Especiales de media hora.- Franco Escamilla "De vuelta al bar"

I like this race thanks to the thanks strong the applause for the master of the world miller please the applause master great as always thank you I know for the race in the present my name is Franco Escamilla it is a pleasure to be in this my house blue unicorn me They gave me the chance to go up a few minutes ago and well, I want to thank you for taking that attention with me and I feel very nervous if I want to clarify that because it has been a long time since I have been here since December about two years ago and here is always a place that gives I'm afraid because it's here that all the big ones have climbed and some of us also escaped but you're at 5, I mean, I started my career here about 10 years ago, about 15 kilos ago, and before I liked it, I said China and I've been there no longer.

They already told me how the fart is and the Chilean is not worth it. You better have to diet, you bastard, to give up carbohydrates from the start. I said, well, I can live without carbohydrates, but then I started researching and everything that I know has been good and has carbohydrates. It was an omelette to treat the potato, she says normally if you are a vegetable way because it makes you fat people traitor doors and wheat crown do it but it doesn't give me much confidence because she is chubby tell me but then fat like she doesn't bleed she is like a blind taxi driver and she tells me I'm going to teach you how to eat your mother's tragic comedy.

Maybe you need to learn to sweat, but that's part of the work. I took the time to say that I'm already a gentleman, I'm rich, it's cool to live with that, you realize because he got together with my high school generation, and I went to do an event for a high school generation, a meeting with a generation, and they were a generation. 97 I said, oh how cool, I graduated in 97, we weren't born in 97 and your mother was 20 years old, I was already there in 97, I went out to high school in 97 and they got together a little bit because of the fat woman who never got married and started it. the whole generation, your mother, we all have a fat life, they made their own what's up group, not everyone but you make the group and I asked my friend not to add them because now they all added me to guasave, those from high school send me messages that I missed hell, years without knowing about you, for some reason, bosses, it's not because it's love, but it's just that we were never friends and I don't blame them, I wouldn't have been my friend either.

God, it's not for nothing that he's always been the fat guy in the room, the one with the glasses in the room, and the black one. from the living room is a trifecta to be a virgin all your life, add that I wore orthopedic shoes in high school, you can imagine how nice it is to arrive in high school with shoes from the quads, gifts and the adolescent race has no heart as soon as you get to Frankenstein and you try to reason with those fucking animals I told them no, friends, they're of no use, frankenstein is not the monster of the doctor who invented the monster, if you have a chance to read the book, shut up, frankenstein, well, it's not that he's cool or he was shy to fight, okay, in high school, I'm a victim of summer day bullying.

The tutorials that they bring are adora, it's clear, it's bullying on Facebook, you can't handle that with a layman against you and he tells you, it's not what I'm doing, heck, you go to another one or not, or block, I say hello to missions, they ban me, they hit me, they gave me, you know, the Chinese underwear. Do you remember, I don't know if they still do it here, the shaka caca sounds very technical, but it's a blow with your hands like that on the bone, the fundillo, also known as a thousand years of death, of almost 66, and when you're drinking water, it really hurts like hell.

Bullying really hurts. because now I have a nephew Diego many years ago I spoke here precisely he is Joselito's nephew and now he writes in secondary at the end of this book it makes you feel older and it is Joselito they changed him to school because of bullying there it did give me a bit of pain because I said that I understand you, I told my carnal, let me talk to the victim, the victim, I spoke with my nephew, we each served a glass of milk, I left my son, what did they do to you, they hit you, my son didn't see worse, you said times they took him, then why, what could it be?

Worse than him hitting you, I called with everything crying because his classmates took photos of him without him realizing it and with those photos they made memes, that's what he said, I said, no, it's not funny, my children have sucked, I'm going to send it to my phone to talk with magic and digestives for the show but until the show but that's the bullying that they make memes I say that nothing doesn't count for me if I had to live the ugly one as I know that many of you I'm sure there are 14 years old around here you know what it's like to take two slices to school and you and the one who steals from you and there was a guy José Luís, his name is precisely because that's the one who did the most Bolivia and José Luís and I were antagonistic to the CONALEP, we were totally different beings, for example José luís was good at soccer and the men know that with that you are already the leader of the room and josé luís was good at fighting and already connectors the god of men was good at fighting every day he fought we were together middle school and high school and everyone the days he fought and retired undefeated ok it was impressive to see him fight and once I went to see him because he got into a fight when we were in the first year he fought with a third year and I never went to the fights that day I finally went they are going to break your mother José Luís is not very happy seeing today with my friction with the stock market until a son passed his mother to the challenge to the stock market and Mexico I can't take it anymore and no one told this to my brothers I saw it I saw José Luís no in one blow, a taller boy, bigger and stronger than him, was left, and as the third fell along with the one in my dreams and hopes, he started and executed, we lost, let's go, they're not going to grab her against the club too. then good for giving a fuck They knew him in the management in secondary schools that you arrived talking about, the coup-mongering secretaries stated that the girl managed to do well, blessed God, the morning is Friday, up with all the homework of a terrible student and I don't know why all the gardens, all the women wanted to be with him, I never understood. my sisters because beautiful ladies between the ages of 12 and 25 are attracted to those types of men like those who are not good for school and who are problematic, as they see it, they tell me he has no future, I want them to beat me, get pregnant and give up, I want I live with my in-laws, I don't read t-shirts because that's how the next student was and every Wednesday every Wednesday José Luís gave me you know in the neck everything was like his therapy every Wednesday whatever of each person this was a professional screwing the mother Not a single month has ever gone wrong without failing, the day there were no classes, it was my house and I saw what happened, he said on Wednesday, the camera was fine with me, no, but everything has a limit, my brothers, if you know someone who is a victim of bullying, speak up. with him it sounds like a cliché but it's true the brave man lives until the coward wants on a Wednesday they were precisely giving me my apts and I don't know maybe I got up in a bad mood or that day I got formal I don't know what happened he hit me differently something changed I started to get very angry and my blood was burning and I didn't know where my voice and balls came from and I pushed him ahead of him it was good damn even I got scared when what I had and everyone in the room and José Luis and I inside and today the What did you do?

I wanted to apologize but the words didn't come out. I had a lump in my throat in Chinese because I wanted to cry and the people in the living room are saying that you're all unemployed. José Luis, what are you, period? He says, I choose, add the objects you have to you. mother and the other baby who hardly liked to fight took off his shirt but you and I are going to talk about it as adults who are musicians he didn't want to be unevolved I had to take a shot at José Luis my brothers is the date that is talked about of that fight in an impressive way, yes I swear, forget about Pacquiao Mayweather, the José Luis Escamilla that year was huge if people keep talking because it was a surprise for everyone, no one expected it, much less me, no one knows what he has inside because I will be my hand, my brothers, I let out a left-handed overhand and they don't know, they don't know how ugly José Luís made me, like he might hit us and I, thinking free, have to slow down so that he doesn't hit me until he got tired, how was the massacre?

Even the women came to defend me, even the lazy boy's teacher from afar doesn't move, sitting and the eyes are also friends, everyone from the high school is going to get together. I said I can't, he recognized the powers that be during the week, it's Wednesday, I said no. the day of sap abbas and I stopped joking and went I had to go my brothers I couldn't miss it I went for two reasons the first and I think the most important jose luís no longer lives in mexico he is in mcallen texas if I remember correctly and to God I ask God, I ask him to be running a gas station, his mother's son, I have that fantasy today that he arrived in a new car leaving a show and the person who attends is José Luís and he is with his red cloth, whatever boss I say.

Thank God and I hope and he already has almost 10 pesos and spends like 20 times a day I am another 10 he will try one day but he does not live in McAllen and he is happy according to his Facebook the one who or of course the one who is or every day I'm waiting for him to publish I'm waiting for a photo of him who says well finally starting here in the gasoline to get the visa in singles but he didn't go to the meeting I said well I can go and I was also very morbid I wanted to go what I wanted Let's see who in my generation gained the most weight, they're going to say that with what eggs I say those moms, well, as you see me from now on, I'm getting fatter and more or less, not much more, but if we're one size smaller now, then I can already make it to high school.

Because I arrived and they saw me thinner, they knew it, they even hit your beloved, you think, not the clothes, but say it again and there is no shortage of people who say yes, but he is still fat and as such, and you and no one said anything, how is your divorce going? Well, I arrived, I ran into 'old acquaintances', almost no one remembers me, and later they knew who I was, what we generated with us and I with the Chilean, right, no, but how cool that you were here and you were there for just one semester and for six years. when this was her mother and I finally found the two people who gained the most weight in my generation Brenda and Erika were two girls who companies were very hot without taking the most impressive models the two and most obviously and I was in love with them not secretly it was I openly declared my love to them several times, the same thing they told me to fuck my mother, they didn't let me and take a photo with me, the cute ones that it cost them a photo like when the windshield wipers come at the traffic light and the cedh arrived already with yellow mica, nothing comes out to me The old man on the way back didn't allow themselves to take the selfie and with it is a photo I had to do it in perspective, they in the background and I face it like that not from far away and obviously the demanding ones and the ones invited out and they give me extremely stupid excuses They told me she's not very sick, she's in a bad area, but since it was very difficult, from tingo, again, what's more, the montería is better, I'll stick with your immune system, my friend, those who understood, it was a good system and people, but the two of them were not even fat.

Pinches is a compliment so that the waiters and the cupil villas understand me if I yell at them or in cabbages that the horror what happened at dawn for piglet more I recognize it here from Cádiz in when many states are also making a lot of air because two water tanks blew up or the guard for 20 years but no one and the two of them already got married, not between them obviously everyone lived their life and they are happy and it gave me joy to see them again one of them told me hey my son is he watches your videos and I ha ha what ching although without a greeting, please and let me know, is it kind enough to take a photo with me so I can say later and what are they going to say about the one holding the hand and I already felt much better and I found my high school girlfriend, yes, Luciana, they called her someone sick.

I hadn't been there, she was ugly and she was fat but she liked the stone for fuck's sake she was also a girl but she likes pokemon and she said that she was a fire pokemon and that I had to pay for her there are also sushi people but me the magnificent one is a And I was curious, I said, well, yesterday and here they are very good, look at how they are now, how the manuscript must have turned out, this shit and nothing to do with my brothers because it evolved with a very beautiful, very good mother, they are called ninelconde, but I bought it for the finished product and they are not going to give it to me believe it but last year I told that joke in Guadalajara and they were in it with the public I'm not so cynical anymore I found out later I made my network predict wow they were in it with the public choose we're not going to ask for a photo in my idiotic fanbase I He says don't be a guy, you told the joke a minute and I said good and valid, he understood it but not very good, they use it, it was so good that I saw it from a distance and I shocked it with myself, I'm not a mom, and it's true for everyone, if we don't remember her, she looks the same.

And that case obviously made her life perfect, she married a man much older than us, about twenty years older than the man who has a lot of money, who is a director of Pemex, so good luck, he's going to say how do I know why? This is how the bato presented himself with all so-and-so metal director of Pemex and below let's assume my piece I never arrived Franks that mile co

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n I wanted to be a band singer and when I went to audition they saw and Carl from high school said you can't be a band singer until high school nothing more but the total manager of PM is the man very well dressed an Italian suit I made for him no no who bought it what fit no no no no need to takethe measurements of a brand that in life I had heard salvatore permanganato one or more and you will see with a chemical compound and nothing to do with me I brought that idea my Gatorade shirt notices that it was the black and elegant one and you realize that there are levels not I didn't see the same thing, he brought a glass of wine and a very pretty tall crystal glass and he had a red wine, you shouldn't recognize wines, Latin and the way were spinning around him and we didn't even take weapons, Tomas flirted, they laughed, ham ham hahaha and at the party I am there, loggerhead since the load is like a baby here but the claw of the neck so that it does not get hot from professionals gentlemen and he introduces it to me if he sees me and he was very pleased to see me and he introduces it to me and He tells him, look, the road is well prepared so that you can set it up for me, the ruco is crazy, he turned alpha, he left the wine and they greet me with their whole hand, how are you, how much does he sweep me with his look in disgust?

Crazy, it's not the flu, they don't go away, he said before, they were boyfriends with sweaty hands and I, so that the lake would never stop him 9 and still today the little friend you came with instead, just like everyone else, the cure is how wild you are, I know how they are instead you don't drive then no they don't let you drive the truck such a stupid question no the one that you don't have to go in the back with everyone seems worse index in that cloak inside me I asked him not because I was really interested but out of politeness I won't go and he knows your Who drives, deal, I don't drive, friends, and well, they take care of it.

I also said which one so we can all go together, but one of them has Wi-Fi. I don't have a driver. That's why I have two drivers and I didn't understand that it was because of the schedule. The first thing he said, I have two drivers, I said stop. What does mom want? One of them drives, the other one changes the radio that he has. Apart from the fact that I don't know if anyone here has a driver for those who are in a huevón that takes a driver for a long time, in other words, the car is an invention so that not that, no less.

That's a stupid invention if you say you don't want to walk you don't want to be in the truck with strangers you don't want to sunbathe in this car and then you say there's just that they give me used water to do it like that and then like that I remember if someone who has faith In my respects, they have more money than all of us combined, what does it all go to the doctor who has his drivers and there I was curious about what car does a man with so much money have, you have two drivers, what car do you have if you have a very small position in I didn't imagine the prize was a car that became a submarine and the new mother something, some NASA invention is impressive and there I go from an earthquake just a lady and what a car they bring and the button a Bentley you know them and there was the Chilean in my life I heard the name of the car 20 and I had hit you I corrected it I say virus and you are on crutches 20 and then a lot of pm is a worse reason they gave you more elaborate than wild you are good Bentley a car that is worth more than your entire house I said no because he rented and that's when we're not a shithole of the rules and I swear to you that those people give me a little bit of shit not because there are more people but because I have nothing in common with them that assigns I'm going to preach with someone who has a car that is worth more than my house so he said rhythmic obama I told him under that girl but for some reason people tend to tell me their life I swear to you that sometimes when we say ok mother approaches someone they will bring him and not he's being rude he's being real I don't know how to tell him your religion I'm not Catholic a cross well I'm okay mother this starts telling that he uses Las Vegas last week to his place and I'm on the 7th and he barely has any questions for his beloved you beat me to the punch We are connected, it's not that I have a house in Las Vegas in Nevada, well, if you like to go to the slot machines a lot, Elegia ok here, it's also hot, the deck of cards and the weather, and if they comply, they will be without balls, net, let us know, the ladies, don't make it clear that They knew in almost all the casinos on your birthday they give you 100 pesos saying you can get them so that spending here is very smart to sell more but they don't know that the ladies are worth it and they collect cards from 78 casinos on their birthday they pay a visit to the seven temples go to a Chinese on vacation they play without balls let's go to the others and let's go to the other well whatever is offered in las vegas' I'll bring it to you I said thank you I don't even know what they sell there but thank you and we also go to the plant very often but He didn't say Atlanta, he pronounced it the way they pronounce it, she said Télam, but I have a clear idea and I understood the key to the planet.

I have an uncle from the Mexican state very often. We also go there a lot. Aspen. I don't know if I go alone. You know, but we go a lot. little cabin to ski we really like to meet I ski or sushi to ski we are going to go you it is that it helps so much for me he asks me something it is a very idiotic question it can't be your skiing not right now not because of my knee oops doctor crucis forbade me and a Hiding is an invention so as not to make yourself look bad.

They've never done it. You see that your race sometimes has more money than you and they start being stupid. Let's all go to the new bar. It's cool and we run a restaurant today. park tilos and you bring 100 pesos in your bag just living humble but in this the chili tells them to crash all the places that was something more real you know I want some corner tacos like that so that everyone pays their own would not be required I said not a while ago It's not that I said no, success, do you think that when you want to go at 20, thank you, how nice, he said, we go to Canada very often.

Also, if you know Canada, just choose the shoes and if you go, you'll be faced with some seven-and-a-half-eight orthopedic tennis shoes. Once we have a house in calgary and one in toronto civic toronto look if for the pink panther' without the boy from the pink panther then the song toronto I have been that you guys laughed that guy doesn't feel linked with a halo a joke and his and medium and I got a little tired and I told him, well, if you are offered something from San Antonio, tell me, he said, "You have a song, San Antonio, choose, no, he's not going to pray at night to ask for your soul, not this old materialist with fear of zinc, and we went to Spain and Italy." The old man has burst on me and he attacks me, he scolds me, he doesn't say to me, hey, wild friends, you just never take her anywhere, she's dirty, I'm all motels, even my bed, but hey, they gave me a chance to tell a joke.

I've already told her, now she's pretty pissed. take half an hour to pay for it well I'm very bad at telling jokes but this one exists I really liked it because it seems like an anecdote two politicians got together, one from the US and one from Mexico because the gringo wanted to build a bridge and the bato invited the Mexican to his house and told him He said, if this is your case, feel at home. The Mexican politician told him, "Hey, how beautiful your mansion is," he said, "The president lives here," he said. What are you talking about so strangely?

No, he said, Oh, it's just that Franco doesn't know how to speak English. Son, he imitates the gringos. If he were weak and none of them were co

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ns, nothing more, the young Chinese man in the house said, 'How do you do it?' He said, 'Sometimes, politics for beginners,' when Wang The apprentice said, for example, you see the bridge that is here outside the house and well, from that bridge 10 percent of the budget came here and you saw the school that is next to the airport, which is empty, he said yes, well 10 percent of the budget. budget came here he said here chingón he said let's see when are you going to Mexico he said sinde of these the gringo pays him a visit and the Mexican arrives home six months later and the Mexican's house my brothers was a mansion normally the house for the gringo the cat's room at home the Mexican from there was still following him it's a breakdown of two booths to get to the house because the gringo saw the house and said tong soptico don't accept the house is very nice well he told me I saw where the dick He said, you went too far, the house is not very nice, I congratulated you, Enrique, I said Mexican friends and the other humble one, nothing, well, my old lady is nothing, look at the sacrifice to work, he said for you, tell me how you did it to have a house, it's in Chinese, he said, ah.

Well, I did what you told me, for example, if you saw the cable-stayed bridge that is outside, he said no, which bridge does everyone have? My name is Franco Escamilla. Thank you in the blue icon. Take good care of the ants. Stay in your homes.