Best Of People Who Didn't Get What They Expected | SSSniperWolf

We'll know, but I hope its two stings. of pink meat were delicious I got up at 3:30 a. m. and I walked about four hours to see this beautiful view, you know, I saw this on a calendar and my whole life I thought: I'm going to go see this someday I'm going to see it. during the day and it's foggy and it looks horrible I can't even see much this is a Bob Ross painting versus me trying to draw a Bob Ross painting wow imagine waking up at 3:30 in the morning to walk girl I'm going to sleep at 3:30 in the morning, this artist took her work very seriously, this portrait was 40 years old.

Even get her hairline right. I have seen 10 year olds with more artistic abilities. Wait I'll fix it there we go the photo would be accurate if she actually looked like this humans look like this some do Bikini Bottom is you are welcome to bikini bottom Mr. Krabs this is inaccurate there we go that's better Mr. .Crab taking a nap with his money you know when you go to Ikea and

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bought them big cinnamon bun signs, a dollar, not the actual size, you know, we have to let everyone know that when you get a cinnamon bun, actually It's not six feet wide, man, I saw the sign it was instead of Alabama-sized cinnamon rolls for a dollar.

I'm suing Ikea. I mean, someone had to have come in thinking

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't have to put the actual size. We have to clarify that you are not actually going to get a cinnamon bun that big. Will you go to homecoming with me? OMG he went to Pizza Hut look at her she's so happy and then she starts eating the pizza and says wait there's a hidden message under these greasy slices just kidding LMAO oh that's bad I really hope everyone did this for memes because that's straight up cold, I mean at least you got a free pizza.

Anyway, the pizza is probably better than the welcome party. I just ordered a shake and this came up,

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am I supposed to do with it? Sorry, brother, we're out of glasses. Put some of the smoothie in a container. I don't know, pour it into a glass. At least I gave you a straw. My teacher's door. Oh, this is it. genius, if you look closely it's not actually him working, it's a photo of him that makes it look like he's working but no, he's at home or the doors are just closed because he's probably giving someone some extra credit either way, good pancakes and sausages on a stick and sounds. delicious excuse me jimmy dean

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is this pathetic excuse for a pancake and sausage on a stick where is the pancake where is the sausage this is poop on a stick six grams of protein more like a gram of poop this coffee shop has signature wifi , so you say, okay, you know what they have Wi-Fi, let's walk there, but if you look closer, it says there is no Wi-Fi.

I've never seen a sign like this, as these signs usually mean they have Wi-Fi. but they have a custom one so everyone knows we don't have Wi-Fi. Wow, trolled. I bought a rug online from my bedroom and I realized the importance of specifying the size of the product you are selling, okay? I know you are upset, but you bought a rug for five dollars, what do you expect to get? Rugs are worth hundreds of dollars, you can't just say, "Oh, good deal, five dollars could get me a foot long rug, I mean, you could do that." This is like a magic carpet for a hamster, it will be the

best

day of his little rodent's life.

Happy, which is why you should wait for the cake to cool before putting the frosting on it, because you know I've done it that way too many times. I don't care as long as the bike has a little cake and frosting on it we Gucci it doesn't have to look good in the end everything comes out brown when you ask your girlfriend hey what do you want to eat I don't know okay? I bought you a plate of I don't know stone apple teeth this I don't know is delicious a delicacy where I'm from here we have an ice cream shop let's go buy some ice cream oh wait they have a sign that says there is no ice cream but you and the ice cream shop How can you not have ice cream.

Look, I could understand if you're a McDonald's and as soon as it's 9 p.m. m., the ice cream machine breaks, you don't have ice cream, but you do have ice cream. the store should always have ice cream you know this would happen to me I have horrible luck with restaurants like every time I travel I take an Uber for like 45 minutes to go to one of my favorite restaurants and then it ends up closed or something went wrong like the store went out the power went out the electricity they ran out of food these three things have happened to me hey let me make your wedding cake sure yes I'm like an expert baker I'll do it for free and all this The guy is very proud of it, oh this bothers me a lot, how there are two capes that are red, side by side, they should have been red, purple, red, purple, red, you know what I said, as long as it tastes good, no, it's not on the stage. this is just ugly throw everything in the trash why does it look like it has pieces of eggshells a chocolate chip cookie only has one chocolate chip that's why they call it a chocolate chip cookie it only requires one chocolate chip It's not called a chocolate chip cookie, you already fooled me, but hey, you know what I'll have because I don't like my chocolate chip cookies with too many chocolate chips, okay, this guy was fixing a toilet, so he took it out completely.

I made two trips to the store reinstalled the toilet and forgot about the door. Wow, okay, that was practice. You'll have to do it all over again. This is also a design defect, like you can't close the door, you can't open it. Okay, so we need to take out the toilet, close the door, and then put the toilet back in. Look inside, then we are Gucci. This muffin I bought at work seems to have a lot of blueberries, but there aren't any inside. No, you're a liar. I see two. blueberries right there, that's what I do, although every time I see a muffin I wonder which one has more blueberries.

I want that karma for being greedy, just kidding. I thought I saw a Google Street View car on my morning commute to the other. day like, oh, I'm going to be on Google Maps and then you see it's Bing Bing Maps. Does Bing even have Maps? What's the point of making a completely large map when Google Maps already exists? Do you also know those lollipops or are they like marshmallows? lollipops and he's supposed to have a happy face, you open it and a sad face appears, not just a sad face, he looked like he'd been pooping all day and he's really upset because someone is putting these fake electricity plugs in the airport and then

people

will come up to them like oh yeah finally oh it's fake this is the cruel joke who made this I hope your phone falls for a while Bianca posted on Facebook I like my

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like I like my coffee I don't like coffee oh bam , toast, same Bianca, but Curtis over here

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you to say black, I mean, he shot his shot, he was going to make it, but Bianca don't play ball, mother made her son an egg for lunch, so no it was a hard boiled egg you gave me this morning you accidentally gave someone a normal egg instead of a hard boiled egg at least they

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't use it as a karate chop that bad boy out of the shell this is very disappointing i'm actually sad about that one person, honestly this ruined my whole day, the wife who tried to wash her husband's pillow, oh no, no, no, don't do that, but what was on the pillow, a whole pumpkin, maybe some melon . pineapple just kidding, that's disgusting, everything in this photo is ruined.

I know the cat toy on eBay for 99 cents. Well, you get what you paid for. What is the cat going to do? Look at it exactly. Instead, I came sandwich. Did someone put their sandwich in the photo like that? they were making the phone case oh no, don't buy bootlegs, the joy of online shopping oh look, some Yeezys said they paid 750 bucks, so they were like, yeah, I'm going to buy some legit Yeezys and they got some Yeezy sneakers, just eat them in the trash can where they belong they actually look pretty comfortable they even have a thing where you can hang them but I want a refund I paid 750 for this at least my feet comfortable my mom used the Domino's app for the first time and forgot to get sauce and cheese imagine the person who makes this pizza like uh so you want a pepperoni pizza just pepperonis you know what I'm going to do just what he says okay, I have you family at least they have the decency to put extra pepper on them oh look In this pretty bouquet of lions I'm going to buy this for my wife who loves lions.

Cute little lion who is a mad dog, looks like Pluto, a dog's pet dog.