Jimmy Carr: Comedian - Extended & Uncut

Are you missing out on anything? It's just a small town it's a small town yes of course I'm fine near Bourma near Bourma yes that's right you're the mayor you're in charge of tourist information yes yes what's going on nothing in near Bournemouth I think it would be a great slogan for a city ​​how old are you? I'm 18 now you're 18 now I like that I like the idea of ​​saying now how old are you? 17 no no now I was it was years ago but I remember I was definitely 17 not 17 now are you two together? I'm fixing myself, you were a little wrong, who has gone further?

Burnley Burnley, I'm fine, Burnley, right, it's also yeah, no, no, no, sorry for people watching in Second Life, we're in London's trendy West End. um so B so what do you do on Burn off? You are unemployed long term. I work in Preston. Actually, you work in Preston. What are you doing in the steel industry in the 1870s? What are you doing? Do you work from F? You work for a plant. High. company, a plant rental company, right, I guess not, there aren't many men like me who come to hire plants, it's mainly proper men with tattoos and all that, people who don't drink diet coke have to watch their figure .

I have to put on a leotard, well, a lot of people end concerts with a big finale, you know, and they save the funniest things for the end and it's brilliant and it's great, well done, so nothing at all. Any real interest, uh, I normally thank people for money, but obviously this has been a free gig, so, frankly, what was the point of that? I think that person, Love, is planning to take over the world. Can we, um, can we shoot him? Can I shoot him please? Do you want that gun? I would like to shoot the drug addict.

Yes, do I have to do something? Presumably not. I'm not. It seems I'm not connected. I'm sorry, when you did the Avatar, did you do it with him? He looks a lot more like him than him. Yo, Jimmy, what's up? Now it's a weapon. Firearms can be dangerous. Sometimes just holding a gun can make your torso fall off. Sorry, that gun, that gun actually has testicles. Well that's it. Thanks very much buddy. for coming especially the people you know traveled long distances the people who traveled less than 20 miles I wish you had not come but the people God bless you for that a whole ram chained the fair but rather I enjoyed it thank you very much indeed