How to Clean Your Gamer Gear -- h3h3 reaction video

Game Assasins out there: Do you think I looked so cool when I was born? No, I looked just like you. I lost to rookies every day. That was until I discovered Gamer Gear. That made my style perfect, so I will never lose to rookies again. Gamer Gear glasses... help you see the game and look cooler than ever. And our favorite iron product: Gamer Water. Dude, fuck yeah, man. The water is full of energy. SHIT, dude, I can't see, I can't even see through this thing, dude. Michelle Obama: Wow, Ethan, nice moves! Keep it up, I'm proud of you.

Gamer guys! And friends, when it comes to keeping

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gaming tools in top condition, that's how gaming people talk! I'll tell you. I hear people use that word all the time. "Friends! How are my boys? Friends. How are you my friend? Hello, I'm talking to you. How are you friend? Do you like it when I call you that? You like it right? Because it means that I respect you as a woman. You're not a guy. You are

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own kind, a type. And yes, I've never had sex, but I hope that by calling you dudette... Dudettes. ...increases my chances, even if only by 1%.

OK? Because if it increases by 1%, or even 0.1%, it means there is a chance. Tell me, Hila, my friend, is there any chance? SHIT! You confused me. You were laughing when I called you a guy. Fuck you, Hila. You confused me. When it comes to keeping your gaming tools in excellent condition, oh what do people do! I'll tell you. Real! Many of you game killers... What was that edition? REAL! I'll tell you. Real! A lot of you game killers... You think "wow, this guy is a genius at humor, we have to include this even though it doesn't really fit." Do you know what would fit perfectly between these two scenes?

A reality!" Real! E-e-e-e-e-e-really! Real! Um... "Oh, what people do!" REAL! E-e-e-e- Really! Oh, what people do. You I'll say it. Real! A lot of you game killers look like "game killers", what the fuck. I almost vomited, dude. You're probably SICK! trying to make us believe that you need some kind of product to become a game killer, but we've all known for years that the power of a game killer comes from a bowl haircut. I've been a game killer for. years. So you're going to tell me how to be a game killer? Hila, get the bowl, Hila.

I'll show these guys how it's done. So how should I do it? .Would you mind turning this off? First... what? Do I have to leave something? No! They never take my glasses off, man, I'm a real

gamer

. Okay, then let's get started. This... the beauty of the bowl style, Hila, is that it's so simple. You put the bowl on your head, you cut. That's all you have to do and then you will have the power of millions of players within you. Court! Friend, I feel my strength growing! Is this a... WAIT, STAY, STOP, STOP. Turn it off.

Is it a player's bell? Hello? MMM? What the fuck is this? Is this a bowl haircut? Or a hairstyle with broccoli? Because I don't feel like a game killer. Apparently a fucking bowl doesn't work on my hair. I'm not a game killer, I'm a broccoli killer. Newbies with a haircut like that will totally screw me over, Hila. Thanks a lot buddy, you guys... Watch "The Broccoli Killer" here, guys. Fuck me, friend. Many of you game assassins seem to think that skill alone can lead you to victory. As you progress from level to life, from room to room, from world to world.

With little or no effort. Ohhh, planet explorers. This guy PERFECTLY represents the player. This guy isn't just an actor who was greeted in a conference room by a group of 50-year-old marketers who have never played

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games. THEY know it, HE knows it and I know I'm going to buy this product. Do you want to hear a secret? Yes, Ja? You want that? You want that? You'll never get there if your tools are completely covered in gaming grime... ...dust, sauce, greasy, sticky, slimy gaming debris! Oh, isn't your keyboard completely covered in sauce and covered in grease?

Oh! Well, then you're not a real

gamer

. You'll never get there if your tools are completely covered in gaming grime... ...dust, sauce, greasy, sticky, slimy gaming debris! I am a true gallery. It is a fact! Comic Sans Warning! We have a red alert phase to warn Comic Sans guests / It's a fact! You can't do it dirty. You have to do it correctly. And this is how! These things, here... here? These things? This is the good thing! The right thing! The Dust Off stuff! The only thing you should use to

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your gaming tools. This spray is the best spray!

You can't find a spray like this anywhere. And did you know that gamer spray costs twice as much as normal spray? And honestly, it's worth EVERY penny. And that's how you use Gamer Gunk...Cleaner Gin-ger... ...to

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junk from your games! And THAT, ladies and gentlemen, is what the power of gengin... ...Gamer Duster spray can do to clean your gaming tools. To become the ultimate assassin in the game. Thanks gunk...Dust-Off Gamer Gear, my house has never been cleaner thanks to your cleaning product. Thanks, Dust-Off, my house has never been so clean. My gaming tools have never been cleaner thanks to Dust-Off.

Let's start cleaning. Now, the keyboard. Hold it from the side, as if playing an accordion. Do you like to pick up an accordion? What kind of comparison is that? Who can recognize themselves in that, friend? "Just get out your accordion, like everyone still does, everyone's familiar with that." It is this? Is this what it is? Is this all it takes to play the accordion? Hmm. I'll have to try it, buddy. ...plays the accordion. Grab the Dust-Off Gaming Gear Spray from your gaming kit and hold the can upright, spray briefly each time and work your way down, working around the nooks and crannies.

Oh, wow! Look at all that dirt coming out. How is that...? I don't understand, how is that better than just doing it like this... "Okay, you just saved 20 bucks." As a player, you must feel a little offended by how stupid they think we are. Oh, wow! Look at all that dirt coming out! There must have been a whole bowl of cereal in there. And enough skin particles to clone me. Ugh..."please don't clone yourself"...ugh...one like you is already embarrassing enough, three is too many buddy... ...I have to squint to see this, buddy. Look, if you keep cloning yourself, man, I'm going to have to close this

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Real! E-e-e-e-e-eight! Real! When you're done spraying, scrub small areas. And then you take this Dust-Off Gaming Gear cloth and rub it over the top, front, back, and sides to KILL all the nasty germs! Then you use a baby wipe, wipe the top of the keyboard, and then wipe your butt with it because it's a fucking baby wipe. It's just a baby wipe that's $5 for a baby wipe. KILL THEM ALL! FINISH HIM. Real! E-e-e-e-e-eight! Real! Then we continue with the screen. For this step we have specially developed a Dust-Off screen spray and a Dust chamois film. And let me tell you, it's not a paper towel or window spray.

It certainly isn't! Wow, you can clearly see that these people are feeling pretty insecure about their product. "It's NOT a household cleaning product, guys! That's ten times the price, guys! IT'S NOT! Please believe me! We need to sell a bunch or we'll get fired! Clean it like this and you'll be good to go" . Ready. Oh, and you can also spray the acrylic parts, it will be so beautiful. Mom would be very proud. Wow, this guy really uses every excuse to dress up as a woman. All! It's not even a joke. He's just dressed like a woman. "Mom would be so proud." And I'll tell you that you're doing it right.

You look well. Now... FOR THE SCARY PART The COMPUTER definitely needs to get a note from Mr. Security. Make sure the entire computer is turned off. Not in sleep mode, but completely U-I-T. We use this specially developed Dust-Off cleaning disc, open the slide, slide it in and follow the audio instructions. If you listen closely, you can hear the player giggling. He is very happy that they cleaned it. If you listen closely, you can hear the player giggling. He is very happy that they cleaned it. If you listen closely, you can hear the player giggling. He is very happy that they cleaned it.

He is very happy that they cleaned it. Real! E-e-e-e-really! He is very happy that they cleaned it. If you listen closely, you can hear the player giggling. He is very happy that they cleaned it. That's all ladies and terminators. Subtitles by Lisa Kiburg.