Indiegogo Excrement - 5 Really Bad "Gaming" Projects

Hello everyone and welcome back to another episode of indie go-go

excrement

. Today we're going to take a look at five or six different

projects

. I couldn't

really

set my sights on a particular project because you know what it's like. You see a

really

shitty Kickstarter project and one of the reasons it's really shitty is because it has a paragraph that says I really want an Xbox 360. Can you help me? No, I can't help it, but what I can do is make fun of it. Of you, the first project we are going to analyze is called financing for a

gaming

cafe.

Now I would say there are two very major flaws in this project, the first of which will require a lot more money than £500 to open. setting up a

gaming

cafe, especially in the heart of York Shire. I don't know what the leasing rates are in York Shire but I'd imagine it's a little over £500, the second point you're not going to get any kind of Support to do a Kickstarter project for something as highly localized as a gaming cafe. If I'm a York Shire citizen and I see this, I might fund it, but if I'm all of America, I don't give. a fly over your shitty gaming cafe in York Shire sorry don't give me a project number two you have the right to help me get a gtx 980 and you've got your blurry image on there you're completely incompetent you really want want want one gtx 980. show me you can even handle the GTX 980 you peasant, you don't even know how to put up a proper image, you wouldn't even know how to change your settings to ultra, plus you're asking for 500 quid but it's flexible financing so it's like all the

projects

that we will see today.

I need flexible financing. I need to get this gtx 980. I need it but I would be fine with 50 quid. What do you mean you'll be fine with £50 why do you need money to get this gtx 980 right? what do you do with the 50 pounds? a pack of hits, whatever that is, I don't know what that is, it's a pack of hits, it's not like a drug, by donating it you are now helping my shitty life and blocking out all the messed up crack that has happened to me . Your really shitty life and everything bad that has happened to you, don't say anything if you don't look like that, don't say a word, you piece of shit, you're worthless, you're worthless, little girl, this is really interesting.

I don't understand a campaign to bring more games to PS Vita a campaign Do you work for Sony? Is this your job? Does Sony pay you to campaign for more games? And because? Because? I have no idea where they are. people are putting out the numbers, they're putting out Oh five hundred pounds to open a gaming cafe five hundred dollars to spread the word of Sony are you going to be a missionary? Are you going to go out and spread the word from door to door? a Mormon and heat, what is it, I don't know what a Mormon in heat is, the money from the campaign will be used to raise awareness and present ideas and possible solutions to Sony, okay, I don't know if this is a real problem to be addressed Sony faces but it's a problem Sony faces this is not a problem you face whoever you are Chris Chris this is not your problem okay you shouldn't make it your problem maybe maybe if you really know to someone at Sony and him your best friend maybe if your best friends with the CEO and you really need to, you know, bounce some ideas off each other maybe do that.

I have the feeling that you are not that close to the Sony executive. Two, she and Mac love each other more, okay. I doubt it I need GTA money I need GTA money I don't want it I need it okay okay no problem I have a couple of dollars I could give you little friend how much do you need 750 dollars oh you need someone to do it you can go Frigate, friend, do it yourself, look at a closet alone, it would be a better use of your time and energy than asking random strangers to feed your addiction to GTA online or whatever this next project is made by some kind of autistic. console peasant and wants, I think, to modify other people's X boxes.

I don't know, it's bad spelling. I can tell you that a lot of my clients complain that they keep getting suspended, but the new one will fix that xoxoxo Nick, I think. He had an extra Excel, but you understand, he likes hugs and kisses. I will receive one every day, so please donate and I will try to pay everyone who donates back. I really need this so please donate. He will pay everyone back for anything. he's doing, he's going to pay everything back to him, he's going to pay palette, no, he's going to do a reverse IndieGoGo, he's going to say here's an IndieGoGo, you all have to create individual IndieGoGo accounts and then I'll back all the accounts of you, how are you?

Okay guys, let's end with a good one because I think this one is intentionally funny because there are too many really good lines in here for it to not be intentionally bad, so let's go over it quickly, catch Sam. your skin Arino because you are scanned wrong, you are scammed, you are not good, you lose $50 cash to the scammer and we will not help you, please help us fight the scammer because you will lose strong players hunters, many small ah, they say. They give you nice things, but all they give you is unhappy. I really like this project.

I mean, it's really bad, it's really shit, but they have funny lines and I like funny lines. I'm a sucker, okay, everyone who's going to do it for this episode. from IndieGoGo extra men I hope you enjoyed watching as much as I enjoyed remembering Facebook and subscribe and like subscribe like the two good ones those are the good ones I feel a lot of energy, a lot of raw energy from this guy. it gets in my neck pumps it into my brain and activates serotonin remember to tune in next time when I kick it like Kristy because that's essentially what you have here, it's like, well, I double it, but you can't mix business and pleasure.

Of course you can't, no you can't, unless you're a prostitute. It's okay, you won't mix business and pleasure here. Okay, either you go there and talk to people, or you make stupid houses, and the second reason is. a bad idea or a useless idea is because there really is no reason kick it like Christie whoo I'm Christie I do yoga my name is Christie I like yoga and I like football that's why they say kick it like Christie that's me Christie and I like it To kick it, I like these are really ugly shoes, right? Yeah, the laces, the bus stop laces broke because I was doing a lot of funk and a lot of caving and they're wearing out because they weren't good laces, I guess. but I had a paracord I had an orange paracord, you know, paracord is good, they call it survival cord, well I don't know if that's why they called it umbilical cord because it's like a survival umbilical cord, a lot of people use it . tie knots tie slipknots tying bow knots tying the one that seems to say D tying that one is the one that is good a bowline knot is pronounced leaning towards the bow something like Jolene bowling bowling bowling mmm