EMBARRASSING TEXTS FROM DAD

Hello guys, today is Father's Day and I am very excited. Well, no, happy Father's Day to all the dads and daddies and to all the people whose dads don't love them. I'll feel them, is that cashmere? Oh, you. gentle for those of you whose dads went to the supermarket to buy milk and never came back, you are the dad who is looking for girls. I want you to know that he will never come back. I'm sure we can all appreciate these text messages from dad, so this kid was trying to give his dad subtle hints that he needed money for school.

The school is really great. I'm making a lot of friends and studying a lot with all my things. I just can't think of anything. I need money, heart, money. I know Extra knows me and Eko knows that the mix and the ocean knows Griffey are enough to keep even a student busy, oh no, don't forget that the pursuit of knowledge is a noble task. I think we all know the answer Billy. You won't get money from dad. Hello honey, I got pregnant like you wanted. You did what? I'm sorry dad. That was meant for Matt. You still haven't explained to me why you're pregnant.

I don't. Oh, I was talking about making the tomato sauce. Don't scare me like that again. Mm-hmm I love me some prego sauce I slept with your mom! I slept with your mom! I slept with your mom! Dad, you're drunk, Maddie just slept with your mom. Girl, her dad was chosen by accident. What do you do on spring break? Missing you, darling. Well, she's dancing a dance of joy. Do you realize that this is your father, while your boyfriend and your dad have the same name? This is what happens when you save your boyfriend and your dad and then you have to do it.

And then you accidentally text the other dad, the real dad, the one who started it all. He was proud. I hope you're getting AIDS, Dad. You know that AIDS means acquired immunodeficiency syndrome, right? Oh my god, I thought I was an A in design school. Dad, are you serious right now? Are they really that stupid? You kids, in your slang, can fuck that slang for everything. If you enjoyed this video, be sure to hit the like button on your face, like I swear there are some adults. I think that is so. So the parents don't know what you're talking about and you come help me with my truck.

Can't your mother cover her vagina with her hair again? Um, she never cleans it and she's all clogged up, dad. Why are you telling me this? Come on man. Ha ha ha. Vacuum the one without a bag, she gets clogged 4 times a month, she clogged her vacuum, not her vagina. I was confused for a second. Hey honey. Did you pick up that bitch? Yes, wrong person, dad. Sorry, it was meant for your mother. Wait. What do you mean my sister and I? Yes Is it rude when your dad has a cute nickname for you? Hello Dad.

I'm sorry I couldn't see you on Father's Day. Okay, I forgive you this time. Mom said you took your cowboy ride. I wish I could have gotten to Oh My God, Dad. No, I wrote kayak. I swear. Oh my god, I'm so sorry. That's not what I meant. Your mother hasn't taken that out for a walk in years. I call you tomorrow. Wow dad, I didn't need to know that second part, but thanks for letting me know that I didn't need to know that I'm going to shoot him. Thomas of Oh. Do you know what that means?

Laughing so hard. I dropped my cue and my hat fell off. The best father ever. Gotta stop you there, best dad ever. But that was pretty good. Just write some random letters, send them to someone and ask them what they mean. Hello son, which phones do you like more, the Samsung s3 or the iPhone 5? This was a long time ago, omg dad I like s3. . Oh Lord. Thanks Dad. It's not for you. It's for your sister. What a man? This is just rude. You're going to ask me which one I want for everyone. The worst dad goes shopping and says what deodorant and then takes a picture of Old Spice's arrogance.

Hashtag not sponsored. . Sure, I reduce the speed called safe. Okay, but I think it's for women. I think this one takes the cake for best dad. That's why we have the best here I mean Old Spice worked, but you actually found one called safe. Look, I only need deodorant when you want to be sure you don't stink. What's your favorite way to get Harry Potter? down hill? I don't know what's up JK Rowling What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish and a bottle of glue? I don't know if you can tune a piano, but you can't play a tuna.

Haha, what's with the glue? I knew you'd be stuck there. OMG, all these dads are so funny. But could I have a dad like that? Oh, what my dad did was yell at me, tell me that he was grounded and when he wasn't grounded, he just told me to make tea, so he accidentally posted a picture of his dad. Oh my god, oh my god, delete it. This wasn't for you, that help wasn't for Becky Well, shit, Becky, you really messed up, it's not even okay, I'll just delete it, pretend I never saw it, who was it for?

Do you have a man you don't tell us about? Oh, you know it would be the worst to sit and chat over dinner. Talk about it and why you sent it and who it was intended for and why you shouldn't send photos to guys. Oh, do you as parents ever do that. Just like sitting down to talk at dinner. Those are the worst. So this girl changed not to hell. Yes, on her father's phone, so she said: Can I have a party this weekend? and instead of saying no, like she thought, don't you need friends to throw a party?

Dad, how are you going to do it like this? Your own daughter, your own flesh and blood. She brought you into this world. I'll get you out real quick. I'm trying to wish you a Happy Father's Day, but your phone is off. Happy Father's Day, do you remember? Yes. I may be your least favorite child, but I have the best memories. I don't have a favorite child. I simply like them all equally and each one in their own way. I found out that they are not the least favorites, but dad hates them all equally, anyway you are where the miss sucks.

It's 10:00 p.m. Where are you? I'm in a dark alley with my drug dealer trying to get a good deal on his new batch of weed. As long as I know where you are while you're alive, I don't care what you're doing. You could be at a strip club in jail eating at Arby's as long as I know where you are. Look at all that confidence. I think I got my girlfriend pregnant. That? It's a joke. I failed my biological exam. Thank God you ever failed your test. Here you go, give your parents terrible, terrible news and then give them the real news so they don't feel so bad.

Oh, you just failed the exam. Honey, as long as you're not pregnant. Hey honey. How was your day? I'm eating the best wheat of my life. Oh, me too. Where did you get yours? No. No, I found a weakling. Wait, dad, let's not tell mom about this conversation, dad. Look at this family, they all smoked in devil's lettuce. Hi Dan, I can't wait to see you tonight Ashley. Check who you are texting. This is your father and I know what this means. What does it mean then? It's a smile. Of course. That's how it is. Dad Then the smile on my face when I know that you are home punished and not playing with the dance.

Pretty girl, it's time to pack your bags and move out of my house. Don't underestimate your dad Look, he has one and he can clearly see what it is Look, my mom could look at that and say, oh my gosh, that's a smiley face. Yes, that's a smiley face on your pants. You can not lie me. Hey, do you want me to buy you something from the store? Some condoms dating some girls need protection, son. Yes. Your face is enough protection. Oh wow, oh my god, I'm so close. Please. Leave me out. Meet me outside. OMG my heart stopped when I sent that.

Sorry, the phone did it. Oh, I wish I had something clever to say, but I'm at a loss for words. See you in five dad, I don't want to see you anymore. Excuse me, while I fall off this cliff. Dad text. What happens when you have sex with someone and they don't respond? Annoy. Oh yes, dad, you could go to jail. I want to know who he's sexting. Dad. Arrest. I'm your son. How do I get girls to like me? Pour a bucket of glitter on top and stand in the sunlight. They will come running dad, no.

Then grow a pair and talk to them. Yes. Listen to dad. He managed to get a girl to like him. The girl liked it so much that she had you with him. So he follows his advice. He would know this moment. How was that funny, I don't know? This is so pure and healthy I love it. I'll call my dad Bob. Oh, hi Amy, I don't miss you at all. Thank you. Dad. Oh, look at it. It's so thoughtful she

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Amy to remind her that she doesn't miss her. He's so sweet, so thoughtful. I wish my dad would send me a message.

Have you been buying things? I've been using your savings for college. Oh, now Dad will have his wallet, now he will use my college savings, the butter gun must have a wallet, but a quick confession. Oh, another one. Just go away, dad, you pig. I guess it was the wrong dad. Did you want to send this to me so I can answer the phone now? Are you serious? Is this what you do while you're at school? Oh, it was set for 12:45 a.m. That's like midnight, but he took it at school. He took it in the bathroom stall.

She goes to have some spicy pork in the school bathroom. But anyway, that's all for today. I hope you enjoyed this video if you imagined the like button for "Hey" comment below something I don't know about your dad. I don't know anything else, dads, and make sure you subscribe to Wolfpack. Why I love them so much. Thanks for watching. bye