Halloween Costumes for Gym Bros

As an idiot, you were called an idiot 364 days a year if you did it correctly. Halloween is the one day of the year when you can show off your muscles without being called an idiot, at least not to your face if you try too hard. I'll stop seeing the costume and start seeing you for the insecure bag of meat that you are. It's the brother equivalent of girls who wear

costumes

. There's a difference between dressing like one and dressing like one. This girl here is a nurse. just your run of the mill. I've selected and reviewed some of the costume ideas that I know you've already considered because let's face it, originality is not the reason you got that job like a bouncing ball, okay? first on the Hulk the Hulk is the costume idea you have when you've run out of ideas, which makes it your first idea and it's a bad one, getting the octopus to come over is easier than pawning this costume, uh- uh, this alone in you you are not the Incredible Hulk you are not even close to a Hulk and you are even further from being incredible you are, at best, forgettable salt the entire costume consists of two things you are not big enough and you you paint your whole body green.

Let me tell you how the rest of the nights will go. You're excited about those 20 push-ups you did in the bathroom. It's fading and your shitty green body paint is getting all over it so now you can't see it or lean on anything. which takes away the only two things you know how to do socially and also no girl is going to have sex with you because you're wearing shorts and you look like an STD, see you there, oh let me guess a spy 300, so let me. I get this straight, you're wearing a bronze penis, a cape and strappy sandals, oh and the helmet, the block, they all come, question, does this sound like a difficult costume to you?

You might think you're a tough warrior, but in that costume you're the only one. you're fighting for is for marriage equality which is cool if you're Harvey Milk but you don't eat dairy bro that makes you bloated now hypothetically if Lea's night is Rox sweatpants then we'd have a costume but instead you're Wearing your little sister's bikini bottom and my boots, no one was going to look at your abs when all they can see is the gap between your thighs and the distinctive transition of leg hair, you don't handle pubic hair, come closer , brother, come closer, but it's disgusting and selfish, hooking it to my glass. ball, here, what do we have next?

Oh Bane, as for the outfit, Bane is pretty badass, there is an outfit that you can probably pull off even after Halloween, even if you are not poor, the costume shows only the body parts you want to be seen and hides them perfectly . that you don't wear your legs for obvious reasons and your abs that are already gone because you gained a huge amount started in July 2010 inconveniences I have to listen to your shitty impression of Bane all night I was born in the dog, yeah, near the dumpster where your parents left you, please Get out, we are all super annoying things.

I can't wait for your throat to stop working. You'll leave this party next season like a real detective just when you thought you had a new idea. The rocker Hercules. He is the third strongest guy in history. As the second strongest student ever dressed up he's the strongest guy ever, in theory this could be a cool costume, but you're not on TV, you're in denial. The group of sacrificed lions that the rock wears on its head is the key to this costume. but the closest you'll get to a lion committee is the very ETM animal hat you made Eden and Easy last year and it's all downhill from there, your hair is long so you'll have to wear a wig from the event of Halloween. in your basement that surely has lice pubic lice my pubic lice but you are not a gentleman so you will have a royal honor but you are a tool so you have a lot of Under Armor, which is the best option for wearing a sleeveless turtleneck made of condoms and unfortunately there is no way around it.

Hercules rocks a skirt and the closest thing you'll get is a vintage bloody leather miniskirt in what once started as a Hercules costume ended up as a 90s roller rave on the floor looking to be touched for the first time tonight but he will crush Ricky who runs on the track that's how they called me in high school Richter two fingers Mazzetti I don't know why they called me Ricky what two fingers because I use three he, the Trident, you know, turn on your side, okay, I we'll say in three, all, one, two, three, Wolverine, Wolverine isn't what you want to be for Halloween, it's what you want to be forever, you always wanted a chat over a rock and a whisk. to your jeans to show off your size, but you're too insecure to do anything other than the park belt buckle talk.

You've always hoped that chewing jobs would make you look cool instead of making you look like a part-time trucker. -time rapist, you want to be one of those guys who walks around with half an unlit cigar in your mouth, you want to show off dog tags, but you're afraid of being noticed by people who have really fought for something and you want swords. for the fingers, all the things that both you and your father wished you were now, if only the emotional scars and broken self-esteem could heal as quickly as Wolverine, oh yeah, see you, Church, okay, let me dig into this , the teacher definitely didn't see that. one coming, let me tell you something, okay, it's not easy being me, but it's easy to dress like me a headband that definitely wasn't ripped off a t-shirt, so you have to buy it on a website with hundred dollar sweatpants because uh you know, the most expensive part of this costume should be hiding your legs and in the tank that fits like anal sex and looks better like noises, Paul, you don't even need to be that fit, any body type will do. and boom, like that, you get to be me, you know, except without all the traumatic problems of life, the rampant stupidity in diseases, sexual diseases, many of them, all of them you've never heard of, like We call them in the rainbow of sexual diseases, the last ones.

When they checked you, I checked myself, I checked myself, did I tear myself apart? I'm Greg, I drink a lot now, uh, because of a lot of problems with that, because of the illnesses and problems of life, how do you get a ball? I boned it, how can I? get an erection pretty dumb dog not so much anymore though oh just kitchen arm subscribe to my youtube channel and definitely go get checked out and then watch both ups com2 from the kids of this Mystery - from dreams wet dreams