FUNNIEST BOYFRIEND - GIRLFRIEND TEXTS

Please never love another girl I can't promise why who is this person you were talking about she is shorter than you she looks like you Oh call me mommy it depends does your sister call you mommy what the hell did you just say? I'm going to beat your ass with this. I just grabbed anything off my desk, literally the worst thing you could say to your

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, girlfriend. Boyfriend text sometimes with a pinch of calm. Hello baby, ready to go down today, young man. This is Susan's mom, she left your phone at home uh-oh, ha ha, I've got you now tell me what we're going to do again tonight yeah, we're going to do it so hard you won't be able to get out of bed in the morning.

Just kidding, I'm really his mom and I'm calling your mom, not her, she didn't just go there, man, parents are learning, they're learning, you can't just anyone, not even your own girlfriend,

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wants to fight with your boyfriend , your seductive defensive girlfriend. he's confused used boyfriend flexible girlfriend tough spell girlfriend confusion rise used girlfriend you're not getting any boyfriend she doesn't have any usable moves boyfriend backed out we need to talk oh i don't know something just doesn't feel right what do you mean us? I've been dating for almost eight months and not once have you made me a sandwich.

I'll make you one and strangle you with it for scaring me so much. Wow, even a woman doesn't mean I have to make you a sandwich, why? Don't make me a sandwich. I'm not like that. There comes a point in every relationship when you have to prepare food for each other and sometimes when your man is helpless, you have to prepare a meal that I don't know where it came from. a family where the women cook for their men and I don't know, I like it again. I like to make sandwiches. I make some amazing sandwiches, so yes, I like minky sandwiches.

Hang out with me like I want a cheeseburger. I want to hug you, children. I want to make I want a cheeseburger now I want to ride a roller coaster so bad Why ride a roller coaster when you can ride me? Because roller coasters actually make me scream Okay, it's almost hard to believe how sexy Noah is. You think he's hot. Yes, there is no doubt in me. Mind, wait, you already knew I liked him. I never thought you'd say that, oh, that wasn't for you, it was made for Alexa. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll die in a hole of humiliation.

Don't worry because my son knows that my future girlfriend likes me and he thinks I'm an attractive girl. Today is your lucky day. I mean, this is the best case scenario. Here imagine that the person you really like likes you, but almost always never. Why did this happen to me in high school? The problem was that my gaze was too strong. I guide you to all the boys I like. I approached them. I thought I'd like you to go out with me and then they said no. like so rude like he has no shame hey Kim I want to play a game hello Danny sure, but it can't be hide and seek Oh winking face, why not?

Because it's impossible to find a girl like you who says that, calm down, I mean, that's it. that's a really good pick up line if you like his teenage son, another way to ask someone out, let's give each other nicknames, how about weird, huh, kidding? I was going to give you a nickname, but it doesn't matter, no, tell me, okay, what about girlfriends, you know? Valentine's Day is coming up, these are so perfect, they're actually pretty good, so if everyone wants to try them, try them at your own risk, but you need to test the water first, not just jump in there.

This is your crush This is his friend Go to his friend and ask him if he likes you or what he thinks of you You know you have to get someone to ask your crush if he likes you Hey, I heard a rumor about you And the person you really like, what do they like about you? Hi are you there? Oh, I think I did something, what did you say? Sorry, I was just doing a victory dance, you were saying, hey babe, my parents are gone, do you know what that means? yeah, I'll be there in five with the pillows, this fort is going to be the best fort ever, I know, right, that's a familiar text message.

I bet your parents are proud, Jesus is proud to chat with your crush, expectation, hello, how are you? I'm fine and you're fine too honey oh pretty wink face Can I tell you something? Yes, of course, I love you. I love you too. I'm busy I love you What are you doing taking a bath? Send to pick up. There is not the type of collection that is desired. What kind of fish is this? I'm fat, no you're not. I just ate a McDonald's hamburger. I only think seven cookies. Oh, you have. cookies, the back doors open, get your men like this, I love you, I feed you and I say no, hey, what would you rate me from one to ten, one point, one, four, three, two, seventy-five Yes, I think you put the decimal? in the wrong place oh yeah, sorry, I met zero point one point four three two seventy-five whoa look, that's how the boys talked to me in high school, they were so rude like that, so what does it mean my love, if you're smiling send me our smiles if you are sleeping send me your dreams if you are crying send me your tears I love you I am in the bathroom what am I sending you here is a clue Shh it seems so romantic I miss you come back to me where are you my apartment? go to the window I'm here jump Wow no shell your ex would try to come back into your life no thanks hey we need to talk for a second I just got a cool package I mean cool I don't want to be your boyfriend anymore um open the package oh god mine is a diamond ring he says I don't want to be a boyfriend anymore I want to be your husband marry me yes I will oh my God that's so nice good for you do you want to be my girlfriend You mean girlfriend, what you forgot, the D, don't worry for the D, honey, you will understand that later, although I heard this too many times, this is always a good man, if you want to try this, I think it will work. baby are you jealous no baby are you jealous no what baby are you jealous I already told you no baby I can give a kiss go get a kiss from the ugly girl who likes your status on Facebook moron this is me okay I mean yeah A girl likes my man, so that's nothing I can do about it, you know, but you feel like it's someone else's, so there's a problem, but he doesn't, so hey babe, you were amazing last night, you got a very talented pair of lips, these are Abby's.

Dad is amazing at karaoke. Wow, he sure doesn't know how to sing. You have a talented girl. Mr. Gillian, I know you're an amazing singer, I think you have real potential, I think you're great, you accepted the same man who saved the century, you're the sweetest, I'm going to bed, but I want to talk to you, go to speak. Beth underlines 21 if you're going to fall like her pictures or even look at her Instagram go talk to her it's okay he makes me the happiest person in the world yeah yeah yeah I'm just doing my job so it's a job, huh?

I paid for it huh, who sent you? Yes, your love is my salary. She closes her eyes. Okay, what do you see? Nothing good. This is my life without you. People text like that. I don't know about you, but I don't like this. Romantic BS I don't like it Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet and so are you But the roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And your head is fine too What did she eat last? slice of pizza or something, are you crazy, baby? air two five three five eight message couldn't be sent sorry I said Katy Perry is sexier than you air eight seven four seven three her boyfriend PS Taylor Lautner is sexier than you this is a new Level of pity man this It's so good, this is me, hey, what's up?

I don't relax much. What about you at the seafood restaurant? Why that face? I'm literally sinking my nose. I hate the smell of fish. Why would you hold your nose as much as possible? What you need to do is close your legs, we have a wild one, hey, I'm sorry Michael, I was busy, I said that thirty-eight years ago, 138 years ago, can you edit the text messages, I love you Josh, go to hell , Sean, I meant John, Auto crack sucks, oh, okay, honey, I love it. You, oh my gosh, Cassie, I just texted John saying I love Josh.

I told him it was autocorrect. He bought it while I was saying, go to hell, baby. I want to fuck you so hard, me too, Bri, yes, in the face with a chair made of steel covered in spikes dipped in poison held by Chuck Norris, ouch, but anyway, that's all for today. I hope you enjoyed this video, if you did make sure to hit the like button and subscribe, join the Wolfpack. I love you so much, thanks for watching, bye. guy