Film Theory: How To WIN The Purge

More than 100,000 people are waiting for organs, but only about 14,000 organs are donated each year. But with this plan, A. There are no victims, because they were already dead on the street, B. You and your team of medical professionals are actually working to help save some of the people on that 100,000-person waiting list. , and C. Harvesting and selling organs to hospitals, or on the black market or whatever you end up doing in that 12 hour period, could net you a ton of cash, maybe up to $550,000 for each body you collect. Look, most people could use The Purge to settle vendettas or enrich themselves financially, but are these selfish people really doing The Purge right?

The Purge is an opportunity to give the gift of life to people who would otherwise be desperate, avoiding the bureaucracy of society. For a connoisseur looking to

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perfectly, those 12 hours aren't just an opportunity to get rich, it's an opportunity to make a difference. And that's doing The Purge right, which, my friends, is the perfect Purge. But hey! That's just a

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. A cinematographic

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! Aaaaand... one last thing, actually. Being a blood or bone marrow donor really helps save lives. Heck, I'm going to go out on a limb and tell you that I'm personally signed up to be an organ donor when I die.

I mean, my eyes are terrible to look at, but if my corneas can help someone see for the first time or repair damage to their eye, then great. Awesome! I will pay it even after I am done living. And bone marrow is a truly life-saving substance, used in treatments for many cancers, things like leukemia, lymphoma, sickle cell anemia, aplastic anemia, although it may not be possible to sell your bone marrow in our

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-free world. . , you can donate it and in turn make a real difference today. So visit BeTheMatch.com, or ask your doctor the next time you go for a checkup, how you can make our world a little less like the one in "The Purge." Donating things like bone marrow, blood, make a huge difference.

And you know what? Today we can all be a little more compassionate with each other. You know, help make our world a little less like the one we see in that fictional universe. Heh, man I knew I'd get so cheesy after an episode dedicated to ripping out other people's organs in The Purge and profiting from them. Anyway, that's the theory! Aaaand... cut up those corpses so you can sell them for big money in the world of "The Purge", my friends! Sorry, I couldn't stay serious for long. I have to end with some ironic cynical statement. But seriously, go donate blood.

In fact, I'm thinking about doing it right now. Looking for a good place in the area, surprisingly hard to find!