Friends: Joey Teaches Ross to Dirty Talk (Season 1 Clip) | TBS

"Vulva"? Alright. I panicked. Alright? She...she took me by surprise, you know? But it wasn't a total loss. I mean, we ended up hugging. Wow, did you hug? How often? Shut up. It was nice. No... I just don't think she's the type of person to

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, you know? What is the problem? Simply say what you want to do to her and what you want her to do to you and what you think other people might be doing to each other. Look. I'll tell you what. Try something with me. Please, she jokes. Why not? Come on.

Just...she just close your eyes and tell me what you would like to do right now. Well. I'm, uh... I'm in my apartment... - Yeah... what else? - That's all. I am in my appartment. You are not there. We're not having this conversation. Alright, look, I'll start, okay? -Joey, please. - Come on, come on, okay. Ready? Look. Oh, Ross... You make me so horny. I want your lips on me now. - Huh? - Hmm. Alright. Now you say something. I... I really don't think so. -Come on, you like this woman, right? - Okay, yes. - You want to see her again, right? - Sure...

Well, if you can't

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to me, how are you going to talk dirty to her? Now tell me you want to caress my butt! Well. Turn around. I just don't want you to look at me while I do this. Alright. Alright. I'm not looking. Go ahead, okay. I want... Okay, I want... to feel your... ...skin warm and soft with my lips. There you go! Keep going. Keep going. I, uh... ...want to take my tongue, and... ...and, and... Say it. Say it! Pass it all over your body until you're... ...shivering with... with... With...? Funny story. You will not believe this.

Okay, okay, I was always supportive of you two kids getting together.