Food Theory: CAUTION! Don't Shop At Omega Mart!

ring in the new year with savings like this heavy honey glaze, a great 2020. theorists, you're already in Kansas hello internet, welcome to

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, the show that's like tomatoes in your sauce, oh yeah, yeah You didn't already know, this is going to be weird today we are going to begin our exploration into the wild world of Omega Mart maybe I should say worlds of Omega Mart but I'm getting ahead of myself for months you guys have been asking me for an episode of Omega Mart, I don't is. It's hard to understand why you combine the

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industry and a creepy story.

There's even an ARG going on that unlocks more story as things are resolved. It's like the theoretical channel Trifecta, but there I'm going to get ahead of myself again because before I go any further I should. really addresses the most fundamental question of all hey, what's up with Mega Mart, huh? Omega Mart, what is your mega Mart? What's up with all the questions? Hi, I'm Willie Nelson, a mega

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is just a totally normal supermarket in Las Vegas and I'm a celebrity. You can trust Omega Mart to have all the sub-refrigerated dairy products you need and all the recommended organic products you want.

It's like we always say you have no idea what awaits you right off I-15 in Las Vegas next to the big gorilla tickets on sale now thanks for clarifying the celebrity endorsement Willie Nelson but you know what You skipped a few details there, like the glitchy face changing tricky spills that seem to rip a hole in the fabric of space-time and how to earn that damn butter. Frenzy 2 Claw Machine, seriously, although the Omega Mart mystery is largely the point, as they like to constantly remind us that the point of today's episode will be to get a little idea of ​​what's in store because, since you're about to see there.

There is a lot of history here and most of it is hidden not in commercials, videos or websites like we are used to, but in the actual store. Did you hear right? Willie Nelson wasn't pulling your chain when he said he was outside the store. -15 in Las Vegas next to the big gorilla Omega Mart is a real physical supermarket where you actually explore,

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and give your life essence to the eternal corporate overlords of cosmic energy. Oh, and I'm about to go there, in fact, I need to go. there hoping to find every piece of history that's hidden in every product, every aisle, every Twisted soda refrigerator that transports you to an alternate alien world because meow Wolf, the creators behind it all have made it clear that there are stories Omega Mart stories that they have haven't been discovered yet and until fans manage to unlock them, those stories will never see the light of day right now, there's like a closed door, uh, that keeps people away from that material, etc. ., but at some point we hope people will do it.

Unlock it, you know we can open a new chapter of the story. I mean, come on, how cool would that be. I'm definitely going to put the Omega Mart story unlock on the old wish list right below the appearance of the hottest guests I'm still waiting for. Sean Evans, here we go theorists, today we begin to discover the secrets hidden within the Omega Mart Islands, what is our secret, it's you, something tells me it might be a little more than me, but thanks anyway. I'm very special now, most theorists. viewing a request, we cover Omega Mart, know him from his online commercials this week at Omega Mart.

Save on pregnant mammal fluid only 475. That's good news for my brittle bones. That's Omega Mart. Some customers have confused Omega Mart lemons with lemons. Sorry, please return this product to Omega Mart immediately or for help call the number on your screen and sure enough, there are dozens of Omega Mart commercials and corporate videos spread across the internet, multiple different channels, websites, You name it, and Omega Mart is there, but as I mentioned before the star of the show and the main point of focus is the actual physical location. Omega Mart is the brainchild of a group called meow wolf, an arts and entertainment group based in Santa Fe, New Mexico since 2008, meow Wolf, by the way, The group's name came from pulling two random words out of a hat.

How cool is that, anyway, since 2008, Meow Wolf has been creating interactive and immersive experiences that have gotten bigger and bigger and more legit over the years. We created the first Omega Mart in 2009. Value for the customer. and it was pretty much like a glorified indoor garage sale. A few years later, in 2012, we rented a space and we just sent out all these press releases saying that Omega Mart is coming to Santa Fe, people thought it was a real store and like I have to tell them: Oh, I'm sorry, this It's not a real grocery store, but after the success of its Santa Fe installation, House of Eternal Return, which seems like it deserves its own

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too, now that I think about it, Meow Wolf took a third try at Omega Mart in 2020.

This time as a permanent store in Las Vegas located in Area 51. Sorry, what was that? Oh, sorry, yes, that makes sense. Sorry, Area 15, not Area 51, I'm also kind of glad because I'm not. I warmed up enough to do a Naruto run today. Now, when I say this thing is a store in Las Vegas, that's the understatement of the year. I mean, first you have the store filled with all kinds of really purchasable products that are okay. everyone is a little off, it often feels like Omega Mart is run by aliens or machines that can't seem to get the whole supermarket thing right.

The soup cans form a pyramid in the middle of the store where the chicken is. all heavily tattooed and nothing says refreshing more than a tall, cool glass of vegan goat pus. Can I recommend a leg side to go with it? The point is the sheer number of grocery items that Meow Wolf and his collaborating artists have designed, found, and made for Omega. Mart is amazing in itself, each potentially containing clues to the overall mystery going on within these walls, but on top of all that, there are actors playing Omega Mart employees throughout the space who interact with you. on customer portals.

Yes, I did well. give it a drink ok we'll go have a drink you too thank you it's like a twisted disneyland and just like disneyland there are a lot of secrets hidden everywhere check the right refrigerator and

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has a portal where reality It deforms you and spits you out. To what they call the Forked Earth, ladies and gentlemen, we are a long way from the local Super Target robots, aliens, hazmat suits, portals and alternate worlds, it's like you're walking into something straight out of Rick and Morty. I must be honest. Here I haven't even set foot inside the supermarket yet and I already feel like giving Omega Mart a round of applause not to mention my money 9.99 for kaleidos spices 49.99 for backpack of ham just take my money, take it all, but for the time we can.

I can spend bargains by searching for the best deal on whale song deodorant or smelling the various air fresheners with a sense of verbal agreement. I want to take some time to discuss the history of Omega Mart and, as you can imagine, it extends throughout the physical supermarket, the forked secret. Land through the portal, the commercials and corporate videos, the websites and yes, they are websites in the plural, so since I have not been able to go to the store in person yet, let's start online when you visit

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mart.com, you will be greeted by immediate. with a link to buy tickets, a corporate video, as well as some real geocity page builder vibes, but in the corner you are directed to three additional sites, Dram Corp jobs and employee login, as it is the first let's start with the Dram Corp page, oh and Friends this is where things really start to get spicy for Kaleida because when it comes to the Dram Corp board of directors there is some serious backstabbing as in one literal backstab, we quickly learn that Dram Corp is the parent company of Omega Mart along with its others. dramatic brands and short darts for Dram Corp Advanced Research Team dram Corp CEO and founder Walter dram quote won his first store in a poker game in 1968 and has been on a winning streak since dram Corp soon became a company global thanks to its exclusive access to products infused with something called additives, what you see here is an epic achievement, a sophisticated biological supplement synthesized by the advanced research team at Drone Corp.

We call it all-natural and completely safe additives in late 2020 In a post on Dram Corp's website, Walter announced that he planned to retire and publicly named Kaz Matsumura, the company's vice president of future capacity, as his successor, which probably came as a surprise to some considering his own daughter, Cecilia Dram was currently the company's vice president of future men. Just a few months later, in early 2021, Cecilia made an unexpected and rather cryptic post simply explaining that her father had moved on and would now take over as acting CEO of dram Corp with immediate effect, it would not cause matsumura like everyone had planned. .

Something fishy is going on here, especially considering we haven't heard from Walter Dram since Cecilia took over, but the corporate entry goes much deeper. What is Cecilia doing now that she is in charge of Dram Corp? Well, it all goes back to additive ass. See Additives appears to be a concentration of a material called Source, with the mark of a corpse, despite the corpse's claims that it is completely safe. The Source actually seems to be a really dangerous subinstance capable of doing some weird things, like making things a little more alive than you would otherwise. waiting and creating difficult spills difficult spills can cause unsafe situations such as tripping hazards, lost customers and equipment failure, people in protective suits and other protective clothing are a common sight at both Omega Mart and Dram Body Forked facilities Earth with spills and leaks in the source that seem to be one of the main reasons why, so what is Source?

Judging by an incomplete post made on the dram corp website. Source appears to be a physical manifestation of desire, and although you may not know it, one of Cecilia's first acts as CEO was to announce a new process. where limitless desire can be drained and a spectrum of innovative new products hyper-localized to peak consumer appeal can be cited. In short, Omega Mart seems to have a magical substance that can be infused into their products so that when consumed, people become addicted and want more. makes them the most satisfied customers in the universe, our studies show that one event increases customer satisfaction by up to 700 percent across a wide range of products and where do they get that from?

Look for us, at least in part, after making us want your products. Omega Mart drains that desire from us and adds it to the source. You see, there's a particularly interesting attraction at Omega Mart's real-world location. A slide When visiting the store, customers will have the opportunity to slide down a slide with Omega Mart employees cheering them on. Wait. What did they say? Thanks for adding your human element to the feed. It sure seems to me that Cecilia Dram's exciting new initiative is to use Omega Mart's own customers to obtain the source she uses to synthesize additives, but what is the source?

The long term goal here is just to get more consumers addicted and sell more products, not by much. Cecilia isn't just using the fountain to buy old, boring food; She has big plans that collide with her father's Vision in a video that can only be seen in the store. and we can only see that thanks to this video on The Carpetbaggers' YouTube channel, thank you for uploading that Cecilia has an argument with her father in The Source, well, because of a girl named Marin, everything for us, then we see clues that the drink of Marin so then who is Marin?

This girl who is going to change everything. She appears to be a creation from the source in another part of the store. It's a diary filled with many details of Juicy's history that, frankly, you can't see without going to the physical Omega Mart location. but by slowing down and enhancing the footage of The Carpetbaggers' video, we get a glimpse of what's happening there in the diary. An employee talks about accidentally bringing various objects to life using the Fountain. These pets, as he calls them, are small but surprisingly so. helpful, a note on one page has Cecilia saying that her appointment as watchdogs for anyone trying to get into what's beyond that side door of mine, huh, sounds like something you should keep an eye out for when you're in Las Vegas, but these small living things were proof that Soros could be used not only for products but to create completely living creatures.

We've already seen how Soros can make lemons more human and now we're starting to see how it all really comes together.connect. The source appears to be some kind of liquefied Desire. or wish fulfillment Meanwhile, Cecilia is harvesting the quote-unquote human element in our supermarkets and, as we hear employees adding that back to the source, we have a special wish that gives us a good mix with human potential. I suspect Marin is the creation of that. Merge a larger human version of a pet. In that clip of Cecilia fighting with Walter Marin she seems to emerge from the source and immediately asks if Cecilia is her mother.

Additionally, there are apparently codes scattered throughout the delivery that, when put together, spell it out. It was my daughter's wish, so what does this refer to? Well, it seems to me that someone is literally dreaming about the existence of some of these wild things and I suspect that Marin, a being made entirely of reality who warps the wish-fulfilling fountain, might be our prime suspect, so the long and Theorists, in a nutshell, is that Dram Corp is now in the hands of a crazy woman so power-hungry that she overthrew her own father as CEO, possibly even killing him under Cecilia's leadership.

Dram Corp was restructured and Omega Mart was designed to attract customers who send them down their slide to drain all their human element and heart-serving energy to create other wish-fulfilling pets like Marin and loyal theorists, that's just the tip of this iceberg. . What's all this about the forked Earth? Where did the font originally come from? Why are there these mysterious aquatic aliens hiding in the back of the store? it's behind that ominous side door and seriously, how do they get such low prices for a six pack of zolg theorists? There's a lot more here, but it all requires me to go in person, so I guess I have my work cut out for me.

It's time to investigate the belly of the Beast in real life. I have my bags packed on a huge list of clues and notes I want to follow up on when I head to Las Vegas to

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at Omega Mart in a few weeks. Wish me luck. and if I come back with a lack of human desire, just know that I always wanted you to subscribe to this channel, so do it to return some joy to my clean and emotionally sucked bones, but hey, it's not butter who told you that. It was butter, oh yeah, it's just the theory too, a food theory, bon appetite theorists, thanks for watching and be sure to tune back in once you get a chance to absorb everything Omega Mart has to offer in person .

I would also like to thank Jacob the braggart. The pictures he took inside Omega Mart were really helpful, especially when we couldn't go out in person until this moment, so be sure to check out his channel and show him some love for doing the amazing job of uploading it. The internet linked his video is on screen right now jump to his comments and tell him to try the mammal liquid it's delicious that's what Omega Mark calls milk so that's some context for that it will be fun for him to see Your comments were suddenly filled with a bunch of mammalian liquid wheat square jokes anyway, as always folks, bon appetit, I'll see you all next week.