men, which could be interpreted as threatening on his first watch, but this is recontextualized for him by simply showing who worries a lot. about her people, only then remember that Plank destroyed her capital ship in the opening just before if she took the lives of thousands of potential people, not to mention how useful it would have been to serve as a ship to transport additional refugees and that is the core of their motivation. and remember these guys have very little resources left they are on the run all that is a big user he should be completely devastated well he doesn't even mention this to Plank let alone harbor hatred towards her is it because he is too busy doing? little jokes and fear of cats and funny scenes, unfortunately, despite the acting, there is not much coherence in him and there is certainly nothing strange about him or acts like a casual guy in almost Racine throws in jokes and references like everyone else and how about the fact that once they examined her memory and confirmed that she is not a Cree while she was captured at the beginning of the film, Cranek gives her a creepy speech about how she doesn't understand her history and he manages to pee . her to the point where she breaks her ship, yeah that's a good thing for a villain I guess, but remember someone else probably wrote the other half of her character, so when you think about it, why wouldn't she have taken the time? to talk about his appeal to his humanity outside of the Cree, he explained that they desperately need his help and that this is a misunderstanding, this would be a crucial moment for his character, should I say white, stop, please, you don't understand, we don't want to hurt you .

We just need your help to inflate the film and delay the point at which they come together. He doesn't seem to care that his wife and son are locked up waiting for their rescue and that's why he says with a sinister tone that it's like a bad trip in your head, they really did a number on you, we're just looking for a little information, thanks to this stupid approach, she ends up destroying his entire ship, so yeah, great job, raging fury, although the retcon eye is embarrassing and is mostly comic relief as opposed to a hardened spy, which would be nice if we knew something about why he was He became a hardened spy, but even losing his eye is treated as part of the fun, so Yongle Gate was fine, he really couldn't do anything other than be secretive. and then openly evil, there was some kind of relationship with Planck, but it's almost non-existent and at this point he realized that by having so many characters that are supposed to be important to Planck's development, they are all too stretched to have.

To begin with, a significant impact on his development, Coulson, is that in this movie he has nothing to do, he has no information or background that does anything for his character, other than not tuning into fury when he could have the scientist, although barely It has a few lines of dialogue. I have to wonder why they didn't do more with her relationship with Planck, since it seems to be the most influential, but I suppose the less they explore it, the less the audience will question something like, for example, whether the lady scientist really visited his secret laboratory to work. the call and the higher-ups at Pegasus have no idea that you don't think they would be interested in where you go or how you disappear once you get to space and maybe the kind of cloaking technology that would be extremely useful.

If not even the Scrolls or Kree can detect you, what was Planck going to do with her that day? Exactly, he simply took her to the ship and then left, where they will go to contact other Scrolls. Couldn't you go yourself? Is it really because Plank demanded to come with the idea that you alone saved lives? Why would that attribute matter if all you needed to do was go to the special science station and leave with the other scrolls and Hey, if the space station ship was always able to take the scrolls to safety and she visits it regularly, so why hadn't he used that same station until now to save them all?

Why do you need this engine in the first place? and why leave him with you and she has absolutely no idea what you're doing here in the slightest beyond taking a boat for a test drive now that I think about it, why were you attacked that very day? of that because of the attack, if this is an authorized air force takeoff and you are being chased by an alien ship in broad daylight, how would you not notice extraterrestrial life in the year 89 if no one saw this? Planck's communication to any superior outside the black box she encountered, why didn't we see this day in the movie?

I mean, even with the very limited information we have, why didn't you put cloaking technology on the extremely important Lightspeed powered ship that you know may have helped you evade the Kree that attacked and killed you, right? But yeah, he's just another wasted character, although in relation to the problems of that day there is something else that the Kree were actively pursuing. They were on Earth that day, so if the Kree were recovering the technology they need to win Earth's wars when they found the scientist lady, then surely they would have sent an army to invade Earth, since they could then collect all the work of scientific ladies and the origin. of the technology they so desperately want, I mean, if the Kree knew that the lady scientist had made a full life for herself on Earth, then they would surely want to take over if they were looking for anything to do with that technology and her, even in the case that it was housed in a secret base in Earth orbit, they would still try and hell, if they don't have any chance of stopping them, even in 1995 the Cree were about to destroy us, so why don't we see at all the scenes to Smith Lord, he's standing there with his Hammer and it reminds me of Darth Maul and solo, so it's probably not good.

Then there's his best friend, who is much more emotional than Planky; she lacks enough setup to make her a strong character; The movie should ultimately have been just about them, which brings us to what can be called the plot that is in tatters even before we look back, why would the AI ​​appear as the only person in interest in Planks' story that unlocks his memory of the only time the Kree want to hide? There is no choice, he is a Supreme Being who has to be formed into what the viewer wants. It's okay, they reveal who the scrolls are all the time.

The initial reveal that Fury's partner was a scroll is a secret for about a minute and that's the only time they play. with the mechanic it's just a complete waste, we know that the All Kree Warriors made it to a main ship when they finally got to the point to hunt Plank and his team on Earth, but we don't see where it is in the final act nor do we know if they even returned to him, it's like, is he floating in orbit with the other millions of embargoed ships that have been in this stupid movie?

Does anyone care if Topher was a planet that is on the Kree border then why did they feel comfortable bombing them and if it's because the TOFA people were betraying curry and working with the scrolls then why would Plank reference Topher's ruins as proof that scrolls do bad things? Which leaves us with a conclusion from Plank's perspective, the Kree are allies of Topher's people who bombed them. try to get rid of a bunch of invading scrolls and then they were supposed to clean up as best they could, but if the scrolls really were sheltered in traveling skins like Cranek says, then the torn skin people would have been okay with that and so So, they would have been fighting or protesting against the Kree, right?

So do the Kree really think it's smart to risk having the lie they tell Plank every day being exposed by a random citizen topher? I mean, hell, even a random scroll could reveal it. Oh wait. I really don't understand what the Kree were trying to do with Plank? Why did the young GLE Door take Plank home? Why did the supreme intelligence accept it too? Were they ever planning to take her power from here or just waiting for her to? She would never betray them despite the extremely dangerous element of him. Memories of her slowly come back to her, like they don't care that she regularly tells them that she vaguely remembers what they actually did, and for that matter, how are we supposed to understand the story of the planks?

She blows up the engine without really understanding anything about the situation beyond, there are aliens and they shot my alien mentor to get this thing back, so I guess I'll just shoot him to stop them from getting it and thus a hero is born, but honestly, let's break it down. in one second you grab a Kree ray gun and fire it at an engine created from tesseract-related technology and it covers you in goo that turns you into a K-god. It also knocks you unconscious long enough for Yeonggil to I took you. They gave a dog a blood transfusion from an alien species that fails to kill you and provided you with a patch that somehow makes your godlike powers limited and you forget about all this except that they saved you so they can train you to be one of them in the hopes that one day you'll never remember just one thing that could make you rip off the patch and kill everyone there, considering they tell all their subjects that the Scrolls are terrorists while keeping up all the lies about Plank , why would they ever risk themselves here on a mission?

She could ruin everything, not like she actually does, they're so lucky she forgot they were evil. Amnesia will be criticized every time someone uses it in storytelling, but this is one of the most egregious. Examples, nothing works in this movie unless the character has amnesia for no reason, but even with amnesia, Planck never asked why the Kree would give him a random alien with no memory, they found themselves with more power than anyone in hala, How would you respond to that? Did he ever ask where they found her who could be her parents? How the Kree originally took her from somewhere and gave her a blood transfusion that changed her species, which is another thing her will is built around.

Are the Kree supposed to have been hunting refugees? All this time and no one in Kree society realized it was a lie despite many missions. Have they never come across a single innocent settlement? No scroll prisoner has mentioned this or are we assuming that all Cree as a whole are evil and Planck is? the only one who was lied to too what the hell if the shield has been doing for years with alien technology Hitler's knock-off energy weapons you have the remains of a Kree warship floating just above the atmosphere the remains of another ship crashed in a cannon the destroyed parchment capital ship is up there too, not to mention the ship that reached all the displacement escape pods, well how about recognition by the government or the public that there was even a set of huge alien ships in the first place?

When does anyone ever mention this? effect on anything in the MCU not to mention the insanity that is the cat and the scroll corpse and hey, how about the several times Planck contacted the other sides of the galaxy with a phone that was close to a hit of ticket office or a records room? We'll look at Fury's pager being able to literally contact aliens like maybe biology and technology and consciousness in general could have gotten past this, but obviously this movie is just stapled to the MCU, it's not really a part of it, it's frustrating. do this, but do you guys understand why Star Trek explores the whole Prime Directive thing, do you understand what it would mean to leave a modern-day cell phone if it were left in the 1940s, for example?

Actually, I'm pretty sure that's the plot in a Misfits episode. The aliens are super incompetent, and yet we don't see any of the repercussions of this sloppy approach in the MCU. I don't know, it's almost like this movie just doesn't fit at all, like it's weird that Fury knew about super powerful alien factions in The '90s and yet he's so surprised to be dealing with Thor and Loki without mentioning the girls. You believe Planck herself, no one or nothing. You remember this Avengers exchange. I like to know why Shield is using the tesseract to build weapons of mass destruction.

Of him last year, Earth had a visitor from another planet who had a grudge match that rageda small town, we learned that not only are we not, but we are hopelessly outgunned, well that fury met two different alien factions over 15 years ago who were prepared. to lift the earth, I guess he just forgot because if they encountered aliens, their technology and new biology to study could have prepared his best soldiers for it, this is monsters and magic and nothing they were trained for, obviously not, which leads us to more Hilarity Planck told Fury to call her for emergencies and yet it's only in the post-credits sequence of Infinity War that he actually does that, so you're telling me he didn't call her when a huge robot alien was melting buildings with His face, Kay, he didn't call her here when an army of aliens laid waste to New York and a nuclear warhead was used against their will to try to deter them and all of that came to them through the same device as Planck.

Dealing in this movie Kay didn't call her when an alien was trying to usher in permanent darkness while opening portals everywhere causing mass destruction. Kay, he didn't call her when a psychopathic robot tried to destroy all life on Earth and almost succeeded. Kay then doesn't call when Iron Man has taken off, but she does once he sees a helicopter crash and the Hilton destroyed. I mean, Planck could have been dust at that time. This doesn't make any sense, it's a genuine game. changer oh yeah, this thing could actually destroy ten years of buildup, so how's that for a game changer?

Did you notice they had four Scrolls in their team when they arrived, the one on the train survives, one dies in the car in fury, one shot from yeonggil? door and then we're left with one before we go to the ship, the movie forgot the scroll or how about the fact that Plank's mind was wiped of his entire younger life, but she's completely well-adjusted and a prankster, she's not so cool, not to mention she's been told that the only people she knows as allies and guardians for her entire six year memory have lied to her and it's all just so that those she's supposed to hate are innocent refugees and she deals with that in about two minutes and it moves.

Right through such amazing growth and change, there's a lot of talk about this being a mid-tier movie, like a 5 out of 10, which isn't bad, but it's not great either. No, this movie is really terrible for both the MCU and the MCU. Bree Lawson's dedication and apathy as a superhero herself is horrible even for a wooden board and that's a shame because she is an incredible actress at her best. She was trying to trick me. Okay, there wasn't a dog. The next one told me that the world is like this. big, it's so big you wouldn't even believe it and the room is just a stinky part, but apparently the thoughts he snorted from his Oscar have given him the impression that he can say or do whatever he wants and it's just great, it's just A In fact, it is not a personal opinion, it is not a reflection on what you can't do, but it is also a kind of reflection on all the news, so we have a confusion about the large number of hero poses in this movie along with the description of its attributes. as if it's compensation for her lack of emotion and chemistry with anything in the movie itself, even though the criticisms of all the characters in the movie are that she's too emotional, it's like a bad joke, it's A flat character, stop the shapeshifters who are infiltrating your planet. shapeshifters they're shapeshifters oh, I'll get rid of them as soon as I locate the scrolls that are infiltrating your planet try to keep up noble warrior hero that's what I'm here to find out I'm ready what are you?

Telling me I've been waiting I have this power but I don't know where it came from I want to fight I'm ready You guys have no idea Did you do it? They had a tough day Agent Fury I think so I'm done telling myself what I can't do, so what's up with the metinas? Well, there is a very open topic of standing up for yourself and recognizing who you are. The civil war made the first much better and as for the second, it's I guess it's a sweet feeling to proudly own and project what makes you different as a strength, regardless of who says you shouldn't, and it can relate to how women have been treated in different aspects of history, in addition to being a message about humanity. overall, but the setup isn't there, we're never given any reason to believe that the powers aren't what she should always use.

Yongle Door told him not to do it at first and not only does she literally hit him with the power. and wins, she also uses it in her missions, not to mention that she is free to feel sarcastic, angry, frustrated, worried, annoyed, superior and funny with everyone throughout this movie, the only suppression of emotions comes from the side of acting, no one prevents him from possessing exactly. who she is and what her strengths are so when she breaks free and uses her full potential the only change that really happens is removing the nicotine patch so yeah good topic pathetic execution so now let's talk about a topic that was not intentional. that they will break the characters' plot and law over and over again in favor of a joke that the cat keeps accompanying them on various missions for no reason, like why take this cat to the Space Station, well, because it's funny that she ignore the training you've apparently had for six. years and says oops when he hits Uncle Dover his funny power explodes the jukebox and he doesn't prove anything while the performance is ignored vandalism when he sees Fury react funny the cat stays in Fury's office on his own mat despite the danger extreme funny she wastes time with them detained and shows fury by choosing to wait before taking them out of the dungeon and taking them to the records room with the risk of being caught to see Fury react in a funny way, Fury's eye is gouged out like a joke and then forget about him caring about it.

It's funny that the cat eats the tesseract despite its raw power and volatility and then keeps it until she vomits it up later. It's curious. I'm glad you put the jokes before the storytelling. Worked great for the last Jedi board, it just doesn't grow. Look somehow. that is gained or understood outside of a superficial comment, like she learned that his emotions were good and used them to win, in the end she desperately needs a nerf and a flaw because he didn't just free himself from people. telling him what to do, he wasn't wrong about any of that, things just work out for him when he follows only his own ideas.

There are countless examples of boards losing a battle and being placed in a position of weakness, whether it be the prosthetic arms of the jungle gates, telekinetics, getting trapped in the AI ​​substance, or falling through the sky, every time. who realizes something discovers something or learns something that gives him a second wind, but we never know what it is beyond the fact that he gets second victories, that's all. we ever get from her story only shots of her participating after a second wind board is the second wind of the MCU heroes she comes out of nowhere contrary to what we understand while being wildly inconsistent in her power level until she just she goes blind to finish. her saving the day and disappointing the audience to every degree, which could serve as compelling evidence of that dreaded fatigue that few become girl, so done, nice.

I'm glad placing Captain Marvel in this universe didn't destroy it because that would be a shame. Wouldn't she be the most powerful because GU The Avengers were named after her because photo she saves civilizations because that's good, she is a model of selflessness and loved because why not and she will be called to save the Avengers thank you? I hate this movie it's like criminally mediocre in the entertainment department while nailing down the bad writing like every other disaster that comes out of Hollywood and this video being called a rampant mare doesn't mean the movie isn't horrible it just means I save salaries for Movies that could have been great movies that pissed me off because they had the resources to come up with something that could have stood the test of time by being respectful of what came before and instead do the complete opposite when it comes to movies like Captain Marvel.

They essentially don't. There is nothing to save beyond the superficial. I wouldn't add multiple lines to fix this problem. I wouldn't add or change multiple scenes. I would delete it and start from scratch. The most impressive achievement Captain Marvel can boast of is convincing the most people. which was mediocre when it was actually a bloody mess, but was still boring for being horrible and I want to forget it exists, but whose stain will carry over to the most anticipated MCU movie in history, dragging down the absolute feeling of de mer. Wherever you go, yeah, I guess, but honestly, why go with the board first instead of Black Widow?

A woman who spent her entire life training and taking orders who fought against her own team for what was right, showing moments of weakness and failure despite the extreme competence she has. You could say that it is a unique story that does not have anything supernatural and at the same time is an integral part of many of the victories that the Avengers have achieved and that story is intertwined with an organization that we already know and a deep connection with a character that we already know. We know why we don't get it. a widow's movie before Agent Barton was sent to kill me, he made a different call, the less said about the discussion surrounding this movie and its marketing the better, but I have to say that on the poster I saw for this movie in the cinema, the trailer itself. and a bit of dialogue that also appeared in the trailer, it sounds like they were really trying to push hiring even further, faster, for the foster babies, but when is that part of anything?

It sounds like the kind of thing a family member or friend would tell her when she was younger and she lived by it or it was the motto of her team that she was a part of that eventually inspired her as time went on, but I think it may have been removed because I don't see any connecting lines in this movie, in fact I think it's only said in the movie once as far as I remember, and I'm guessing the editor didn't tell the film specialist. marketing, so yeah, higher, faster, which now seems ironic because she can't go higher or faster she can fly she's very smart she can travel at the speed of light she's super fun she's an engineering genius to the hilt point of creating galaxies phone calls she shoots lasers with her hands she is caring and kind she can breathe in space she can destroy spaceships she forgives those who are worthy while hitting those who need punishment she is the best of the best of the best and you'll like it damn it doesn't matter I think the girl power mantle should have gone to anything better than this there you go girl the comments are condescending and that's my point this movie is condescending to its audience both because of its lack of coherence as well as his attempt to pose as some kind of pillar of justice in Hollywood, but let's make a short version of this because Longman is bad, the characters are contradictory and lifeless and one note, although he shows an aversion to growth, humility and humanity, the story and the plot in a general sense is complete nonsense, the less you think about it the better in the construction of the wheel is downright insulting and shows a complete disregard for what came before to facilitate a failed clone from those same stories, we have a superhero who got her powers because she arbitrarily blew up an engine on herself in an attempt to stop some aliens from doing something she didn't understand and that's in addition to the fact that her humanity begins and ends at don't tell me what to do, the overall message is virtuous but boring, phoning in a basic message about the human spirit while contradicting it in the narrative and damaging the human element by vilifying a large part of humanity for the sole reason for his genitals, which feels like a trend now, I can't just say that humanity is great at its best, we have to look down on people, therefore, up, look, don't go see this movie, It's really bad, all you need to know is that the board is super powerful and she is with the Avengers ready for the end of the game, which means the nightmare is coming our way Marcus McFeely Rousso I still think you can do it please, don't let this pale beige flavored wafer with divine powers destroy everything just let it end well that's all I'm asking if we do this how do we know it will end differently than it did before because before you didn't have me I don't even know who am