Ep. 48 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bobby Lee

She came back to me and she said, "Oh my God," and I said, "Oh, I don't want it, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's that red hair and she's like a little bit and I said she cut it off." . You don't give a newborn a hair and I'm like, I don't want it like that oh really, yeah, yeah, so we cut our hair right there, right, yeah, yeah, yeah, I said I'm not going to take that oh wow, yes, yes. you can't do that with andy andy oh, he loves it when you call him andy by the way andy santino yeah, yeah, yeah, but now everybody knows, yeah, so everybody knows, yeah, call him, call him, Andy, love it, yeah, and do something about it. that rage, yeah, have you ever seen him fight or hit someone or something?

Oh, he's been, he's thrown things at me, he's yelled at me, yeah, and for you it feels like that, but I think I deserved it well, yeah, what were you doing? Give me one of your fight stories I'll antagonize him, what are you doing, why call him Angie? Yes, he just hates that and will throw something at you. Oh, there are a couple of things I can't say on this podcast. Yes, there are a couple of things that I will tell you off screen, okay, but I know a couple of things that if I say it, he will literally stab me for sharing it, no, if I say it directly to his face, if there are a couple of things I might stare in his face and say it right and do something and he'll snap, let me see if, uh, give me the glasses real quick, yeah, I just want to see, let the audience vote if I should get something like this, I think which looked great.

I mean, these feel good, yes, you look great, you have them in Maui, yes, but you can get anywhere, not that expensive, they are not for you, no, I mean, that's great flexibility, the Dude has Gucci and okay, now it's 125. It's like I gotta get out of this, it's not like it's just you know when I'm a man of my word, okay, and if you're a man of your word, you said 120. You ready to rap, yes. so thanks for having me, okay, okay, I really appreciate it. Can I do it again sometime? Oh, anytime and any time, like once a month, every other month, for the rest of the month, if you ever want to invite me on your podcast, no pressure, no, no. pressure not impressions we've done it I have my glasses it's a gift gift I don't appreciate the gift give me oh wait send me a meal send me a meal okay and I'll give you your glasses okay that was too fast what was the right thing to do?

What surprised you? I can't tell you to take my glasses. Peter Luger. Send me as a porter. I need to go out. I'm going to go. I need to go. I need to go. Well, just so you know. Bobby Lee. Oh yeah. Check me out Bobby Lee Live Tiger Belly Tiger Belly and Bad Friends on the podcast Bobby Live is the website Bobby Lee Live is my Twitter, my website and I also note that this show was the last time you heard it say the r word or the nth word, he'll never do it again, he said, I never said the nth word, you said it earlier today, I said the nth word, oh, you said it, no, I didn't and I said the other one, I said that one was the last time I'm going to say it, yeah, yeah, yeah, so you don't hear it again, but you can repeat them and make videos of him saying them and enjoy it more in the future.

Thanks Bobby, I love you, thanks for coming, buddy, Tom Tom and Bert. one goes topless while the other wears a shirt Tom tells stories reverses the machine there is no chance of them keeping it clean this is what we call two

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