HILARIOUS BOYFRIEND - GIRLFRIEND TEXTS

Hey guys, Hey guys, Hey guys, okay, I can't get my intro right, so you'll have to deal with Hey, what's up? Hey, that was great today, let's do

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types. Hey, it's over, why after everything I've done? You, that's how you make me, you ungrateful jerk, okay, that's why I got into a fight with three of your best friends, you pray, I'm just talking about the movie, the movie's over, oh, what was it like when we landed, guys, you know What are you? Jealousy jumps to conclusions. Are you done with being with my wife?

You know Niagara Falls of blood love waterfall of sacrifice Oh boy, so here we have a 12 year old

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texting each other. The boyfriend says: Hi Paisley, this is Paisley's father. Who is this Jake from State Farm? Oh okay, I'm so glad my daughter has insurance at 12 years old. I'll have him call you later. Okay sir, bye, oh, that's perfect, you played it perfect. Little does Jake know about State Farm. She is his boyfriend. Hi Susan, this is Anthony's mother. You and my son broke up. I don't want some selfish, gold-digging idiot dating my son and don't bother calling, he feels the same way.

Me goodbye. Wow, wait, what do you give Anthony? Return the phone Oh my god, I'm so sorry, my mom told you all that. Oh thank God, baby, so we're not done. Oh no, we're done. I'm just sorry you had to hear from her. Bye, oh, hey, what do you think about our relationship, does counting the stars in the sky mean, okay, it's endless, no, it's a waste of time, oh, this is great, best barbecue of 2018, send it to your guy o favorite fat girl, are you mad at me? No, you know, it became real when there is a period after, no. something was definitely wrong there was something wrong there was something wrong there was something very wrong this is the 13 year old girl who is dating a 13 year old boy and this is how they broke up over text messages We need to talk well, that's what I heard You went to the park with Natalie, why would you cheat on me?

Joey. I gave you two chances and I actually believed you when you said you loved me, but I guess you didn't. Sorry, I was just dating her. Whatever, just don't talk. To me in high school I didn't even love you, sounds good to me and well you were the one who bought my Starbucks drink so obviously you loved me a little. Fuck you, Joey, ding ding ding. Oh, what was that? Oh yes, the elevator. You're not on my level I want this fight, this time we're really done Hey baby, can we play a game? Sure, okay, if you could travel around the world with one person, who would you choose?

Oh well, that's easy, I'd choose. Dora, that's all there is in his backpack, he chose Dora over me, Dora the Explorer, which she got and I didn't, what did Dora guess? I think I'm very proud of my boyfriend. Why was he so tired last night that he didn't recognize him? Yo, what's good about that? So when I tried to give him a hug, he said, "Back off. I have a girlfriend. Damn, that's a keeper. Better keep that voice safe. Protect it. You command, baby. Can you write me a poem? Sure that roses are red violets, you are blue, a face like yours belongs in the zoo but don't worry I will also be there but not in the cage but laughing at you how cute you want to see me do a magic trick haha ​​I'm glad you liked it and sure oh yeah' Being single has been the meanest poem I've ever heard.

I'll break up with him too. It's funny when it's not you. Oh my god, I feel so bad for cheating on Jake. What I know is that his. twin brother cheated on me horrible Katie look who you're texting it's okay oh my god oh my god I'm so sorry it's okay I'll still love you forever my brother though he's dead , wait, so this girl is dating a twin, but she hasn't known it long enough to differentiate who is who, so one of them said, yes, it's me, your boyfriend, but it was the other twin who I wasn't dating her.

She tricked him into cheating on his brother. How did you do that? I thought twins stay together like that. This is coming but it's funny, I don't care that you cheated on me, I'm your best friend anyway so it's okay, that's a lie, he's in Wales for two weeks, I didn't cheat on you, the perfume you smell in my house was from my mom. and three, your check, spelling, oh, I'm sorry, honey, I was just sad, I haven't seen you in two weeks. I'm still your girl, okay, one, you're pathetic doing the store, two, baby, three, you're four or five.

You're not my girl anymore, you're fine, which I do a lot. I'd have you again anyway. Three, get me a girl who can spell me. She this is the most annoying person. Just let me make sure I win this argument by proofreading. every single spelling and grammar mistake to make it clear that you are stupid, you are a liar, so this girl sent her boyfriend to buy her eyelashes. I could never trust my boyfriend to accomplish such a difficult task. There's no way in hell, oh, but this guy. discovered that these have an additional agility of 116 with a chance to turn black chilla d oh, I see it has stats.

I never knew what they meant. I think it's a style number that takes a little more time and should work. You have a whole list of things you need to be well. I think it will work. The applicator says it comes with one in the package. Oh, I understand what kind of glue. Elmer's glue stick says on the box. He already has adhesive strips on his eyelashes, but he gets it. a tube just in case Oh, bless him, poor soul, this boy has four bottles of Elmer's glue for his eyelashes. I'm going to buy these false eyelashes, they are called false eyelashes.

I know, dry shampoo. Did you know? Forget, I forgot my wallet now. I've had enough of this I can't, I can't do this, it failed I don't think any man can pass this test to be honest, how many tampons do you need? There is a package with a hundred tampons, will you need that many? They are packages with even more, just buy a normal one like 20 or something like that. Don't you need more? There is a lot of blood. I know how much blood there is. I've been having my period for a while. Oh, right, wait.

I'm going to jump like five of them at once, that's how it works. I just found the text from when I went into labor. Jack, my Weider is just one. I'm not even kidding what the poem is. G. What are you going to do? Jack, uh, I'm calling my grandmother, she's out, I'm here to call the hospital, this is a chill of panic, oh, my water is going to break, how am I going to relax? because I'm sure everything will be fine. Hey, okay, I'm going into labor. Not very good, okay, sorry, I'm panicking, make your water.

I thought you meant a faucet, sorry, why would I call the hospital? ha ha ha, laughing. A lot, I don't know, I was confused. Okay, my waters have burst, oh my God. It is very painful to read this. I don't know how this guy figured out how to get her pregnant in the first place. People like that. Shut up, no. Hot babies. Thank you. Did it hurt? really its rude its the inside that matters not the outside really give me an example of a refrigerator eh it makes sense yeah i mean you can have a nice new stainless steel refrigerator that just has expired mayo on the inside or You can have a normal refrigerator stuck with all your favorite foods so this girl said her boyfriend I pick up a snake with noodles there are noodles in the head of the snake oh it's a head of noodles do you think it's pretty what is this?

She's cute I guess why does she have spaghetti on her head? I'm sorry, I can't be her, pack your bags, I'll leave you for her, look how beautiful, who the hell is that guy doing with you? MA, he's just a friend, why tell him he's dead, he's gay, oh, I love you right. it worked I want you back three words eight letters say it and I'm yours I have food you know me so well that's all attack all I had to do to get you back was take your ass to McDonald's and get you a four pack of Nuggets we love it easy why Don't you have a boyfriend yet?

I'm just not allowed why don't you have a girlfriend because you can't have a boyfriend yet ah you wait for each other this girl's boyfriend used a coupon for a free booty photo. I'm still in bed, bro, you never let me use that damn coupon. The store sucks, so she gave her these coupons and she never won much music. She was just saying that being in bed is the best time to take booty pics. The ex-boyfriend just confirmed his attendance at my wedding and looks at the song she requested, so he says I promise to dance if you play.

I loved her first. It's still salty. Why are you going to invite your ex-boyfriend to your wedding? It is this normal text. between my little brother and his girlfriend What do you want to text about? I don't mind. I'm just bored. Name. What are you doing? Nothing. Do you like someone else? No, are you that bored? No, the only person I love is yourself. Thanks, yes they are too young, what is this? Are they 9 years old? That's what a nine-year relationship is, so they're not missing out on much. By the way, I give this a maximum of 48 hours before anything happens. they break up Oh, another one of these I think you're great thank you you're great too thank you too thank you thank you another 48 our relationship lasts ticking hey honey, who is it?

Sorry, I lost all my contacts, your boyfriend, Jake Kevin, oh, kissing burns 6.4 calories! One minute I want to find out how the hell you call me fat, that was one of the kisses, but yeah, you're too comfortable in this relationship, hey, where the hell are you? Do you remember that jewelry store where you saw this necklace? and you fell totally in love with him. I'm going to show up right next door to give you hope. I thought I was going to buy it from you. I'm so sick of people if humanity is so disgusting, I don't want to be a human, let me be a tree and let me be a squirrel or some climber I knew or whatever.

I could eat your nuts, how romantic, but anyway, that's all for today. I hope you enjoyed this video, if you did make sure to like it. button like and subscribe join the wolfpack oh comment below do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend? I want to know, I love you so much, thanks for watching, bye guys.