I Followed A DIY Chainsaw Tutorial

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I was homeless again, welcome back to the light packages that are dangerous. I don't know. I'm asking a question that you don't know. I know this because if they are dangerous, I think we should put our hats on, they are not that dangerous. Today's tricks use these ingredients. Viennese sausages, a blowtorch, tuna, another knife, hate pads, hamburger toppers, oh no, I feel like I should wear this sweater in today's. The topic is manly life hacks, what a great introduction you have here, oh that's so manly, it burns and starts immediately with a feminine skin, hygiene, hygienic, wait, wait, wait, what presents life hacks for men and him immediately enters the life hack of a woman.

Wait, I'm crazy, no, it's like a very masculine introduction, five minute craft for men, how to survive with a panty liner, it's the first life hack for men. I'm already starting to get pretty aggressive, so I might as well take advantage of this trick, which one are you? don't use deodorant I guess, oh how do these work, she's smelling yourself, she smells bad, oh she's really sweaty, he just folded it inside the fold. I do it unlike the normal shirt, Johnny. I just work, why is it sticky? Why is it stuck? What is it? the plastic by the way guys we're giving away these pads at the end of the video so if you want to win sweaty pads leave a comment.

I think what is going to happen is that the pad will get wet and soggy. it sweats a little bit, but it will still seep out the side, so you'll have this really weird sweat pattern where it'll be dry in the middle and then soaked on the side, maybe after this you'll like to go for a run, come back to see how. Well the pads stayed put, it works, but you get that stripe down the middle and it bleeds on the sides as long as you're not sweating a lot. I think it works well if you are sweating a lot, this is just stupid.

I think it's stupid in the second it seems like he's freezing like in the introduction to the project if he's very cold it seems like he has to urinate he actually does it like he's peeing wiggling he takes out his bag he takes out another sanitary pad and puts his shoe in it and she immediate relief does anyone have any idea what is going on what is the relief what was the problem but what is this solution? her feet up off her now that I had a stroke, let's move on to the next video sixteen car tricks and manly tricks canned hot dogs oh boy are you trying to kill me, this trick looks like trying to open cans with a spoon.

I think that's it, I think that's actually okay guys, so if your life isn't sad enough to eat canned hot dogs, take it to the next level of sad. I won't eat a can every time you can have hot dogs and I won't pick up a can of hot dogs that has a tab on the top, but the good news is you have a spoon, damn it, we're going to have to use tuna, okay , no one will be mad at us, it's like it doesn't really matter what's inside. the can anyway you're ready you're eating canned hot dogs you don't have a can opener but you have a spoon this is the trick let's open a can from the spoon I'm going to cut myself oh my god this is crazy I think I'd rather starve , you know what she has to get my juice food a minute and 30 more like at least another 30 seconds or a minute.

I'm going to call this a victory, my hands actually hurt a lot. life hack I have been informed that this is a complete meal let's heat up the knife and cut the bread it's on fire this has to be a joke like this isn't real don't do this like no one else You should do this sometime the knife will it's going to get red hot and the video suggests it's red hot and it's not a life hack unless you follow it to the cheese, and now we're going to cut the toast. Wow, it does exactly what life Act says it will do oh yeah, that's good Oh, I didn't even cut all the way I prefer to use a knife, just spread my tuna on my toast.

I'm just waiting for the comments, they say you're going to get more cancer. after the teeth last time, I don't, I mean, this is burnt, the smoke is definitely some kind of deterrent. Vienna sausage pate, you choose these acts, you try to kill me, let's go to the William Osmond subreddit, it is a very healthy and healthy community and I hope it stays that way, so please don't pollute it. How many upvotes for William to build this? Oh boy, what could power tools and a taillight be? You start to like it, maybe leave Lifehack territory, okay? bearings, there are timing pulleys, I mean belts, a motor, you look at all the parts you need to do this, at what point do you go to the store and buy a

chainsaw

, yeah, I don't even know how a

chainsaw

blade is going to cry .

I don't even know if you can buy a guide and a blade, pain saw parts $40, the chain itself is 15-20 dollars, okay, it has a PVC tube that drills more holes, small buttons, hot glue, okay, I see they are covered. The timing valve is rubberized to protect your fingers and there's a huge exposed chain that's bolted together to make a piece of shitty wood. They're worried about the boat, hey Michael, can I get your opinion on something at what point it's a life hack or not? a life hack like this is a life hack like I have to go into history now and spend 25 $30 on a chainsaw blade and some kind of blade on that piece of wood so it doesn't really matter what you have , as long as it's attached to something a little kooky then it's a life hack yeah, yeah, okay, let's go to the store, where's the front?

Oh, that's the front of God. We are looking at options now for chainsaw. The cheapest guide and blade option is $30, but I don't know how. you actually spin the chains with these little turnbuckles right here so the chain rides around the edge. We don't have this part. We need some kind of thing that will hook the chain and I don't know where we're going to find it short. Whether you buy a complete chainsaw or 3D print something, we'll take a photo of this with ruler markers, maybe we can try to recreate it. Do they ask us for help or tell us to stop filming?

Pretend we are unusable. Tell them. we're taking pictures of birds, they believe it every time, I mean short of having a broken chainsaw, what part of this is a lighthouse? Let's go haggling at the tree farms where they grow Christmas trees all year round. What do you think is silly? just stop by the month before Christmas, meet these bad boys. I think it takes them many years to grow until they are finally killed so you can hold the corpse of nature's lungs in your living room. Oh wait, I forgot to show you how that changes. a second was made Hello players, this is how I built the chainsaw, why is it visible where I brought my corporate espionage or I just don't know what this plagiarism is?

We're going to steal the dimensions, we need some little star shaped things and then we're going to fill that in and the next thing you know boom bada bing, you've got a chain drive so let's put it in the 3D printer, this is a lot more complicated of what is necessary and now this block of wood. It has to be cut look at that, a carved boom Wow, very exciting. I hope you are better informed and you yourself now understand what it takes to make a chainsaw and you plan to make this chainsaw definitely go and make one of these, don't actually make one of these.

This is the legal part of the video where I say don't make one of these chainsaws because it will cut your hand off. It's not a joke, he almost cut my hand off, which he normally does. felling trees with this is the guy who runs the Christmas tree park, it's been in his family for a couple of generations, he said we use chainsaws ourselves, okay, but we usually don't let the habit, oh, okay, So when a client comes, he uses only a hand saw, yes, because it is quite a responsibility, are you ready to see a DIY chainsaw?

So this is like the first draft. um no, I think it's a little less expensive than the cheapest possibility we could find. I think we spent about $40 on everything. The parts for the drill and the complete bar new chain forty dollars sounds like a great deal are you ready to see it break? These guys are certainly chainsaw experts. I asked them if they doubted the safety of my DIY trick. Super amazing chainsaw. They broke a chain and then wrapped it around your good, this is one of the most important decisions you will have to make all year.

It's deciding which tree corpse you want to prop up in your living room. They have big ones, small ones, crooked ones, ugly ones. Alright, which tree can we cut down? Are you thinking this one looks pretty wild? It looks like it exploded on the left side. No, I know, I know this is the perfect tree. I'm just making an observation, how could you? I've treated it like I took it back but I wasn't really sure what I was talking about and honestly I was afraid to ask because this is a Christmas tree farm why are we killing cats but how do you make the tree that shopping?

Replacement parts are sold at the hardware store and take a piece of wood and screw on. I'm not too sure about the ability to give that evil, yes, I think killing a cat would have been easier because we couldn't cut it. the tree with this chainsaw is definitely not my fault. I built the chainsaw exactly as the law of life suggested. I was actually a little embarrassed about not having a functional chainsaw. I knew it was going to be bad. Everyone here knows that your chainsaw will be horrible like the one we built. a horrible chainsaw, I mean we assumed it was horrible, you never know, sometimes a life would surprise you, but to have a horrible chain sign knowing it's a horrible chainsaw, it's still embarrassing to show up on a farm with this thing trying to cutting down a tree is like oh yeah we're definitely going to try to cut down a tree like I can't get rid of the idea that the whole point of what we're doing is cutting down a tree and so when I can't cut down the downed tree I feel bad why is it happening to me everyone knows this sucks why am I trying so hard yeah oh my god this wife act sucks so we did what we always do give Charlie Brown some more and we solved our problem backwards . you know where you start at the end and then you work towards the problem from the front, rather than from the front towards the problem.

Well, what I'm trying to say is that we made the problem easier. There are a lot of really nice trees here, I think, and it's a good size too I think I don't know, yeah, yeah, we want, we can do this one, is this one, okay, this one is going to be too much, well, something, who knows? Is she wearing the gloves? You want a button, I'll take care of the other girl's safety first, Michael. if the chainsaw starts approaching your feet just move well thank you so much I really appreciate it how much is this by the way thanks for tuning in and being super awesome I can't be seen on camera right now because not using pants, but remember to go see our fundraiser.

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