Franco Escamilla.- RPM (parte 7) .- "Distrito rojo"

Amsterdam said No, but that's it. This is the tourist area, for that you have to go to the red light district, it's like a minimum municipality that is attached to Amsterdam, like the zone of tolerance where all the evil accumulates, it's called the Red Light District, I told him, well, let's go to the Red Light District, he said. Milanese Franco, I can't, I'm married, I said, too, son, let's go, I said, we're not going to do anything, dude. Just let's see, we're hungry, we eat at home, there's nothing wrong with it, let's see women who get pissed off, if there's something I'm not going to accept in This show is hypocrisy, women, you are also hungry, don't do it.

Of course, it is a coincidence that the most famous singers are not the ones with the best voices, they are the most beautiful. Chayanne sings well, but she dances very well, I don't know, I've even seen it. and I say yes and I'm damned if women are hungry because in soap operas in films for women in series for women the main character, as I've said before, is always handsome and sucky when you've seen a soap opera called Cañaveral de or something like that. and the old woman comes out who is in fashion and a paunchy and ugly guy you have never seen, the ugly guy is the bad one, no Or the darkest one is the racist Mexico stick of love but he is never ugly they are always handsome and for what reason? woman is hungry, gentlemen, you had not realized that every season finale, every novel ending or every time you go to the cinema to watch love movies, tonight it is your turn because your wife became hungry, there is nothing wrong with it because you think she closes the doors. eyes Ah it hurt assholes a while ago they were laughing a lot not even a man laughed at that I, my old lady, am forbidden to close her eyes here we are both assholes no one I'm going to explain to you why I wanted to go to the red light district I wanted to see a theater there First listen to the whole story since we arrived in Amsterdam I saw a little pamphlet and I kept it with me and at the hotel at reception the boy who spoke Spanish was from Spain Viviana Amsterdam I was able to talk to him without the need for him to be Milanese and in the pamphlet that I I found it was black with red letters it said Life sextiller I don't know English my brothers but even I know that in that mother it said sex and theater And I grabbed the brochure I told the Moor at the reception I told him this what's cool and then flirty he told me that He thinks he is, I said, what do you think?

I think he's cool and that you're not going to do it, and he said, Well, nothing like that. That's why he said. It's a theater with live sex performances, but I didn't want to get excited, I told him, let's see how long it takes. time is it is a play they are actors who pretend they pretend to have sex son it is not a theater for 150 people there is a stage on the stage there are people having sexual relations and the audience can see it live and don't be because I don't know about you but for It would be a lifelong fantasy for me, dude, before you get scared, don't judge me, take into account that I didn't really know, I didn't know that it's not normal to want to be a Peeping Tom.

I thought that that fart caught our attention. And I see. They are like my friends because it is something well motivated with Brenny there is a theater where there are people fucking and we can go see these guys no Franco wasn't even angry it was more like disappointed no Franco why do you want to go see people fucking I say why It's not like a porn but it's live, not everyone's fantasy, well, I don't know, I don't want to go just because it's embarrassing and disgusting, a filthy man and everything is just a guy and I'm not going to do the old creepy guy.

Hello kids, I'm coming from the show, I said, Let's go. Hey, we're chatting there. Look how good it is. Come on, I don't know something. No one wanted to accompany me. The guy from the hotel told me, well, you can buy the movie. I said, well, it's a porn. I have pages of that. I told him that Milanese goes out to a green district to see marijuana. Well, You have to go to a cafe, they call it a cafe, but they are places to smoke marijuana, my brothers and her. It's legal and you forget that it's legal and I tell him Milanés.

Where is the closest one? He says, I don't know. Let him ask the police. I don't punch. They are going to lift everything and the super friendly police officer explained to us how to get there Milanés did not understand and he accompanied us six streets. You know how strange it was for me to process that image to think that we know that because of a police officer looking for where they sell marijuana and this smells like a raid, well bastard, I I was coming seven paces behind, right, and looking everywhere and because of the blackness, and I was smoking a cigarette at the normal ones and at the entrance of the place.

The guard told me you can't come in smoking. I looked out and inside there were a lot of people flying kites, I told him. The smoke bothers you but he explains it to us very kindly and Milanés translates for me and for the first time I hear Milanés laugh and he tells me, laughing, Franco, "You're not going to grow it on me," I say. Here in this place, your cigarette is illegal, son, because it hurts and I don't. From you, take away the flu and the fuck, well I said, look, I don't want fights, he has the cigarette, I paid for it, he tells me you can't throw it, colleagues, or like, fuck, Amsterdam, a lot of Europe and new renderings. a couple of notices number one Franco Escamilla is can management and productions Trinidad we are against the illegal consumption of any substance number 2 This is for the minors who came today minors do not raise your hand I will quickly identify where there are minors age how good you are here minor friend I hope you are having fun I hope this show lives up to your expectations thank whoever brought you because there are Carlos tickets I wasn't paying for it well thank whoever brought you and I hope you are having fun But pay attention minors are more under 30 years old young people of 30 and up stop being not young anymore it's not that in my heart no no no It's that age takes no no Stop already over 30 mature bastard yes You bitches too, I'm free, young people, pay attention, young people.

This is for you young people, don't take drugs. Ok, you already comply by order of the lawyer. I have to say that, here you go, not even if you want, for the young people. Hey, I'm saying it for the parents. The parents are very cheaters. See if you say to a dad, Hey, your daughter, how intelligent is it that the dad says, of course, he's identical to his father. Hey, your son turned out to be good at soccer, and now a little zurdillos, of course, is identical to his father and you say, Hey, your son is Marijuana.

Yes. The thing is that he went to a Franco Escamilla show and and Franco It's a marijuana joke and look, my child is a sensitive subject to marijuana, especially depending on your age, if you are young, the word marijuana does not do anything to you, it is a word, but if you are from my age or older the word marijuana Marijuana makes you uncomfortable I've already told it seven times just because of the older people because every time I say marijuana they squirm a little in their seat or they cross their arms or they act non-committally, I mean it's a matter of age our parents and grandparents demonized the word marijuana to the extent that our parents and grandparents call any drug marijuana and call any drug addict marijuana.

They can see the man with a bag of cement in his mouth and they tell you Beware of the Marijuana that's it defamation of honor guy To my mom, the boss, who is so pretty, spoke to me three years ago when I started to tour the country, she spoke very seriously, we spoke at her house, she told me, I have to talk to you, it's something very serious. Ok, no kidding, yes, boss, go ahead. We sat down for a cup of coffee and she opened the conversation like any mother with mother's phrases that make sense to her.

But not for me, my very serious mother told me first of all leaden feet and my mother, seriously, thinks lead, rabbit's eye, I told her I'm not understanding from my mother She tells me yes think lead that it doesn't fill with smoke that you don't deserve to be in the brick my boss is having a stroke or something I mean I take her to the hospital what to do and she already told me well not to get into it the head says climbed since I was born well be very careful don't feel immortal don't feel almighty be very careful I don't want nonsense you don't remember because I don't live with you but I'm fine no Take good care of yourself Be careful because it's not you anymore he just said You're a dad, you're a husband, you have a company, there are people who depend on you, you can't go around fooling around anymore, you're very careful.

I know what the environment in which you operate is like. It's funny to me because everyone thinks they know what the Buddhism show is like. Everyone believes. Who knows anything I tell them, they say Well, that's the business, everyone believes that all artists finish their events and go to a party in a limo at seven and 14 weeks and shit, my brothers, at least in this Squad We finished the event we pray the rosary and go to sleep This is how it has always been And this is how it will be But everyone thinks they know what the environment is like and my mother told me I know what your environment is like I don't want you to lose your career or all your money because you indulge in vices and end up on the street starving, injecting yourself with marijuana, hold back your laughter and don't love it.

Don't worry, I swear on my children's behalf that I'm never going to inject marijuana, I told him, love. Don't say that to other people because They are going to make fun of why he chooses marijuana. It is not injected far away, it is smoked or eaten. And how do you know, drug addict, ah, it is a delicate topic but it is very similar to alcohol. Weed and alcohol are similar. They both began as medicine. Human beings abuse it. of them to be stupid, both of them fuck neurons, both of them can save you or they can kill you, it depends on whether you want to make one legal and the other not, each one has its advantages, the advantage of the motorcycle to my brothers It is cheaper in volume, he laughed to the shrimp, well, which one do you buy, hey, what do I mean?

If I have a beer right now, nothing will happen to you with just one beer. It doesn't bother any of you, not even the shortest and skinniest of the old women when it's time to start what I bring. This brand, beer is more expensive in volume, a single Marijuana cigarette, if I lit a cigarette at this moment, I give it to my friend in row 1 and he runs between the aisles of pavilion m like a majestic Olympic athlete carrying the torch with a single cigarette that circulates it is likely that we will put many, if not all of you, even the mother.

Unless there are professionals in the audience who do need two three little passes, no Or they carry the torch but what I'm going for is healthy people that nothing has ever been involved with so much smoke that reaches you, you are going to get sick in Mexico that effect is called sheep hornazo second hand marijuana lucky victim etcetera etcetera etcetera I just want it to be clear that a single cigarette is enough to put up to the egg to thousands of people Imagine what it was like for me to enter a closed place with like 50 marijuana users stoking like there was no tomorrow my brothers I didn't buy anything in Amsterdam I didn't have the need as soon as I train more videos steps to feel in the nose by can fly