Halloween Tips for Bros

Wait, wait, stomp addict, your kid was waiting to read poke, poke, popular Trinity training, okay, so happy Halloween, guys. Halloween is like New Years, there is a lot of planning, a lot of advertising and most of the time it just takes you to finish yani, a girlfriend in front of coworkers dress like a butler, you have no idea how to behave or you can dress outside the gym or even inside the gym, that's why I'm here making these damn videos, so for the 130th time I'm going to hold your hand. and I'll walk you through how to execute a perfect Halloween, well Halloween, where is the number one pick and the most obvious and easiest to get?

Get the perfect costume. Finding the perfect costume is like using Tinder in your hometown. Hey, that's the terrible idea you've already discussed throughout the entire process. shitty choices and you're embarrassed to be seen in public with any last minute stuff and you need to pick something out, sit on the bowl, same old rag from high school, not the Tally ones, they're very fertile and can get pregnant, just will catch you, plan ahead, oh now I draw this on the board to explain it well, I hadn't really thought about it, but what we have here is plan a head or are you going to plan B, hide, which means you can plan for have a little head, you know, make Halloween suck your dick or go with Plan B, get behind it for the holidays, since the option you want to enter is a very poorly drawn devil that was a big clam lettuce and fat woman.

Oh Oh check back on me in about 30 minutes guys Jam she went by the block a few times cuz it's jet back cha oh right I think we got a little sidetracked here so it's to try to get it back into her plan. 180 meals for the entire month you can plan a costume once a year try to remember any of the good ideas you had in any of the other months that were in October if you plan your costume two days at least two days in advance you will be able to Amazon Prime which without Don't even exit your porn browser, otherwise you'll be stuck waiting.

I lit up a Halloween store like a sweaty Midwestern family and Universal Studios smelling like corn and a dirty lake. Oh, come on, you or have a girl's feet inside. Your crock sandals, diabetes is watching you. Some helpful reminders that your costume needs to show off your muscles without looking like you're trying to hide. Every other day of the year, no one cares about your muscles, but on Halloween they want to hate you. but the middle aged white lady at the grocery store is looking for a teenage minority to yell at because life is so boring the haters will hate because hated i want to hate don't put effort into anything now ideally your costume should be too funny so people think you have personality the trick here is you don't actually have to be interesting you just have to make people think you are which is good because you replaced being interesting they are fooling us ago a long time, but what's worse, having a costume that isn't funny is having a costume that you think is funny and some of the other five brothers wearing the exact same thing shot B now this visit is going to be difficult but be original like this Fitness Instagram you started or that bad page that's not going to happen.

I shouldn't have to explain this, but in case you forgot halfway through this video what exactly you're doing here, hit the gym before you go out. I'm talking right before, okay? that little diagram here to guide you through this now this is something I call home run and in the park so we start hitting a base of operations with your bat in hand your pre-workout your novel Slugger you know, smash it and boom It's hitting the outfield and you're rounding first right on first base here now that's the bomb I'm like you're in the game right here boom you got a bomb that means you hit you go to the Z tribes super set no The rep scheme is resolved and once I'm done with that you'll be in second place and showering well, now this seems very unimportant but what matters is what you do in the shower so now let's round the second up on the third and a good base here we have beer in the shower around third base, go home where we have handjobs, handjobs, so right there is the end of the park, home, okay, you take your pre-workout, you get a bomb , you shower, you shoot, you hit and you masturbate. all at once, but we're not done yet, you want to continue with the game, so you're at home and you do another free practice after practice and you continue passing the house and you come back to first with another bomb called fifth base, but be careful careful with this.

It is an extreme tactic that should only be used on select occasions, if abused, as you can see from the table, it can result in an endless training cycle until you literally drown in the gym. Now that you have maintained your pump chemically, you must maintain it physically. You want to show off and get a pump without looking like you're trying to do it behind the floor for a push-up contest like some college freshmen, they're born into a dough and now it'll just look like you're trying. fit in impressing everyone with your drink like everyone else here, but make sure you do some cakes, ten push-ups to maximize your pump and make it fit your alpha bromius because after all, you don't fit into anything now that you have a pump and another reinforcement forget how to soak with you, now is the perfect time to take a Halloween photo on Instagram.

What you're looking for here is a fake candid action shot with the perfect amount of flex and some anabolic to use as a disguise. It's an excuse to take that idiotic photo that would be completely unacceptable any other time of year. This will be your cover photo for all your naps for the next forty-six months. Make it count. It's a difficult part. Avoid Halloween candy. this is not your cheat day, you train all year on three occasions, spring break, DW and Halloween. Halloween is the most sexual holiday since last Halloween, so the last thing you want to do is save a bunch of Halloween candy, make me feel sick to my stomach, and call it a day. shitting on a girl's head or they're sucking your dick from behind she just stands there sucking that i have a hamster water bottle chasing her it's so long in the sweets yeah, ten, you're almost there, you're almost there finish line there is only one thing left to do, the only thing every species on this planet is programmed to do: make a cream pie, not inside a juicy Twinkie ball, this is the driving force of life, this is evolution , these white peacocks are done, that's why you go to the gym.

You can't pretend to procreate with any creature of the night. You have to find a worthy match, so I made a little checklist here, number one. Okay, not that low. You don't want her to realize you're a huge red flag replace those red flags with red cups which brings me to number two not too drunk you don't want money but you don't want too drunk that you end up waitressing for Halloween fantasy fanatic number three Fantasy wants to find a girl in a costume that she forbids you, leave aside those hentai fantasies that you pretend not to relentlessly reach number four, not too much, this sounds a bit contradictory, but yes, everyone does it, but listen.

Get out of me, you want the girl who's being alone tonight, not every night, this is like a Halloween Virginie, you want to find the girl who keeps the nastiest, weirdest, scariest graveyard for you, man, for one night a year that seems like an introduction to a world porn it's like you could spend the whole night saying you're kissing the Bleecker Street pizza or you can just yell at the dominoes the dominoes will always be there it's a special night treat yourself I know how you can see I'm I'm a feminist I'm with her forever and definitely with her and then you'll have a successful Halloween hallelujah.

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