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me 2 about two and a half years ago in the movie mrs not by beating obviously he killed her numancia I argued with a lady that this lady works here in Monterrey in the Cumbres area she is a street artist the lady works at a traffic light juggling a lemon You've seen it, it's Jesus Alexander of Rhodes, I'm not exaggerating, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, and I catch it here in short, don't think it's very high up, and that's all, and today, watching it from the table, and right now, the best thing is to open the lemon, split it, and a dove comes out. that is hidden and at the same time a lemon the advantage is not what with the same hand to the old egg not even the change to a lemon is funny one lemon two fucking lemons and top cooler since I love you from the poor neighborhood that no matter how much The chaos is nothing, a lemon came up to my car, I gave him 500 fish because it was bad, Ricky, lady, have it but it's not a tip, I tell him among colleagues, the show is lacking a lot of production, it's bad, but have these 500 pesos so that they can buy more entry lemons because I want to invest in this business with you we are going to look for more lemons more traffic lights more ladies a teacher of something al jabar ism I am going to be your representative we are going to tour all the traffic lights in Monterrey metropolitan area obviously I get 30 per hundred what you generate and the lady got angry because she doesn't have my business vision and the mother told me the rude old woman and gave me a lemon sugar I didn't even get angry I laughed my ass off grabbing the lemon I told her now what are you going to work with stupid for this you need me these are losses way this is not not tax deductible I was screwing the treasury for these mama boxes and I walked away from there full of laughter enjoying my triumph and my co-pilot wife angry with me did not say anything to me she was scolding me with her eyes I realized it because I felt the disturbance in the force on this side, but it's not you.

I'm one of those who believes that as long as I don't turn around, the scolding doesn't count. I'm doing it here. It's not true. It's not me. They're not three blocks away. Now you feel like talking and he told me why you are fighting with a city in the street and I don't know, shut up I can enjoy my victory I can be happy for five minutes and I'm still full I made the cider he didn't say anything to you at any time I insult you at no time I ask you, sir, what did you think of the lemon trick?

Any advice you can give me to improve this show for you users and then he blurted out the one that hurts and told me. You yourself have said in your videos that if they didn't ask for your opinion, don't give it. to what and you don't know how castro that they use your words against you well I for the car most told him clear and the substance 11 years of marriage two children came to their mother for a perfect stranger with a lemon is the one you prefer to her that is the one I fart because she always puts you on everyone's side except my side, she gave him lemon and I have and get off, go with your friend, I hope they are happy, they have a lot of fun, he said, he is jugglers and his mother, my children through praying and the children their Mom is going to leave us, no, she doesn't want them, she prefers an old woman with a lemon, they're going to feel that it's exaggerated, but that's how it is at home.

I specifically believe that for a relationship to work, there have to be two types of personalities: a serious, constructive personality and a crazy one. son of it has to be like that now it can be it falls there are also women who are on the side if you are wondering at this moment which one am I you are the crazy old one but it has to be like that there can't be two crazy people get divorced a year and it doesn't work two serious people are married for fifty years, they hate each other, they never fuck, it's a marriage that doesn't work, there has to be balances crazy and not crazy, crazy and not crazy, and in my house I start the drama.

I start the fights in my house, which is your house. with a knife and on the ground I logic about your mother first get this one off my traitor back and my children crying and the maternal hugs a little I told it in a model that is on YouTube called Japan and to the government everything that was said in That video is 100% true, in the meetings they don't let me speak because they know I'm going to her. When Bryant introduces me to an artist or representative that we still don't know what I can put on, they don't let me speak and they tell them that Franco is very serious, but They don't let me speak so as not to offend, but cool things have also happened to me in that monologue.

I explained that when people found out about Netflix, they approached me so I could record a comedy special, they told me what you want us to do and I asked to do a show in Japan. I asked him outright and he was playing but I work with a great friend, it's a demand that he is my representative and that's all I say, he takes it seriously and he got me a tour of Japan and once the way was on the way, he closed me on a tour of central and south america and as icing on the cake my brother joker gods gave me a tour of europe because among you there are beautiful people with high class classes who would be cool if you go to europe to give a good image of the mexican and god says he doesn't send francs and at the same time square and screw the image of the Mexican because I am very bad with my brothers I will never deny it because right now I am doing well thank you I am doing well but I come from a poor family I come from a neighborhood they say in my town you can leave the neighborhood but the neighborhood can't For example, when I go to a wedding that is very nice and there is cutlery on both sides, I never know which are the children and apparently I always choose wrong and you realize it until you realize it.

He goes around the table and someone from here tells her who was the one who grabbed this and I think I have two and that's when one and blames the waiters I say this place is a like this is me from I am territorial framework I belong to a group and I defend that group from dying. There are people who were born to be leaders. I'm not. I'm a big sheep. I follow someone, a leader arrives. I follow the shit. I follow someone else and it's never my fault. But when I belong to a group. group I defend it from dying since I was a child for me it was those of the against those of the morning against the afternoon in the public against the private the north against the south Mexico against the world yes my brothers every time we have left Mexico I have defended the neighborhood because I think you have to defend, you don't know how your remedy affects me, I'm lax and excrement, the Mexicans who go to Europe for two weeks and come back speaking badly about Mexico, if someone came without gas to smoke like that, I really despise you because you don't have an idea, no.

I know how he whispers to me that they left for two weeks, bastard, two weeks in Europe, come back, they tell you the website, if we are a third world in Europe, some things happen, gross domestic product, they don't even know what per capita income is, quality of life, and it's just that they don't know that they don't apply, Europe is much better than me it always pisses me off if he liked his mother's setbacks so much because you're going back she's in Mexico you ran out of money if you're in the neighborhood defend the neighborhood that's how it has to be every time and your servant my brothers always defend The neighborhood does not matter where we are, in any country that we have gone to give a show, I have always been very respectful of their traditions, customs, laws, religions, but as soon as I feel that their countries are showing me off a lot, I take out mine and mine has to win even if I have to. tell lies I have lied a lot to my brothers and speaking here in confidence yes we have lost several times but I am not even going to accept it in front of them in Japan about some impressive mink baths smart bathrooms and the pure word scares it is a smart bathroom no I would like to offend, I take it out, how am I going to do something smarter than what I'm going for?

They are bathrooms that are connected to the light, they are without Wi-Fi, they have Bluetooth and yes this is a bathroom but I am impressed and the businessman who is Japanese but speaks Spanish tells me What did you think of the technology in the bathrooms and the Mexican in me came out I said oh that was done in Mexico in the nineties we stopped doing it because people complained that the bathroom hit their ass I'm not going to jump a piece of the tour we had the pleasure of going to give a show in the city of paris france in paris the capital of the fashion of love and there you were with your pirates in your 200 peso t-shirt the afip and the next day of the show we had a day off and The businessman told me, Franco, I'll come for you early tomorrow morning, I'm going now to see as much as possible of Paris and what a hell of a time, what time do you stop by me? 7.

The morning from home, I'm smoked. I'm asleep at five and a half six. Last night I slept for an hour. I bathed I got ready seven o'clock I'm there and they took me to see the Seine River it's a river I'm touched because I'm seeing a river at 7 in the morning they close them in the afternoon the knives the businessman all thought that name is that there are fewer people and You can see more. I'm going to see it. It's a river in El Papaloapan. It has more water than this stupid one. The Grijalva and Usumacinta.

The Rio Bravo is much longer and has cadaverous blows. finding land hahaha the bat clinging to defending paris nice but

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is in the very famous eiffel tower it looks like pemex tower all of veracruz tampico and campeche even the mother eiffel tower is and we are not fools because with that attitude of segments to the European tour the first The stop was Milan, and while I was there, they explained to me that they don't say Milan, they say Milan, I didn't say anything, I said it's a very worse joke, I'm not going to say anything, but the businessman sees us arrive and says welcome, amilanó, I withstood the test like a champion and told me They want to know Milano and yes sir you are already crying out for it and you are leaving the ball bouncing someone is going to finish off something normal in Milan we met an impressive boy I don't improve what is his name I baptized him Milanese impressive this morro 27 years old and the hey He speaks Italian to you because it is Italy girlfriend mind but apart from that he speaks Spanish English French German and Finnish the latter is hardly used but with the other 5 more screen they are impressed and services I already told them brother you are a bastard you are a child he is 27 years old and already He speaks five languages ​​other than yours, my respects remain, you are a genius and the humble morro told me well, it is not that difficult and that makes me feel more of a friend and I only speak Spanish to you and with rudeness after the third language, like the He grabs Pacino on the nose, shooting anxiety, he compliments me, I'm stupid, he's taken, very intelligent Milanese, my respects but very bitter, this bastard didn't laugh at anything, okay, how not to take the person, there were like seven of us who lived with him for 28 days, almost a month or so.

We were able to get a smile from him. You know how ugly it is for a comedian to know a person who doesn't adhere to me. I say it more like a deputy. It was my kryptonite. I was tempted to tickle him. They only stayed in his armpits. I understand that there is something wrong. When we first met, I heard in My version with abalo presents the first thing I asked him is what is the name in Milan, as people call it here, he told me Milanese is and I, because my next question was to women, how they are called, and he told me Milanese, I I laughed just like you, that is to say, he shits saying thank you and he said it's a great joke look look ask me what I want to eat what do you want to eat I want to fuck a Milanese from the piano you see how perfect the joke is and he wasn't laughing he also got angry because He told me that where he lived, a province close to Milan, I don't know if it is still there, but there was a time in life when these people paid a tax for the number of Texas televisions, that is, everyone has the right to a television in their home, but if you want to put a second screen on another camera in the room was not paid a tax ago you had to ask for permits and I told him you don't ask for permission with the key or what do you think frank or how am I going to do that fucking Europeans paid a tax for each television and they didn't I held on longer and told him they were missing a lot of neighborhoods in Milan, in my golden Mexico we have two-bedroom infonavit houses but with five televisions, Dad, we have an unfinished wall yet but with a 90-inch 4K screen, what the hell? we still owe it because good end and we pay perfect taxes for televisions west ham is like that but in mexico there are many potholes that egypt without gas has to do little by little do you think we increase the number of televisions on the street for those basic styles that is to say me You're going to die in arguments, you bastard, the bone was playing, if it's played, you must garcia, he was already raising his voice, everything screwed up at you, seen a single pothole in Milan, have you seen a single pothole in Milan, I said, not wanted, who comes to Milan for the first time in his life and there will be potholes in the streets you walk like any decent person seeing asses everywhere and she tells me there are no potholes here because I pay my taxes like you say and my government has avenues streets roads without potholes for me and then the cruel one let me loose and he told me I lived in Mexico for two years I know that you Mexicans don't pay your taxes that's why your government has the streets full of potholes because you don't pay your taxes I said possible and because the average Mexican prefers to do this in the car to pay a tax for televisa we didn't want this job this is something very sad but I have seen it here in Mexico the Mexican fighting with another Mexican goes up to Monterrey and up Durango up to the capital to Nueva Guadalajara but then you realize Keep in mind that Mexicans who live in other countries don't care what state you're from.

As soon as they hear you speak, they say, "Mexican, what the hell, we're friends. I'm telling you, it's even more exaggerated. With this health in Europe or Asia, it turns out that if you speak Spanish, it's worth it to them." If you are Cuban, Venezuelan, Argentine, Colombian, you speak Spanish, we are already friends and I saw a very nice unit in Milan and the people have there are people who are 15 years old, 20 years old, they come to Milan, 20 years without coming to Mexico, everyone listened to me speak and just listened to it. They were good, they told me that your accent is super Mexican and today they get excited and ask me how everyone is doing over there on request, this mind I have no ideaAnd everyone told me the same thing throughout the European tour and we greeted everyone there because they sent greetings.

I'm passing the message just in the afternoon. You've seen ass, you're better, but we don't need a larger pocket ringing camera here in Monterrey. I don't know. from milan we went to the city of dublin ireland i think he's from the south i don't want him to do it and in dublin there lives a mexican who has been living in dublin for 15 years he helped us organize the event he contacted bryant he helped us get a bar He helped get sponsorships for everything, mom says, the bato, no better, as if we look, I told him the Mexsat, his friends told him because that's what some Mexicans abroad tell us, this boy is Mex, to me, I said, no one tells him if he's a Dominican and I'm in When he sees me at the airport he says to me, Franco, welcome to Dublin and the first thing you tell me is that you have to live the Irish experience and I'll catch a leprechaun.

Ok, and if they're a bit crazy, it's not true. respect to other countries I owe the question excuse my ignorance but what is the Irish experience and this Mexican who lives in Dublin told me Frankly you have to go to a pub and order a pint of Guinness and say it's line with a stranger and I I was the same as you and turned to Milanese, what he said is to depend Milanese, translate for me, he told me a pub is a bar, a tavern, a wall is a glass, a Guinness is a beer, here is line 3, as they say, health, here people wear even though they don't You can talk like that, son of your mother, 15 years old and you forgot how we say health in Mexico and they insisted a lot on us, they were optimistic, at the end of the sun, we put him in a taxi and I told him in Milanese, translate to the man because I don't speak Irish and he actually calls me Milanese. the language is called gaelic he said i don't speak it later translated into gaelic efe milan is gaelic is the national language but everyone here in ireland understands english perfectly i don't speak it either call me an idiot but that's why i hired a translator we didn't bring you because of your smile milanese then now I spoke to him in Spanish, translating English, and I told the driver, take us to a tavern.

Really, dude, don't take me where you take the tourists. We're Mexicans. We like the Chinese experience, but they run a tavern where you Irish people go. I told him. The driver said, you and your friends arrived together, where you watch the national team matches, and the driver understood, he took us to the outskirts of Dublin, a tavern that was good on the outside and cooler on the inside, it was still scary like the movie Hostel. in half light old wooden furniture the floor that is not a floor that is like wrinkled that my side sir said how do you mop in this mom the bare walls not even a little sign what is the name of the bar to tell the police where they stole a painting of my four dogs when little nothing everything in gray work everything was half light all looking bad we went in and I told the staff someone is going to do it today I have seen it in movies and it ends badly and they still sat us at a table that is already occupied they are long tables there were already people there and they sat us there I told him Milanese hey this is some kind of racism it's not the Mexican who doesn't deserve a table for the sun son it's not part of the tradition here to sit with strangers I said the tradition is more stupid than listening To my son, no no no, what happens is that the Irish experience requires working, the Irish say that you go to a bar to meet people, not to talk to those you already know, so for them the coolest thing you can live the Irish experience is to say I entered I went to a bar with five friends and I went out with ten.

Then many of you smile as if thinking of last names. I imagine that you are extroverted people who like to meet new people every day, but there is a sector of the population that no longer wants to meet any more people. It's nothing personal, I think that by the time you're 30 you already have Turin, friends, and there's no longer any delay, that's it. I struggled a lot to meet new people, not because I don't want them to be offended. My friends know that if I say something stupid, my intention is. not to offend them my intention was to be but people who don't know me are offended 0 taken mantles I with my friends I'm a parrot my family I never keep my mouth shut I'm talking now I'm going to shine you want me yesterday at least 5 puts a stranger on one side I'm not going to talk or be with a face that smells letter for the day I'm going to be on my phone to Hansen and I'm going to turn around with my friends and my children tell him to go away and someone tells me Franco is my dad because you have confidence that he would be the boss he is my only outing a year we are not sitting with people we didn't know I already wanted to leave they brought us the beers there I discovered Guinness it is an Irish beer that is black and hits as if I owed the money that mother is not for newbies look you know me I don't drink I smoke a lot but I don't drink ok I have a beer and I'm tasty with where I'm very fart 3 is my limit one beer all of them are also good two beers all are my friends three beers I sleep like under what Wherever I am it's not worth francs in the kitchen here I'm going to sleep I don't drink and although it pains me to admit it Mexican beer tastes great but it's not very strong those who know about beer are not going to agree compared to beers from other countries beer Mexican is very light, it has a maximum of 3.5 degrees of alcohol, 6 I think is the Bohemian one and I don't want the Indian one because some drunk will offend me.

I think those two are the ones that have the most degrees of alcohol. Six degrees of alcohol is the most a drink takes. Mexican for every chef ok Guinness has 12 degrees of alcohol it is not for novices and they serve it to you in the fine which is like a cylinder but transparent I say because it changes color that is the beer was not black it was brown they serve it and it is painted black from the bottom up I said how one distrusts this one it looks good cancerous guy I know it's called carcinogenic but cancerous is one more for some reason and I'm looking at the beer I said he's not going to take it I took photos with her because I'm a mom dor hashtag on instagram my Irish side tmcd and the mother but I didn't want to drink it I said anyway I'll give him a table ride don't explain to him that he should be screwed haha ​​I was looking at the beer they said word taken and Milanese sees me with a beer in my hand and he comes running and tells me, Franco, that you are drinking beer, yes, mom, maybe it's worth it, mother, he's a translator, but we see what's going on, he came to let me know, and he tells me, Franco, be very careful because the beer here has 12 degrees of alcohol and I jump, the Mexican is very light is nothing in Mexico the beer has 24 degrees web and we give it to the children in the primary schools so that they can make the bellies of Mexicans these say this I am something in my land since don't call me he said 22 12 degrees I said no He's not going to drink it, but to my right there was a group of friends, among them a short, skinny lady, a little animal with wiry legs and said oops and was drinking a Guinness as if nothing was going to half a glass and he finished it and wiped it off. the 5 of them and she continued talking as if nothing had happened.

I was looking at her out of morbidity and she was going to win at any moment, the old woman is going to explode or she's going to split in two, two like her, smaller ones, were going to come out, running, no, something is going to happen, very bastard, she didn't ask for another one. As if nothing is happening, you are doing it, she says numbers and I weigh five times what she weighs and I am twice as tall. I can have two, nothing happens. I took the first Guinness. It tasted good. I felt good and nothing happens.

She gave me a dancer and one Hump ​​I feel good or person gives the best since I'm not from here the local beer bothers me the local beer the young Mexican is immune to these potter aunts the five warmed me up and I ordered another one with eggs I'll charge another cousin put one for each one and everyone pays their own, the bosses where I'm going to have two eggs see me and shout at me blind your mother is safe in Milan climbing me no no they are not telling you cheers to your asses well I'm fine I had the second beer until and an agreement all my life for my life I thought they were lies when the drunks say I don't remember every family has at least two of those stories some guy who screwed up on Christmas New Year's and the next day the reheated one arrives as if nothing had happened and everyone saw them all ugly and these arrive why not joaquín what you did last night is rather fart what I did we were all singing don't act joaquín you grabbed my grandpa's crutches you were there mommy mommy you were an imperial walker you fucked up the plastics joaquín now grandpa is slipping on your hands and what the guy says I don't remember all my life I thought it was an excuse for drunks to not take responsibility for the consequences of their actions and alcoholic gentlemen I offer you an apology I misjudged you because if it is true if your disk is erased one thing, not the whole night, but half an hour if the drink was lost, my last memory is drinking good beers, my next memory is walking, almost arriving at the hotel, and that there was a failure in the matrix, and if I normally remember leaving the bar, I asked him. to bryant if we paid impossible calm down and I didn't offend anyone they didn't understand you Milanese he got very angry he has never been as drunk as that night in Dublin and I tell you something honestly I felt very well relaxed if he walked strange he slurred his words but didn't stutter I didn't listen The voices didn't feel like a mother or being a fan, there was no problem, I was worried if someone called me Milanese, I quit, I'll translate for them, it's not beautiful, I felt so relaxed, I told my friends, I'm going to get drunk, feel like a mother, this is great.

I lost my whole life that's why people drink I said I'm going to drink every day but the next day early I understood why people don't drink every day I don't know how they put up with chili every weekend it's not worth it I felt Very bad, I was very scared, Julian, since my love was not there, for God's sake, I was doing the action. It smells, I was lying down, God, and everything is fine. We are not going to leave. I will take care of my children. Take care of them. Let them tell them that a scorpion has stung me, or nothing else.

What a shame that his father died of alcohol among my representatives, he sees that it doesn't fix me 2006 we have to go to the airport I told him I'm going to stay with you I'm not going to die don't be playing light I'm just playing I feel very bad I said take me to the hospital and there he was worried now knowing that you have that it hurts I said everything there is not a nail that doesn't hurt brother I'm shaking from the cold but I'm sweating on my face what the hell is the thermostat black this this is not good this It's minimal cancer, everything hurts and I hear your amplified voice and I don't know why I really want to cry, I mean I'm not sad but I could help and my answer is a professional alcoholic from flying recognized the symptoms then you're raw it was a hangover that was the term he used he said it is your first time you have a hangover you choose the last sister you can go to the pharmacy to buy hangover medications it does not exist I was very offended by that difference that pharmacies and laboratories expect thick we have pills to avoid getting pregnant to the old people are stopping again but we don't have hangover pills he said there wasn't any remedy that can help you take care of yourself he just said well nice but I don't think they come here in coconut ireland if you want something look for a green pozole from Saint Patrick nothing more and then for God's sake he tells me to have some beers but maybe I didn't explain myself well I feel bad because last night I drank beers he tells me that's why it was the most common remedy for the cross of drinking again obviously son don't drink just like last night don't be how many you took 78 then more or less after the sixth I stopped counting sisters and he told me take about 2 and I had to be honest with him and tell the moto2 egg chili now I didn't know that according to my friends, I'm gay because I can't stand alcohol because this was hilarious so I don't drink anything, I'm sorry for not being trained, what did you always do to study, son of your mother, take a glass and two tablespoons, I said, in case it's less this goes, I thought it was a bryant thing but now they ask among family and friends it turns out that they don't believe me if they don't want to but more than 95% of drunks believe in their hearts that the cure for a hangover is to take it again look at them they are actually given faith and legality according to them the remedy for the evil caused by alcohol is more alcohol if the most remedy they hear for my life think for two seconds if a gunshot wound arrives at a hospital you believe that the doctors will shoot him again with a smaller gun or a bullet instead of 5 today everything screwed up at the airport every step was Franco's grave in the grave in front I get on the plane they sat me next to Milan it's pretty bad I hope it makes me want to vomit in the middle of Egg and Milan It's all love 1700 very bad Frank I bring you something original an aspirin a glass of water in general it's pure history and if you and I don't have to fight anymore and everything lasts you tell me but if you and I are friends I told him and the Chilean and I felt confused about where we are in Dublin and we are in Oberlin and I don't know what's the point because up there son that his bitter hair laughs we flew to Berlin there the businessman received us, he is Peruvian but he has lived in Berlin for quite some time now we are going Upon arriving he told me how it was in Ireland, you lived the Irish experience.

I told the Chilean, I don't remember much, he said great and told me you have to try the German beer, nothing, I don't have to try anything, with all due respect to their traditions here in Germany. I don't want to be rude but honestly Guinness was enough for me at those 12 degrees I would kill myself and choose to be for them Guinness s Guinness is a frank German beer has 18 degrees of alcohol I don't even want to see the bottle calling it from this phase sounds You are going to choose white because I prefer not to live this German experience we were being joe in a bar and someone violently jumped through the back door and went into the dressing room a cool bodega was the one we were at there was a Hernán dancemanosa pass what it is like that Mars with a boiler in your dressing room while you put on a little box your mother well there was my backpack and the poncho one and someone broke in and stole it and I didn't bring much my backpack brought my backpack If they sell any of them at the airport, I bring headphones, tablets, pirate charger, the hotels lose a notebook and pens, that's all I bring, but I had passports, visas, all the important permit documents to do a show, the money for the tour, a camera, a small pedestal. a multi connector is chivas things and brian tells me on your phone they were tomachi they choose her or poncho is in charge I guess they are your backpack said the other phone said no I bring it here I would never leave it and we were worried I didn't know how serious it was the situation but the police arrived I don't know if they have ever spoken to a German it is a delight you have to do it once in your life because they are super nice people they are super polite a cough and a great deal but the accent doesn't help them euros ar sound as if they were mad at you for some reason and they said good afternoon friends and you listen, I'm sorry your mother gets off in the patrol car, a mother much taller than me, I've sucked hair, it's not clear, she speaks German, she starts talking to us, I'm listening.

Talk to my mother, that is, warm up and everything I do Milanese, I said, translate, tell me this game to get off my balls soon, I'm the victim in the racist barn, it's my plan, it's all serious, it made me frank here, yes, please shut up, and the girl got angry. The translator didn't leave me alone, they asked us what they had in their backpacks and she explained to him the 20,000 things he had with him and the most it made me look bad that they brought mine in his backpack is a notebook, he writes out of the strawberries because the notebook a pirate charger the tablet is in the room a lighter and a bunch of pens that he stole from our hotels I don't know why I do it but I like to steal my pens and I swear on my children I don't need to walk he gets me up girl but I It's exciting to do it, come back here you go there are hotels here in Mexico that give me the feathers that I already have left which is 4 essentially from my room

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welcome back we know that you like our witches these real ones leave you a little package of feathers and they make us accounts is at reception when the nose turns the other way lend and I put away it's something walking as if nothing but inside I'm all there and I feel alive they told us take this document tomorrow to the Mexican embassy in Berlin Milanese took the data he said it tomorrow At seven o'clock the Europeans have to be there and their seven in the morning, as they love it, the Milanese tells me six thirty, I'll pick you up, Frank, because we're 20 minutes away or so, 25 we park and we're going to arrive at 7 o'clock.

I got off like 10 the next time it was worth it mother what are you going to do you can't leave without me all the way from the taxi I'm scolding for months that we had to be there at seven and I told you several times and mentally we arrived it's closed there is work because the embassy opened at at 9 in the morning he read it wrong, he thought that according to him he told me that he got confused that he read 19 hours and thought 7 I said it outside those hours of the night he said no I don't know I was confused and I thought that seven in the morning will miss until nine Franco makes me very sad and another screwed up six languages ​​your mother's son and in none of them did they teach you the hours or the one that exists I only speak one language and I have never burdened him with a schedule this shame takes us to breakfast and I didn't know that The Germans have something in common with the Mexicans, they like sweet bread, they like pastries and they are good, but they make some impressive things.

It was like a bread that has a sweet and sour filling inside and then it is like a puff pastry around it and They put a stew and melted cheese on top in life and eating something like that, ever since I saw it I became crazy and they brought them a tray with a lot of bread I told my friends they are about to see something very badass I trained for this moment I've been out all my life and with a bad feeling about the pig that you dreamed about, the ambassador had to bring us to eat until now I was scolding the Milanese and we arrived at the embassy at 915 and it was open but there was a line that went around the block.

And look, my respects to the Mexican embassy in Berlin, they were very kind to me and to everyone who was there and I published a thank you on Facebook, thanks to the Mexican embassy in Berlin, especially to the consul, Claudia, for her attention, thank you for helping a countryman in trouble, how proud that among Mexicans we shake hands and we lack the space that makes sticks in social networks that he put in the comments, I'm sure they took good care of them. I always read them with this voice in case you want to send me an email or a comment depending on your intelligent life telling me what I am that you know that in my mind I am my parents they don't listen to me frankly that's my case that's what I hear in my mind every time ok for the friend you want public life you the problem that we He put in the comments they were probably extinguished, just because they knew you, I'll tell you something, they didn't know me at the embassy.

I would have loved for them to know me so as not to be in the line that I had to stand in. I tried to make sure they knew me. Brothers, I arrived in a jacket and hat to look more like myself. I arrived jumping the ranks of the lawyer, Claudia. I left my sleeves very pretty. Mr. La Sina starts on this side without a lawyer. I come to greet her. I'm Franco Escamilla. He said who the one in the videos is. face let's assume no why if the very polite lady told me Mr. comedian from the videos the line starts on that side today they were playing 5,000 she formed me and the nose that was in front of me babys normal you are frank you have your mother like two hours between the line and the procedure, they finally gave us the emergency passport, we ran to the airport at the airport, we asked how things were going because we had to go from there to London, then Spain, and they told us they can only return to Mexico, this passport is useless. to work they need permits we talk to people from netflix sometimes they can support us nothing we talk to people in mexico they told us ok without your passport you have to and without tourists you can't do anything they said the tour is over we have to go back to mexico we are all sad at the airport pablo milanés on bryant's phone gives it to me i tell him tell him i'm not here this is all his fault i answer what they want and the average i'm leaving potts milan is all heroic he doesn't say francs i'm here with the berlin police they found several stolen things in a garbage container and there are two backpacks that match the description you gave and I didn't believe very well that he told me that I have a speaker here is someone who understands Spanish Franco authorizes me to be able to open the backpacks and see what Let them be yours and take them, I came back and said, you fucking Europeans, right, then you try the ones that are worth it, mother, if they are not ours from the lost ones, I have found it, but this authorizes me, if they were our backpacks, obviously they stole everything, wallets, phones, cameras, but they left them. the passports and visas good vibes the thief son steal everything because he goes back to screw his mother he doesn't even give me a backpack and my notebook came he offended me a little and you don't like it thief as soon as bryant saw my notebook mel snatches and optimizes young man, I didn't know that the tour money was for expenses, it's not charged by one person, we all charge it well, I don't charge it anymore, but I didn't know that Bryant and Ponchó used to keep money in my notebook, you see it has like a little envelope in the back cover well they don't do it there anymore because they say that I sucked at telling it in everything it is displayed in other places that I can't tell you I can't tell you it's that but it rhymes with the ass on end I didn't know they kept money in my notebook and in a lot of money and I tell Bryant why you let us know what I bring everyone has the notebook and he tells me you spend it on and with that half saved we survived the rest of the tour obviously we were no longer each in our room we were all In one, only one bed and one cot, I told them, well, the money was in my notebook, we were in London for a very short time and something very serious happened.

I had to witness a crash, a near crash, two taxi drivers were leaving the hotel, their hands almost collided. times when I'm the co-pilot, they managed to tie up both of us and it gets a lot worse, although full of reputation, I didn't have my phone, they stole it, I couldn't record it, so I needed a little phone and the driver sat up and said to the other guy, are you? well and nothing additional happened because of me and they left you don't know how strange it is as a Mexican in this type of web scenes that is nothing that would have happened here here it exists it gets off with key in hand son of your mother I don't You're going to pay for converting.

Being converted is a mistake for not converting and crashing into you. Afterwards we made a stop in Madrid and Barcelona. There I was able to take my family because why not, those who take the entire tour are very expensive, but I told them to choose a country and my daughter, my wife said France, no, my son said, I didn't tell him anything, they're going to go to Spain, no, but there we don't need a translator, everyone, I can save Milanese, wait, go to Milan for a few days and then I went to pick up my family at the Barcelona international airport and you can hear it. almost a month without seeing them, you know, she's happy, my mom was also with them and how are they, boss, my old lady, the children are huge, property so equal, I thought about you every day and we put them in the taxi and the taxi driver seems like a joke for that anecdote.

His name was Manolo, I didn't say anything because it's a very eighties comedy, jokes from Manolo and Venancio. Do you agree? I have a great affection for Spain. Pressure from Manolo. I always say, not even anyone who catches you, you come crouching, you bastard, it's never bad, Manolo, because I've been talking to my family even though I haven't seen each other for a month and we're talking and Manolo listens to us talk and gets into the conversation and tells us that you're not the one and here I said peace, I picked them up at the Barcelona international airport, you're not that perceptive either, Manolo, but my wife is educated and her parents wanted to have her and the Chinese responded politely.

In fact, I was like, well, since it's the 5 no in which you are Mexicans and If you stop by ear, you don't let you have to, as you know how to visit, at no time have we said anything about Mexico and Benzema, not for that saint because they have already said wave three times, I didn't know that with the way they identify a Mexican, you see that for example We identify a good Argentinian who says che boludo or a Colombian because he says parce or a Venezuelan because he says pana well the Mexican says hey and for some reasons that made me feel proud to Egg Way I told him full of joy to Manolo I said indeed Manolo we come to Mexico When I said about Mexico Manolo made that little laugh my sisters woke up a dwarf in my brain a little voice that said what are you laughing at son of your mother the güito cagado of funny Mexico Manolo my old lady calm and people who normally started to upload what week I don't know the gays what's happening that you Mexicans talk very funny I'll call you I told him in us my old son ayayay there and I'll also say something to him he started because you're on his side they don't even know him if it's not the old lady the lemon or you're a taxi driver In Barcelona, ​​I mean, you can be against me, no, and my old lady knew that my phone was stolen and she gives me hers and tells me, here, play, and what warmed me up the most to make it work, take it, and Manolo tells us a story, I don't know if It's true, it's a story that Manolo told me, sorry, that supposedly the Spaniards pronounce the zeta and the c like that because there was a king who was said to have a thick tongue, convention in my town bears or as they say in other places and pizarro what they say in the center and south I don't know what the correct term is called medically but those who speak so although some excuse me but don't talk to me because I'm going to laugh I don't have that education that maturity when someone says

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faith umajinga late I've gone back to the apartment and his longs the world supposedly there was a king who spoke like that and the subjects, in order not to make him feel bad, for not making him feel different, began to speak like him so that it would not be noticed that he had a language defect, I told him what a hell of a lot, how good it is that That is no longer used, what was abortion in the country again, that we all have to speak like the leader, not with dad, I speak like the previous one, I say purely cyclical, I did it for my president, not to catch, I don't know which one there won't be more jokes Manolos got into a tourist plan, they don't have to go to the rampla and to the market, I don't know what else, they have to go to Barceloneta, I play gauto, mother, as for dad, the hub or the silence, I spoke again with my wife with my children, Manolo felt He was losing the public and he told us this, you can't make it up, I'll tell you a joke about Mexicans and it's good.

He definitely knows how to read the public and my Mexican side was very offended but my side with my people said I want to hear the joke, the hub brother did it. They spread Mexican jokes, but while I said that, try to remember all the Spanish boys that I see, I started saving them as ammunition, you said, you had the wrong passenger, old man, here she is, you're going to lose her, old man, I know all the ones you play polo, polo, you're going to suck. You're going to suck him and Manolo says, it's not a joke, it's something that's true, Manolo, these tips aren't going to be worse and they're going to fall off today, I have to admit that what he said wasn't so bad, he said what's going on, what they say, they say with someone.

You have no balls, use that one they say, they say that in Mexico all men are called Juan or Francisco the Cooler, another joke about the man and being poorly founded in Mexico in a wide variety of names and he tells me what your name is, my name is your mother, one word nawal which means warrior of fire if you look at your mother lópez

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if amillion yfrancisco is not the same as normally and the bbc my wife is going to ask him what to ask them there is work when we arrived in barcelona we found out that catalonia is a region of spain where barcelona was tarragona and other cities that said that i know him because i don't I know your football team ok my geography is based on clubs I'm sorry but Catalonia is a region of Spain a region that produces a lot that generates a lot and for many years since the 80s that I remember there is this disagreement that they want to become independent from Spain ok and Spain has always told you that we are not going to give you independence because because Catalonia is an important region that produces a lot of money, they obviously do not want to lose it and the Catalans, many of them consider themselves more Catalan than Spanish, they want to become independent in November In 2017 there were votes, people went to the polls and the majority voted for Catalonia to be an independent country and they elected their president one week Puigdemont asked for something like that I don't want it and the Spanish federal government said we do not recognize this vote as official we are not worth it their independence they placed an arrest warrant against the elected president and sent the civil guard it is the police but in Spain' and there were people who complained that they were beaten by the police for civil work there were people injured by rubber bullets they arrived destroying fountain boxes and delicate human rights issue, very delicate to the extent that there was talk on social networks that the Catalans were going to take up arms in a war, a revolution, a fight for their independence, all of this while you are giving, I am in Barcelona and worse still, I took my family to a city that was probably going to rise up in arms then everything was there I asked Manolo I said Manolo with all due respect I ask you the next thing I know that they were denied independence from Spain again it is true that there is going to be a revolution you think there are going to be coups manolo tucanes in the street that is heard and used nobody knows more than a taxi driver do you agree in their networks they already know all the gossip cauda I asked him hey I'm not going to the embassy they made me the hotel that you suggest I do and my brothers There are things that you can't invent Manolo said strangely like a Mexican who is afraid of bullets look with that comment even my old lady got angry well my wife turned around and told me what's wrong with this man I tell you I'm December but you had to defend Your boyfriend or Manolo I hope they get married in a hell of a lot of taxi drivers and their mother towards nobody Manolo Manolo lost her to the public of a you keep making the joke and Manolo felt that the and in one of those that I'm looking at the rearview mirror Manolo Voltio at the same time and our eyes met and I saw him and he saw that I saw him and I saw that he saw that you saw him so I explain but you can no longer deny that we are seeing each other and Manolo tells me to make a conversation and what account do we take?

What does it count here in way, what does Mexico tell, that it was not a deal with the Mexicans and what's new, just one more thing, I said that we were able to become independent from Spain', so the draw in Barcelona, ​​I told him, do you know how we did it, Manolo, to balance, someone will kill your grandfather. Their mother carried them and I want to clarify that it is not against the country of my respects for Spain. I fell in love with Madrid with its great street of Barcelona and the Rambla. They are great people, they are our motherland, where the king lives, but screw his mother, Manolo. and we are going to give a show in the city of amsterdam all the men when you say amsterdam think of two things rivers and the rembrandt museum nothing and drugs obviously those who don't know what I'm talking about I'll explain to you in a minute with the amsterdam camera that I know It was the first city in the world to legalize marijuana as a medicine and only for Dutch people, but they were the first to say that marijuana is legal here and the world went crazy and Amsterdam, instead of losing its nerve, legalized it for everyone.

Nowadays, it doesn't matter. Wherever you are, if you are over 21 years old, as soon as you step foot in Amsterdam you can buy or consume marijuana and the world went crazy and Amsterdam, instead of letting its guard down, legalizes prostitution, not only did they legalize it, they regulated it, my brothers exist in Amsterdam, for God's sake, factor a ccoo union union of prostitutes and male prostitutes this union has medical expenses insurance, dental plan and retirement savings system, a prostitute in Amsterdam has better benefits than a lawyer in Mexico, that is, there he has an aspirational career on the web and there are dads They talk to the cool ones finishing high school mijita post you don't care about school my love and you love the fart if it is certain that they are going to hit you then they will give you insurance like this we are missing in Mexico we in the squat we take an initiative to supporting prostitution is called be quiet we want to put the football games on the stick for education 4 for nutrition nice things like that but when they call you frank you are going to go to a city where marijuana and prostitution are legal you imagine sodom and gomorrah I expected to get to Las Vegas, but a hardcore version.

I thought there were going to be police officers taking drugs on the sidewalk and outside a kindergarten. One evening, the children. I expected total destruction and nothing to see, my brothers, nothing to see, my respects for losing the city. cleanest I have ever met the healthiest the friendliest they are very kind too bad you like friendly fat people who are fair image of a town full of pure Flanders when the eggs are too cool there are no fat people in Amsterdam how ugly the only fat person is In a city, the fat man in the living room is hooked but in the city everyone looked at me strangely at a fat man, hey, what does he eat, mother, madam, omelette and bread, I feel secret about buying and none of them at the outset, I think that Amsterdam is not made for fat people, he is not fat. in the city you have to walk a lot cobblestone streets everyone screwed their knee from afar paired amsterdam apart from the people she is super healthy and fit they ride their bikes everywhere a lot of organic food a lot of vegans they take great care of themselves so they can get high with prostitution every who his poison each one I respect and we arrived in Amsterdam a Milanese was already there he had what I am in Madrid and Barcelona this one of ours went there and he arrives we arrive and you see us guys what do they want to do I am in Austral they surprise and what surprises us the son in his Milanese mother took us to a web museum for goodness sake I went to a museum in Amsterdam and it wasn't even a museum of and drugs in a normal museum there is so much chaos because I'm looking at paintings damn mother look my respects for the painting although some painter or student of plastic arts, my respects, if anyone is incensed, my respect is, but I don't understand painting, I think no one understands it, chili, but they hit them, there is work, art, art is subjective, comedy is the most basic form of art because because I say something you understand it you laugh it is easy to understand comedy music not so easy sculpture not so easy theater not so easy but painting there is no way you can know what the author meant because he wanted to draw something and it awakens something different in all of us and there are a lot of suckers, especially men, women are born a lot of men who half know about painting, they go to a museum and the person and the couple look at my love in this work the author used chiaroscuro obviously he meant to say Shut up, five, you don't know, you don't know, the painter told him, don't rule out the icons, you know, you don't know what the painter got into that day, Webby, at best, he walked to the egg, he wanted to paint a dog, a chicken comes out of an egg, and there is no way to understand painting.

I see paintings like I see photos in this way I was in the museum jockey landscapes landscapes landscapes fat ladies vase last scene and the usual ham but I found a painting by van Gogh or what is called a self-portrait those who are my age or older are You're going to remember that painting because it came in a book, I think it was the social book, I don't believe what year it was, but it came on the cover, it's Van Gogh, almost sideways, that painting is very famous up to now, and I can't explain to you how nice it feels to find yourself in a book. museum a painting that you already know feels cool like coming across a social comrade in health and there the 20 fell on me as my grandmother said rest in peace there I realized what a cool moment I was living the opportunity that the comedy gave me because I was watching The original van Gogh's self-portrait is a tiny painting and that's when I realized and said, bastard, what am I doing?

I was born in Cuautla Morelos, I live in Monterrey, I live a thousand kilometers away. I saw this painting in the book when I was a child and he screams, I'm seeing the original this is the canvas that van gogh was once painting untouched I don't know how he felt I said I'm witnessing history I said this is true art bastard and I got bored I swear that after 20 seconds he lost the specialness of the work by itself let's go chelsea and let's go and milanese comes and tells me franco now the guide is going to come and explain this painting to us digitalel explained we make your portrait of van gogh mangos painted himself easy to understand in this painting the author meant here toy that is my artistic analysis cali, Mr.

Franco, you are going to love the explanation. The guide came out, a very tall man with a long black coat with gold buttons, a very elegant high-top hat, Mr. I thought he was fat because he faked his voice. You don't know how I hate people. that fakes the voice, that is, if you are a dubbing actor or you play a cool character, fake the voice, you have to do it, but if you work on a website or answer phones for a company or you are a lawyer, architect, don't fake the voice, you haven't earned that right that now There is no job, I think we all know someone like that, a comrade who has a normal voice and another to meet old women that you present a love like this lady loves, she rejected costs and doesn't speak, no hands, like that, you don't speak Cavani and the guide faked his voice, nobody speaks. no no no mom he spoke in Milanese English he translated for us and the guard no yes mom doria welcome to the rius museum home of the famous painters rembrandt and van gogh net if you speak similar on this occasion we will talk about the painting self-portrait by van gogh that jumps from the image eta if you talk in your house they go from the salt to you talk in the traffic move this punch you already talk old Milanese used to talk with my voice screw someone and joel and there are many theories about the author vincent van gogh and they were pronounced by vincent van gogh look we all know since we were children that in Spanish there are two letters that are pronounced be a la be labial ovd grande or be de burro as if it were vulgarly ilave labio dental or v&v de vaca that you don't know with the number of times that has happened to me They are playing enough and we are with electro baby and I an animal eats cow an animal with bd bacatá and there is no shortage of the one that you call yourself indejo viper thank you well those two letters have their difference the time it is pronounced by joining the lips with a small one it is brown no b and the v is pronounced with a very slight efe as if they rub their teeth with their lips, for example it is not said veronica it is said veronica does not listen veronica is putting one of phoenix in mind the bastards made a joke lady spatula that you kiss me but this one smells vincent was exaggerating Van Gogh reminded me of the dinosaur meme about dying in line.

I even wanted to be like that, the duck. For example, the popular belief that Van Gogh heard a ringing in his inner ear and this is a video drove him crazy to the point that in his despair to no longer hear the humming mud tore off his ear that's why in van Gogh's self-portrait painting you can only see one complete ear and all the people in the museum don't touch gaula and because he's on the side we can give his view if he doesn't He doesn't let them see his hands either. They have never said that he was one-armed, this good bastard and Milan is screwed, says the guide, the prisoner, the story is false, for example, the belief that van Gogh was crazy, but not because of a buzz, he was crazy with love, van Gogh, He is quite in love with a lady who, as proof of her love, tore off a piece of his ear and sent it to his house in a little box.

When Milanese translated that for me and I sent the ear to the girl, it's not that I can handle my crazy boy. I have friends and colleagues who have sent them photos of dicks and they are scared. Now imagine that they send you an ear, women, ladies, imagine that they send an ear to your house. You're going to think, love me, you're going to be very scared, marking your whole family. All right, I took an ear, please tell me, Mom, tell me about the potato, you see that it's not worth it and the guide says, but that story is also false and be careful, what the hell, and that they have learned that they were of use to me, what good is that information?

I go to a scene right there and they tell me Franco, do you know van Gogh and of course I know two false stories about him, it's of no use and the guide says, I'm going to tell you the true story of van Gogh's ear when Milanese translated the true one. story of van gogh's ear I stopped paying attention in my mind I started that's why wait in peace I had to sing the whole song in my head until I finished singing I paid attention again and listened one more time to what Milanese said and well that's the story from the ear of pasco new loop or we go out and he says Milanese what did you think in the paintings of Rembrandt and van Gogh I have seen more cool graffiti in Mexico I know alone with better technique than your bench and with his two ears but animators and with Milanese who want do now guys I said look I don't want to do that type of people but they set up the tourist area for that you have to go to the red light district it's like a mini municipality that is attached to Amsterdam like the zone of tolerance where all the evil accumulates it's called the district Red I told him well let's go to the red light district he said Milanese Frank or I can't, I'm home, Juan, we're all going too and we're not going to do anything good, let's see, we're hungry and we eat at home, there's nothing wrong with seeing women who are Aaron will be angry if they accept something that I'm not going to accept.This show is hypocrisy, women, you are also hungry, don't make it clear that it is a coincidence that the most famous singers are not the ones with the best voice, they are the most beautiful, few of them sang cool, but they dance beautifully, even I have seen it, I say click tomorrow + 2 Guinness if not the Chinese were there the women get hungry because in the soap operas in the films for women in the series for women the main character I have already said before is always handsome and sucky when you have seen a soap opera called canaveral de o something like that and the old woman who is in fashion comes out and a guy with a big panx and ugly, never seen ones, always the goal and ugly is the bad one or the darkest is the palo mexico-racist but it is never ugly they are always handsome and why why the woman is hungry, gentlemen, you had not realized that every season finale, every novel ending or every time you go to the cinema to watch love movies that night it is your turn it is because your wife and her hunger has nothing wrong because she closes The culéros' eyes hurt a while ago, a Chinese man and a serious man with a job were laughing.

I would say that I am prohibited from using my eyes. Here we are, the two culés. There is work. I am going to explain to you why I wanted to go to the red light district. I wanted to see a theater that there is the first thing you heard in the whole story since we arrived in Amsterdam I saw a little pamphlet and I kept it with me and at the hotel at reception the boy who answered spoke Spanish he was from Spain he lived in Amsterdam I was able to talk to him without the need for him to be Milanese and in The brochure that I found was black with red letters and said live sex puppet.

I don't know English, my brothers, but even I know that in that mother it said sex and theater, the brochure will arrive. I told the receptionist, I told him what it is and he bei flirtatious told me what he thinks it is and what do you think that I think it's a website that you're going to it I don't and he told me well nothing that I after a theater with live sex performances and genome but I didn't want to emotionally dedicate the time time it's a play it's actors pretending they're pretending to have sex or not it's a theater for 150 people there's a stage on the stage there's people having sex and the audience can see it live and don't be because I don't know about you but for It will be a lifelong fantasy for me before you get scared, don't judge me, take into account that I didn't really know, I didn't know that it's not normal to want to talk about my name, I thought that that request caught our attention and I see that are like my articles because it is something well motivated with 25 there is a theater where there are people fucking and we can go to see and choruses not frank it was not even angry maybe more or without as disappointing not frank because you want to go see people fucking I say why not a porn but live or everyone's fantasy and we don't know that I don't want to go alone what a shame what a prick with a filthy man and everything just web and I'm not going to do the old clip hello kids I'm coming to see the show 'let's take look and we chatter about what's there look how good I don't know anything no one wanted to accompany me the boy from the hotel told me well you can buy the conafor movie I don't have pages since 2 I told him Milanese in a green district to see marijuana when you don't have to go to They call it a café but they are places to smoke marijuana, my brothers, it is legal and you forget that it is legal and then Milan is where the closest is.

He says it is not allowed. He asked the police officer. I don't inject the habit. They are not going to kill us. Get everyone up, the super friendly police officer explained to us how to get there, Milanese didn't understand and he accompanied us six streets. You know how strange it was for me to process that image and think that I have to walk with a police officer looking for where they sell motta and this smells like a raid, well bastard, me. I came seven steps behind, living everywhere and because of my nerves, and I came smoking a cigarette like the normal ones and at the entrance of the place the guard told me you can't come in smoking.

I looked out and inside there were a lot of people flying potatoes and what's bothering you? the smoke but he explains to us very kind Milanese translates for me and for the first time I hear the laughter of Milanese and he tells me laughing frankly and I here in this place with illegal cigarettes I touched why because it hurts if it rained and not yours takes away the flu and the activity is generated I don't want fights you have the cigarette you can't throw cigarette butts like hell Amsterdam a lot of click Europe new renders ok towns assholes bikers before telling you about my adventures in the café smoking room I have to give a couple of warnings number one franco escamilla scan management and trinidad productions we are against the illegal consumption of any substance number 2 this is for the minors who came today minors do not raise your hand I must identify where there are minors it's good that you are here minor friend I hope You're having fun.

I hope this show lives up to your expectations. Thank whoever brought you for taking the tickets. It's just not worth it. I wasn't paying for it. Well, thank you who brought you and I hope you're having fun. Please pay attention to minors. in March under 30 years old people young people from 30 and up, stop being young, you are no longer young, forest in my heart, it's not about age, but no, stop over 30, mature bastard, take too, you're a bastard, I'm a girl's armor, young people Pay attention, young people, this is for you young people, don't take drugs, although I already completed chen in the semantics, by order of the lawyer, I have to say that you have to go down, it's not even for the young people, I say it for the parents, the parents are while wells, look if you use A dad listens to your daughter, how intelligent the dad is, of course, the president says that his father listens, your son turned out good at soccer, now UNASUR said no, of course, he is identical to his father and you tell him, hey, your son is marijuana, yes it was a show. by francos escamilla and and franco is a marijuana joke and look my child is a delicate subject marijuana especially depending on your age if you are young the word marijuana does not do anything to you it is a word but if from my age or older the word marijuana Marijuana makes you uncomfortable, I've already told you seven times, it's more for older people because every time I say marijuana they squirm a little in their seat or they cross their arms or they say no and it's a matter of age, our parents and grandparents demonized the word marijuana. to the extent that our parents and grandparents call any drug marijuana and they call any drug addict marijuana.

You can see the man with a bag of cement in his mouth. Be careful, that is defamation of honor. He killed my mother. The boss, who is so pretty, talked to me three years ago. years ago when I started touring the country I spoke very seriously we spoke at his house he told me they are meeting you it is something very serious ok not joking I do take the risk ahead we sat down for a little coffee and he opened the practice like any mother with mother's phrases that stop They make sense to her but they don't make sense to me and my mother, very seriously, told me first of all, feet of lead, how my mother seriously saw feet of lead, my rabbit's eye, the outside, I am understanding this animal, my feet of lead, don't let it fill you with smoke.

You don't think it's the brick, boss, she's having a stroke, he takes her to the hospital and then she said, well, I know that don't let it go to your head that you're rude and don't worry, it's easy to climb since I was born, well. Be very careful, don't feel immortal, don't feel all-powerful, be very careful, I don't want stupid things, I said yes, play well, bad hip-hop and things because I don't have it with you, but also, take good care of yourself, be careful because it's not just you anymore and it's your husband's father. You have a company, there are people who depend on you, you can't be stupid anymore, be very careful, I know what your environment is like, where you die, there you go, thank you because everyone thinks they know what the show is like, and everyone thinks they know anything.

Whatever you tell them, they tell you, well, that's the business. Everyone believes that all artists finish their events and go to a party in a limo with 7 points and 14 sleeves. My brothers, at least in this squat, we finish the event. We pray the rosary. and we go to sleep that's how it's always been and that's how it's going to be but everyone thinks they know what the environment is like and mom told me I know what your environment is like I don't want you to lose your career or all your money for engaging in vices and you end up on the street starving injecting marijuana you hold back your laughter efe don't love don't hurry up I swear on my children that I will never inject marijuana again choose by hand I said that ahead other people because they are going to make fun because marijuana is not inject, smoke or eat, as you know, drug addict, it is a delicate topic but it is very similar to alcohol, lamothe gr alcohol, they are similar, they both started with medications, human beings abuse them in order to leave the two neurons, both of them can save you or they can kill you.

It depends on what you want to do. One is legal and the other is not. Everyone has their advantages. The advantage of love for my brothers is cheaper in volume. These practices make the shrimp laugh. I don't know which urgent purchases when taking, what do I mean? I'm having a beer right now, nothing happens to you with just one beer. It didn't start with any of you, not even the most junky and skinny of the videos with the visit of soldiers, to start with, what I bring does in the collegiate way, the beer is more expensive in volume a single marijuana cigarette if I learned a cigarette right now tell him and compadre from row 1 and he runs between the halls of pavilion m like a majestic Olympic athlete carrying frank horchata with a single cigarette that circulates it is likely Let's put many, if not all of you, even the mother, unless there are professionals in the audience, that does require 23 little passes or they carry the torch, but what I'm going for is healthy people who have never gotten involved in anything with as much as it comes to you.

You're going to get sick in Mexico, that effect is called lamb hornazo second-hand marijuana lucky victim etcetera etcetera etcetera I just want it to be clear that a single cigarette is enough to kill thousands of people. Imagine what it was like for me. enter a closed place with like 50 marijuana users stoking as if there were no tomorrow my brothers I didn't buy anything in Amsterdam I didn't have the need as soon as they entered more than two steps away to feel a glass on the nose to the bolivar that a plan like hair of apache today to the ass my living room ha ha my head started to feel big I'm a monster the egg I made friends with a Greek I don't speak Greek and the Moor didn't speak Spanish we communicated in English that we invented together and it was my carnal I hug or pinchi gay who also broke my heart that his name will be James because he is Greek and we hope that his name will be Zeus Constantine plus something more Greek and scolding the key is the name of James and the guy laughed because they understood me and mother of Spanish and I used it to make Milanese jealous, the one that I'm Milanese, you speak Greek, you're not ignorant of Milan, he's my friend to speak and he's very bitter.

I took him to my table and he struck out and Brian Eastwick, Inés and a friend, the Greek's name is Hercules, his last name is Kratos. When he leaves, I don't know, he knows things, what is he going to know, idiot of Knights of the Zodiac, I took him to primary school, how was his pichichi, dealings, I spent a good time chatting with people, after it was about half an hour, he understood a big difference. between alcohol and marijuana, my brothers from the heart, I tell you from the bottom of my heart, I believe that alcohol is the worst friend you can have.

The worst advice is given to you by alcohol. Men know what I'm talking about. Alcohol advises you, well, stupid things. Alcohol tells you, they manage us, wow. You're doing well with Mr. Alcohol Doc Bocaminas but you can handle hell everyone knows which fart you handle best that's the alcohol the alcohol sees that you're having fun at a party and comes with you the alcohol says carnal carnal if you see the big muscular guy I'm going for a tip is part of me it's looking ugly and marks now women laughed with the alcohol not this either friend to the women the alcohol gives them advice like sing you sing beautifully and you dance just the same shakira dances the alcohol to the women suddenly they tell them and it's not so ugly that it has to be called zero given how cool it is, well, these are the tips that alcohol gives, marijuana, on the other hand, my brothers only give you advice, they come up to you and you say carnal, let's go get some tacos, some penguins and some stonemasons only think about food that night in Amsterdam I was eating the most delicious nachos in the universe this one that they put on the mates I wasn't eating them I was making love to them sweetly and that's what I'm doing when there's a bell and the bartender shouts in Spanish and then in English win win ultimate kills well very well the co and all the people got up and walked towards the bar and a Chinese man I got up and walked with his beard because that's what we Mexicans do you see he's starting to make a line you go there you too something is going to swim or someone is going to fight or someone said last and I don't want to be me I don't even know what I was formed for and being brave and wearing the cap in Mexico and we would have finished his half hour he asks to Milanese, how much can I say, it's the last call, I'm not, but what does FIFA idiot mean?

Well, in all of Europe, not just in Amsterdam, there are permitted sales hours and you can't go beyond their hours, so the bars are obliged to notify the public that they are going to close it they make the last call people go to the bar they buy the last one they close accounts and in 15 minutes the place has to be empty and I say this because so much weight with the Revilla farmhouse and the people It goes away little by little or not, the sales hours are very strict. If, for example, your business has permission until one in the morning and at one minute an inspector arrives and sees people inside or people consuming, they can fine you from 25 thousand. euros or lose your business, I told him, Milanese, wow, they're missing a lot of neighborhoods in Europe, leave me Mexico and gold, there is also a permitted sales schedule and we'll have a great time for the subjects.I don't know if you knew but at a national level it's 2 in the morning no business should be open after 3 in the morning and all of us bastards all know at least 3 places that if you drop by at 4 in the morning up to the asses of people all with their Well, let it jump for everyone.

If an inspector arrives, the owner will ask him, "Hey, why are there so many people who still don't want to leave? Hey, we're telling each other differently and because you're selling them alcohol, he didn't sell it two hours ago when it was legal, but he They give small drinks and it lasts two hours and they don't get hot, they don't all bring a thermos or they give two thousand pesos to the inspector and here nothing happened there they are more suckers they turned on the lights they lowered the volume of the music and a waiter went to the table for table saying the same thing, I know because I followed him for six months.

I don't know why Hercules liked me and we all got behind him. We heard the message. We were going to the next party. I liked him. He was a little boy at 25 years old. black with the biggest smile I have ever seen in my life, you liked this bastard even after seeing him, and he came to all the tables very friendly and said hey, there is June 21 - one that song and your eyes my packard ticket x in case Some of them don't speak English. I'll translate it in Spanish. It would be there are guys to be because in Spanish it sounds more point but well hey guys I just want this bread that as soon as that song ends everyone has to go in order words more words less because the message was very Of course, at the end of the song, they're going to screw up and join in, and I'll tell you something, the song ended and everyone got up and left in order, everyone, no one did anything for him, no one started any year for the forty-year-old girl who came out of this, everyone, you're going to screw their mother.

I was fascinated, my brothers and I said to Bryant, "Hey, we have to put this one in, but I'm going to Mexico, not to close several. I'm not going to spit up, obviously, but it has different uses, for example, when a friend wants to tell you about a problem, follow me on the trip, imagine that you are at your house about to watch a movie knock on the door open if he is your best friend and how is he your best friend you tell him that you want to see you maite wants to but at that moment your friend instead of returning from mother ada is all serious with the rooster down there tells you carnal I have a problem you have a minute they finish without hands interns sit down you want something to drink and put on a song grays brother I just want you to be fans as soon as that song ends you are going to fuck your mother and let me see my What a cool movie it would be with Jehovah's Witnesses, continue on the trip before they do it after that, Frank, how are you going to the lowly people?

I think that what we do currently is more rude because the Mexican has made it a national sport not to open up to these Poor souls, you don't want anything bad, and I also want to talk to you, but as for seeing them outside, all together with the appearance and boots with your old woman, if she were in the kitchen muzzling the dog, I think it's more civilized and more humane for them to come to your house they arrive brother you have a moment for him of course yes easy please sit down who something to drink well it's a song brothers witnesses I just want you to know about getting that attention they are going to fuck your mother I'm still Catholic I guarantee you They're going to be offended less than if I don't forgive them, what a hell of a technique that sexual technique would be, follow me and the people you're with your partner, the caresses get louder, you know what's going to happen, and you say, it's love, he feels like it's something.

Let's drink, well, it's a song, you tell her, little girl, beautiful baby, I just want you to know that as soon as that song is over, I'm going to come. I believe that we all have the right to information. You're being honest with her and she already knows how much time she has, she can manage them at her own pace. convenience and I'm a good bastard dog I gave you november game I told brian from the hotel in preparation of a lady but they were from the flight and someone else blouse and he has come back to choose us brian ching fake in the hotel and he told me hey the squash ones and the from netflix we want to go to a master's degree with us my head is very big and I feel severely intoxicated and Brian has the smallest eyes in the universe and yes I see you quite well first of all I'm on this side he says and if not he wants me to the hotel and forem well then go and rest said obama said the hotel is here three blocks away we are going to fly because you alone bastard it is very dark I don't know anyone here stay outside the cafe ibm when you see that he entered the hotel you go to your after what I walked three blocks like Brian said and the hotel didn't know anywhere, it's a perfect 180.

I walked three blocks back and you couldn't see Bryant or the cafe I left from. Fun fact about Amsterdam, it has many alleys, ns streets and blades and it's easy to get lost. When to answer now I'm already laughing at the moment of mission and grace of being I was very scared because I don't bring a phone I don't bring money I don't mean to talk to Amsterdam no more then who was going to happen you don't speak Spanish you don't speak Spanish you don't speak Spanish until a Gringo, God bless me, the Spaniards, my son, there are already 2, I'm sure, ah yes, if you talk, you talk, yes, he talks and he made this sign to me very briefly when he made this sign I swear I forgot that I was lost I can't stop thinking who He was the one who taught this guy that in Spanish this means very little.

They existed. It was the asshole because I want to meet him. I want to shake his hand. I want to tell you that I met the güero very little in a big joke, but at that moment I was more worried about I went back to the hotel and I concentrated, I said, come straight to yours because there is a bar, according to us, Mexicans speak Spanish but it is not true, Mexicans speak a mixture of Spanish with words of Nahuatl origin and Toltec Tlahuica Mayan chemistry etcetera etcetera more words in English than We added them to Spanish, words that each state invented, not even among Mexicans we understand each other well, you put one from Chiapas and one from Chihuahua, my mother is not going to understand each other and add that 99 percent of Mexicans speak barrio even if it is 15 barrio words but everyone uses them and where can you speak barrio to a gringo who understands Spanish because they took Spanish classes at school they taught them correct Spanish you can't get there with a flight saying carnal I bring a fart the size of this but well everything confused very well and java farc I concentrated to speak as neutrally as possible it was raining frankly you can handle this ok hello sir I'm lost and I'm looking for a place that sells coffee and motta el güero to many here here nights he spoke inclusively he said many I think that the one I'm telling you about is close to a motel and the good one, look at my respects, I'm trying to help myself.

I don't know about you, but I'm one for giving direction and I don't like it in a wheel, I feel like explaining to you, although for me it's simple, but for You don't have someone come and ask me and excuse the street like that I accused the one at the leaf store, I don't know that Don Juan is an institution in this wakefield neighborhood I am futurism it seems to me they are asking me here in Monterrey today excuse the university avenue I have no brothers, I'm not from what and I go into the house and I'm going to try but this man helped me and a friend dialed him on the phone and they were speaking in English I said let's get muddy more gently then the good thing is he asks me what's his name like I'm going what's its name no franco what's the name of the place amsterdam like in ease of that next level normal egg crates and he took a picture of the phone and it was the smokehouse café that I left I was all excited yes yes yes the place place how it arrived ah you You walk two blocks there and one blocks, I said goodbye to him, I said thank you very much to shake my hand and I left there praying to God that the blocks were streets, I walked two blocks to find an opening here and the case of his wood was not there and they continued loving on purpose and ocular or not there will be a gang of gringos that attack our good command here and where they fit in circles don't believe it if you don't want to but I arrived at my hotel I told you ah fuck my plan worked I went to my room I It was hard to sleep and I started to dream pure nonsense.

Look, the dreams in themselves are strange, but with that filth, pure dreams, you dream that your wife, Thea, is the reason, my neighbor, I'm going to tell you what I dreamed, but take two things into account. What I'm going to tell you is a dream ok, don't look for logic in it, I don't want to see anyone with flesh, frankly, those are physically a dream, wow, ok, and number two and more importantly, I just want you to know that as soon as this monologue is over, everyone will decide at what level alba I dreamed that I was in a party hall that was called Ramón the Hall, those who understood that reference, I love them a lot and those who didn't understand, nothing happens with a reference to a joke that I told four years ago.

It is not necessary to know the joke about Ramón the Dragon to understand this. I'm going to tell you right now but I like to give references because those who understand them automatically become superior to those who didn't understand. Ramón called the salon and the owner, a green gentleman, explained to me that there was a very important wedding and I was going to accommodate the guests. and I asked who gets married and a banana but it didn't matter well obviously with an apple who the dish gets married with said Namán it's a tomato I don't know if they know about fruits and vegetables but bananas tomatoes they weren't guided there is a fight and it's a type of socio-economic racism because the jitomata is very the one that is from the neighborhood is arrabalera is from loggerhead in a bag you understand me and the banana is from a family of money they are from ancestry that is, the bananas are very rich so it was prohibited in the future of the neighborhood of the fruits and vegetables and I was in charge of giving families and they told me not to stir them because they fight and the first one arrived.

The owner accompanied me and a man arrived who had more lettuce. I had not recognized him. I recognize the lettuce on this leaf. They will make it in a little ball and José lettuce welcome and lettuce option table number 5 welcome said the owner like that I was left with one lemon and half a lemon and two lemons to the noses who understood a nineties joke and I told him one of the lemons the carnal in a web bar I don't know fruits and vegetables well, help me recognize them, the very surprised man said he doesn't know vegetables and what do you think of the body of someone who knows vegetables, if it was a cookie party, my skin is carnal but I don't know the lemon stayed next to me like the embassy helping you see what fart and a small tree arrived what those who were leaving saez is a broccoli broccoli welcome step in favor and it arrived through the 1 just like him but in white a little albino Quechua the new whites a cauliflower and I think more that's what the cost is called cauliflower and you pass by here flor de culo lis is the name you gave it they were arriving two beans with two broad beans but with the invitation it was for two there were four and I told the beans they know they can't come in because that's for 23 14 and the beans give us a chance we met them outside and we're going to and I turn with the beans and more in both of them and if you wanted but it can't be my first day to You can't have a problem without an invitation right now, a pineapple arrived that wants to sneak in, but it's a very funny joke and I didn't put it in, no, I really can't, and the beans give us a chance because we are like you, we are made of bronze and the Chinese girls are also going to enter. two better and the two waters but I don't want a single one I can of course natural if you have to wear a potato and a radish arrived and the potato and the radish came pretending their voice they came broadcasting live we are not here at the door and every two years a million and the sponsor I told the lemon why they talk like that these dreams said they are influencers that the potato and the radish are influencers he said if they are YouTubers asses I know what they are thinking Franco educated me with a joke there is none but let's follow him the things are coming friends of the jitomata all the brands I have bed carrot cucumber anything that can add chili powder the mamonas arrived they don't know about fruits but right now the most trending ones the kardashians of the fruits the family sees up cherry barry strawberry blueberry cranberry blackberry blackberry arrived shouting guests keep arriving a coriander lemon rosemary / coriander and you dig it because it chooses parsley he told me a racist of my age and they already look alike and a man arrived whose invitation wants lettuce and I turned around and there was lettuce on the table 5 having a riot you say how carnal and this is false you can't pass and elvis got angry with me that lettuce yelled at me mencias cycle trunk they point to them they are a friend of the wife romaine lettuce I said yes sir bioparc I activate it in that it reaches the family of the bananas, house of signs, all in penca, the suckers together, he didn't see the banana with his bright yellow yellow suit, the male banana dad, the little nephews, the Dominicans, and the web stepmother came, he came home, he burned in the banana, and there was a fart because the mom and the stepmother so, so to speak, there were two very complicated banana moms, don't explain to him, screw him, screw him, let him take it home and tomorrow say frank, girl, your mother on Twitter, and along with them came the banana's younger brother. banana's little brother pig shits sticks making everyone uncomfortable banana's little brother arrived with the tomato and said that pichichi is killing the parsley banana's little brother arrived with the guava he told him it's 'pichichi' I'm going to give him for the toast and everyone in the party they said that he hit with the banana jokes, guy is banana's little brother, bastards, and then 2 onions, 4 tomatoes, 6 chilies and a parsley arrived and yes, what did you say, we are the group in a salsa group and the salsa group started Let's play good night and we are the sonorous santanera of ramón perejil this is the way i am not apple i am green and all the couples went so as not to dance and the entertainer what a pleasure to be here meanwhile santanera friends i met banana in high school and who itThey fought back then a little kill you got married and white I know well that I am outside but the day I die I know that you will have to cry and the onions cry now new setting the animator let's see that one in the back who is recording they told you from the beginning to your bad mom and mom said we have guest artists from miami onion stefan beautiful welcome brand pioli brother how are the band lemon camera your niece lemon the luck of welcome and in that you see an old man with two apples on the sides, one on each side enlarge the ones with the ass said the manzanero maestro welcome salsa babe later the lead singer of the sonorous salsa negra enters in huge green serrano chile no longer should the little ones have veins and the chile the mother came to walk through my life a blackberry tripped The robot got up and bullfighted and like the lead singer they made all the paraphernalia they turned off all the lights they put a spot on the chile smoke machines 15 old naked girls everything wasn't coming out and the chile very much in his role as a singer I'm going to know how they are in the chiles I say the singers very seriously the music started I am the chile and tonight he will be with father tonight he will be with mother tonight he will be with mom mom mom the chile black sauce get the entertainer's microphone to see what happens in the moved In the center of the track the silver of the shot is dancing with the sounds when you know what this says in the juices and I know that you will already know all the shots and undertakings.

I don't know if you have ever seen Alma Tomato fight, it is something beautiful and sensual. my brothers and the tomato but so strong that he didn't realize that by accident I know it was inadvertently that he put a hip or a mango pétacón on it that was passing the mango he left and tripped over a head of garlic that was rolling down the head of garlic and the head of garlic fell and stuck to the head and separations, look at the garlic, they are very aggressive and the handle since it is pushing those words and the handle and the handle manila was much higher the handle than He put a strip of the head of garlic and knocked out two cloves and put in a corn to stop a big corn full of big ones.

He came pushing the handle of the game and the vegetables were too much and the friends of the quiet hotel at the hotel didn't bother you. hot and in which well loaded with mango son of your quietest fruit in front don't get hot because nothing is not the mango pitcher of the quiet brand the hotel doesn't get you hot they make you turn into popcorn batches were being pushed and nested tore off the leaves and the mango It didn't open, the shell was also torn off, it was about to come, and to the left of the stage there was a watermelon that its city danced alone, the nest pizza was fine, but Nibali dances, they have the humans that they imagined as a watermelon, gingras, and more now the crosses and even the watermelon and the watermelon saw the blows and screams he stopped they were going to kill themselves we want to bury the watermelon the rodent went down the stage and fell right on a lemon that was dancing with the carrot obviously he made the town lemon the carrot said the watermelon was sister Your boyfriend, I don't keep my eyes shut, she's fat because you don't notice and they started fighting too.

I'm going to this side for the mango of the corn and here, on this side, for the watermelon, the carrot that heats up the groves of all those fruits. They have their way up the vegetables and up to the 0 and the 0 to those of the mountain that is armed will sue Maxwell a celery with a potato peeler threatening everyone in the first who is going to be the first and a potato and a cucumber Don't worry, buddy, save those greens. The tomato's father told his wife, "You're really screwed, old lady. Go to the truck and bring me the juice extractor.

It's worth it, mother. This fart is everywhere. I saw the shots of bouquets and houses. A coriander was discounted on the back of a parsley." Even the mother confused us with Huelva and it wasn't parsley, it was just another coriander, even he said no and we looked like one and the same until a dunk he said I apologized that it was just a kiwi fighting with other kiwis and one kiwi yelled at the other and the other point that he ingested, he pointed out a grapefruit fighting with an orange and the grapefruit said to the orange, now yes, orange, you're going to peel it for me because it was a juice fight, that joke is beautiful and they know it, it's short round and without rudeness, it's perfect all around I had amputated his lead I couldn't calm down the security guard types of the coconut the short brown and round one is in the bathroom it's me and one who suffers from allergies and that poor bastard well today I brought a cold one if you want coconut and he came out we see that he They bite the ears on their own despite explaining what happened he started running alone I cry for his mother everyone where fruits and vegetables should come everyone someone the copy of the coconut I'm running and I see an onion on the floor I'm crying I said the onions and Rita told him They hit him he said no they just cut me off I felt happy I told him I have a single friend I know that this guy stopped crying he said who is your friend I read the yellow one the security one from the coconut and again and I said no no the coconut no daughter Well, what is that, the old woman except my brothers and I had to see a fight outside between a strawberry and a jalapeño pepper and the strangest thing was Christo.

On Sunday, the strawberry came out without harming anyone with its imitation Louis Vuitton bag, winning the operation, the jalapeño came in the opposite direction and instead of being a gentleman and opening up for the strawberries to pass the jalapeño and they are just hitting each other with their shoulder and the strawberry has become so title and even that not so much he just told him hey look, don't you see but the friends of the jalapeño um you said blind of my aragua and the jalapeño that you learn to express angels of eggs but they saw that I never hit anything that in general eggs and chilis get along well I keep talking about shitty food dawned if I'm going to tell you begging for like 5 years of maturity for the next part of the joke we will not be able to move forward the chile was standing in the middle the eggs behind him and the race shouting it's just a shot it's just a shot alone and then they said that we never get involved because They are gentlemen, whatever it is about each person, historically they have never been gangland, the eggs then more fruits joined the strawberry as a supporter of the new one, mangoes and papayas and other fruits arrived that I don't know their names and the strawberry became emboldened, see and now without more area he touched his ear said the jalapeño what else cat I don't listen to you he comes up here in success an apology I don't speak truncated primary and jalapeño's friends said that your dad was a pekin and there was a guajillo chili and a pasilla chili and the The hallway and the guajillo were fighting, fighting, and the jalapeño told them to shut up, you fucking virgins, those chilis don't bite, and the jalapeño, very rude, told the mother to the strawberry, strawberry, fuck your hand, and the strawberry that you said is like where all the fruits and vegetables turned.

The jalapeño plucked up courage, strawberry, have your mother and the strawberry, very calm and smiling, said jalapeño, yours in vinegar, Louis, or my brothers, the jalapeño, I'm going to say something more about my friend, lemon stops him available and they even threw him into a tantrum. I have to confess something to you, this last joke was just a little bit and we didn't put it in this show, oh well, when I wrote rpm they didn't have any jokes worked out, I came up with the jalapeño joke and it was all I had and every year there is a meeting between the businessmen who help me do the national and international tour and my representative is a demand for where Mr.

Andrade Bryant is together there is a transition a passionate applause from Natra, please also check, he is my representative, manager was a personal friend, partner, etc. etc. He takes care of the work that I don't do. We have a very nice society. I start making jokes. He starts selling them. He works and takes care of the meetings and has his meeting with the businessmen and I had to give them this RPM show and no. I had it because through a forum that they call a blockade for three months without being able to write anything, no matter how hard I tried, I didn't get the inspiration and I said that's enough, mother, we stayed and I already had dates sold and I was very stressed and the day of The meeting is in Mexico City and is in Monterrey.

Bryant spoke to me on a video call and they are all there at their table sitting and he says, Franco, I'm here with the businessmen, we're ready, so I'll let you work, gentlemen, and he tells me, look, today this one already has It's the name of the show for next year, now I'm clear about my only obligation and the businessmen today tell me what the new show is going to be called and I said r m and all the businessmen today would be in this little short. It's easy to learn, it's easy to record, it can be done. a very good hashtag franco is a great name for the show and webó you think this but it's easy you study well and it's not now if I let you change as you like and juanfran week what does rpm mean and what do you think what rpm means and it sucks to think and one of them told me sons the easiest one no laughs per minute choose no another said postmodern rhapsody I said lukewarm others said fast for gméxico challenge for the world region but morelosenses of mother laugh fucking and I yes yes all of those really that is why I chose These acronyms because it means a lot of things and it's something very abstract, don't look for a lot, my lady, and today there to let you rest, you can tell us a joke about the new show to see what it's about.

I told her that it would be like spurring them on and not just that. live it, it's not that we have to know how we are going to send animations to be made what colors are going to be used what design is going to be used for flyers just tell us a joke I just had one and I said well one and that's it I said it was a strawberry and a jalapeño pepper and if they are going to fight and the jalapeño told the strawberry "fuck your mother" and the strawberry told her the jalapeño had it in vinegar like the cans of pickled chiles and it felt like when you pull the joke image Everyone at the meeting was very serious, you could see the concern of your mother's son, we already bought you 10 dates of our potatoes, but they didn't foresee me, it's very political, no, and out of the blue, he said, son, this bastard, what bastards don't have to see it?

I already took him out of the hat but I said in effect well well we'll leave you this today because you have a lot to work on and what happened they reminded me about an hour and a half mark there will be I've loaded myself with the jokes bastard I hope you like it or son of your mother, of course it's not very clear if it exists, don't put it in the shows and the only one who had a cough you have to defend it, you agree, choose a way, that joke is the one that makes everything okay perfectly, no, I can't remove that existence or the whole show falls and he told me, look, it's not good, it's pretty, it's short, it's good, it's stupid, but it's a fantasy, frankly, remember that people have to imagine a strawberry, imagine the jalapeño, how are you going to justify that they're fighting over a company and a jalapeño that same night my brothers I started to write the festival of fruits and vegetables and the block ended and I wrote pm backwards guy first the chili joke and then the festival and then to like tell me if we saw each other remembering and this came out show that I have great affection for because everything I have told you is true I hate the debt party normally yes yes no suck I don't want to break your heart but it doesn't happen no you never think but what I want to tell you is that sometimes one You have to trust your instincts.

It's happened to all of us that suddenly you have faith in a project and you say maybe everyone tells you it's not going to work and temper and you give it a try and it works because it represses me and he said that joke is not going to work and I told the joke about taking yours in vinegar and you laughed which means that I'm right, Mr. Andrade, screw your mother at the end of the party. I have to clean the living room. I was already mopping. My friend Lemon stayed to help. They're good. to clean vinci lemons I don't know if there is grease or if it smells bad, taking a look and water at the lemon we finished I was washing my hands and I told the lemon the channel that is going to be in a while and with nati why are we going to the house according to fifa He said lemon tomorrow I'll get up very early I could work I thought he was hitting the lemon I told him what do you do he said I work in Monterrey at a traffic light with a lady Amalia between my house all the guys look Escamilla blocked me thank you Monterrey finally being always part of the dream thank you for this study fm take good care of yourselves bless you always and yes good