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H3 Podcast #23 - I've Lost All Respect For You ... (Top Of The Week)

Jun 17, 2021
that's all that's how you look at me abroad so you're doing that's a me where they then i didn't ask him to do that i don't know i don't know i'm more worried about this this is holy you don't do it with it dead stop zooming in his eyes this is going against god you idiot so guys what you looking at now is the look of miracles manson ok you can fade that's close that was brought so the look of miracles now, this is a type that we've talked about. about before he's Croatian and he's got this great little scheme where he just stares at you it's called it's called the look of miracles and it's a healing session yes it's a healing session cure cancer cure you know cure your broken teeth broken teeth yes parents if your daddy didn't love you cure that yes you go back in time basically fills you with the love of 30 years of a father and one gays know the best thing about it is that you can do it again Skype, oh yeah i mean we've been wrong about this guy before but he actually has skype li vestream sessions and i thought that would be a nice way to start this episode with such a gay little brat so i hope you guys feel the miracles, the power of the miracles in the rest, thanks for joining us today on the h3

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, welcome to the day. we've got the top of the

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only this week only this week because we are going to Vegas with post Malone on Friday mornings because we are going to see the big fight between Conor McGregor Connor Murphy and Floyd Mayweather we're not actually going to be there because I think it's like fifty grand for a nosebleed seat like I swear to god Dan can you look up how much one of those tickets is?
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So we'll probably be in a bar somewhere, but I'm definitely going to bet on that, yeah, so that the spre The ad right now was like twenty to one in favor of Mayweather because it's a boxing match and Conor is a boxing fighter. MMA, so I think most people correctly argue that you have absolutely no chance of winning, which means that if you bet $100 on mate Danah you are trying to ruin my life for what you are playing. What are you doing? Christ investigating the fight in this. It has autoplay. Do you have an answer for you? how far it is frankly i know it's still a middleman it doesn't say what they i'm sure ringside is like tens of thousands they're with me thank you voice of god mm-hmm love it voice of god it just sounds different. answer about me this word we call them and this word so anyway what was he talking about we just gonna be watching it yeah we are anyway if you bet $100 on mayweather and win that means we you win like $5.00 hmm so you have the bet wait that doesn't make sense you have to bet 20 times basically for every $20 you bet you will make $1 profit so if I bet $20 I win $1 so that doesn't make sense his honor, he loses money, he makes a little money because he is the favorite to win the fight. odds of him winning i'm not sure of the exact odds i'm just telling you it's something like this so it's like you bet $100 on Mayweather and you win 5 bucks because if you bet $100 on McGregor and he wins then you're winning like fucking $2,000 so okay oh I see you're making 21 okay 22 1 yeah but you'll have like $21 it's not like you're losing money no you don't lose yeah you'll end up with 21 bucks but you're risking 24 the chance to win $1 what's the point right yeah then I don't know I don't know if I should bet on McGregor for the big four who like double green you know maybe I'll hedge my bet maybe I'll play in both sides anyway im excited its going to be fun we are going to get smashed play some black checks its going to be so much fun so thursday you guys remember Skippy the 34 year old virgin it was a last video on h3 so i have been talking to him.
h3 podcast 23   i ve lost all respect for you top of the week
I've been trying to figure out how we can get him into the show and I think we've got the perfect idea. so y'all remember rian johnson is right the amazing artist and really gifted rapper he is a renaissance man he is a rapper he is a pickup artist he started his own religion yes he owns a father cult anyone like crazy is going to get me too he's just a businessman and an author anyway i said you're making fun of them but he's god anyway so let's talk to both of them on the phone because i want ryan john CMAs to train Skippy on how to get a girl. and then eventually, in the following week, I want to take them both to LA and meet them on the street, pick up girls, pick up hot strippers at Whole Foods, in the words of Ryan Jones Miss M, which is something we've done together . so that's my and then eventually you guys okay I don't know if I want to do the big twist but the goal is to be skippy late essentially here at the h3

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we believe in the advancement of all humanity all social activities you know, many have called me and social justice warriors.
h3 podcast 23   i ve lost all respect for you top of the week
I think many will after this because my social justice is getting skippy. It's a horrible idea. Is not it a great idea. You're everything. You're everything. It's a horrible idea. I'm not coming here this isn't going to be a call well the first one is going to be a call then they'll come here and I swear now Skippy is having sex that's my goal oh I don't care if you think that's it horrible. it's going to be entertaining and that's why we're doing it who oh who suffers Skippy will be the girl the girl suffers but she'll do it willingly I'm not going to be a fool to rape someone clearly there is consent involved if you don't think that's going to know entertaining, so you're lying to yourself, Ryan confirmed. mm-hmm It's not even consolation.
I haven't heard from Ryan, but he'll say yes anyway and that brings me to my next comment. I wanted to tell you that I talked to you about this Gila. I have

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for you. I'm sorry, that's right, Danny, are you laughing over there? I have

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for you and myself. I have lost all respect for myself. in terms of our fans or the people who comment and participate oh god it's like I've seen this comment like a thousand times since we started doing the podcast regulate that I've lost all respect for you I remember the context of one of them was like, um, I was talking about the AI ​​stuff at the last top of the week and one of the top comments like somewhere I remember where it was Ethan needs to dig more into this and frankly I've lost all respect for him that's all after three years of hanging out and doing this together that's what it was this ain't wa and you say like a rapist or a pedophile I lost more respect for you I spent what on me because apparently they thought I was using Internet Explorer on my laptop That It's a joke, no, but at the same time they were kind of serious.
Things like how could you're using lost oh well this is Betty but I wasn't even using her it was an accident ok there was this other like yeah basically when you talk for three hours and you get something a little bit wrong about it that you are pending three hours and you're like, man, I'm not okay with that, I need to go in the comments, right? I've lost all respect for Ethan, man, we've been through it together, that's all, I swear to God, I've seen it many times. or like the last time in the interview with Jake Paul Ethan was too nice to Jake I have lost all respect for him or Ethan went to Harsanyi all respect for him oh wow Ethan talked about facebanks heard he talked to that about I lost all respect to him Ethan Ethan on I've lost all respect all respect is all gone all respect is gone so we can save that for something a little more serious Simon this is a John Oliver joke Simon you raped my little brother.
You didn't do some facts, some, so some of your research wasn't done to the best of my ability. I lost all respect for you. when you make an h3 video you edit it and represent yourself perfectly in a ten minute clip yes you can choose right you say something in different ways you can choose the best way you said it right yes dad things they are like that it's a big part of this and you know what you're saying, you're talking about something, but here on the podcast you talk for three hours, it's live, it's unedited, so basically it's much more raw and you're much more. exposed to judgment from those people watching a It's like people just lose all respect for you yeah I mean that's it but it's hard for me and emotionally to heal as well because we're opening up in ways we never have done.
That's why I like putting because it's a challenge. it makes me feel uncomfortable but on the other hand you know i am it's an interesting experience yes frankly i lost all respect for myself but i know there are people who enjoy it so thank you guys for what we are working hard. improve it every week as if it were very important to me. I have really high goals and dreams for what this program can become and I hope you see the improvement. We are working very hard to provide that for you and me. I mean we're going to skip the dick, what if that's not for the best?
I don't know what it is, oh, that's inappropriate. I have lost all respect. your skin thick to some degree but when you do this you're like Colossus from the x-men but you're already thick I'm thick but I'm still very sensitive ok let's move on to the rest I have to talk about. Moe Bradbury, we're finally bringing them here. I don't know, I still have a date, but I'm awake, we'll bring them here and that's good. I just realized that if they come here, we need them. preparing a red carpet for them is a meme no we need a red carpet for them but it's just that reference or something or not it's like we need Dan doing one of these handheld cameras with them yeah we should have like 20 extras clap you just bring the fans clap for them then dance on the sand board spam slamming anyway but you know with all the complaints i have i have to say i actually expected with looking forward to tuesday this weekend um-hm which is a really cool good sign yeah i usually don't look forward to making videos because it's like i don't know i just don't look forward to it.
Honestly, it scares me because it's a lot or stressful, yes, but I actually really wanted to do it, so I think that's a good sign. I found out we were nominated for a Streamy Award in comedy but I'm a bit confused is streamys one of those where you have to beg your fans to vote for you well the real question is is there an awards show on the one that you don't like things on the web, I don't mean, yes, that's yes, does it exist? i don't know because i know there are these award shows like last year fouseytube as a sweep and it's like the whole thing is just a competition to see who can beg their fans in the most blatant way to vote for them 20 times and then if the company was handing out the award it's like they had pop ups and all the spam ads on their website.
This is a total scheme to market the awards company. I don't know if streamys does that. Can you investigate that without playing which commercial? What is that oh Sh awards program for web stuff like st? reamys and the shorties the shorties yeah i think they're the same no good if streamys don't do it as a group a secret group that's legit mm-hmm but the vote really takes like it really bothers me it's just that scheme you know it's good to try to see if anyone in the chat knows. I send it. I just looked it up and it looks like it's completely vote based, even the nominations, which I'm guessing means some of your fans are hoping, really the nominations are vote based. on their website there is a place where you can submit nominations it looks like hmm and it's complete so people can vote for us for comedy so that's an outline because I looked online and even though it said it was made by a group of people I'm sorry that all these internet awards show that they all do the same thing, they just trust that youdo your own marketing for them, exactly who can promote our company. alright we know pointless award yeah thanks for winning us over a hundred thousand dollars and advertising and past brands of the stuff everyone wants to win an award so it's like I don't blame anyone for yes. it's a little scheme yeah total scheme so anyway yell at the little ones you don't really go there yelling louder alright ok i got a video for you guys to watch jordan first drop some of you may have seen this whether or not you guys have is definitely washed out I mean this is just one of my favorite videos of this entire year so you know about first pitch correct EULA mmm so every time you open a baseball game you have someone featured or an audience imagine or okay they're talking about me I know I know come throw the first pitch to open the game right so in this case they had this guy Jordan I don't know who he is but he's someone very Importantly, throwing the first spontaneous pitch is crazy.
Running the bases running for the first time under his own power after years of treatment at the Jimmy Fund. Now he's a 17-year-old right-handed pitcher at Barnstable High School on Cape Cod. My guess is he had some kind of surgery and ran around the field by himself. What an inspiration, so he went back to the first pitch. Get on board. Go out to the field. They are all lined up. going down one looks confident looks great a bubblegum is a complete rude this guy has thrown a couple balls right now it looks like you're hearing this through a really juicy curveball to the right side of catcher a and hit a cameraman on nuts don't laugh where y'all classic crazy shot give me a break here this is a tough gold crowd huh man after our show yesterday after the jake paul show we had a real experience trauma to which we moved. a new house and i called LA power and electric to change our address mm-hmm to cancel service at our old house and move to our new house and i gave them the date we were moving in september edie we come back after the podcast Jake Paul and there was no power or water that was completely off they came a month early to our house when no one was there and they did a total shut off on all of our services and just to give you a little perspective we just had our trash cans put in the street because that was the day they like to empty them mm-hmm so right before we enter the house we both throw the trash cans back to their place so we just touch the trash cans which are disgusting and I was waiting for wash our hands As soon as we entered the house, why did I enter?
I tried to soak my hands and then there is no water. It became one of the worst feelings in the world, so I called them. I don't know what's up with the government workers but they're all so useless I called them and yelled at them they turned off my fucking power and everything my gas my power my water a month early thank you for calling us mr. Klein, I understand you're having a little emergency, let me ask your supervisor something like that or not, she talks to her supervisor, it's like my supervisor is checking the call to see if it was our mistake of yours, yes, to see if you. she said september or august I'm like fine I mean it's fine because I want to know if I said it right or not but on the other hand it's like you knock on the door you ain't gonna help me if it wasn't my fault yeah she will do me sitting here with no electricity or water what a century yeah yeah yeah they say if it's not our fault we can't get to you for a week.
I'm like thanks, dude, I'm glad. I'm paying my taxes let's turn on my human I've got needs I just took a lot of money I flush it out dude that's what she says so she leaves she puts me on hold for like 20 minutes . Her managers hear the call. She comes. back she says hi my manager just heard the call and actually you said august we heard you said august i was like no i c I couldn't believe it he says no way let me talk to your supervisor and let me listen to that tape sir , she heard August clearly and that's, I'm afraid that's all I can do for you, so Ethan said, okay, okay, but please send me a copy of that tape, I want to hear it for myself and then she said ok you know i'll listen to her again.
I insist that they send me that copy of the conversation, so in the meantime, I keep insisting, she is just like you. you know what you know what my manager is actually still listening to the call yeah I'm fine so he puts me back on hold she comes back five minutes later and says you know what the recording was too low for her I couldn't hear very well but you actually said September so it's an art error and meanwhile Neal is looking at me like you're up and I'm starting in my own head like I'm up because Nathan was on the phone with them and so well this sloth even heard the call oh it was low you said september it doesn't make any sense after you insist on getting a copy yeah you're kidding me then anyway i had to wait for them for three hours , it was already dark so I just sat in our car because Ethan had to do what we were supposed to go to a meeting together yeah but they say I can only do it now and you have to be there oh this It's the next part, the person I'm talking to, the lady, it was like my supervisor was listening to the tape.
I was like, do we have to be there? She says no as long as she has access it was great so we start dating and then someone else calls me to confirm the date and she says someone has to be there. talk to each other so they have to go back to letting her sit in the dark in our driveway yeah for three hours and a brie is sitting in the dark what are you doing there? I was alone and my phone battery was dying yeah everything great never washed my hands she survived by the way she never washed her hands no it's not you have Ebola you survived so it was a little drama we had these people running are our world al less they fixed it in the end they fixed it then we had power oh man oh man i tell you i am i didnt say no i was right it was going to be a whole weekend like this cause everyone was right before the week yeah i was about of inciting domestic terrorism, but they lent a joke, but I think it's probably not the best climate to make those jokes imagine he had made a joke about an anti-government domestic terror I like that Felix PewDiePie did just say that, because before it was like i was just making jokes about nazi stuff but obviously i'm not into nazi but it seems like now you in this climate chose jokes like you don't know what i loved Felix made this video where He says okay I'm finally going to do this even if it's stupid I'm reporting these people mm-hm and guess guess what YouTube trending that video had yeah out of all the videos he's m made in the last six months since that everything should happen there like everything is algorithmic the trend let's trend this video i have more to say about that later but i have an important story to tell actually you know what but can we talk about the trend now because i was just going to say whenever you ask youtube how they pick what's trending they say it's just an algorithm and it depends on how much the video was shared on the internet like it was shared somewhere else the right sites but then you see videos that are trending, no, there's no way they were t-shirts anywhere.
NBC News what Jeff Dunham is talking about is why peanut well if they won't become a superwoman this new video with 200 views is trending again it won't even inherit you. you really see you really see some dummies on there shut up there now the trending list is such so anyway the thing is our podcast with Jake Paul was basically let's see here oh my gosh we're actually worried so we are in trend and good. You know I'll get to that in a second we're skipping it I've got it all figured out okay that was the first thing I wanted to do before I got into it because I want to talk about it and I want to talk about all the fucking Content ID crap for the we went through too but there is something really important we need to do before the neighbors have a broom fight this guy is holding a broom i know this lady has a can of spray paint and she is tagging her property with this kind of upstairs is filming she's got like a white spray paint she's tagging her bush so why were you upstairs filming she's tagging i was roasting this guy is chasing me and then with this every time she tags out loud the retention of this is building something special you don't discern i'm telling you this is worth it so now she now she's coming out with the broom handle and you know shit about to drop stop what's the new eva star wars coming out the last jedi this is this is an official preview for this show out dude this is like an old west showdown so she's coming out with spray paint in one hand and the mop and the other and friends coming out with this broom now to confront her she's got our grinder back as a badass she's ready to go Shogun on her this is get into chamber 21 some ninjas pay and build - that was so good when she come like walking out with his own broomstick and you realize you have a good old fashioned samurai battle watch this you know i love return its a fast paced story about good and evil as soon as you walk in that room so good and she's oh man okay let's move on anyway let's get serious what were you talking about oh yeah I have a really serious story.
This is really serious. I'm not kidding. I know we're joking here. I know you come here to have fun, laugh and forget about your problems. right before jake paul left me in the bathroom take it cool so what some of us have heard some of you may have heard this story but i didn't officially say it on the podcast i said it immediately after i got back , but I think it's important to share it with the world. In general, I was turning right before I don't know what's wrong with my body. I've heard people say they're never at work because their body says, 'Oh, I need to be in my natural habitat and I love that as a philosophy, but every time I step foot in the office I'm ready for my Hayden pants two minutes. like 45 seconds before the shot clock was about to go off i was walking around with some toilet paper hanging from my underwear anyway i mean they're having a and these two white collar businessmen walking around talking to each other speaking of golf they sound like very rich to do the guys good in the urinal one hits the stall right next to him and he starts to explode his ass like sometimes you take a walk out like quietly delicately put cups in the water r and it's like a perfect 10 in an olympic plunge with no splash sometimes you mic squirt and this guy was squirting just like sometimes you squirt so much it hits your butt not just your butt without or buttocks ok that was me just trying to illustrate the severity of what he was having so he walks in and finally drops the issue, pops his can, their conversation doesn't miss a beat once at the urinal in the he doesn't miss a beat they're still talking about golf his the friend at the urinal finishes goes to the sink to wash his hands the friend he was blaring at finishes at the same time he can't reach the toilet paper I swear to god it was like thirty seconds and then he gets up he pulls his pants back up that's, I'm amazing he didn't wipe he didn't wipe no no he didn't reach a single square mm-hmm he walks out of the bathroom and they walk out of the bathroom together I think he didn't even wash his hands and that the part weird it's like you're a freak and you don't clean yourself up moron why would you?
Why would you make your friend complicit in that right? I have never seen anything like it. Oh he acts. He was there like he was there, just losing his mind. well i had yeah the tuesday episode is really more like therapy then you guys take it out and frankly i lost all respect for those guys oh i know what they did in the building because he didn't wash his hands or clean his the worst part yeah hmm he's probably a chiropractor but that's what i was wondering how dude you put on your pants how do you get scratch marks and i guess there are people out there who just don't clean themselves up and then he gives us dirty whites: his my wife is like here she is honey there's a fire stained with dirty white shit i didn't think those people existed i don't know why the toilets are so cool because when you're in a booth and when i'm there i'm quiet Nobody knows I'm there I'm like a ghost mm-hmm you know and you wear this you see people in a very intimate setting or like you're like oh damn what's going on here it's like I feel like you could do and see from that way.
I tried not to do this faster than I can and get out but youyou never really don't want to see people and things like that it's a very private mm-hmm and you're doing it in a public place I feel like if you're a sociologist you could set up a really deep experiment there I think Joey Salads could set up a very deep i think it has actually there's more jokes that jokers do that actually i think it's funny and horrible you know assuming it's not set they do it where they're going to stop next to so much and then like wipe off Nutella on the shoes that are going to be like hey do you can do it you have extra toilet paper oh yeah and they deliver the paper with words and wipe Nutella in their hand while they grab the roll it has to be prepared though it has to be yes but have I seen that or are they the worst ones that will really clean your shoes, right?
Who did that? We saw some prankster shit monsters from YouTube, that's why it has to be set up. something women don't go through and men do go through sometimes because i wear flip flops a lot i'll stand next to a guy a urinal oh god pee splatters on my feet dude i tell you it happens and it's horrible i'm just giving you the realities of what life is like out there EULA but I'm sure it's w The stranger goes to the women's bathroom no really for what periods well yeah but sometimes I go in like in college we had a coed bathroom and i remember sometimes there was traces of a period in the toilet and like there was a pool of red blood at the bottom because it's heavier than water i guess but it's not on your feet yeah that's exactly what i want say, there's no similar interaction, no, that's as bad as it sounds, it could be really messy. sometimes in the women's room during the how do you like the me part it's messier than the men's room mm-hmm but there's no interaction there's no period blood splattered on you know yeah that sounds a lot worse somehow that's up now that's probably the worst thing is when another guy's pee splashes on my feet.
It's like, man, wow, like you can't blame them either. That is what they are not doing. It's a fucking bathroom. you guys are incidental to this, so what else do we have anyway? Oh guys I'm sure you all heard about the solar eclipse yeah so any eclipse whatever it was really cool we woke up that morning it was yesterday. it was a was this week it was yesterday optional lets say it was yesterday and i woke up didn't see the eclipse because i didn't have the space glasses apparently sold out btw we can watch we can just recognize how those space glasses people made a killing won a billion bucks with those space glasses probably cost like nickels to make them sold out nationwide you can't buy space glasses so I couldn't see them but the lighting was really creepy and creepy like it was a super unnatural feeling yeah it was weird the way it was it was normal but weird i dont know how it was just dark but it felt dusty like dusty and cloudy but there was a clear im dark at the time but here someone actually got a video cause this is in los angeles , so we had about 70% of a total eclipse, but here's a video I found of someone who had a total eclipse, um, and it was really cool to see. or really amazing and very fascinating. more fascinating than anything really fascinating even the whole podcast is Ethan saying fascinating i've lost all respect for it that sounds like that sounds like a joke but i swear to god that was a tongue in cheek i saw it okay so is there sound in this i guess not there is sound but anyway you can see here i am showing a video of the moment it turns into a total eclipse Just coming in tonight it's so weird can you put on some music Look at this it's so cool so cool it's just you can see everything it looks so badass seriously it's just at night the lights are on in the street it seems like it's 8am. m. really cool and that's cool there is this image that came out of the Eclipse this image is unreal look at this you see it's a plane driving just when the total eclipse is about to occur perfectly geometric it looks like a sword yes that's what I thought I didn't know what i was watching i saw him write on reddit to the guy who took it apparently by sheer accident but that has to be one of the best photos ever taken if we all perish and i wish i had seen it. yeah, that looks pretty awesome.
I don't think it looks like that. These are like special bubble gum telescopes and some but if we perish you know this is cool. We have to look at what else we have as a bit traumatic. kind of dramatic how do i remove this i got it what else i got a bunch of really cool oh yeah this is something else this is so cool about total solar eclipses if you guys have seen this basically if you look at the shadows of a tree during total eclipse what you're looking at is a projection of the eclipse and the concept behind it is really cool because essentially the right becomes so small that it's like a camera effect is that what's cool what it's displaying is that right when you look at a wall during a normal son it's just flooded with light it's just constant light but it actually consists of a ton of light beams individual light beams and this is what it shows now you can see the individual light beams with the Eclipse here because it's broken the light breaks in half I really didn't understand that's so we're so crazy you mean a native american and seeing this it's no wonder they have all these super beliefs rstitious and basically I have learned it in art school it is something like what happens inside a camera, basically it is when you close the shutter or the iris well you can do what you don't like in your house, for example, if you are in a room and you make it all dark and in one window cover it so it is completely dark but leave a small hole that it will go in if you have a window and a wall on the other side if you leave only a small window hole in the wall it will get a reflection from the street and it's upside down you can try it at home it's cool and that's how classical painters used to paint yup they would cheat they would get a reflection and make a little hole in the wall and trace over it. yes cheaters the art of Leonardo DiCaprio and I'll end it there.
I'm going to Chuck. I'll stop trying to sound smart after that. Here is another image. of the day and it's pitch black yeah it's really cool anyway you guys know how it works you know how that works but something I found funny was Neil was smoking deGrasse Tyson made it sweet a couple of days ago he told you I don't know why there was like a great mania as if it were a frenzy it's all the more annoying as every person I met on the street was as if you are going to see the solar eclipse like no, I'm not here, you know I have to do it, it's like he wishes he had traveled somewhere, but see, are you trying?
Are? Are you traveling to Ohio? mm-hmm well apparently in these places the path of the total solar eclipse there were like millions of people yeah well anyway Neil the Neil smoked deGrasse Tyson said the total solar eclipse happens somewhere on earth every two years so just calm down when people tell you they're rare mm-hmm so I guess it's not a big deal though just to explain how they occur somewhere on earth so you don't fly to Indonesia yeah within two years or wherever. being the next or the middle of the Pacific just so happens I think the last one that happened in the United States was 40 years ago, so why don't you step back and not be a wet towel?
I love the solar eclipse. an eclipse guy i like that too if you like that tweet you would d you are pro haters anyway he has a point just a little just a little bit of perspective what else oh let's not think looking for SeatGeek real quick thanks to our sponsor what happened oh my computer just rebooted thats good man this is a piece of crap can you hear me? It's all good Dan yes you're ok ok yes the computers are ok thank you so much to our sponsor today. they put a score of zero hundred on each ticket so you know if you're getting a good deal or a bad deal the good ones are green and the bad ones are red this is my favorite part if you ask for a seat the app basically lets you see the view from your seat if you get a dodgers ticket or a sporting event you can get the view from that seat and understand exactly where you're sitting and see a stadium to know if it's a good seat or a bad seat and let me tell you what else is ok yeah you go to seat geek and use the code they don't have a custom url there is a link in the description if you use the code h3h3 you get $20 off your first order there is a link in the description and you should be spamming tube for twitch its not a i mean basically you just get the app you download the app you use CODIS yes its not a condom actually im a big fan of ckick because there are so many shady predatory ticket agents out there yes they are like o h you, uh, tickets are $10, but the service fee is a thousand gods.
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I guess I'll call it a design flaw. This is not the first time. guys stay tuned we have more hot and spicy schmutz on the way oh yeah let me hear you better matzah let me hear you to proclaim the bronze name oh there was just one case he lost all respect for you guys don't let me going to give a brat oh guys no ok ok soon get it out mm-hm we have enough Kaazing I hope you guys feel revitalized after that look and I'm ready to jump where were we basically yeah like that we did the jake paul episode? last week i think i did very well i was happy with the way i did the amount of complaints it's crazy how i don't know what people people complain that i'm going to go easy on him and they have lost all respect for him I emphasize the loss of all respect all respect respect but the point is that you really want to like I want you to come here and reprimand him.
I mean this is a place to have a real conversation. My goal here when I have a guest like Jake Paul is to give you an idea of ​​what kind of person he really is and he does. answering questions correctly, yes, and sometimes, like with the Malone thing, he gives me an answer and that's when I can move on to do some kind of confrontation, but the point is to have a mature conversation if you're if you're here for any other reason, so i've lost all respect for you frankly i mean it's just we're all people you know we can't it's not like he's just an enemy and we're just going to be mean to him obviously we don't agree with a lot of the things that he does and the way that we create his content, but that doesn't mean you know this is a war that he's going to get into, he's still a person and I think that's the most interesting thing to me when having a invited like this what excites me is to humanize this person for better or for worse good, like they are full, I will call them, but I want to humanize them, I want them to see, I want them to see them as people because they are and that is interesting mm-hmm , I think that is interesting and that's not it. even the main point, the mayor wants to say that's the main point, but other things to consider is if we bring all the guests here that we disagree with and just scold them, who will want to come to our show, yes, it's ridiculous but that's anyway so we upload that and we usually put the vaad out on youtube like a day or two days later and what happened because we have to do some post production on it we have to export it , we have to upload it to YouTube what happens is people on Twitch can extract clips from our live stream and post it to YouTube first and I've never been through a cancer like YouTube so oh my gosh a guy like if there were like a thousand bootleg clips with tons of use. staging from you know three minutes to the whole or if the full two hours one of them was like a six minute clip of us talking about him bugging Malone and that video was uploaded way before our official video.yIt received like four million views in 24 hours and I wrote to you that there's like a bloody mermaid outside.
I wrote to YouTube basically right away when I noticed it and said please remove this video and some fringe on my copyright it was just a scam there. nothing added so obviously it was a copyright violation competing with our own video and they reply after 10 hours this video already has 10 million views and they say we need more information from you proving this is your video that is 10 hours old and already has 4 million views is trending YouTube even trended this video where was Canada where in some country they actually made this copied clip fashionable and I spoke after about 20 hours we finally removed it but I like this.
I'm emailing them from the official HTTP podcast email and they need more information from me to prove it's my clip. I say okay, so this guy scammed three million views and probably made three to five thousand dollars on it. like what can we do about it and my rep says this, well the only way you can get that is to ask the guy who stole it nicely look are you kidding me? It's interesting to get the perspective of both sides because I've always been on the side of copyright holders of abusers, but now being on the side of a copyright holder who is being visited by someone is really interesting, the only way you can get your money back from this heist is so easy to scam on youtube yeah that's why there are so many people doing it it's crazy so our video wasn't on youtube and then algorithmically youtube thinks that this hacked clip is the original to the podcast because the arson isn't there yet so they think ours is a derivative of the one that guy stole from us so they promote it, suggest it be on the home page and all that which our media isn't actually getting because it's considered a derivative it took 12 hours to take it down and we don't get any of it I didn't get my money back it was so frustrating.
I was really surprised every time we talked to people on YouTube. Everybody knows. I still know what we do. They are all fans. It's like you guys see there's a replay load of our show that's trending right now and it's got four million views. Nobody is watching. I don't understand. pretty true actually so we have this theory that our jackpot isn't just our podcasts our entire brand is completely banned from trending the last time we trended was basically before the huge thing blew up and I swear to god that I have a conspiracy theory that our channel got listed because of our stance of defending huge and we got marked as a hate channel mm-hmm or a drama channel or something and we totally got where our channel wasn't listed on The homepage was not showing up and related was not showing up in the sidebar and I recently spoke to some YouTubers who seem to have resolved that for us but I think we are banned from trending because it was not before and nothing ours so let me put this in perspective for you the podcast was trending number one in canada and this is a pattern what is this screenshot that is so useless what is this that is not related to nothing what the hell was that wait maybe this is yes here go i see this all the time our videos are trending in canada australia uk but never in the us its been at least a year yeah no we've been trending in the usa in canada it was trending in iceland it was trending in sweden these are all screenshots people sent us and i really think the management of youtube is just run by ideological fanatics like this.
It should be a democratic platform based on people who want to be seen as they are. I mean they own the company. the operational shadow the trending page is at least like yes being transparent about what is going on there they cant mean you know why because same with google note because what they are doing is probably illegal or at best unscrupulous mm- hmm so they can't they can't be honest about it since most of the people will work there they don't actually know what is really going on because everyone who asks them will say the same answer like oh , it's just that it's based on an algorithm based on how much a video was shared. my friends all play every shell. alright that video is trending yeah there's every KC. la and i choose really marketable people because i always get the same answer about trending you don't get as many views or subscribers so what do you know?
Don't worry, that's what they always tell us, but they mark it. the marketable people there because people who are not trying to get noticed by brands and companies and basically become the face of YouTube which has a lot of advantages beyond just being subscribers or views yeah you always see the same people like liza. No, first of all, I am not making any value judgments about these people. No, I think they are all talented people. These are the people. This is how the trending page is executed. raunchy like you literally watch every video it's shameless it's been going on for years it's gotten to the point where you go to the comments of him and everyone says why is casey trending again or why is he suggested to me. i never watched one of his videos you see the vlogbrothers like they pop up there was like a hundred thousand views and i'm like a superwoman you see the same people on there it's annoying i really want to find a way to be independent from youtube It's getting frustrating, it's like you have this gloomy teacher who holds his fate in your hand every day, they control whether you know you're successful or not. it's possible and watch ninja warrior death eggs to get disqualified right away but he's dead so he can't hear the whistles and everyone tells him he failed.
This is a great age range, my friend. I'm sorry my heart breaks for this guy but it's really special to see my stepson Josh so Josh will like to shoot no when the bell rings to start his career what an inspiring blog what an inspiration there you go. its the sign you are underwater your foot touches the water so you are disqualified but you cant hear the buzzer everyone says its out its so tragic or what someone had to get on the monkey bars and be like you dude you're disqualified and the guy's deaf so he can't understand what he's saying so he's looking at his son who's waving he's like what is he saying I don't know why he's trying get their attention now because something they do climb they say monkey bars you're disqualified so now your son is waving and saying hey you know god let them forget about it and try to make it better next year and he's going to kill, but this whole situation is so unbelievable that I was then. and i'm funny.
I do a deaf Ninja Warrior which I get disqualified right away and can't hear. It's like, oh my god, it's a cartoon. Anyway, I love this format. I get into something serious and I'm like Ariela. all good so now i have to make a little correction once again, going back to the jake paul episode. I don't know if I like this format. Really, why do we finish talking about one and the topic and then move on? If we didn't, this is before we talk about Jake Ball. This is the face, this is the face, something big, it's very dense, you have to break it, I feel that I enter your mind with the ADH three steps in the mind of man, yes, I have lost all self-respect, we should rename this podcast from h3 podcast i've lost all respect for you h3 podcast is i have a method isn't 8 it's cool you got a good thing then you care a lot real face becomes real we're talking about a Boeing 3 it's not about from J penguins already let me in on that, it's not about Jay Paul in the jig paul episode, he accused the phase banks we talked about briefly during that episode of putting his assistant in a headlock and hurting him the neck yeah it was a huge accusation and a lot and when we did that show phase he hadn't made any statement about it but he did make a response video which turned into this huge internet drama which by the way you can tell it is a serious accusation.
I think I was rooting for Jake, that was not my intention at all. I was just asking about it. we hit jake and that's just one side of the story so the phase bank basically says man this is a pit he's in denial he's dead he denies everything and the only thing that makes me know makes me see , everything is so weird like this is something serious this is not a problem we can't be kidding like choking women so the phase apparently went to the nightclub or facebanks went to the nightclub and got the security footage and on In security footage there was no record of the incident. is what he said on Tw It's more, but I think that after making that accusation and then the banks make a video saying that someone from Team 10 drugged him that they were there trying to get him drunk and that this was all orchestrated as something - I don't know with him which seems pretty out of place everything seems so out of place yeah at that point it's like the whole story is just ridiculous leave me out of this yeah but the only thing is jake makes this video like if you had drowned me assistant and I'm going to go get the security footage and you know he hasn't really had any response from Stan and according to the banks the security footage shows no incident apparently they reported it to the police so anyway that that's all, that's all. i want to say about it so you know no yeah don't get involved because no one thought we took his side we're not going to take it yeah definitely not i only listen to jake because he's sitting here i listen to his side. from the story anyway that's me that's my take on all that but he's too racy to get involved in his own youtube channel linked to extreme youtube drama chris brown edit hmm i love flirting with chris Brown, he's so obnoxious he looks like a he.
How is that guy still popular? I do not know. I guess that's a separate conversation. Respect yeah so I got some excerpts from the jurors in the Scre Ali case so how it works when someone goes to trial is they interview jurors randomly from the population in that area to sit on the jury to do A judgment. about this guy after they witness the trial and they ask them a bunch of questions to see if they are biased because they want a jury that is not biased, that is fit to serve and can think rationally and fairly about the case, so they attract to people and they ask a bu a lot of questions and based on their answers they will be selected or sent away or relieved of duty so i got some excerpts from the lawyer asking these jurors what they think about shkreli and they're actually pretty spicy here let's hear the so here's one that the court says the purpose of jury selection is to ensure fairness and impartiality in this case if you think you can be fair and impartial it's your duty to tell me if you can't being fair it's your duty is to tell me well sworn number one i know the defendant and i hate him they say sorry i think he's a greedy little man damn it i guess he's excused though it's much more admirable to say it honestly than to be like oh i don't know him as he holds a grudge and then obstructs justice yes juror number 59 your honor of him he is totally guilty and there is no way i can let him get away from anything. a crime that has not been proven guilty, it's my addition to all your conduct and what you've done to people, okay we'll excuse you sir, and then you go ahead and disrespect the wu-tang clan, probably he played that in his head.
I love that and when he left he disrespected the wu-tang is it the blue tang or is it the sign that it is I think that is that there is no more than one the question is have you heard something that would affect your ability in this case to be from open minded i don't think i can be because he looks like a jerk you're jury number 144 and we'll excuse you well if you ever want to get jury duty new martins corelli case tips anyway pretty pretty cheeky there's more i think that's all yeah yes and then finally or yes I mean yes this is finally so once again I was disrespected for talking about Ilan.
People have lost all respect for me. Hmm, yeah, he's fine, but Ethan's lack of research made me lose all respect for Elon Musk, who I still love and that he's an angel. I'm going to put them on the thumbnail with a halo and a glow around the silhouette of him, you know? I don't care about your respect. I just want you to not have anyone's dick in my mouth, so Elon Musk is leading a collective of 116 experts. calling for a total ban on killer robots armed robots open letter signed by the head of Tesla and the CEO of Google, um, urges that you want to block the use of lethal power on the screen so we can, oh yeah, open, that's it something high end uh yeah so essentially what's going on it's not really so much about artificial intelligence as what it's good at I guess it's weaponry like computersadvanced and Nai and basically they're saying in this article this collective that we need to regulate this before we go into a third wave of weapon combat mm-hmm it was like first you have modern warfare, then you have nukes and they say this third wave of war powered by AI machines will be even worse than all those pretty scary stuff like they say Dan you got some of those quotes about what they said well they say once to listen once they are developed lethal autonomous weapons will allow Armed conflicts are fought on a scale greater than ever before on time scales faster than humans can comprehend, that's the madness.
AI where it's like you don't even understand what they're doing until everyone is playing a game of chess essentially with massacres and we're a that's right I mean so flattered inactive after all the years these can be weapons of terror weapons of death spit and use of terrorists against innocent populations and arms piracy to behave in undesirable ways we don't have much time to act once this Pandora's box is open it will be difficult to close it the experts have previously warned that artificial intelligence technology has reached a point where development of autonomous weapons is feasible in a few years so this is pretty scary you're watching movies it's happening ok i'm telling you listen to everything i've lost all respect for you Ethan , I'm kidding, I'm kidding, anything was not relaxing, let's respect myself, so here, uh, also South Korea is not us anymore I am fully autonomous weapons as AI on the border, large demilitarized zone.
I love this. called a deminer mineralized zone militarized zone has like the most advanced weapons on earth look at this this is a fully autonomous robotic sentinel on the north korea border south korea missionary had a robocop this thing has like infrared heat tracking night vision has basically all weaponry components and it's completely self-contained it can track people walking a mile away just by its heat that's pretty scary this is straight in a fallout like you know the Dark Brotherhood check this out yeah so this is what's going on this is just the beginning you know imagine the drone with one of these strapped to the rug or a submarine these already exist there's a USS. warship that's unmanned in the ocean right now built in 2016 completely unmanned oh yeah so these instruments of war I mean it's cool there's two sides right You take out the human component and no one gets hurt but when you take out the human component you also lose all compassion you lose all perception of what war really is mm-hmm when you get a like there's this classic story during the Cold War there was an armed Russian submarine with nuclear warheads and they gave a false alarm on the submarine that the United States had bombed Russia and their instruments were malfunctioning and he was telling them to nuke the United States and this guy on that submarine what was he like I'm not doing this no It makes me feel like I won't even though the orders were to shoot him Wow and but that human compassion that human touch that human life basically prevented a nuclear holocaust and if you know this is run by computers you don't have that filter then what is what is Elon Musk doing right now?
Basically, he's leading a coalition of experts calling on governments and the UN to block the use of lethal autonomous weapons, so they're there, they're talking to the governing bodies of governments. saying let's not go down this road but unfortunately I think it's too late I don't think there's any way to stop it maybe I'm wrong but it's kind of inevitable I mean war is always like this there's always an arms race this is how power is expressed and today you know that the United States, China, Russia, it is an arms race, always all this with AI.
I wasn't even thinking about it until you know Musk tweeted about it. I've lost all respect for it's you for acknowledging it that's the problem anyway I don't have anything nice to like to end but I want to thank you all for seeing a thicker one supporting us through subscriptions here on twitch via amazon prime twitch donations everyone Thank you very much God bless you next week our snippet this week our next episode is memories it will be Thursday at 3:00. We will not do it on Friday of this week and it will be a lot of fun.
I'm going to have Ryan Jones. amiss and skippy dating advice collins probably not confirmed while skippy is in ryan is in I mean he's not officially but he's in let me check my phone email he may have already responded not yet and we want to call the graphic designers , TRUE? oh yeah wait, the Streamy Awards answered for a long time. According to Streamers Heaven, winners are determined by the Streamers Blue Ribbon Panel, a judging body of creators, executives, and other professionals in the online industry. wo fan voted categories for show of the year and creator of the year so there's only two fan voted huh that's it that's the one that diffused those are the two he won ok um creator of the year I think it's so funny because senior year fousey likes to cry this, streamys and he was doing all this just begging, begging, begging, tweeting and he even created a giveaway that you would just enter by voting for him in the streamys and i think so i bet it's one of the two. categories so that's that's better that's great what you're drinking from it's a double cup situation always trying to minimize yes we're looking for a designer to do we have email setup so yes we do what's happening on the screen in this moment is the graphs of the age of three years in gmail.com, is it on the screen?
You can see it, yeah, so we're basically looking to start our own merchandising operation between here, the podcast and the h3h3 productions. We are looking for a talented designer. who is familiar with our content and also very skilled in illustrator, yes illustrator, we are looking for a serious designer, someone we can work with, relax and have a good time, the motive is merchandise, so especially if you have some experience, we will merge it. It would be beneficial so please send your CV or resume or you can even say hi here is my portfolio link to Tumblr or whatever but please don't apply if you don't have illustrator experience mind you that is required for the job because that's how you export the image and send it to the shirt people so anyway thanks for watching guys you had a blast here on tuesday's therapy episode and see you thursday for the next week for the next episode this week so thank you all so much for coming and see you in a couple of days guys thanks da

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