Game Crazy Training Video -- h3h3 reaction video

Hello guys and welcome... to another H3H3

reaction

video

. We have a great

video

on deck. I think it will be very fun. You know how it is. Also, look. I don't want to brag, but... See? I need to extend my hand ALL the way there. My hand is fully extended right now, okay? This hat has a lot of circumference and a lot of length, and I'm proud to say that I'm finally long and thick. I have the length and thickness of a veritable mountain of hats. So guys, let's jump right in. It will be fun.

They want to Have Fun? Or do you want to talk about religion? Do you want to talk about SoFloAntonio or just want to have fun and laugh a few times? K? If you want to have a few laughs, join me today in the new

h3h3

reaction

video. ♫ intro music

h3h3

♫ "Wow, Ethan, great moves! Keep it up! Proud of you!" Today we will see the GameCrazy

training

video. And this was made in about the year 2000, and I just want you to keep in mind, as we look at this, that it is REAL. Training. Video. So, with that in mind, let's go ahead and JUMP RIGHT. ♫ GameCrazy Intro Music ♫ (KEITH) "Hello everyone.

Keith Croft along with Bobby Payne", - - "we bring you the best of GameCrazy in the GameCrazy Selling Skills Challenge." - - "That's where talents, skills, knowledge and great value come together to create the ULTIMATE gaming destination." (BOBBY) "That's right, Keith." Cop? Hmm...that Bobby looks a little familiar. Are you sure he's not Key from KEY AND PEELE? (KEY) "I mean really." Let this be a lesson for you, children, so that you never give up on your dreams. Because this can happen... to Mr. President. God bless America. (KEY) "And why should I go to it?" (BOBBY) "That's right, Keith." - - "So let's go down to the

game

room where Zelda Scott will guide us through our Game Keys.

Zelda?" ♫ Cheesy music plays ♫ Zelda? Zelda: that's from a video

game

! I recognize that name. Oh! Dude, I bet I wonder if this girl plays video games. I wonder if she's cute. Damn, dude, a girl named Zelda who plays video games? What the fuck? Shit, dude, do you mind if I move my dick here during the

training

session or should I wait until after? I'm like totally turned on right now just thinking about Zelda. ♫ Cheesy music plays ♫ (ZELDA) "Thank you, K.C. and B.P." - - "I'm down here on the hizzouse. You know, the heezy." (Playing from computer) "You know, the heezy." That!?

What the fuck was that? Did you just say "heezy", dood? (ZELDA) "You know, the heezy one." When did this become a hip-hop video? What, just because you have a black guy in the intro, you can leave out "hizzy's" and "hizzouse's"? (BOBBY) "That's right, Keith." I'm on board. These guys... I relate to these guys. (EMPLOYEE) "So, how old is your son?" (CLIENT) "He's turning 12 and is in high school." (EMPLOYEE) "He's okay, what kind of games do you like to play?" (CUSTOMER) "His favorite is driving games." (EMPLOYEE) "Okay, how about DVD movies?" (KEITH - NARRATOR) "The critical question about the movie!" (BOBBY - NARRATING) "Ahh, kids love their movies, Keith." Children love movies.

Keith. (BOBBY - NARRATING) "Ahh, kids love their movies, Keith." I wonder if Key wrote that joke himself. I wonder if he remembers with pride that great joke he wrote in the GameCrazy training video. Do you remember...do you remember when he wrote that great joke about how kids love movies? Even back then you could see his potential as a comedian. It's interesting. (KEY) "O-er-a-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-was-it-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-it was twenty, because I can't - I can't remember." (EMPLOYEE) "There are basically three platforms to choose from. You have an Xbox, a PlayStation 2, and a GameCube." - - "But to know which one is right for you, I'll have to ask you a couple of questions." - - "So, how old is your son?" - - "How about playing online?

How about with friends? Will you invite friends?" He seems a little too eager about that question about the friend, don't you think? He, like, jumped on it too much. (EMPLOYEE) "How about friends? Will you have friends over?" (Imitating the employee) What about friends? Do you have friends at home? What does it smell like? What time do they usually meet? Have your balls dropped yet? Do you need a dad? Look, I'm ASKING you to help you set up a console, okay? You came to ME for help. If you want the right console, you have to answer my questions.

Now, what time do you usually get home at night? (EMPLOYEE) "Based on what you're telling me, I'd probably recommend a Sony PlayStation 2." (CUSTOMER) "Perfect!" (EMPLOYEE) "Okay!" (KEITH - NARRATING) "Aaaaand there's the complement." (BOBBY - NARRATOR) "You're really selling the best gaming experience, Keith." (KEITH - NARRATOR) "Let's go down to the ground with Zelda, who's waiting with Ryan." (ZELDA) "Ry-dawg..." Ry-dawg... WHAT IS SHE? Why is she doing that? Why would you call him Ry-dawg? (ZELDA) "That was the bomb, my friend." Diggity bomb, NO!!! You don't even give me a break to recover from the Ry-dawg and you're already dropping a "diggity bomb" on me? (KEITH) "And now, let's get back to the basics of trading." ♫ More cheesy music ♫ (CUSTOMER) "Trade them in?

And get new games for less?" (EMPLOYEE) "That's right." (CUSTOMER) "Well, I can't do that at Best Buy. I'll definitely come here to buy all my games." (EMPLOYEE) "Great! Well, in that case, you'll definitely need an MVP card." (KEITH - NARRATING) "MVP? Did I hear that right? Zelda, what's going on down there?" (ZELDA) "You heard that right, K-dawg. Gayle's getting really nervous about that." Get nervous about that?!? Who could have anticipated "getting nervous"? I swear to God, I didn't even see that coming from ten thousand miles away. ♫ 90s hip-hop music ♫ ♫ 90s hip-hop music ♫ (ZELDA) "Extremely vibrant." (CUSTOMER) "What is the MVP card?" (EMPLOYEE) "Well, the MVP card is our membership card and it's made for hardcore gamers." - - "It will save you a lot of money." (Imitating an employee) Well, the MVP card is a way to collect your personal information so they can sell it to third parties and spam you non-stop not only in your mailbox, but also to call you at inappropriate hours.

What do you think about this? Not good? It does'nt sound good? Uh oh, what I mean is that you get an extra $1 on your game trades. That's what I mean. Its alot; You're going to love it. (CUSTOMER) "OK...so...how much is that going to cost me?" (EMPLOYEE) "Well, the MVP card costs, umm, about 20 dollars." Wow, they sell it too. What a great thing, huh? Their business model is really... unbeatable. GameCrazy: You are smart people. Good people. People with their feet on the ground. In contact.... with the youth... of today. ♫ 90s hip-hop music ♫ (KEY) "wha-wha-wha-wha-wha" ♫ 90s hip-hop music ♫ (KEY) "wha-wha-wha-wha-wha" (ZELDA) " Extremely jiggy with that!" (EMPLOYEE) "Never miss an opportunity to tell our new guests about the exchange." - - "Once they realize how far their gaming money goes, they NEVER make much money again." (ZELDA) "And that MVP?

That was stupid." CRACK?!?!? That doesn't even mean anything! ♫ 90's hip-hip music ♫ (ZELDA) "That was

crazy

." ♫ 90's hip-hip music ♫ (ZELDA) "Boo-yah!" ♫ 90's hip-hip music ♫ (ZELDA) "I'm down here on the hizzouse; you know, the heezy." ♫ 90's hip-hip music ♫ (ZELDA) "Ry-dawg, that was the diggity bomb." ♫ 90's hip-hip music ♫ (ZELDA) "Extremely vibrant." (KEITH) "Now, let's see if Ryan can sell some unseen value as we move towards... the pre-order." I love how they openly admit that they are basically ripping people off with pre-orders. (KEITH) "A value that cannot be seen..." Let's see if our sales reps can go ahead and scam people with THE PRE-SALE. (KEITH) "The PRE-SALE." ♫ Cheesy transition music ♫ ♫ Multiple versions of cheesy transition music overlaid on each other ♫ ♫ Multiple versions of cheesy transition music overlaid on each other ♫ (KEY) "wha-wha-wha-wha-wha" ♫ Transition music cheesy ♫ (RYAN) "By pre-ordering, we actually guaranteed it.

That trade-in move was just a little push that needed to be committed." (ZELDA) "Well, you heard it, guys. Ryan's throwing in the bling-bling to get that paper." Ryan's crunk tonight and the bling-bling. Make sure a 10-oh doesn't walk by, or he'll probably be throwing hats at all your butts. Yes, that's right, I'm talking about murder, not video games anymore. Ryan, YOU ARE the legit street thug. Well, Tec-nine about that legit little bling-bling. Once that WOOP WOOP starts rolling, some WOOT WOOT! You know what I'm talking; release some of that POOH, that. Freeze, be dazzled, be knocked down.

Smoke some of that cron-cron, slip-john, cron-john-silver. You know what I am saying? Put the drugs in the... put the ice on the table. Try some of that...Scooby-Doo, and you'll be ready for the night. I'm Zelda, reporting from cultural studies "fuck me in the ass, I'm white as hell but so in touch with kids." See you next time... never, because GameCrazy went bankrupt and, I mean, I can't understand why. (Finish)