eBeggars - GIVE ME MONEY - Ep.1

Hello everyone and welcome back to another episode of Kick Starter Cramped Slash Indiegogo Excrement. This is going to be kind of a mix of both because today we're going into the E Beggar studio and that means we're going to take a look at some amazing begging campaigns on both platforms. Let's get started. The first wonderful begging project comes to us from Kickstarter. Starting on YouTube and Twitch comma Entertainment. Now I'm here to promote what could possibly be the biggest YouTube channel it will ever be. called classy gentleman game why is it that every damn classless ungentlemanly person on the planet chooses naming schemes like classy gentleman games fancy gentleman monocle in AI games that's not who you are you can't run with a vertical camera in your room?

Constantly breathing into the microphone and saying mmm, this is classy, ​​gentlemen, playing with all of us now. I'm thinking movie technicians like videos of plant reactions. I want the whole spectrum, obviously, this is not a one-man job. I want to create a community selection. of that community, able and willing, no combatants, and then have them on my council, council of combatants, maybe you think you're a classy gentleman because you used words like combatants when you shouldn't, yes, they're going to be combats, they're going to be fighting for position. You're going to make people fight to the death.

Lloyd's,

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me one and I travel about 139 miles a day, yeah, yeah, let's hear how life gave you a hand, fool, we don't want to hear this, this is a common mantra. of the beggars i got off to a bad start life was just unfair to me there are a lot of people out there to whom life is unfair but you know there are a lot of people they somehow get through it without having to beg for

money

i'm in a permanent contract downward spiral into depression because it sucks, of course, it's about depression, yeah, that's what it's always about, because everyone right now takes depression seriously because they're like, oh no, you can't tell people to just get over it when you're depressed, but what happens when you have someone like this saying I'm about to get depressed?

It's like, and at the end he'll say I'm depressed. They have

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n me a hand. I'm just sunk and will spiral into depression and then. They're going to vilify me for saying, get over it and it's like no, it's a mental illness. idubbbz depression is a mental illness now. I don't doubt that what I'm doubting is the fact that everyone who says they are depressed is clinically depressed. depressed, okay, that's it, and you know it's okay, like that kid who wants to grind your ass at school, aha, I don't know where I'm going with this, next is war, the price as you now think. at ten thousand dollars, that's a lot of

money

, well if you think about it, it's not because all of you are going to make a small donation of two pounds, ten pounds, if you're lucky, maybe fifty, why the price of ten thousand dollars, well, it will do.

Twitch stuff, you'll do YouTube stuff, maybe on some Vimeo stuff, you'll buy a PC, some audio equipment might be a shitty MIDI keyboard, you'll do all of this fine, so why the $10,000? Well, so they can take your money and then produce vertically filmed videos. That's why I want your money This is our first beggar Some people dream of becoming a successful businessman Others dream of becoming astronauts on their way to Mars This guy's dream is to have an Apple watch Bayi begging in the bathroom Hi, I'm my booster campaign to get an Apple watch for your contributions and assistance.

I will be able to buy an Apple watch that will be released next month. All I need is three hundred ninety-nine dollars. Any contribution, small or large, is more than welcome. I really appreciate anyone who can contribute to my dream of owning an Apple watch. A shitty person has, you really have to appreciate his first t-shirt, right? I mean, talk about an epic victory. I hate FoxNews, yeah man Fox News sucks. just a bunch of liars Bill O'Reilly liar but I'm going to sit here in the bathroom and beg for an Apple look at them I hate Fox News there's a shitty network I don't like the way they do business they're proud that they support Iraq War , but can I have an Apple iWatch?

Please, I am raising money so I can make my dream of owning and using an Apple watch come true. Your dream, you know, I'm tempted to make your dream come true if that's all it takes. fulfilling your dream is just buying yourself a shitty Apple product, maybe it's worth it, you know, it's a lot cheaper than a ten thousand dollar gaming PC, maybe this guy has something you know, begging for a watch that's going to be trash . our next project also comes from IndieGoGo it's called "i broke my nose", i need ps4 for downtime, well this is a pretty interesting campaign, i like it, i liked the creativity here, you know, i have a friend who likes it They are going to remove wisdom teeth.

It's coming out soon and I should say hey buddy, you should do the IndieGoGo campaign. Say: "Oh, my wisdom teeth have come in. I can't do it. I can't eat solid food for a week. Can you please give me some points so I can buy new League of Legends skins because I can't do anything more. A very key component of begging is that you have to look like a victim. Looking like a victim is very important because people won't know that you are a beggar unless you make it very clear, they gave me a hand, I'm depressed, They broke my nose, so apparently I can't function, but I can't play video games, a very important component to eat, begging for the final project we are looking at also comes from IndieGoGo and it's called helped me be a content creator from. games on YouTube I need your help to support a campaign I'm doing on IndieGoGo and I'm doing this because I need, I need money I'm the same, but I really want to continue my channel He's not ashamed to ask, he says it gives him. embarrassed to ask because that sounds better and says I'm on edge.

I am on a downward spiral into depression. This is another thing I've turned to everyone I can, my mom is about to kick me out, etc., etc., okay so he's not embarrassed, but she's doing it right if she wants a $5,000 purse. I know it may sound like a lot. but in fact that's not why the price now you think of ten thousand dollars is a lot of money, well, if you think about it, I don't know, it may sound like a lot, it's not ten thousand dollars, that's a lot of money, I don't know, fifty dollars. a thousand dollars sounds like a lot of money it's not haha ​​so why don't you pay it why don't you pay it this is exactly what I hear in all the begging videos where they say: I know if they like it a thousand dollars sounds like a lot of money but in reality it's not if you pledge $1 if everyone pledges $1 they'll set it aside there's no point in time where it's easy for you to say you're getting that money and you have no responsibility you just have to make a thank you video where you say hello the subscribers become idiots, you don't have to do that, who's going to care?

The thing is, there's even less accountability for people who say, oh, Skype will call you, I'll do this. Do you think anyone is going to get a lawyer? Do you think an autistic person who is willing to pay $500 to get on a Skype call with you is going to get a lawyer if you don't follow through on your Skype call? You know that no? Anyway, the computer fan broke and it's just coming loose right there and every once in a while it just makes a grinding sound. Wherever you have a broken laptop with a broken laptop fan, but you want $5,000, you're really shooting for the stars here, aren't you. like I need to replace my SJW laptop that costs, you know, five hundred and six hundred dollars.

I'm going to buy a big gaming rig because I see this broken fan as an opportunity to really exploit the community. I'm trying to buy one. I'm working and I found a job that doesn't make me enough money. Oh, isn't that the most tragic thing you've ever heard? You don't make enough money at your regular job to pay five dollars. thousand dollar gaming platform what a sad situation, huh, okay, everyone will do it in this episode of an international begging show. I hope you enjoyed watching it. I could do more getting started videos. I don't know, I want to help a sponsor with the problem. with the pattern is that they don't have an infrastructure set up to find the worst on their website, they only feature semi-decent campaigns and if someone says I'm a guy who plays Minecraft like theirs doesn't show up so they must like it somehow find it through many other means.

If you have any advice on how I could do this, please let me know because I would like to give more to the sponsors. Thank you very much for watching, press the Like button. run hit the subscribe button remember to tune in next time when I tell you about all my tumultuous rants baby oh it's monotonous I have to keep dragging the mouse to get to the shooting area my first book that you don't have to disappear there are a bunch of buttons everywhere he helped him confused and bewildered both with a projection mouse you just like it man baby you have your name flip flip flip dead three people die in the blink of an eye in call of duty No, It's not a classy gentleman game, no, it's because you have an accent and the reason is that mm okay, kids love this.

I am a classy gentleman because in a way it reminds me of a classy Game of Thrones character hmm money, give me money and I will give you class, give me class and I will give you a smile, eyes, ass, please, my wife. I'm kind of a cuckold too, please have a great time. I am a handsome gentleman.