Indiegogo Excrement - $2000 SJW Laptop

Greetings and greetings everyone and welcome back to another episode of indie go-go

excrement

today. That piece of

excrement

we're going to look at is called yes, yes, desperate need for a new

laptop

, yes, that's how a nerd purrs. I did it once because it had a particular consistency and an amount of phlegm that never needed to be desperate again. I need a new

laptop

. A new laptop for two thousand dollars. Get out of here. My name is Erica. I'm a poor disabled queer trans woman and I've been screwed. about related systems of oppression yes I have been oppressed for the following reasons not because it is a it can't be because I have a shitty work ethic it couldn't be anything that is related to my attitude in the way I conduct myself it has to be all the things about me that everyone else hates, hate that I'm trans, hate that I'm queer, that I'm disabled, nothing but discrimination from all of you, the entire United States of America.

Hate me for my transness, oh man, or maybe it's because you're in this information age, a laptop is required to work and therefore to maintain financial stability now, other than that's a really shitty phrase . I don't completely disagree with the premise that you need a laptop to have a job I think most jobs are low skilled jobs and don't require a phone let alone a laptop, show up for work, do your job Quite simple and, to better illustrate my point, I have written a poem. Erica is a big poem fan and I thought you guys would be fans of a poem I wrote, so I'm going to recite it now.

It's short, but short, but cute. They don't need a laptop to work on Mickey. D's and you don't need a laptop to groom a Maltese, you don't need a laptop to work on the dock, you might need a laptop to ask for money online and say you're a sissy, you might need a laptop too to collect the government subsidy, but after all, you don't need a laptop to work on that stripper pole like comment favorite subscribe to the number one youtuber, yes honey, remember to share, remember Facebook Twitter YouTube dot-com /id UPS TV that was a facade now my hair looks better like this it's golden it's golden brown right now I like golden brown I would like this campaign to reach two thousand dollars so I can get a new laptop that won't break in the short term team audio so I can record my poetry and maybe even a podcast money needed to print poetry chat books I can sell money I can use to pay off credit card debt credit card debt, holy, you know, it started out as a laptop , a two thousand dollar laptop, yes you need a two thousand dollar laptop and maybe some podcasting equipment yes, just some podcasting equipment oh wow, I also need to print out some chat books, whatever be it the chat book, it doesn't really matter, no one will buy it, no one will buy it, it wasn't listening to the podcast and What's this about credit card debt?

Credit card debt. You're really asking people to pay off your credit card debt. Holy shit, let me guess, let me guess, you have credit card debt because of all the transmisogyny around you. of all the ableism and in the homophobic ISM everywhere, right, it's rampant, no, I know, I know, I know I'm gay, it's rampant. I hit a almost every day, you should see my comments section. It is riddled with homophobic slurs and ableist slurs. If we. We're on the same page honey, these tears of reward will make you want to kill yourself. We have the $1 tier called selfie.

I'll send you a selfie of my cool self. You have the silly selfie. I want him to do something silly in a photo. make a request for anything you want and I will do it within the limits within your limits cisgender, misogynist, for nine dollars you can get a silly selfie with a thank you and for nineteen ninety-nine dollars, one dollar less than your funding goal . You can come to sunny San Diego and spend a whole day with her. You do almost anything you want, as long as it's within reason. You can't do anything about that heteronormative thing.

Nona, heterocentric. Okay, I don't want to see. any more ableist propaganda when you show up for the date or whatever you can call it, you can't call it a date either because it's probably too heterocentric, let's go with a gender neutral commitment where your commitment sees that that's a problem. because men and women and gays and other gays commit and that's a problem, right, I really have to watch my verbiage here. Maybe that's okay, let's start splitting some hairs. Okay, you can't, you can't be poisonous, number one, number two, you can. It's not poisonous, it can't have toxins in its bloodstream and I'm not talking about the normal toxins like nicotine and aspartame, I'm talking about the real toxins like trans and misogyny and some others, some of the more capable ones.

See, that's what you're going to do as someone who suffers from major chronic pain that limits my concentration when it comes to, as well as depression, anxiety, and PTSD, another shitty line of course, like we're going to run into them over and over again. but I think the biggest problem here is major chronic pain, no, no, no, no, I don't know what it is. I just went through major chronic pain on any Kickstarter project, just say, by the way, guys, so you feel a little more bad for me. I have pain I have pain chronic pain what kind of pain pain of the chronic variety well, uh, does your back hurt?

Because I have some friends with some bad backs. Yes, they don't go around asking for free money from the Internet. Damn, I could. I talked at length about every shitty aspect of this IndieGoGo project because I really feel like every aspect of it is shit from top to bottom, but I think the most important aspect is this $1,300 figure. She actually got flexible financing of $1,300, so she's going to get that money. and the only reason I think people are funding this is because they're doing it out of pity, you know, you read the project every time, it's like, oh, they can't, they can't read, they can't write and you know they're a victim?

They've said it 40 different ways: Not only does their victim have PTSD, depression, social anxiety, anxiety, you know, two noses, twin cocks, and in a choke drone, another ear, not only do they have them all. of that, but they also have a queer measure in transsexual, so to me I think the only logical thing is that you know who cares about the stupid selfie with a thank you. None of these people are donating money. She's doing it because, oh, I can. Don't wait to take that selfie they're taking. Oh, shame this person let me donate some money, so this is what I'm suggesting.

I'm told I'm suggesting some kind of social media site that reduces crowdfunding. website where everyone who feels like the world is on top of them, they could go to that website and have their speech heard, so you see someone like that and then they go up against someone who is fifth and sixth. degree burns and you know the only part of his body left is his torso and half of his head, you see that person walk up and say, well, my life is pretty good, you know, I can't complain, but it could be a little bit better because you know sometimes it's harder to reach because I don't have arms I don't have arms and then you see that and they're like you're going to choke a little bit oh okay I could donate. some money for this person and then the next person shows up and it's and it's this one.

I need money for my laptop because I'm being oppressed oh no no thanks clown so I think that would be cool you would say victimhood hung games okay guys that's going to do it for me today this has been IndieGoGo extra men casting a look at laptop begging 101 and also podcast and also credit card debt. Thanks so much for looking. Remember Facebook Twitter YouTube again in slash shadows. TV and remember, tune in next time when I loot a pork loin, like I'll take a vacation to fortify our city and they'll take away a touch. Most of us can probably agree that a touch bag is nothing special.

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