How To Workout With A Hangover

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Wow. Excuse me, I was just having some night pepper, today we're learning how to exercise with a

hangover

and it's not surprising that I'm doing it today, so last night you were super awake because it was a special occasion, one of the 52 weeks of the year came to an end. end so you decided to celebrate by slowly poisoning yourself with alcohol and to your surprise and slight disappointment you are still alive the next morning but there is no time to reconsider this self-destructive behavior because you have already made plans to go drinking during the day and do it all again because We are on the weekends, the strong start and only the strong go to the gym to exercise for a

hangover

as soon as they hold on to the ball, drink and lift the only thing. that cures the hangover it's getting up so you can start drinking today think this turning off the water is almost different turning off the water step one damage control waking up with a hangover is like dying backwards you weren't having it last night everything was great, big boom, everything goes black and then you wake up feeling like you're dying looking back at your life with nothing but regrets.

This hangover is so bad you could literally die twice. You are in survival mode. The key here is to get sleepy enough to get to the gym. and get a pump the pump is the cure the pump is like giving yourself a blood transfusion with your own blood a pump is like receiving two bonuses at the same time mix your hydrate drink the dirty water from the pond that they left next to your bed the night previous or the weekend before and then make sure you wash it, you should have put a couple of these bad boys in liquid gels, not so harsh.

Pez is like trying to get with green Tex, no difference except one of them doesn't It doesn't work, nourish, mix, you don't have time to cook or chew, protip, adding frozen fruits and raw oats will eliminate up to six drinks a night previous, five drinks, it's like a margarita, mmm, it sure is healthy, okay, it's time to wash. away, you face a shower of shame, many people don't shower before the gym like they're going to sweat, why cleanse myself before, oh I don't know, maybe because you're about to heat up your body and push unpleasantly. hot garbage water from your pores in a very confined public space surrounded by innocent civilians who will be wearing the same equipment you have been rubbing your juicy, sweaty body all over and if you shout left and they will eat with you you will smell like a bag of legs of fermented crab and you'll feel like you're covered in placenta and that last part might be true.

Step two, look at a lot of steps in that one anyway, step to self-medicate. Now move on. and write yourself a prescription for the placebo effect because, as a gym rat, to achieve peak performance you need things like 1,000 times your daily intake of vitamins, neon-colored potions, and oil of a different species. Think of yourself as more of a witch. doctor than a doctor now it's time to spit on your penis and the day that gives you unbearable energy, rabid strength and stamina and defensive bombs that sounds like a description of me this day annual style I personally recommend you not pump because it's the only pre-

workout

specifically formulated for motherfuckers who killed their hangovers with temporarily legal meth.

You've been lifting long enough. You know pre-

workout

is the best way to trick your body into thinking you're not hungover, kind of like alcohol tricks your body into thinking you're having fun pumping shotgun, okay, now your body should feel like a reactor. nuclear about to explode, so get to the gym before you have a full-blown physical, emotional and sexual crisis, don't expect to make any sense out of this workout, consider this workout a confession. It's not going to undo everything you've done, it's not going to make you a better person, but you do it every Sunday anyway to eliminate some deaths and make room to do it again next weekend.

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