Film Theory: Is The Martian's POOP SCIENCE Full of CRAP?

real. Good for you, Marciano or El Marciano. His

science

gets the seal of theoretical approval. I guess you could say that The Martian's junk

science

isn't junk science. BUH DUM CHH But Hey! That's just a

theory

. A cinematographic

theory

! AAY CUT!