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seven red grapes and seven purple grapes at lunch. How many grapes did I eat in total? Seven plus seven equals fourteen. I know, my brain told me. Oh no, sorry, it was actually my brand. My mark told me. Like cereal, this was a breakup note from Rachel to her playground boyfriend, Sean. I'm breaking up with you, you haven't talked to me since the day you asked me out three months ago, you need to get yourself together or you never will. get married and that would be sad you should get married but not to me Sean, how do you manage not talking to her for three months?

He said what's the best for the length of a soccer ball. It's a one-foot ball. The funny thing is that they're absolutely right. It's about that big. Have you ever heard of an eight-foot soccer ball? What do you like most about your teacher's tits? no no little Billy diddly didn't you know all the things you could have said hello class today we are learning cause and effect for the cause Tony practices the piano 20 minutes a day what will be the effect he is a big nerd I don't even know what to say to this brother, would have said it would have been a disappointment to their parents because 20 minutes they said is not enough to learn piano noun is solid poop noun a liquid P noun a gas fart perfect explanation for kids this is the only way they will understand even you can name it wrong 6 lips typically in the Arctic uh six we have two polar bears and uh three no no no four seals definitely have at least four seals there, that's a total of 6 this kid is going to places probably not to college but to places where there are Spanish classes there was a task that was like using commands to tell your sister to do the following oh wait I don't have a sister I'm not legally required to answer these questions because I don't have a sister you can't make me pretend I have a sister now, can you take that minus seven and move on with my life?

So these children presented their parents with a declaration of war, they wrote their parents a small letter. I would like to have some power in this house, for example, control bedtime, how long our walks are, when we watch television, uh, I think we are asking too much, better, better cross that, if you don't sign, we will declare war on the parents, uh, just. just sign here, but bro, you're like six years old, I'm not going to be fooled, your parents, the lawyers, really thought this was going to work. I see adults signing things all the time, why wouldn't I find x what you do?

I mean, find X this is here here is right there don't you see? I see it loud and clear. It was easy. No need to solve any problem. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed at the bottom? They are not wrong. It was signed in at the bottom you should have specified where miss teacher complete the solutions we have a problem here you fell on the playground and scraped your knee possible solutions you get up and solve it because mom hasn't grown much, I mean They are right. I know someone in that class was like going to the nurse's office and calm down, that's for mom.

The difference between 180 and 158 is 22. Explain how you found your answer. Yes, math, don't worry. I hated the show your work, bro, what if I'm just guessing? Hello friends, it's me and today is another episode of fun quiz

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for kids. How was the brain like a melon? We list seven ways the brain is like a canthal. How is the brain like a melon? What is it? delicious, I mean some people like to eat brains and I know some people who have eaten cow brains and they said it's 10 out of 10. delicious but so are melons, first of all I want to know what kind of question it is This, who thought of this?

The brain and a melon list seven similarities as if they have a lot in common. One is the control center of all living beings. The other is a mediocre fruit that they get at every buffet. I'm kidding. I love me some melon, but honey, make the real money. melon so on this kid's homework he got a lot of things wrong and he knew he was going to do it all wrong and then he records a five dollar bill wink wink you know what to do teacher don't say I didn't do it. Pamper you, there will be more where that came from and she won't even accept it.

You're still getting that minus nine. Know. I always thought about this when he was a kid. I wonder: What if you do this? And if? like paying your teacher to pass you or give you a good grade, for example, can you do that? How much money would you like? They need to do that, but I guess it doesn't work or, you know, it only works when parents do it when they give the teacher expensive gifts like Christmas Teacher's Day at the end of the school year. I see you. I didn't know it then, but I know how it works now and it's like all kids. they would get medals at the end of the year it's because their parents paid a lot of money to the school and they were always volunteers and they always gave nice gifts to the teachers and I was sitting there thinking why don't you love me for who I am what are the three things what do you want to do in the future one get a girlfriend two kiss her three rule the world nice get yourself some goals like these actually no maybe the first two we love a child with hopes and aspirations complete the solutions read each of the problems and find a solution for every problem you fell on the playground and scratched your knee oh solution get up get up and fix it fix it that's what we used to do because nowadays it seems like you'll ever be able to fully recover from this.

The water in Earth's oceans stores a lot of heat. An engineer designed an ocean that would extract heat from ocean water and reject the heat to the atmosphere. He thought he had a good idea, but. His boss fired him, explain why he slept with his boss's wife, Jonathan, what have you done? I don't know more than the equation, but something definitely must have happened between them for him to fire him directly because of his good idea or maybe because of his idea. It wasn't so good now, but I'll go with the final answer B. He slept with his boss's wife.

I can jump. I can run. I can play in the sun. I can swim. I can skate. I can bake a cake. Try it yourself by making your favorite. activity finish the sentence I can, oh, you don't want me either. The teacher did not like his answer. Carson and I talked about this, but we thought it might be an opportunity for a family discussion about Beth at school. Thank you, she got a note from her teacher to her mom for answering the question, come on Sarah, why do you have to be so salty? Everyone pees, maybe they just enjoy it more than other people.

Well, everyone has to call it that. Let's go to a family discussion. Those are the worst. "All parents do that when they get in trouble and then they sit down and have a family meeting and talk about what they did wrong, that was me literally the whole time. I had really bad anger issues growing up so I want to I mean I'm better now okay and one word describes the school hell I mean really I think we can all relate now you guys comment below you describe the school in one word so this girl didn't know the answer to a question, she was like, you know what, I have some white.

I'm going to delete the whole question like it didn't even exist. As a teacher, she realized you weren't smart enough, Jackie, you can't just write. a question you don't want answered, oh but just boom, imagine if you could do that with all your problems, even though just erasing them never existed. I'm surprised she didn't cross it out, she was like you can't do this, they didn't teach. . I am in teacher school, what do I do to be fair? He's a smart kid who will probably grow up to be an evil genius, aka me, for the most part zero points.

Wow, this is like something new, instead of doing minus two, it's just plus. zero so the kid doesn't feel bad because he got something wrong, it's just that he doesn't get the points, but I guess that's a legitimate answer too. I mean, I don't know the answer, it could definitely be a secret which one is the highest. Frequency noise that a human can record Mariah Carey Okay, yeah, no, I don't think so. There's a kid out there who literally broke glass with his voice. I'm sure he could do the same if he really wanted to, but I'm going to avoid it.

Your eardrums today Mike saw 17 blue cars and 25 green cars at the toy store. How many cars did he see? He writes a number sentence and explains your answer. 17 plus 25 equals 42. I got the answer by talking in my brain and I agreed. response my brain received Boom, everyone started applauding, I mean that's exactly how it works, like I was talking to my brain in my brain and we came to the conclusion that we agree that the answer I got makes a lot of sense , okay I believe You. atoms share electrons and become more stable describe a situation in which people share something and each benefits a lot.

I mean, they're not wrong, but do they really benefit? I mean, everyone has a job, everyone lives their life, everyone has a house, there are no homeless people. but at what cost I mean this is the perfect answer. Are there better

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to this comment below because I can't think of one? Define capital punishment when you get in trouble for not putting a capital letter at the beginning of a sentence. As the worst punishment in America, everyone heard that if they don't capitalize the first letter of a sentence, they will receive that capital punishment. That's actually so good.

What do we call the science of classifying living beings? Racism. I mean, they're right. Oh, you're telling me science. I'm confused, but it also makes a lot of sense. What's your favorite Hue Jackman, but you still marked it wrong bro, your teachers are downright salty, like this is cool, you're just trying to be funny and cute. I usually go, Mark. He was wrong, what did Mahatma Gandhi and Genghis Khan have in common? Unusual names. You know, that's what I always thought about. I had to turn off my air conditioning. Sorry for rudely interrupting my video. Use commands to tell your sister to do the following things in Spanish.

I don't have a sister, damn it, Billy, your hypothetical sister, everyone has a sister in Spanish class. The star is your sister now minus seven points oh it means I could have legitimately looked at it like oh I don't have a sister I don't have to answer these questions it makes a lot of sense Circle the organism that would be classified as a plant we have a ladybug flower fungus and amoeba two of those are plants oh no, a fungus is a fungus explain why you chose the organism because I'm not an idiot thank you it's a flower damn it, he left it like it was what do you take me for a fool?

It may be six, but now I'm not an idiot, but really, who won't look at this and be like a sissy? Definitely a plant in which state do particles show the most movement California in which state do particles show the least movement New Jersey I mean, you said which state, I mean, it's still wrong, obviously it's New York, it probably shows the most movement. New Jersey, not Rhode Island, not South Dakota. I don't know, they're just trying to be smart. Well, Queen Elizabeth was the first to come to the throne. The first thing she did was sit down, of course, I was like, damn, I'm a queen now.

The first thing I'm going to do is sit down. I feel like there has never been a question answered with such precision. Miranda can't see anything when she looks. by her microscope, so just one of the reasons why she's not blind, nice try, it was a good try, it was a very good try and I feel like that good try was so good that it deserved some points, you said one reason why No, it definitely could be. one reason Name six and animals that live specifically in the Arctic two polar bears and three four seals yeah I'll take my A-Plus now I mean I can't argue with that that's six animals right there two plus four equals six nothing I could do about it it describes two events that are impossible I will never die because heroes never die and I will eat potatoes I will eat potatoes that is impossible I will never eat potatoes okay, I mean, if you really don't like potatoes, are you so sure about that man I'm with fries, potato croquettes, mashed potatoes, I'm sure you'll never want to eat a potato in your life, oh impossible, I'll eat it, but I thought, I don't know why I thought, I said, I'll never eat potatoes.

I'm like, okay. Yes, me too, me too, there's no way I can wait. I'm so confused right now that I don't even want to do this, please.