I Programmed My Bidet to Play Megalovania

Come on guys, tomorrow, I didn't even practice. I just thought I'd shout it out. Something doesn't feel quite right about this, maybe it's the bad accent, maybe it's the hair color, how was that pretty good? What are we doing here? We're doing something What's the day for Jacksepticeye? If you don't know what potatoes are, it's something that throws water up your anus. That's what it feels like for a Dane to sound weird, I don't know, I don't know. I don't want to use that word um on Twitter Jacques was talking about how disposable wipes are the best thing ever.

Aaron Hanson, also known as egoraptor, reminded or informed him that they cannot, in fact, be ruled out. I asked him if we should do something a day. Jack said yes. When they asked you if it could

play

megalovania

, that's how you say you know the song from Undertale, so I'm thinking of a

bidet

like the Bellagio fountains, where it sprays water on your butt to the tune of

megalovania

, that's the problem statement, like this that we will do it today. So I have some things that we don't really need right now, but I'm going to put them on the table anyway.

There is a water pump. A vinyl hose. It was actually more expensive than some of the nicer plywood we found, but we didn't buy, we bought this, if you're afraid to put my hand through it first, let's cut the toilet seat first. I modeled the toilet seat well on the computer. It looks a much stranger shape than you think. I'll get something like an oval, but it's not exactly an oval. I went online to like something, but I saw the manufacturer and they had some kind of rough model that I brought in spread and then used it. to model the geometry to create the actual seat, so I copied the shape of someone else's seat and then yes, I plagiarized mine and even modeled the butt with a circle and a couple of lines for the butt, first we will generate a camera file to cut. those parts computer aided manufacturing we're going to generate a tool path for the CNC router we're going to carve Odin with a new router bit okay that kind of splinter we're going to carve the wood to make the toilet seat and then we're going to build the

bidet

simply celebrating Valentine's Day.

St. Patrick's Day, the first step to making a camera file is to have great stock, it's the material you have in the machine, so you know what you're cutting into. I'm going to make a new two-dimensional outline and ring in a little bit. settings if you cut too fast bad things happen if you cut too slow bad things happen so you have to be right in the sweet spot eh you're probably going to die we'll most likely get to 1500 we're just picking random numbers I don't really know what I'm doing. I've only cut things in the past successfully so I use the same things so far, it's only caught on fire once and that's no joke, it actually caught on fire once.

Here is my first concert. Wow oh. OMG, it's time I chose a relining operation. I can not do this. Oh great, we just generated our tool path for this, it was pretty simple, we're not going to do any finishing and then since I don't care, it's like a toilet, so you can. I have a really cheap wood to put the wood in the wrapper. I should probably cut this out to use this template connector. This bad boy. I just realized I'm not wearing safety glasses. We're ready to see some sparks fly. At what point did I simply say?

Dive into what shape you think their bathroom is. We went to the gym and I took a shower. They really don't want to spray my hair green. It was like a murder scene in the shower, except instead of red blood it was green. There is a pair. One of the issues we are having first is the fact that the toilet seat is clearly not the correct shape for this specific toilet. In fact, I'm just going to put the screws in, why not? I wonder how much the faucets cost in this second problem, the lid hits the big red button that you press when you want the bidet to activate so it feels good, but where is this hose and how do we hold the hose in the right position so that Do not be like?

I mean, I don't want to. to touch you as it reaches your butt and we can't have that look on that I present to you a bidet that touches megalovania sri plug it in first or explain what's going on first, plug it in first and then we can explain you have to wait like 20 seconds before the cleaning happens real. That's the water. I mean, there's no water right now. It's just that someone really clicks. What is the hardest part of making technology videos? Explaining them, making them interesting enough. Alright. So I have an idea. I'm going to try to explain to you what I did instead of explaining it to the camera.

What I'm fine with first. Here is the bidet. What do you think? Actually, you're probably the person I should try to explain it to if I can explain it to you. agitated, so the first thing I did was take an Arduino and find some tone, some totin library to make it

play

notes and then use it to make sound with the piezoelectric elements which was like the starting point, make some sounds, then I connected the solenoid to the motor controller and drove the motor controller from the third output of the tone library on the Arduino to try to get the solenoid to react to the music.

Did anyone understand that? Do you know how difficult it is to explain things? How about I read a script of Thoughtful Ideas and Explanations. We need a brain. How about a microprocessor called Arduino? Arduino will run the code I write, but I don't want to write all the code, so I'll download a code library that does a lot of the work for me mm-hmm no, a different library No hmm, three libraries like libraries is a hardware three libraries Then I found Play Tune in a Python script that converts music files into code. The program moves through each note and plays a corresponding frequency on two speakers and percussive hits on a solenoid valve.

I tried hooking up the water pump like well, and learn the factory, definitely test every pump after it vomited residual water onto the motor controller, oh yeah the motor controller, remember how Arduino is the brain while the motor controller It's the muscle, the beginning sounds good, but where is the squeak coming from? I tried removing the overlay. notes in the music file, since Play Tune can only play a single frequency per speaker, this helped, but it still squeaks and I don't care enough to start investigating the problem. This is how the entire bidet works when you press the big red button. the Arduino sends musical notes to the speakers and the solenoid valve every time the valve opens, spray water on your bottle, let's try it, we are ready, you put on some safety glasses, yes, yes, safety is the third thing and I think that's of the day, if I ever do it, it seems something is not working as expected Wow, what a laminar flow you have there.

I really like how it goes out to 300 different waters. Oh I think I might know what the problem is and it's not a good thing, in fact I saw a lot of problems. Which one are you referring to? Well, number one, this bad boy needs some flexibility. Oh I think what's happening is that the motor controller is actually just sending like a pwm signal like a tone, the tone is like a 50% right square wave, yeah, so to the toy, oh my gosh, the conversation is not happening so well today the solenoid is getting a musical note not a constant on and off and the musical note is about halfway through it just changes how fast it turns on and off to change. the frequency, but then how do you explain it?

You can't equip both to make it one tone, you have to go up and down, so if you go up you have to go down and the way the tone generator does it goes up by half. the time it goes down for half the time then you just change how fast it happens to make different frequencies sound different so basically you only get half the power you need which means the pump pressure is probably enough to overwhelm the solenoid. nice day there like butterflies are everywhere I don't even think jacksepticeye is either I don't think so, you don't believe in the Irish, that's fair, get it, take two here guys, yeah, well what do you say if it We hit on a go to the bathroom and give each of our butts a little clean.

We're fine, we're all going to try this by the way, you know, yeah, why don't you do it, you don't have to go to the bathroom, right? do you really like it? bidets oh yeah, it's like a shower, very local, it's like a shower, it's like it's in one place. I've been working on this for so long and I'm so frustrated with the musical part that I'm actually very very excited to experience this look at it, oh yeah, okay, bye-bye camera, John, no song, no one does it, sir Kids, are you really cool? It is bad?

What if it's too much? I do not like this. I don't like. I know the startup is maybe the worst part of the whole experience, yeah it's going, it's going everywhere, ah damn yeah, oh it's so cold, oh I mean that's not everywhere parts. Wow, we made a halfway decent bidet. Oh, completely, this concludes the 345th day of Bnei. experimentation, you know, we'll have to watch the tapes and see Mike on camera to find out, wait, why didn't he stop? Well, thank you Miss Solid, five out of ten. Wow, it was strange, not the music. It didn't really add anything to the experience, so how was it?

Would you like to tell me about the birthday experience? One of the ten got an overall score of three out of ten because it mainly climbed on my back. Two out of ten. Hi, what's up? Good. I think this is what happens with the water temperature, that a big problem was that it was very cold, like a numbness, cold water temperature, bad amount and pressure of water too much, oh, too much, too much pressure and too much water, Yes, the pressure was good. The Kuran water is very cold and ran up my back and down the back of the toilet instead of doing its job, which is cleaning your butt.

Do you feel like the music and beats added to the experience? It made it really scary. Starting because you didn't know when the music was going to start and the music was just making fun of you. The texture of the toilet seat. Did you feel like you were really held in place? I felt like Spider-Man climbing a wall. Good thank you. Thank you very much for trying the video. I appreciate your comments. Thank you very much sir. I'm absolutely sure he shouldn't shake my hand. a bidet, but like they're two good ones, yeah, this is the second one, so yeah, I mean, what did the first one do?

This was a seven, was it one of the rare European ones made like shovel water? Oh no, I don't think so. I think it's the same as when you shoot water, you do it correctly, if you like the music added to the experience, um added to the suspense. I think it was a good addition, although I would have preferred it to trigger the rhythm instead of specifically the percussion, well, I mean, this is some of the best feedback we've gotten all day. Yours was useless. Chelsey was also pretty useless. What other questions? How would you use it?

She would have worn it longer. Jack's Septic Hole Cleaning Machine is complete, leave a comment if you want to win an inbred cat t-shirt and the winner of the inbred cut stickers will be on the screen right here. Does anyone smell that you ever wondered how to cut? someone