Tom Segura | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #450

from here. God bless you. God bless you. man, just go ahead, get in the car and come home safely, man he feels good right now, that's so good. Lee syat it's like I take

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, come home safely, buddy, oh my god, how come there's no call to a social helpline? I also tell you something because I love Joey Diaz, but he was actually like a virus to that man, do you know what happened to Lee since the party? He lost 150 pounds, that's not an exaggeration, 150 pounds, he's free of Joey, like he just did it. like bloomed, look at him, oh my god, dude, he looks, oh yeah, he looks good, he looks exactly like the guy we just saw in the last video, dude, uh, holy, look at him, congrats to Lee, yeah, Joe, even like you're not doing well enough, Lee.

You need another couple of 2000 milligrams, buddy, at least remember they were wearing floaties. I've never seen someone so tall and here's the thing. Lee couldn't say anything, so he was like, "Yeah," I said, "Are you all there?" right, he's like he could let him forget to click, he just sat there snoring, sitting like he was snoring in his seat and then Joey says, look at

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idiot, he says, you know what he does all day, look Sports Center, I listen to your phone. He's going to put them together. I'm like you're paralyzing this man. SportsCenter is all you can handle.

He is working in a house rental company. He is doing well. Wow, yeah, there should be a documentary made about Joey and Lee someday. together again in the park by a lake is this of them recently which could be an old photo looked nothing like those two who were like uh who was a better name a better comedy how is this although this is this is how the um the guy on the left, Lee gets locked up in prison with the veteran, you know, the guy that's been locked up, that's what the relationship was like, that's what you gon' do, okay, you stay away from the blacks, You mind your business, you shower when I shower and you like it and then you eat this, yeah, like in another dimension, yeah bro, 84 ounces of Alfredo to melt your brain. unreal, it would melt his brain.

What was the moment? One of my favorite moments when I got there. Look at that pillow someone made. Have you made it? Have you seen that one? Have you seen the one about uh um where Lee is us like he falls asleep alone on the show yeah I think it's like he's working and then he says and he comes. and he's like, oh, it's just, it's, I've seen it, he's so high, so good, that he falls asleep and he wakes up and he's like, I don't even know what's going on, man, I don't know if he's streaming or something like that.

Twitch, I don't know what, but it's on YouTube and it's so amazing, it's like Lee, the best time I walked in and there was a squeak in the headphones when I walked in, yeah, I was like Lee, there's some feedback or something at the end, two hours and a half later, this Lee was like this, he was the screech, yeah, and we had come full circle, yeah, he kicked that mule, look, look, look and listen, listen to the audio that's streaming right now. Oh damn, understand. Get out of your mind buddy that's a good place and that's only if Joey's really close to you this happens to you oh yeah well he drugged me yeah he cheated on me and he's done it a couple times, but the worst was when I was in Miami and he told me he was taking a 10. and he just ruined two days of my life, like two days of my life and I mean, I was like, I mean, I was crying and, oh yeah, I was on a flight with him, oh, and he said, oh, you need, you need, you need a baby Xanax right now, before it comes out.

I think I don't think this is foreign and I'm leaving, friend, and when I finally recovered. I called her, I was like, what a guy, he's like, you needed it, I go, I needed what you needed, a reset and I'm like, why did I need one, he's like, it's good for you, I saw what was going on, like that, this kind of thing, always like this. what was going on he said don't you know you were understanding you know a little bit okay now you're ready to go I'm like ready to go where am I going? yeah I'm in a gray house yeah man I'm it was good he said no no no I made you it was fun I'm going for who he is dude he's the best salesman bro yeah he just says like that little things and he says it with his little phrase, it was great, yes, yes, and you.

You're like that, yeah, I love you, dude, yeah, and you're like that, yeah, you cut vinegar and carrots again, you're like, are you talking about man, what's up with that? Owen Benjamin, these all lost their minds, huh, she'll say. like that and then it just disappears, dude, upset on a real friend, see if that doesn't work, I don't know what it does, eh, Tom Segura, thanks for hanging out with us, yeah, that was a lot of fun, man. Yeah, same here buddy, I'd love to come back with two bears at some point let's do it, let's do it right, thanks a lot man, okay buddy, no thanks, I'm just floating in the breeze.