Joe Rogan Experience #1447 - Tom Segura

of yes, so I talked to another cousin of Mines, a doctor, and she said, oh, yes, I don't understand any of that, I just took it from I know. I like what's going on, so I choose not to be bombarded by it, yes, you can be bombarded, yes, you know, and it also changes your view of the world, so to increase your anxiety and your paranoia, people were already anxious . People already have anxiety problems. It must absolutely be a disaster right now because they're like, oh my God, I was right, the world is ending, there's a mandatory lockdown in the entire country except Montana, it's weird that this is happening honestly and promoting, you know, it's as if there were so much. so many people at home, so many people at home, I mean, I look, I understand all the marketing and how it works, but you're like you know you're on these calls and they're telling us that making you special is not It's crazy that there's a pandemic, So what did they shoot him?

Yeah, what do they mean by Ball Hogs and why do they have all those girls on Pornhub saying Ball Hog? Yeah, did they get those girls to say that? Are they already saying Ball? You're already saying it, you talk about my stories, yes, yes, they were already there, that's where I got the title, aha. I was on the road, it was Jay and my D, well, and I saw a nice lady doing some really extensive stuff. - this guy has balls, and I thought: I wonder if there's a whole subgenre dedicated to this, you know, so I wrote it and they told me you might enjoy ball hogs in that feature.

These ladies showed up and they go and me. they have a ball hog so yeah they all do it and they really work with guys balls like hardcore really bad so in the special at one point I just reference that movie but I just tell the people that their mothers are ball hogs and then and then I think you're really good, by the way, picking titles, I think it's one of the hardest things, you know, you're like you're doing your editing and you just want your show to be together, so let's call it not live from here, it's just the worst, but yeah, you've had good ones, but anyway I was going back and forth with different titles and they actually suggested Josh, my manager, who was like, oh , and I smiled from ear to ear and it was like yeah, at that time what was the name of your tour, turn it down, oh yeah, you can't call it, turn it down, you can't call it, turn it down, no, I mean, you could, but no, no, You can't, better than the Hogs, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, so it's funny when you call it spin one way and then you call the special. I know, and people said you should call "Turn It Down." I say, yes, but they don't want it to be called "Bájalo". they don't Netflix it's not like friend, it would be great if you called this, take it down, perfect, yeah, yeah, and then it has that other meaning: yeah, sharing selfish, yeah, yeah, a couple of layers, yeah, name it and then, but. Dungey on that feeling: When it's over, it's like I just need a couple more months, always, man, so we filmed in Austin City Limits, a fantastic, beautiful, incredible location, the next day.

I had to change locations because also we would have filmed the next day. The next day we had to stay in Austin and we did two more shows at the Paramount, so if we had the chance I would have just stayed and done them because you guys started doing them. I love the show. Yes, I would have. I would have done it. They just didn't have the place. We can't, we can't do it, so they only did one night, two shows when I. 2 shows and the next night they changed yeah but the next night you feel even looser that's what I was saying yeah I forgot my train of thought the next and you have the relief that I filmed it and then I like this joke taking it here.

Well, mm-hmm, I wish there was a way to force you to do that, yeah, well the way you can do that is by doing four shows, yeah, that changed everything for me when I started doing four shows, maybe all the shows are like a show, mm. -hmm and like when I did a lot in Boston when I did weird moments at the first few shows where most of this came from. I only had a couple of bits that I didn't do before that I had to intersperse in there, but most of the set was from the first show because I was so relaxed the next night that I added a line to one of those jokes about setting the table, yeah, and it just crushed so hard that ITEC I took it out as a special, I took the joke, I go, I got it, I have to keep this joke.

I thought it was out so I could use it again, well, it's good that you can do that, yeah, that's good. I cut it out so it torments me, it makes you hate yourself, you almost should. record twice record and then record again in four months I know it would change everything, right, yeah, record again in a month, one month, almost enough time, yeah, film and then film again and watch that in the middle like if it were something like that. gangster, you're going to pay double money for double taping, especially today with all this quarantine money, oh my god, if Netflix paid you, perv, you're getting paid right now, son, no, and then what's going to happen is that I will go to negotiate next time.

They'll be like these views are like that's not real, it was the quarantine because you're a corona comedian, yeah, they're strangling the internet now, yeah, because there are so many people online, that's what really worries them about the city from New York. because New York City hasn't even peaked, but they think the peak will be two or three weeks from now mm-hmm, so the cases that you're experiencing now haven't even peaked, so in two or three weeks there will be even more people. at home taxing the structure of you know all the services, whether it's electricity, whether it's internet, everything, all the underlying things that you use, you take them for granted because they never max out the capacity right now, never well, that's with fun with cellphones. every time there's an emergency and you can't make a phone call because everyone is on their phone, yeah, and then you realize what you're selling, you're selling phones where everyone can use the phone, but not everyone can use it at the same time. time. you're planning the whole way your structure is set up, it's only set up for a certain number of people to use it at the same time, even though you sold 300 million cell phones, yeah, I can't really use them all at once.

It's busy right now in a structure it sucks, yeah that's true, that's true, they sell a half-assed infrastructure, yeah, yeah, and you don't realize until something like this happens like, oh, this, there's no room for all of us, yes, well, the last apocalypse. You and I

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d we went to a nice hotel that was right during the fire when we stayed in the same hotel no, let's go together, I'll go with you wherever you want to go, we have to go somewhere in Colorado, get a ranch, Colorado, be cool. What about someone really hot, hot, hot, is it that bad?

I think so, Arizona. I have to do it. They told me that I know there is a theory to it, but then viruses thrive more in cold environments. Hmm, I don't know if it's a fact. Hmm. The virus only needs hosts, how about Fiji? Yeah, I mean, yeah, but then they steal your money. What do you mean go to some weird, crazy foreign government? You can't keep your money there. There is no corona or Papua New Guinea at the moment. You don't believe it because they're all eating brains, man, they're eating cannibals, they were telling me one of the guys told me he had one when he was in Australia like a month or two months ago. working there on some construction and he says, don't leave the area they tell you because you know things get crazy and lawless if you venture out with someone you know, would you please get up?

Nobody will ever know. Have you ever heard semen? Warriors. from Papua New Guinea mm-hmm prepare yourself for this story there is a tribe where when the children are small they take them out of the tribe and teach them that in order for them to grow fully they must ingest semen anally and through the mouth and So, these boys make These guys suck cock all their lives until they grow, you know, full size and then they turn around and do that, guys, someone else, yeah, the Papua New Guinea cum warriors watch the cum come, yeah, and they have these names like anal father and anal son and yes, it's in the way they refer to them, it is like that, but it's like some pedophile started at one point, this sounds like in order for you to grow up you had to suck me and So I want to be big and strong, I'm going to grow, yes, literally, there is an entire tribe that operates under that principle, and people have visited them.

I think they are cannibals too. There's a lot of cannibalism down there. a nice tape the day you know what it's called Crutchfield disease Jakob the same as mad cow definitely two strokes is a prion disease the same prions are it's a type of encephalitis I think it's a type of encephalopathy it's a phenomenon it's not like a virus and it's not bacterial, it's in its own category, but it's a disease that affects cannibals and the way they got their cows is and I might be if you're a biologist. I'm so sorry, I'm this. up I know, the cows got it from serving cow brains to the cows, so mad cow disease the origin of that was that they ground up these cows and the parts that they didn't use and fed them to the cows because it's protein, well, you would give them these cows as a cannibal disease that also exists in Papua New Guinea in these cannibals those cannibals contract this disease and these prions can survive thousands of degrees of temperature because they have done experiments with people, human beings who had the mad cow disease and instruments.

They used to operate on them, they put them through these sterilization cycles three times and the prions are still alive. Yes, yes, they are literally almost impossible to kill and there is a version making its way into deer populations right now. It's called chronic wasting disease. Chronic wasting disease is also a prion disease and hasn't made the leap yet. Does that mean here to spy? That's whether deer eat deer or not, they don't know what caused that prion disease, but it is a prion disease. They don't think it's necessarily deer eating deer which was the tribe that was in the news like I mean in the last 12 16 months where they have no contact, you know what I said, North Sentinel Island, yeah, yeah, that's the one. the one I have. a little bit about that, you seem a little bit no and this is like the guy who was like, I'm here, yeah, unless you put them up and then the Indian is the Indian government like we didn't do it with yeah, the Indian Ocean, yeah.

Yeah". Yes, there are some places like that where there are real uncontacted tribes and another is that there are still a couple of them in the Amazon and the problem with those in the Amazon is that these people have land and they try to protect it because you know that the land is valuable . Yes, so they know people from these mining or oil companies, they will come in and kill these people. Yes, because I like you, we are taking your lands. This is a real problem with that in the Amazon without going to the Sassanids. What is Sentinel?

Try it What is the name of North Sentinel Island? North Sentinel yes, in the middle of the Indian Ocean, direct descendants of people who left Africa 60,000 years ago, holy, yes, yes, that is one of the least contacted places, but everyone has been contacted. They've all been lightly contacted at least historically, but that one is particularly strange. I don't think they are cannibals, but they could be, but the New Guineans are. Yes, Google Papua New Guinea warrior sailors. That will be what I read about tonight. Yes all. Well, Ball Hog, it's on Netflix right now, go check it out, it's amazing, I didn't watch the special, but I definitely saw you slay that stuff, thanks man, it was great seeing you, thanks for having me man, it's a pleasure, My brother, let's always get through this. together you have to move together, let's look for places, we have a place downstairs friend, it's okay, I like to get out of here.

I'll do it if we have a place and we just find a cool place, we can get a lot of cool things. that people move there with us and then you know maybe Burr could fly us, you know, helicopter, okay, welcome, fly, airplanes, yeah, someone, little, uh, little Duval, Lil Duval, he flies airplanes, He does it, he has two airplanes, little Duval flies airplanes, guys, I love this. that guy on his Instagram, Lil Duval's area D bramble, he has one of the best Instagram accounts on planet Earth and he updates it all day, it's like all he does is talk on Instagram, he's so funny, okay , Baha, go see it, why even listen?

By now you should be looking at the ball carefully. Thanks, bye everyone, bye, thanks man.