Training My Cat To Put Out Fires

In today's video I'm going to turn my cat into a firefighter. This video is sponsored by Amazon Prime. The second season video of The Boys, the first season came out last year and Michael really got me into it and it's my favorite superhero show. so violent that there's a scene where they have a baby that shoots lasers out of its eyes and cuts like three, two or three people in half, just exploding blood everywhere. It's amazing on this show, the bad guys are bad, the good guys are. bad everyone is messed up and twisted in the head i want to turn my cat into a superhero someone who really is a hero people think he is a hero and they are a hero police not teachers not blood donors not soldiers not paramedics not firefighter yes yes, in today's video I'm going to turn my cat into a firefighter oh I need a villain too um laser baby my cat is going to fight the laser baby yeah you know what yeah that's what I got that's what I got I'm going to go I made a mistake, it turns out it's a lot harder to train a cat than a dog and now it's starting to make a lot of sense because they haven't seen many trained cats.

I want to train them to press a big red button. when he sees fire to activate some kind of suppression system or an alert, but I can't even get him to do basic tricks, sit, sit, roll, talk, uh, listen, you little troglodyte, I don't deal with terrorists and right now you're terrorizing and jeopardizing this video I promised you I would teach you how to put out

fires

and so far you are not doing anything I am telling you to do I need you to help me do this you are pretty let me give you a little history about my cat his name it's jimmy neutron i paid five bucks for him and he's not exactly the cats sports car he bites my toes he scratches my feet you're hurting me you're hurting me this hurts try to escape bully the robot vacuum cleaner what are you doing ?, why are you pulling the vacuum cleaner?

I haven't actually done this for a video, but I'm going to try something new. I'm going to buy a book and read it. The clicker

training

book is a whopping 81 pages and supposedly contains all the things you need to train your cat. He writes an 81-page book on cat

training

, but the only thing that matters now is that I am a certified cat psychologist and have the documentation to prove it. Don't waste your money on a four-year degree. The first thing I'm supposed to do is train Jimmy Neutron to recognize the clicker click and associate it with a tree.

We're not trying to train him to do anything. I want you to associate clicking means food, this is food for humans. She would be very excited right now. Click. I'm sure the book says to do this about five times. Oh no, like I want more, how much jerky can I give my cat before he explodes? Where we are? In jimmy you recognize that clique means food, so psychologically we can pay the cat immediately when he does what we want him to do is like that, right? I'm bored? Are you falling asleep? Subconscious psychological stimulation, also known as the first step, we train the cat to associate food with step two the cat showing the desired behavior results in a click step three automate the training with a robot we are going to use a banana for this I will By trying to train him to sniff the banana you are being psychologically manipulated, right? now and you literally have no idea stand on the counter and see what it does i can't believe how easy it is in 10 minutes i trained my cat to smell bananas you are a good kitty good morning jimmy neutron do you know what time it is?

No, don't even think about it, it's time to train, we have been training for the last two days and things are going very well. The banana is starting to get a little sad, but he still recognizes it and will poke it. I think we need to start training him to put pressure on this future William here to save you a lot of time. The thing about training cats is getting them to smell a banana easily, getting them to do whatever else you really want them to do. It's more difficult, you can only reward the cat for something he did on his own.

Trying to get a cat to do new things. Good luck, if you want a cat to do something, you have to start with something he already knows. So how am I going to get it? the cat must press the button step one take a piece of food hold it over the cat he will naturally reach for it with his paw step two hold the button and the food in your hand so that when he reaches for it and touches the button you reward him Slowly press the button down and continue training it until the button is on the ground.

You will pat the paw and the bundle and try to slide the sides and slide the bottom, but you won't reward the cat until he actually clicks on it. button and you just continue to reward this behavior over and over again and voila, you have a cat who will incessantly press a big red button in exchange for food insistently no, it's very close to incest and says no, no, no, step two, step three. automates training with a robot welcome to the part of the video where William builds something stupid videos with this cat, fuck you, let's look at something inside right now and I'll show you that your pet exhibits many behaviors. and you have never taught them, he is not exhibiting any strange behavior right now, but he look, I didn't say anything, I just took the jar and when I open it he comes running because he thinks he is being given a gift.

I never taught him to do that. Why on earth would I sit here and manually train my cat to do something when he is clearly capable of correlating these things on his own? Do you know what that means? It's time to build a machine that trains my cat to press this button when he sees fire using all these ingredients baby four four four this is definitely the worst idea I've ever had oh my god it works this is the best idea I've ever had Enter in the caretaker the lawyers need me to clarify that it is actually not a bomb, how about this?

When you see this, you just have to walk over, press the button there and when you press that button, nothing happens. Well, that's the program I'm writing. I'm writing the program right now. to look you want to see this you want to see where you want to see this shit I mean how do I do what I show you you want to see it well look very exciting it was fun let's never look at it again the code is done there are four main components the button the candy dispenser electronic system And the candy dispenser works exactly like a gumball machine.

There is a charger that rotates using a stepper motor and when the holes line up, the candy slides down the chute and comes out the front. The tree dispenser will only move forward. if you press the button when the flame is on if you press the button while the flame is out no tree is dispensed the flame is lit by an arc lighter connected to a servo and the fuel source is camping gas with a servo on the valve. A microprocessor controls everything and a relay board powers the arc glider. I don't normally do this but I want you to experience the frustration of spending weeks working on something, from building to training and just exercising every last ounce of patience I have and this is what Happens It's like you forgot the button .

This just makes me want to cry, but after 10 minutes of nothing, Jimmy Neutron finally managed to complete all the training, all the work was finally paying off and he was clicking the button and it seems to me that it is. starting to correlate that the flame is lit, which means you can press the button. I don't know how this cat can make me feel so desperate and excited at the same time. Honestly, it's depressing, oh my god, here's a fun fact, but you can't understand it. mad at me, it turns out that it's much easier to train a cat if you don't feed it a lot.

I'm not saying you have to starve the cat. Getting rid of the open plate of kibble really improved their performance. I would try to train him. before feeding him so he was even more motivated and really improved his response to training. He has been training so hard that he fell asleep. I have a lot of free time now that the robot is set up in a second. what chelsea what someone left the baby at the front door oh no oh no hey michael uh did you leave a baby on my door wrapped in paper towels and duct tape?

Yes, yes, baby, maybe ladies and gentlemen, I don't need it anymore, I needed it. about two weeks ago you can come pick him up ah okay, leave it all right no, I mean okay, keep the baby and keep the baby, uh, how's your video going? I can't wait, I certainly got very excited about the child. the second season will be out on amazon prime video I just made that laser baby and I told you what the logical connection is I couldn't tell then the video is going well so I'm not alive I'm not very well I'm going to leave the baby on the porch, just come pick it up, whatever.

Hey, I know this is scary and you know that sometimes life isn't fair. Being abandoned by a parent is not a pleasant scenario, but you really have to consider it. You are a very small child and your father is also a very small child and nothing good comes from situations where a child is raising a child, do not worry, do not fear, you will be very safe in this home, we will take very good care of you. Do you know what the next take will be? Go, Michael, come pick up your baby. I left it at the door.

I'm going to make my own baby. Oh wow, how am I going to put lasers on babies? Ah, oh no, I guess that's what it does. It's a little bit easier, how are we going to put lasers in this baby's eyes the same way you put lasers in any baby's eyes? horrible turn off the camera oh from the eye and his throat, now the next step you will want to place the laser diodes on the baby's neck. You'll notice earlier, when you pierced his eyes, he made a small hole. Through both sides you're going to want to stick the batteries in and boom, look you've got a cross-eyed baby, they're pointing up and down, how did that happen, gaga, meet the laser baby, goo gaga?

Shoot laser beams from my eyes and I'm going to melt your house down and the only thing that can stop me is a firefighter who's also a cat he's dead he hates you so much right now he's so bad you could be a famous actor on the amazon prime video guys but You don't stand a chance against a real superhero when I'm done with you you'll be crying like, hey, wait for it, baby, my house burned down once and I'm not going to let it happen again. so i have prepared the ultimate test, a miniature house fire simulation to confirm that jimmy neutron is a trained firefighter, our mock house was made with popsicle sticks by andy on how to do everything and our ignition source is a laser Baby, I've reprogrammed the button to activate the fire truck's pump that will put out the flames with a blast of high-pressure water.

All Jimmy Neutron has to do is run his training by pressing the button once he detects the flames and to raise the stakes I've attached Scrotinger's hundred dollar bill if it's illegal to burn money it's definitely not real you're about to witness a hundred dollar bill uh uh I have to have motivation to show people that like I'm trying really hard he's an idiot okay this is the part of the video where we pretend the laser baby lit the house on fire ptsd jimmy neutron please turn off the fire watch he's going to press the button press the button press the button brother you have about a minute to press the button if he presses the button I'll do it Grab your pants he's not pressing the button , William Jimmy, the fire truck worked.

Let's let this bad boy burn again without the caretaker. A little less screaming. I should have known better. We will do it again. Okay, press the button. you know what to do you know what to do if he presses that button i'll actually shit what he's doing he put his nose around the button why is he present i'm very proud to say that my cat jimmy neutron is officially a firefighter he pressed the button he put out the fire you can't prove that I was just pressing the food button I don't have testicles but at least I'm a superhero thank you very much amazon for giving me the opportunity to train my cat to be a firefighter, no I wouldn't have been able to do it thanks to amazon for sponsoring this video.

Remember that the second season of The Boys comes out on September 4 and you still have plenty of time to watch the first season before that happens. and they have programmed a laser tag game for babies for ios and android that you can download in the link in the description below