Indiegogo Excrement - $2000 SJW Laptop
greetings and salutations everybody and welcome back to another episode of indie go-go
excrementtoday that piece of
excrementwe're gonna take a look at is called yeah yeah desperate need of a new
laptopyeah that's how a nerd purrs I did it once cuz I had a particular consistency and amount of phlegm where it needed to be never again desperate need of a new
laptopfor two thousand dollars get out of here my name is Erica I'm a poor queer disabled trans woman and have been screwed over related systems of oppression yes I've been oppressed for the following reasons not because I'm a it couldn't possibly be because I have a shitty work ethic couldn't be anything that's that's related to my attitude in the way I conduct myself it has to be all the things all the things about me that everyone else hates they hate that I'm trans they hate that I'm queer that I'm disabled nothing but discrimination from the lot of you the entire United States of America hate me for my transness oh man or maybe it's because you're a in this information age of
laptopis required for working and thus to maintain financial stability now aside from that being a really shitty sentence I completely disagree with the premise that you need a
laptopto have a job I think I think most jobs are low-skilled jobs and they don't require a phone let alone a
laptopshow up to work do your job pretty pretty simple and to further illustrate my...
point I've written a poem Erica is a big fan of poems and I figured you guys would be a fan of a poem that I wrote so I'm going to recite the poem now it it's short but short but sweet you don't need a
laptopto work in Mickey D's and you don't need a
laptopto groom a Maltese you don't need a
laptopto work on the pier you might need a
laptopto beg for money online and say you're a queer you might also need a
laptopto collect the government dole but after all you don't need a
laptopto work that stripper pole like favorite comment subscribe number one youtuber yeah baby remember share it remember Facebook Twitter YouTube dot-com /id UPS TV that was a facade now does my hair look better this way like that it's golden it's golden brown right now I like it golden brown I'd like to see this campaign reach two thousand dollars so I can get a new
laptopthat won't break anytime soon audio equipment so I can record my poetry and maybe even a podcast money required for printing poetry chat books I can sell money I can use to pay credit card debt credit card debt holy you know it started off as a
laptopa two thousand dollar
laptopyeah you need two thousand dollar
laptopand maybe some podcasting equipment yeah just a little bit of podcasting equipment oh wow also I need to print some chat books whatever the chat book is doesn't really matter no one's gonna buy it no one's gonna buy no was a listen to the podcast and...
and what what is that about credit card debt credit card debt you're really asking people to pay down your credit card debt holy let me guess let me guess you got credit card debt because of all the transmisogyny around you right you got credit card debt because of all the ableism and in the homophobe ISM everywhere right it's rampant no I know I know I know I'm a gay it's rampant I I pasted a nearly every day you should see my comments section it's riddled with homophobic slurs and ableist slurs i yeah we're on the same page babe these reward tears are gonna make you want to kill yourself we got the $1 tier called the selfie I will send you a selfie of my cool self you got the goofy selfie want me to do some goofy in a photo make a request of what you want and I'll do it within limits within your cisgender limits you misogynist for nine dollars you can get a goofy selfie with a thanks and for one thousand nine hundred and ninety nine dollars a dollar short of her funding goal you can come on down to sunny San Diego and spend an entire day with her you do just about anything you want as long as it's within reason you can't do any of that heteronormative Nona hetero centric all right I don't want to see any any ablest propaganda when you show up to the date or whatever the you can even call it you can't call it a date either because that's probably too hetero centric let's just go with a gender-neutral engagement where your...
engagement see that's a problem because man and woman and gays and other gays get engaged and that's that's an issue right I really got to watch my verbage here I might okay let's start splitting some hairs okay you can't you can't be poisonous number one number two you can't be venomous you can't have any toxins in your bloodstream and I'm not talking about the normal toxins like nicotine and aspartame I'm talking about the real toxins like like like trans and misogyny and and some other ones some ablest there you go that's it's what you gonna be doing as someone who suffers from major chronic pain that limits my focus when it comes in addition to depression anxiety and PTSD another shitty sentence of course like we're bound to run into them again and again and again but I think the biggest issue here is a major chronic pain no no no no telling what that is I just got a major chronic pain in any Kickstarter project just say oh by the way guys just so you feel a little bit more bad for me I got pain I got pain chronic pain what type of pain pain of the chronic variety well uh like does is does your back hurt cuz I got some friends with some hurt backs yeah they're not going around asking for free internet money you goddamn I could talk at length about every shitty aspect this IndieGoGo project because I truly feel like every single aspect of it is just top to bottom shitty but I think the most important aspect is this...
$1,300 number it's actually gotten flexible funding of $1,300 so she's gonna get that money and the only reason that I think people are funding this is they're doing it out of pity you know you read the project every it's just like oh they can't they can't read they can't write and you know they they're they're a victim they've they've stated it 40 different ways that their victim not only do they have PTSD depression social anxiety anxiety you know two noses twin dicks and in a choke drone another ear not only do they have all of that but they they are also queer gauged in transsexual so to me I think the only logical thing is you know who gives a about about the goofy selfie with a thanks you none of these people are donating money are doing it out of oh I can't wait to get that selfie they're doing out of oh I pity this person let me donate some money so this is what I'm suggesting people I'm said I'm suggesting a sort of like a social media site slash crowdfunding website where everyone who feels like the world is stacked on top of them they could go on that website and make their pitch make their pitch heard so so you see someone like this and then they're pitted up against someone who's got fifth and sixth-degree burns and you know the only part of their body that's remaining is their torso and half their head you see that person to come up and they're like well my life is pretty good you...
know I can't complain but it could be a little bit better because I you know sometimes it's harder to reach because I have no arms I have no arms and then you see that and they're like you're like you're gonna little choked up oh you okay I could I could donate some money to this person and then like the next person comes up and it's and is this one I need money for my
laptopcuz I'm being oppressed oh no no thank you you clown so I think it would be great you'll be like hung games of victimhood alright guys that is going to do it for me today this has been IndieGoGo extra men taking a look at
laptopbegging 101 and also podcast and also credit card debt thank you so much for watching remember Facebook Twitter YouTube back on slash shadows TV and remember tune in next time when I pillage a pork loin like take a vacation to fortify our town and they're gonna take some touch back most of us can probably agree this a touch bag isn't anything special you know it's a bag you call it a clone if you want called a scam whatever you want to call it it's but I think the real crux of the matter is why the do you need so much waterproofing the phones people this is the idubbbz ASMR video where I'm going to soothe your soul with a couple of sweet tunes number one tune is gonna be a sweet tune brought to you by Sandy Cheeks singing away is Sandy Cheeks when I was back in Texas the oceans no place for a squirrel wish I was in Texas...
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