Going Private Soon! The Secret To Instagram Success

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to better monitor behind this one all the time. Hello everyone and welcome back to youtube.com, a website created by fish for fish, if you have seen any of my videos then you have already seen this one the difference is in this video the words I say are

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to be a little different. you're going to make this video for me that's what I saw a shoe and it says what is that if I I said it once, I've said it a million times. I have the attention span of a nine year old and all the filming yesterday was too much for me so I took a little break and here I am today with a New Beginning at 350 4pm. a beautiful cloudy day outside creating fantastic lighting anyway stick around because I'm going to show you how to get famous on Instagram for me this all started about a week ago someone in my Instagram DM told me to check out the so innocent.

The main page Asia has 3.5 million followers and at first I was confused. I was wondering what's so special about your

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accounts, so I have two requests to follow and I don't really want to follow them if I don't have to. I continued, although I asked to follow them a couple of hours later and they accepted me. I was scrolling through his page and for the most part it's like two thirds of his posts are screenshots from his Twitter, the joke about his Twitter is that It's usually from a parent's point of view or it's like my children are doing something that is obviously sexual, but I am innocent and stupid, so I don't realize that it is sexual, but they are like two things.

There are too many things like my daughter always tells her boyfriend how wet she got, why doesn't she invite him to the beach when she goes? It's so embarrassing that my daughter goes to the bathroom with her boyfriend when they are in public. I was there for hours. I hope she's not constipated. My son's girlfriend said she liked his meat. I didn't know my son wanted to be a chef. Yes, this page is a lot of fun, but like I said, it's two-thirds of its posts. The other. Third, it just means it's a general necessity like this when your parents pick you up early from a sleepover and the dog is angry.

Okay, I'm starting to understand why they have such a juvenile sense of humor when you've only been alive for a month but you're already set up with the world and it's a little baby, it's annoying, no, I added the world, but I'm a baby. and then the title says yo, so I get it now, the reason they are so bad is because a 1 month old is the one posting this, but good for him for having such a strong commercial sensibility. He's making money off of this, but we'll talk about that later, so I looked at the page and saw things like this and thought.

Yeah this is stupid but it's really not worth making a whole video about it being just dumb memes but really what's interesting about this page is something I didn't notice until I followed them for a couple of days but they make these shout outs. for all these other meaningful pages and the reason you don't see them when you scroll is because they're only active for an hour or two, so what all these pages have in common is that they're

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. request to follow them now at first glance, at least to me this seems counterintuitive, if your goal is a bad page, it is to get as many followers as you can, which is the only goal for these people to get a lot of followers and make money.

So why would you create an extra step that is necessary for people to follow you, but it actually has the opposite effect? People want to follow you more because you're private and it creates this illusion of exclusivity where it's like it's a club that you want to access. be part but they don't let you be part and deep down you don't even want to be part of the club, you just want to be invited to it, you know you don't want to. I feel good, what's wrong with me? Why can't I join your club? your club please let me into your club did you finally get into the club and you realize that the club is just a bunch of shitty memes and there are no people there and it's not really a club because it's an

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page and this was all just a metaphor and maybe you're thinking well this isn't that surprising, it's interesting to me but maybe it's not to you, but it still works well, it's not just a couple of pages puckering up followers with similar shadows and stuff, it's several times a day. see another scream for a different page too, so innocent parents screamed notes from couples notes from couples screamed enthusiastically the trailer that was just food lovers crushes all kinds of food, check it out, but you know, you go to food lovers food and register your private. a follow to be able to see them and then you know that you come just to see them crushed Pringles you stay for the thanks of other pages they also shout it call of the body follow for more explicit sexual content ooh if I am a little ten-years old that I am then I will know , I'm intrigued so I want to follow them, you know, I'll look both ways to make sure my mom isn't standing on my shoulder, but I want to follow them for more sexual information. explicit content, so you go to the body call and you get a request and I notice here they are followed by so in your parents and partners note, to me that means they are all owned by the same person, so call a body of this new page i follow i chatted with your book tweet omg yearbook tweet post the funniest quote for seniors hurry up because they will only accept the next 500 requests they will not accept all requests their goal is not to accumulate that many followers as possible. it's just to accumulate 500 more like they have seven hundred and forty thousand but they're only taking the next five hundred so you better hurry up and keep going don't even think about it, don't stop to think about it, don't do it.

He hesitates and sees that they are followed by the call of the body and then it is evident that such an innocent father screamed. Vining failures continue until years to see more. Click online. Taylor s. Oh, what do you know, their private parts have to still be in the couples' notes. those in the clips follow the clips to see all this mind-blowing scientific experience and then you go to the clips and guess which clips are private. Do you see the theme here? Do you see what is happening? They are locking people up because if you want. to see any of their content, you have to subscribe, you have to click follow and most people don't jump right in, oh right away, because they're part of this exclusive club, it's not exclusive, anyone can be a part of it, they probably even have likes. a bot that accepts requests for them so they don't have to manually check and click on their screen literally 3 million times now calling body is screaming requested goals follow goals is the number one strangest page i have to follow them i mean call del phala body for explicit sexual content you have to follow the ad goals now click on those goals oh look they are private i have a request to follow here is another couple note follow lovers saying I know I'm being repetitive here but it's fascinating For me how many pages are there.

I thought they were just a couple but every day it's like there's another page and then that page shouts this other page and I think they're all owned by the same person or maybe it's just shouting for the sake of shouting, they all have similar followers so Let's expand this page a little. Here is another page that such innocent parents screamed, everyone follow, hahaha, admit the number one page on Instagram, I don't know what. means number one what's number one me the best the most followers is not the most followers they only have four point three million hurry up before they go private now this page is actually not private but by saying hurry up before them going private is like I have to follow them now because if they go private they won't accept me.

I mean, they have 4.3 million followers. They probably don't have room for more. They don't have room for that many people for your bot to click on except when they request it. I mean, but these are so much fun, I mean, look at this, admit it, you closed the refrigerator door slowly to see when the lights go out in a minute, you never read the terms and conditions, like the most boring obvious things, like yeah , as people admit. You have done something normal that everyone has done. Come on, buddy, you can be honest with me. You accidentally pushed a door that said "posts" on it.

Come on, you can be honest with me. We are friends, don't give it to us. I look at that here's something else that a couple of these put up, it's almost as if they know that people get upset when they publish all these screams because these until now following such innocent parents the entire live scene are screams for other pages that don't even I see their own Pope they say in some of these thank yous this other page doesn't post thank yous I know how upset you are with the posts on this page shut up some follow another page that doesn't post what they post are just boring memes The most boring memes you can imagine for It's obvious to me that couples notice and in a sense, family and a couple of these others are owned by the same person because they're literally just copying and pasting these thank yous and it's probably them.

They are just shouting their own ages to share the wealth, but not really to share the wealth because simply all the wealth is theirs, whatever it is, this person has a lot of money. I don't know how much I really die, I honestly don't know. how much, but I know they have a lot of money because they don't just do this for fun, they don't do it because they just like the attention, they do it because they can make money and you wouldn't believe it. yo, let's go to lol on the listing page, the page that I've promoted quite a bit now, the first thing you'll see in their bio is a funnier post on Instagram.

Credits go to the respective owners and the business DM, so let's get into it. The three dots are the number one funniest posts on Instagram Who remembers Kim Possible? Do you remember Kim Possible? The program. We all take a moment and then it's a photo of the drink and Josh Taft, but like a few years later, after they stopped filming. shows who else remembers this Drake and Josh episode with a lot of nostalgia so far and then Josh is drinking, they're at the movies pretending to be Amish or something. I think I remember that episode. Yes, to answer your question, yes. remember Kim Possible, yes I remember Jake and Josh Jake and Josh Jake and Josh, that's the future.

I wouldn't be surprised if Jake Paul and Josh Peck in the future created their own web series called Jake and Josh, but we'll take it. I think we can cross the funniest Instagram posts off the list. Now let's move on to the credits, go to the respective owner. This is something a lot of these meme accounts steal people's media so let's say ODM for credit or whatever but this person didn't even do it. say as diem for the credit only that the credit without you even having to ask will go to the respective owners, which I'm going to dispute that 100% now because I won't skip a single one of these.

I don't see credit on any of these, so we can cross credit, go to the respective owners off the list and the latest business agreement, which is one more thing before we get to the business. It's interesting that the other page thanks them. He said this page doesn't do mentions because his three most recent posts are, you guessed it, it screams you have to follow me and I'm high, follow emojis Journal for the meaning. I have to follow emojis Journal because I have to see what. this emoji means I've been using this emoji before and I've been using it wrong Don't let me down go on in two seconds to be accepted faster just accepting the next fifteen it's like I said it's this illusion of exclusivity what you want be part of this club , you better hit follow right away and don't even stop to think about it and then here's one of epic daily jokes, who are these, who are there, these mini meme pages that are just scratching the surface here, but and them.

We're all private, it's amazing while I'm making this video, I'm finding out more about what this video is about and I'm loving it. We've already debunked the first two points they're trying to make in his bio, so let's look at the last one. it's DM now, what that means is if you have any business queries and then want to give money to this page to get some kind of service in return, DM now this morning I had the idea to message them and say, how much for a page screams because that's what it looks like you're doing there's no response here yeah they'll let you know if that changes so as of now I can't tell you how much lol he admits he's making from this Instagram page which I remind you of.

All these Instagram pages only post memes that they get from other websites. I perfectly support people who create content online and make money from it, but these people do not create content, they make money from other people if this is not the case. It makes you angry, you're not thinking about it correctly. I got into this discussion online before. I think it started on Twitter with accounts like calm and white-girl and Dorrie, and you know, if you've been on Twitter, you're under you. I understand theI could just say thanks for watching, like and subscribe, the little stinkers are the strongest force in the universe, but I'm not just saying I just ran a bull because that's what I've already been doing so I keep doing it anyway.

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