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matpat, have you ever made a

theory

about this cool indie

game

? Which? There are many of them out there. Well, it is an indie

game

that has a lot of disturbing hidden story. You may need a little more to get started. It is an indie parody game. with a lot of hidden power elements from the disturbing story and a dead child, I mean if I had a nickel for every time I've covered one of those, it's a parody indie game with a lot of hidden power elements from the disturbing story, a dead child and it's about soft

drink

s. oh yeah yeah, a professional soda

drink

er played it on gt live in 2016.

It's a crazy game, really interesting, although I never made a

theory

about it. No, I'm talking about a completely different type of scene parody game with hidden story energy and dead children. Meet the one where the cans moan a lot and one is a disfigured humanoid monster longing for the sweet release of death. Oh, you're just talking about cans. Yes, I've done an episode about that and it's this one. Hello Internet, welcome. to game theory, the show that's thirsty for knowledge, and welcome to cannibalism week here on all three channels, three theories, all about feasting on your fellow man, in food theory, we're exploring whether mms are cannibals in film theory, we're re-examining my classic theory that Wall-e's 700-year space voyage is actually powered by the flesh of dead passengers and here we're washing it all down with a nice tall glass of carbonated human souls, call it an episode that exposes the aluminum otty.

If you want friends, if there's one thing you know about me it's that historically I'm a fan of Diet Coke, it's become my brand at this point and by that I mean I like Diet Coke it's my brand and The Diet Coke trademark is actually owned by the Coca-Cola Company for now, so it shouldn't surprise me that Your Cake 2100 on the Game Theorist subreddit brought my attention to the newly released indie game, Only Cans Thirty Date, a riff on the adult content platform um uh, only fans I can mention. That one without being demonetized, right, maybe I guess we'll find out together, folks, anyway, when the game appeared on Itchio and then on Steam, a lot of people just assumed it was a joke game, that it was only there for the Mimi and, honestly, no.

Don't blame them, it's a game where you spray water on soda cans and take sexy photos of them while they moan in gratitude. There's an uncomfortable amount of moaning, as you can imagine in that brief montage, the joke quickly disappearing. but man look at those cans, don't really look at the cans, the cans are surprisingly high quality and the new flavors that are revealed are always fun with names like raw meat for cheesy vegetable broth and sardine surprise, but why not? There seems to be a lot of gameplay here, most people probably don't get to the end of the list where instead of the usual gameplay there is more to unlock a taunt that takes us to the next character, instead we have a phrase of please don't unlock eh suspicious and if the doki doki literature club has taught me anything it's not to underestimate the warning screens, I mean that one was bothering you with warnings of very disturbing scenes and wow, how about that one delivers only cans while kicking things? a warning screen appears about body horror, also bdsm clowns, but you know, body horror is what really stands out in a game about aluminum cans, but wow, that body horror exists if you choose to ignore the warnings and open the final. can contained in a sinister box labeled do not release keep contained and simply not who is in the box what is in the box ladies and gentlemen today we are dealing with a conspiracy of the highest degree that comes out of the game and has us exploring websites and even altering ddlc-style game files, all to piece together the true horror story bubbling beneath the surface of what would otherwise appear to be a simple meme game.

The first step to solving this mystery involves reconstructing the main story using the fragments we obtain through the game's descriptions, our story focuses on Shi's soft drinks, which dates back to 1744, when her family took a trip to across the Atlantic, presumably part of the first American settlers who traveled from Europe in 1844, she had a full production run. company under John's control, she is the first who apparently had a true ability to think on her feet. Take, for example, an incident where the production facility broke down just before a charity ball and he had the bright idea to, quote, throw some fresh vegetables and some expired chemicals into a nearby pot, thus giving rise to its new flavor of vegetable broth with morphine.

Finally, the company passes into the hands of John. She is the third, the closest thing we have to a main character in the story after initial success with her controversial blueberry pie flavor, she begins to use her soda empire to gain political power throughout the '80s in 1983. , she is the third to release a special limited edition gummy flavor as a way to date and connect with high-ranking politicians of the time. He continues this shortly after. 1986 by releasing 2100 cans of a drink limited to investors who gave special rings to this elite group, thus ensuring their own personal lumen atti that worked better than the Illuminati, yes, anyway, the name of that new flavor, party of lemon by the way, don't google it, trust me. on this one just trust me on this one don't look for it of course no indie game would be complete without a dead child to add to the drama enter john she is john's fourth beloved child she is the third one shortly after the release of lemon party dies at some point in his 20s under mysterious circumstances according to a letter we see in the hot and exciting dlc of the game, we can infer that john cheese iii thought that john fourth's wife was the real culprit behind the mysterious disappearance of his son. that letter dear joy I hope you are well dear I know we haven't spoken since my son passed away cut off your husband but I have decided to create a cheese drink in your honor blushing rose I hope blushing rose is the olive branch we need after some difficult times between us.

I know I've made some accusations about my son's death, but those are in the past. Now I am working hard to honor his legacy and I would love for you to be a part of it. those efforts please enjoy john she is the third so the son was murdered by the wife apparently john iii thought that at least for a while but what is really going on with this death don't worry we will come back to all this we are already struggling to deal with her loss things go from bad to worse for John, she is the third when her company is bought by a Russian pirate brand called, she noticed the different spelling, the same pronunciation, although the new Russian owners immediately expelled John, she It is the third in the company and it is just starting. falling into a series of bad decisions that launch an avalanche of flavors they think will appeal to the American palate, spicy ketchup, mustard and mayonnaise again, these are soda flavors now with more time on their hands John, she's the third starter in the that the game calls a decade. -a long journey of mourning, but not only was he trying to overcome the pain of losing his son and his company in a true indie game, he was on a mission to resurrect his son from the dead from the various canned descriptions that we can rebuild.

Together, the fact that John Shees was investigating the occult in the supernatural, he begins in Romania investigating local customs and legends in 2012, he befriends a powerful Egyptian businessman who, according to the quote, grants him access to ancient relics of the country and, as we learn from the juicy melon. Can, after several years of discussion, John Shees and Ichiro Yuri of Cyber ​​Life Industries found She's research and development facility. This was supposedly in the name of soda-based research, but we can assume that something else was going on in Cyber ​​Life: the project of a father who is still looking for a way to get over the death of his son or, more accurately, a Way to slowly get over the death of his son, John III sells his production facilities around the world to help finance a very important secret project that will ultimately make his masterpiece the culmination of nearly three decades of research.

He creates the final drink of himself and the final drink of the main game. By creating this abomination while we spray and take pictures of her she is thirsty, we hear her tortured screams father, you have made me flesh and the can is one, I feel my insides bubbling, I feel stronger, I will see you and by completing the thank you. level to free me the soul can go on but the flesh will grow are you proud of me father as we read the description the birth of thirst is both the can and the human soul combined into a perfect organism but it is the next line that changes everything?

It was the first one. of many and this is where things really start to get weird because they obviously weren't since all the spraying and snapping of anthropomorphized cans we've been doing up until this point wasn't just a game trick or something done for him lol, They are real human souls trapped inside the cans and the game confirms this outright if you play the opposite way than intended in the hot and steaming new Dlc, there is a can for the melon-cranberry hybrid flavor we are told. It's a fusion of two heartwarming classics and if you completely screw up the minigame, you'll get this, oh, two people, two souls trapped inside the can against their will, remember that letter that John, she's the third, wrote to John's wife. his son, Joy, the woman he suspected of being involved in his untimely death and how he said it had a special flavor especially for her was that phrase I am working hard to honor his legacy and I would love for you to be a part of those efforts convinced that She was The fault is that I think she trapped her soul inside that blushing rose flavor.

I mean, the can is wearing a bridal veil in reference to the fact that she is, in fact, Juan Cuarto's wife. Revenge is indeed a drink best served chilled, ideally chilled in the refrigerator and poured over ice. So, it's your classic story of a waterless soda using occult-infused carbonated beverages with living souls. Well, we're not done yet. You see it on the unique cans website if you check the source code, which you should always do in any lore-based indie. In the games, you see a conversation between two freelancers, Ollie and Sebastian, hired by She's LLC to create her website.

It says something like that. I can't help but think something strange is going on, although why was it funded through Department of Fisheries tax breaks? I guess it's above my pay grade and if you open the game files with the hot and smoking new DLC you will see a notepad text file labeled h and s hot and smoking, open that file change it to read fishing and suddenly you get something very unexpected in the game a hidden audiophile cave has an air pocket it's breathable i'm going to cut the dive yes the air is clear a little musty but it's air what can you see?

There's some kind of soft material spreading across the walls of the cave it's pulsing it's definitely organic it's a it's everywhere like a mushroom but fleshy I don't know I've never seen anything like this made of silicate roger we see it it's covered in slime quickly what There is a box on the platform affirmative Mr. Cheese, we will recover it and we will take it out, but what do I think John? She is the third who found the secret eternal life buried deep in the ocean and brought it back to the surface to thirst for it.

The born son could be resurrected as the canned description of the surprise sardine says. In my years of traveling the world alone, I have learned a lot about what weighs in the abyss, what they left us and now with the Shi fisheries we will bring it to the surface for my son and there is even more to the story elsewhere in the world. website source code, we have another conversation from ollie sebastian. I'm doing it this way because I forgot my Slack login again and they're a bunch of old school idiots, yeah. Hi Polly, can you stop asking the narrator about Jon?

He's not allowed to say anything and you know it. I'm sorry, all this custom work is driving me crazy, don't change it again, please Sebastian, please, and wouldn't you know it, but there's also a notepad text file labeled narrator on the game folder, so why don't we do as we're told and ask the narrator about jon changing the text in the notepad file which gives us another hidden audio that goes up the hot glow of the file gun absolutely. I have to not shoot, he won't hurt anyone, look at him, look at him, father, what is that thing?, he's my son, he won't hurt you, just let me finish mywork, my very important work, don't you have it? a soul has a gun in the description of born thirst says that john she is the third who gave her life for the s project although it is never specified what exactly that means but this scene shows us that they mean it, we literally hear from first hand how john she is the third was shot down while caring for her son her son the can monster, but there is a final mystery in all of this: her future is llc, we read through the descriptions that after death By John the Third the company has been rocked only to find its footing again with the Cookies and Cream flavor, a flavor proposed by an intern named Suzy O'Fishpark.

It's so popular that Suzio quickly rises to take over the company's board of directors. company, there is nothing out of the ordinary about that good bad in that description. For cookies and cream there's a little line that sticks out like a sore thumb.quote oh it was john she's the fourth favorite ice cream flavor that's just a coincidence coincidence I think it's not enough to give me a theoretical tingling sensation could you susie being connected in some way to john iv feels like the game is trying to make a connection here? what's going on? Doesn't the name suzio fishbark seem a little strange?

If you rearrange the letters you get, she's four, she's back, thanks for scaring me, the soul can move on, but the flesh will grow, are you proud? My father's soul, recovered by his father, reborn as a tin can, and then released by us, lives on to advance the company into the next generation, collecting souls to use for our consumption, but hey, that's just a theory , a game theory, thanks for watching and one last one. A very special thanks to yoylecake2100 for recommending this episode, as well as the one and only can conspiracy discord page for digging deeper to find the secret story hiding the true mysteries of this game.

Seriously, the cans alone are an absolutely unseen stunner right now, so please. Please give it a try if you're interested or if you just want to support a truly amazing creative team that made this possible and hey, the cannibalism weekend continues, cannibalism. I didn't even think about it until I literally recorded the sentence. The cannibalism weekend continues, there are still two more episodes that you have to watch right now, they are on the screen as we speak, did you know that there is even more evidence to prove that Wall-e is secretly about cannibalism, is it true or not? did you know?

Know that the mms may or may not be secret cannibals of their own species, those episodes are on screen right now, so click um to satisfy your appetite for knowledge, knowledge of what else you'd be craving right now.