YouTuber Boxing (and other things that make me laugh)

wow, finally my collection is complete Hi guys, welcome back to Drew Gooden's variety show, this is something I do once every two years, where I take a bunch of unrelated

things

and inexplicably put them all in the same video, enjoy, oh I've done some severe

boxing

. It's one of the toughest sports out there, I'd probably put it at number two, right behind MMA fighting, but it gets pretty tough because, yes, people beat each

other

up in

other

sports, but it's generally assumed that They shouldn't do that. They get kicked out of the stadium when that happens and then they get a small fine in the mail saying how dare you

make

fun of this sport where everyone puts on colorful suits and tries to hug each other as tight as they can.

It's serious, but

boxing

is different, violence is encouraged, it's intentionally aggressive, that's why I find it so funny when there's so much sexual tension before a fight, don't worry, I didn't spend $50 to see that fight, I didn't pirate it either. . illegally because I am a law abiding citizen and I couldn't find a working link. What I did do was watch a live reaction from someone else who was watching the fight and I have to say it was definitely worth my money, but of course not the fun. We won't stop at paul v mayweather last weekend, we had the official showdown between youtube and tick tock, that's right, the non-existent platform war has finally come to a series of organized fistfights and to be clear, this It is for entertainment purposes only.

I'm not sure I understand the point of that disclaimer, but I'm not sure I understand the point of any of this and the lineup was incredible. You had Tanner Fox, Vinnie Hacker, Ryland. Okay, I don't know who these people are for a second. I got excited because I thought Dance Gavin Dance was involved, but then I realized I read the lyrics in the wrong order, but headlining the event was Bryce Hall, the ultimate tick tock guy and Mr. Ace Family himself. This is going to be good. I am superman. I'm 21 years old. I'm at my best right now, look at me, I'm going to knock out Austin because I'm a real fighter and I have two weapons here.

Well, first of all, 21 is not the best time of your life. I'd say it's more like eight because it's all downhill from there. Second of all, those aren't weapons, dude, those are your arms, trust me, I check it, maybe that's why I ended up kicking his ass. Austin started hitting him and he said, Sorry, I thought we were having an old-fashioned cowboy duel. I must have read the sign wrong. Also, when is Dance Gavin Dance coming up now? You may have noticed that there's a bit of a theme in the lineup of guys that are involved in these. events, most of them are creators who have essentially made a name for themselves by being someone people don't like and when you run out of ways to

make

everyone talk about you by pissing them off, the natural next step is to accuse them. money to watch you get hit in the face and you know what works is the epitome of not being able to look away from a train wreck alone instead of trains crashing into each other it's two people creating shitty content on the internet like I don't I might Stand Austin McBroom, but I wasn't mad when he gave Bryce a bloody nose at the end of the day.

I have a dumb caveman brain. I can't help what I like. Now I have seen many people criticize these events. By calling them a disgrace to boxing you are taking what is a very prestigious sport with a lot of history and honor and turning it into a joke and I understand there have been examples in the past of people disrespecting it. the art of fighting and ends up kicking them in the face, so I'm not saying you're wrong for thinking that way, all I'm saying is watching Aaron Carter, a disgraced former pop star, get in the ring with Lamar Odom. a six-foot-ten retired NBA power forward is one of the funniest

things

I've ever seen.

Lamarr makes Aaron look like a nine-year-old simply by moving his arms as hard as he can. He had to jump. the ground so that his fists would reach his face even the commentators were

laugh

ing. Can you guess who won the fight? I'll give you a hint, it wasn't Aaron Carter and you could say well that's not fair, Aaron is a lot smaller than him and that's true, but he knew before he agreed to do the fight it's not like he was unexpectedly mugged. outside his house, he knew what was at stake and was very confident in doing it.

I'm going to eat it, so bad people will be like. Did you see Aaron Carter? He could defeat Conor McGregor. He messed up, so like Bryce Hall, he got what was coming to him: some punches to the face and, more importantly, a big old check. You can hate these events as much as you want and I certainly do. I don't blame you but this is not the end of

youtuber

boxing, this is just the beginning of all social media apps. I would say that Instagram provides the least amount of real substance, ninety percent of what I consume on their stories is content. that the person who posted them didn't consider it important enough to live in a permanent space and I'll sit there for hours looking at it all, but Instagram also has probably the worst learning algorithm when it comes to determining what kind of content you want to see.

I follow some football pages and I'm a person, so you know I eat some food from time to time, so Instagram takes all that information and says here you go, I have just what you need or I send you food, sports and food. and sports and food and sometimes brent rivera, how did you get here? That's my full explore page, that's all I get. Billions of dollars have been invested in machine learning technology and the only thing this machine has learned about me is that sometimes I am hungry. and I feel like at this point for me at least it's broken beyond repair because sometimes I click on things they show me and interpret as awesome.

We knew you'd like more of that on the way, but how are we supposed to? click on something else if you never show me anything else anyway that's my algorithm my point is most of my explore page are food videos which led me to this account called keto snacks I only have two burgers and I put all my toppings in the middle this is so much healthier than using bread and it's so exhausting oh my gosh so quickly if you don't know what keto is basically it's when you try to cut out carbs and sugar and replace them with mostly meat and fat.

There are plenty of videos that explain it more scientifically and compare and contrast the health benefits, but that's the diet in a nutshell and it seems to have become a lot more popular recently, partly because a lot more people are doing it and partly Partly because many people make fun of them for doing it personally. I'm not healthy enough to judge someone for participating in a diet that involves a lot of impulse control because that's what I'm worst at. Why you think I'm always here wearing hoodies in the summer is because I don't like my body, but I still think it can be really fun to make fun of how absurd some of these videos are.

The first one I saw from Keto Snacks was this one. Make the easiest keto lunch ever. You're just going to take a block of cream cheese and add a little bit of everything except the bagel, oh my gosh, I thought, "Okay, that's funny, he's parodying all the keto Instagrammers and tick tockers mmm, a scoop of cream cheese." delicious, but then when I explored more of your page I realized that wait, most of this is a parody of candied bacon, lots of gimmicks like pizza where there's just more cheese and more meat and no dough, but then I'll see one like this.

Make my favorite keto snack. You're just going to cut up a stick of butter, dip it in some mayonnaise and oh my god, this is so explosive, okay, that has to be a joke, but 90 of their page are serious recipes, so. when I get to it, I'm almost not sure if it's real or not. I also love how he describes everything that's good like busting, this was straight bursting, this is so boisterous, this is one of the most exciting combinations ever, sometimes it's almost like he's arguing with himself even though this is Busan you want to know what really is Busan this is so basic no it's not what you want to know what's really ruined okay sorry eggs again some of these are really interesting quite creative um and then he just make one that's like a gimmick life, put a slice of cheese on a slice of meat, I bet you never thought of that, but what I really love that it does is it has all these funny nicknames for strobing things, boobs, sugar-free whipped cream, blueberries, no .

We are not saying that there are stains around here, now that he is busted, he will also throw it away in a super unexpected way. Now just add half a cup of mozzarella some seasonings okay normal so far for super easy clean up now you're just going to spray it with hairspray cover your mixture with pepperoni hairspray it's not that funny but I read the comments and almost no one refers to it so I'm going crazy here, like I really use hairspray, but the best moment of all his videos was without a doubt this you're just going to cut an avocado in half and remove the wooden ball and remove the wooden ball remove the wooden ball the little wooden ball look, I always thought that was the pit it was like a little seed that grows inside with the avocado, but that's not the case.

Turns out all the farmers who distribute avocados actually put a little wooden ball inside to piss us off anyway, that's pretty much all I have to say about that guy. Now you can see why I couldn't. Make a whole video about them, um, but I thought they were fun and I wanted to share them with the class. You want to know what is really working. Finally, some of you have been sending me a new Buzzfeed quiz that I'm really excited about. No it's not what kind of trash are you or this buzzfeed quiz about buzzfeed quizzes both are great options but I've always thought you know in this world you're either a danny gonzalez or a draw gooden and I think today is the day in which we find out which Hello, Danny, hello, how are you doing?

I decided to wear a hat today and I was worried I'd be the only one wearing a hat today, but it turns out you're wearing one too, so I couldn't help but notice. your hat is chicago and your shirt says nashville so what the hell? The c in my head doesn't mean chicago oh I thought Stan means country boy oh okay I know your mentions have blown up with this Buzzfeed quiz yeah. In fact, it's been a lot of fun. Many people have told me that they included me in the questionnaire, which makes me very happy.

Yes, and people told me that they included me and that makes me angry. There are 50 chances to include you in this quiz, but you still get angry because they are like they are stealing your style or something absolutely furious, okay, so this quiz is called in this world, you are either daniel or also Jewish. Well I do not know. If I really agree with that premise that you are one or the other and there are no other possibilities, yes, well, especially from my point of view, I don't want anyone to be me, so ideally everyone is Danny Gonzalez and you know what to be .

I honestly don't like feeling left out, so I'd also prefer it if everyone was me. Look, we are different. Yes, because you are not a country bully. Yes, I know I am a little. Do you think it will be the first time. quiz actually in this world are you a country boy or a small question number one, pick some pants, jeans or shorts right away, this is a really difficult question, is it ok, it just depends on the weather, how I feel how I put? jeans when it's cold outside and shorts when it's hot sometimes I don't wear them, like when I'm sleeping or in the shower, what time is it a hot summer day?

Or am I naked and wet? I guess if I had to choose one to use. For the rest of my life I guess I would choose jeans because I don't want my legs to get cold, well just to be different I will definitely choose shorts so wait, which I don't think I've ever done. I wore this hat in a video. Well, I don't have any red hats, so I'll choose the blue one. Yes, I have to choose red. I mean, it's too coincidental to not pick a topic to discuss. I can't decide which one it's supposed to be. be which because I know you've made a video about vin diesel before but we both made a video about jeremy renner so I could watch it, I guess I make videos about someone famous and you make videos about a bad movie, what would you rather drink.

I think you're pretty upfront on your channel about being a big smoothie guy. TRUE? I did that seven-part series on my favorite smoothie flavors. I'm surprised one of these isn't Lacroix, although you are something like that. a famous lacroix connoisseur. I'm wondering if the person who took this quiz doesn't know what lacroix is ​​because some people don't know and they just see it in a can and think it's going to be a soft drink because I've had a lot of people. I say I tried La Croix for the first time because you keep talking about it and it was disgusting and it's like well, yeah, obviously, if you don't like sparkling water, don't mind.I'll like La Croix, but they think it'll be like a tasty fizzy drink, yeah, with sugar and flavor, and it's like licking the outside of a lime, it's kind of what Lacroix tastes like the first time, I guess it's a milkshake, I don't know , I mean, you know what I'm a little worried.

It's like all these questions are random and have nothing to do with any of us and it just randomly assigns you to one of us at the end, maybe this is like the default quiz questions when you ask one and they made the title and then I accidentally clicked Done, it's like ohhe choose a place you'd rather go for a date. I'm noticing a bit of a trend here, but I'm going to pick a restaurant. Okay, but I feel like I'm choosing all the answers on the left and you're choosing all of them. the correct answers I'm starting to notice that they could also all be based on location you live in a colder state I live in a warmer state I wear shorts and I eat outside and you wear jeans and I eat inside and I wear a blue cap because it's cold and you wear a red cap because it's hot, red is infamously the color of fire, you know, what's weird is that I'm wearing a blue cap with a red emblem, we accidentally dressed like each other's inverse today, right? what are you wearing? shorts right now I feel like this test is catching us at the same time and it's not like I'm not known for wearing jeans and you're known for wearing shorts, but it turns out we're wearing them today.

I'm suddenly terrified of this person's ability. to see the future I'm actually looking out the window there's a guy with a laptop right outside and it looks like he's filling out the answers to this quiz while we're sitting here no, I don't have that for me I see someone looking at me with binoculars and masturbating, but that's probably not related. Well, this one I guess I could see the logic in Would you rather sing or dance? You are known for your music. Do you sing. I was watching our video about him again. in the principal's office and I danced with you and also sang during it.

I thought yeah, I mean, I understand I have a young face too, so maybe the fact that I'm a boy singing has something to do with it, yeah, are you a boy? singing or an adult dancing and then the last question, which emoji are you apple or apple are you reading? They are crediting apples. I think they think each of these emojis are apples. I could see that the one on the right is a tree. with apples maybe those aren't ornaments, they're apples hanging from the tree and this is like a wave of apple juice, yeah, the Christmas one makes sense because I guess we make videos about Christmas movies, but we both do that.

Have you ever been open about how you like to surf? I don't like surfing. I don't know if I've said this in videos, but my ideal vacation is like a beach vacation where I just like to sit on the beach. and do nothing so I'm referring to the fact that you started that sentence with I don't know if I've said this in a video but that goes with the theme I've never made it public that I have a red hat that I'm wearing shorts right now or that It's Christmas at my house, I mean, I've been to your house, so I know this, but a lot of people don't know if you opened that door behind you, it's like a winter wonderland back there. just like the Christmas trees and the elves and well, I don't want to, I don't want to let him in when you open the door in the video.

Can you edit it as a growling sound effect and then quickly close it? Christmas wonderland aka the lower abdominal snowman is all stomach and wouldn't you know it got me got me hell yeah I guess you can't see my screen so you'll just have to take my word for it Yes, you wouldn't lie. to me about that, yeah, I got it, I got it, um, what's that other danny that I got, danny, yeah, draw or what's the other guy's name? you are extremely hardworking, thank you, but that is not true and I am also dreaming of the day when the comment The genre will be all mine, you are almost more Danny, you are a multi-talented person and you are constantly raising the bar, no, so in He didn't actually say anything like that in yours, I guess you're working hard, definitely try it, yeah, I try really hard, you're always up for watching a knock-off movie and having a Limoncello Lacroix, okay, I think that suits you. theory, uh, they thought lacroix was a soft drink, you're dreaming of the day when people don't think about you. you're the roadworks guy from the roadworks vine, any random person who completed this and is just a fan of ours is also dreaming of the day when people don't think they're the roadworks guy.

Imagine answering this questionnaire without knowing who it is. We, I noticed that at the bottom of the Buzzfeed quizzes there is a what do you think? So most people are cute lol, but some people are like that. I guess some people have no idea who we filled out anyway and then as if I'm not dreaming of the day when the comment genre is all mine, a couple of people, yeah, got their hearts broken by this quiz, No, I have Danny, but I've always seen myself as having qualities, so that person was definitely heartbroken, oh man, well.

I mean, I think it pretty succinctly showed the differences between us, I mean, you're a jeans guy, I'm a shorts guy or wait and your name is drawing, my last name is gonzalez, I'm drinking a milkshake but I'm drinking a soda and I'm a country boy Hi, I'm a cool guy, something you may have already deduced from my backwards hat, and as a cool guy, I always try to watch the newest and sickest movies, but I'd rather do it for free if possible. and I really wanted to see Christopher Nolan's new movie, Tenant, which is about time travel.

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