Ask The Brofessor 21: White Claws, Olympic Lifting, MermaidsMay 30, 2021
ok welcome back here as i promised weekly videos for the last couple of weeks so don't get used to it because i probably won't continue this trend or else i'd be alya and i'm definitely not that but here we are the bugs of the mass she asked the professor questions from instagram this time well let's start this video with one of these and the official bro science cartoon right here so smooth keep it away dyma try that go over six with the pre-workout ingredient. going to try elvin movie six yeah i'm pretty sure i definitely use that in all pop it's good stuff anyway huh your withdrawal is going strong and how did you get your first one?
What is weak in me is my extraction game. I'm always serving Yolo cakes. This bakery is open 24/7. uh they're going out the door quick whatever that means Plan B is also on Da Funk just to cover all my bases I don't know if it works if I take it but as I thought I thought it's definitely that the babies they're probably not going to go through with it on that basis so yeah i boyle take out the drag queen leave now a little bit of plot for my first blower my hummer h1 if you will real story here so this is back to high school before i started
liftingotherwise this would be a story about my hundred foot blowjob so anyway i want to say this going to a party at a cousin's house the ones who drink a few rounds of BP a few drinks from the car D weed to the DOM no chaser because I'm a hot ass so then we sneak into the family room which is the room by the front door with the couches that no one sits on so it doesn't get mixed up with the living room which is the room next to the kitchen with the sofas all jesus at least i'm a pioneer you can't tell me what to do when it's this room had the lights off but no door so the only thing keeping me from going g outdoors was a light switch and hoping no one turned to left i'm so there at the counter no one sits down and we're kissing and then she stops and looks at me our eyes connect passing electricity and she says to me and i'm quoting here i want to hug your monster pig with my mouth to what i replied that it would be nothing ma'am go away so i'm sitting there bone like skeletor and she's on her knees in front of me going to town like i got animals to run and just when i'm about to start a family in the mouth , next thing you know the cousin turns the corner and walks in let me tell you he is not very happy with the view he sees dr.
Seuss I'm sitting here okay bacon mouth I got a remedy situation this religious family eyes god I'm eating so if I think fast I say don't worry bro she was just praying I mean That was my first reading there. Jesus next question and for growing up to be 90 lift ask what you think about
olympiclifters are like home school kids who are strict since parents made them play each other no not violin because that might come in handy one day but the cello a giant violin that they gave you a hug to play because your parents didn't hug you so now all the kids in school will be talking about talentless DJ's you're talking about the engine side and while all the gym pros you're talking about curls for the girls you're talking about how much boot what let me tell you isn't the same thing is how much boot you can get we get it you're disproportionately strong for your size what do you think you are? going to the olympics say an olympic lifter because you do olympic lifts its like watching an olympic swimmer because you swim in a clear pool and dont tell me its called weight lifting we are all lifting weights every time you lift the weight you are weightless every time you lift a weight weightlifting thats like saying dude yes i play sports when all you do is play intramural frisbee.
I don't respect these guys, so I'm going to the Olympics to curl. Now you know Canadian bowling, but you know like that bicep curl. I am winning two golds. in the same category kannaway my lamb asks what you think about
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whiteguys for girls are too young to realize daniels goes topless every time its cool and girls were old enough to talking about Christmas and a Dino stomp is the first time. out there and now what drank as numb as his feelings. I'll drink just about anything you send me, so yeah, all white boss.
I don't know about you, but after two or three of them, my mouth sauce takes over. a task a few hours ago and there's still a lingering hint that's pretty much what a white quality beep tastes like, but either way, after about five of them, I'll be nice anyway, so that's not it, man. I'm a big supporter of anything I'll give an excuse to do like I don't know how to pull a boat so white
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Some people fish. I'm not trying to end up in my coffin. okay i'm not it's not me i'm talking about fish i'm obviously progressive you're the only one who isn't. I'm not saying I'm ready to get started on sea creatures or anything but I'm just saying maybe these mermaid girls have something magical in the deep sea that we even know about so I'm just saying like you know maybe we should look into it maybe we shouldn't write it off so quick ok it's like jamaican crime scene baby it's better where it's wetter maybe it is then i'm pretty sure he tried to get up with his crew so to me it's gonna be classic mermaid going to get clam move attempt to sideline actually a few weeks ago i asked you the same question on instagram with a little bit of a twist and got some eye opening results so here they are would you rather fish fish up lady down lady up bottom fish let me know 69% usage so far a bang and a pop lady bottom fish ok so you fish but yeah you have lazy days and lady face so i guess that that's good but 69 percent raises another conundrum ok now let's say you're 69 on a mermaid ok things are interesting again now so if you go to 69 a mermaid what are you going to Are you going to eat fish and get a lady's head or are you going to get a fish's head and eat the lady?
Oh no it's hard it's from the results so far in the poll quite shocking actually about 70% of you would rather fish with a lady headed lady and the exact opposite 70% of you would rather eat a lady and get the head of a fish so if my math is correct this means one hundred and forty percent of you would just make a whole fish and please subscribe to my youtube channel new videos every week for the last two w Eeks it was fun for a long time so they thanked me for that go dan he likes it cool and take one of these cute tracksuits so you can run around like a bull sing take one of these sweet thug end openers i haven't actually used to open one yet beer bottle, I was just sealing beer cans, which was also for that, we're also having a Halloween costume contest, Tom, let's chill, buy yourself a Down costume and the best one will win as much di nero Wow that's even more than this a lot of money Wow it's a costume take a pic post it on the gram tag in damage to damage and then bro science Halloween so I know where to look for these pics too if you're a lady and you decide to dress as sexy Dom you can be right on me and we'll discuss it, contest rules apply, how do you know what that means to you?
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