Ask The Brofessor 21: White Claws, Olympic Lifting, Mermaids

Alright, welcome back here, it's like I promised weekly videos for the last two weeks, so don't get used to it because I probably won't continue this trend or else I'd be Alya and I'm definitely not that, but here. We are insects en masse, this time he asked the professor questions from Instagram. Well, let's start this video with one of these and the official brother science bullet here, so smooth, keep it out, dyma, try more than six with your pre-workout ingredient. I can try Elvin film six yeah I'm pretty sure I definitely use it on all the pop it's a good thing anyway uh ax is your withdrawal coming on strong and how did you get your first one?

Well, that's two parts, the only thing and I mean the only thing. What's weak about me is my retreat game. I am always serving Yolo cakes. This bakery is open 24/7. uh, they're going to be out the door fast, whatever that means, Plan B is also in Da Funk just to cover all my bases, I don't know if it works if I take it, but like I figured, it's definitely that the Babies simply don't exist. That's probably not going to happen with that base, so yeah, Boyle brought out the drag queen, I'm leaving some plot right now for my first blower, my Hummer h1, if you want to tell the real story here, so this is in high school before to start

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weight, otherwise this would be a story about my hundred-foot blowjob, so anyway it means going to a party at a cousin's house, those who drink a few rounds of BP, a few drinks from the car, D grass to DOM, there is no chaser because I'm a hot ass like that.

Then we sneaked into the family room, which is the room next to the front door with the couches that no one sits on, not to be confused with the living room, which is the room next to the kitchen with the couches. in which everyone, Jesus, except me. I'm a pioneer, you can't tell me what to do when this room had the lights off but no door so the only thing keeping it from being outside was a light switch and I hoped no one turned left. I'm so over there at the counter where no one sits and we're kissing and then she stops and looks at me our eyes connect passing electricity and she tells me and I'm quoting here I want to hug your monster pig with my mouth to which I replied that It wouldn't be anything, ma'am, it's time, so I'm sitting there, boneless like Skeletor, and she's on her knees in front of me going to town like she has animals to run and just as I'm about to start. an angry family and the next thing you know the cousin comes around the corner and walks in, let me tell you, he is not very happy with what he sees dr.

Seuss, I'm sitting here, well, bacon mouth, I've got a situation to fix, this religious family look at God, I'm eating, so if I think quickly, I say don't worry, brother, she was just praying, I mean Right there was my first reading. The next question from Jesus and in grow be 90 lift asks what do you think about

olympic

lifting

but

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lifters are like homeschooled kids and are strict as parents forced them to play with each other no not the violin , because that might be useful one day, but the cello, a giant violin that hugs you to play because your parents didn't hug you, so now all us kids at school will talk about talentless DJ, you're talking about the motor side and while all the gym professionals.

You're talking about curls for girls You're talking about how much snatch which let me tell you that's not the same thing it's how much snatch you can get We get it You're disproportionately strong for your size What do you think you are? going to the olympics saying an olympic lifter because you do olympic lifts is like seeing an olympic swimmer because you swim in a clear pool and don't tell me it's called weightlifting we all lift weights every time you lift the weight you're weightless every time you lift weights, you lift weights is like saying buddy, yeah, I play sports when all you do is play intramural frisbee.

I don't respect these guys, so I'm going to the Olympics to play curling. You know Canadian bowling, but be like this bicep curl, I'm going to take two golds in the same category kannaway, my lamb asks what you think of the

white

guys, the

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guys from basically zimas for girls are too young to realize that Daniels goes topless when it's cool and the girls were old enough to address Christmas and a stomp from Dino is the first time and now what drinks were as numb as their feelings? I'll drink almost anything you send me, so yeah, quite a white boss, I don't know about you, but then like two or three of them, my sauce in my mouth takes away a task from me a few hours ago and there's still a clue that's more or less what a quality white ass whistle tastes like, but either way, after about five of them, I'll be good anyway, so it's not that man, I'm a big supporter of anything that gives an excuse to do something like, I don't know, take the boat out in a boat, so white

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and now you're cool with me when it comes to drinking.

The six of them serve me fruity chases and flavored liqueurs, they taste like shampoo, but now all we need is blurry water and someone to suggest the word bracelets around them, white koala is simplifying the task of getting up until we can return to a time when the one that just drinking hot getting jobs as pirates and taken off ships also as pilots what a time, what a time to be alive. I was born in the wrong time. Girls say that very much like ah, I was born in the wrong time. I'm an old soul, okay, yes, I was born bad too, I want to be on a boat with some pine and I want to drink bad, that jump is good, bad, but here we are and now, a few words from our sponsor and the reason. is a weekly video for the first time in six years from wake on air bus which was co-founded by Ray J not only do all these yearbooks have two prices those plastic candy canes that some people call hearing aids but they sound better than a baby's laugh when you know the baby isn't yours and it's not your problem, a truly wonderful experience, they stream seamlessly with Bluetooth so your phone doesn't accidentally stop playing your favorite romantic Japanese-inspired cartoon, well, they have more bass in church than my son, with three Celica.

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I still remember seeing my first pair of messy nipples on the spice channel. It was like being hypnotized by a very pitiful Picasso rating and I'll tell you what I didn't usually do. search ass on Yahoo I'm like dial-up frontier tits calm down baby take me to the Promised Land there is and always will be something special about my tits because I don't have them unless I haven't thought about a lot of juice and then I just quit cold turkey, so maybe then maybe they would have the same effect. I don't know, I'll have to drink a lot of juice to find out either way, we'll get a little off track.

I obviously have to be a tick guy, right? and if all things were equal, big tits, big ass and those T's would still get me. I'm a goose, but he's the trick, although if you had to choose a T or an ass, which would they be? A girl with small tits and a big ass still seems like a female major in finance, but she's a girl with big tits and no ass who looks like a t-ball player with a rack. Now you might like to know better, but you can't live without an ass. take that to the bank the checks will bounce like a quarter off that ass mmm he alleys help ask for some advice on lifting after 30 lifting after 30 can be difficult to stay on top of your game I created a very Acrobat simple for you you can follow an active acronym of Aquabat Aquaman you can follow just like your max bank so don't push yourself, don't warm up or exercise, this one seems pretty obvious, it's like the free space at the bingo you would play every tuesday at 6pm. now because you're an old man or rest when you're dead you will be soon Oh overtraining, I'd rather overtrain you and then over the hill you won't be a eye injuries aren't real just live through them e penis pills a pump can weaken the steroids and Jason Strickland asks if you would prefer a fish bottom and a human top, well a fish top human body, ah, the classic mermaid, reverse mermaid, bat bait, my gut says the classic mermaid has the chicks face up and you have some seed tits. but yeah, you're a fish now, so you think you're fine now.

It may just be a fish, but on the back, the mermaid, you have the head up with the big, shiny eyes looking into your mouth and then you have a human down below, now that it's been. If the notice is up there, that also means the brain is up there too, so now from a scientific and moral point of view, and I guess we consider you just a fish with a human clamp, now I think about myself, is this It just became a metaphor for agenda debate because I'm literally talking about people made of fish, but I'm not trying to piss off a bunch of PMs some fish.

I'm not trying to finish in my coffin a poster nothing that Guy Fawkes

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hate is just not because I'm not that guy, okay, I'm not, it's not me. I'm talking about fish. Obviously I'm progressive. You are the one who is not. I'm getting into some deep water here no pun intended, okay? I said there are many normal humans now. I'm not saying I'm ready to start with sea creatures or anything, but I'm just saying that maybe these

mermaids

have some deep sea magic that we even know about, so I'm just saying like you know, maybe we should look into it, maybe we shouldn't dismiss it so much. quick okay it's like that Jamaican crime scene baby it's better where it's wetter maybe that's then I'm pretty sure he tried to do it with his team to remove the nails so please. me, it will be a classic mermaid, I will get the clam to move, the attempt is over, in fact, a few weeks ago I asked them the same question on Instagram with a little twist and got some revealing results, so here they are.

I prefer fish fish up lady down lady up fish down let me know 69% usage so far a pop and a lady pop fish bottom okay so you fish but yeah you have days off and lady face so I guess that's good, but 69 percent brings up another conundrum, well now let's say you're 69 on a mermaid, okay, things are interesting again now, so if you're going to do 69 on a mermaid, which one will it be? , will you eat fish and get a lady's head? you will get the head of a fish and eat the lady oh no it's difficult, the results so far in the survey are quite shocking, in fact around 70% of you would prefer to fish with a lady top and exactly the opposite, 70%. of you would rather eat a lady and get the head of a fish, so if my calculations are correct, this means that one hundred and forty percent of you would simply prefer a whole fish and subscribe to my YouTube channel with new videos every week for the last two weeks.

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