Öffentlicher Nahverkehr: Jede Fahrt ein Abenteuer | heute-show vom 22.03.2019

Something completely different, ladies and gentlemen, the Greens came up with an idea. In Germany, banknote evasion should no longer be a crime, but simply an administrative offence. Yes, prison is sometimes better than a bus, more space and, in fact, older people discovered the Groko. precisely because of public transport. This crisis and so delayed, what is really achieved in our transport sector in terms of CO2 reduction? The climate objectives want 2030 units, which means in transport a reduction of 42 percent from 1990 to today 0 reduction 29 years 0 reduction what exactly do they do? You say it, but now the PNV brings it.

Finally, Groko launched its so-called immediate program for clean air in 2017. 1.5 billion euros in five German model cities, at least local transport tickets are reduced and, if someone has more radical ideas, it happens that we don't work with them here. The left wants public transport for everyone, of good quality, without barriers and affordable, ideally free. First of all, you have to laugh at the catastrophe, of course. It was a shame. Well, local transportation is free, you can argue. I have punctual and clean local transportation, it would be enough. Many railroads have been around for 30 years or more, and the result is failures that overload replacement traffic.

There is not suitable for thousands of German travelers every morning and the fury is, but at the end of June we almost arrived on time and rightly so for iOS and all the chaos between the different transport companies. Check it out. What if Düsseldorf? The Rhine Railway purchases 43 new trains without prior consultation with Duisburg. During the test drive a few weeks ago, a prototype grazed the platform in neighboring Duisburg. The Düsseldorf Rhine Railway had to admit that it had simply forgotten that some Duisburg platforms were available. broader What happens here is even broader, the platforms are in Duisburg and the passenger is a woman.

Much more needs to be invested in local public transport and, if you complain, each car also generates €2,100 a year in uncovered costs. environmental pollution air pollution accidents, by the way, everyone pays, including cyclists, but above all something has to happen in the countryside, where almost nothing works in terms of local public transport, here we need innovative pnv ideas for the town, for For example, the mode of the transport application that

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s that it is probably the next crawler that the tractor can also drag with its electric car that it could not support because there is not a single charging station in the country.

Additionally, each bus stop will soon have its own digital charging station. bulletin board Here there is never a bus all day, even if you are in a hurry friends, there is still a couceiro to grab for some reason, 3000 at home are public transport, that's where you have to start. As long as federal and state government politicians don't do more for local transportation, every trip will continue to be an adventure, especially during rush hour, here Dennis Knossalla takes on the challenge now on dmax, forget about Alaskan shrimpers laughs laughing ice road truckers the biggest challenge for real guys is taking the bus and train through nrw all my friends said I was crazy but I'm doing it Try to get from Dick to Kamp-Lintfort using transport public and now in just five days it is required to have a ticket but be careful for which fare zone with price level 3, all type of fare zone can be used if price level 3 is not from a cross-border parent relationship fare a try To understand this shit, while an angry crowd waits behind you, the bus ride to Recklinghausen was accomplished and now I say, hey, wait a minute, the regional train is coming to Duisburg, the train has technical problems and once they are fixed , you must be careful.

I'm not dehydrated day 2 the regional train to Duisburg day 3 dennis knossalla has cholera and yellow fever etc. his backpack was stolen another day dennis knossalla has already experienced a lot but taking the bus takes him to the limit sorry if you have to eat eggs here please know the tickets. The funny story is that I brought a documentary for Dmax and we stole the backpack, so the monastery became a place where around 7,000 fare evaders like those from Germany currently sit in Kamp Lintfort, he never arrived. For decades, German cities have only been built to meet the needs of motorists.

By the way, the problem is that the Commission for Greater Climate Protection in Transport presented a first draft of its final report this week and in it it says "you will do it." Never believe it, speed limit, now it only appears as a footnote Who would have thought that? Let's talk about that with a woman who is capable of speed. She is suspected for genetic reasons because she comes from Switzerland, she is not surprising, but above all. drugs, the Swiss becomes a hesl. There is a difference in mentality, especially on the highway or yes, on the Swiss highway, drive at most 120 and if you have three If it is too fast, then you will have to pay as much as one.

A house in Mecklenburg-Vorpommern costs not much, but a little, and in Germany you can largely do whatever you want, like in a computer game, but you know what you get. Just an amount. Life on the Swiss motorways is subject to a strict set of rules and on the German motorways it is like a single, frustrated and tired mother of eight children who once a year takes them to the amusement park in Europe, to the park they have in Rust. she in the morning she lets her out of the car at nine and then texts them. At 6 pm.

See you in the parking lot. They won't pick her up and she's secretly happy with the idea. 30. Yes, I was on the highway too. It's not that extreme. So every morning in Germany they send people to the highway where they say you were driving too fast and everyone drives as fast as they can, so the first ones are usually a Mercedes. from Stuttgart and an Audi from Stuttgart Munich traveling at almost 300 km/h collide and cause an accident which in turn causes a traffic jam which in turn prevents all other motorway users from being able to travel as fast as they would like. and that saves their lives, I mean every morning two people are simply sacrificed to the gods of the German autobahns and in Switzerland we just don't have enough people to do something like that when I'm here now, Swiss woman.

What are you saying? Major mergers between Deutsche Bank and Commerzbank are planned. I don't know any German banks, but I have already been in a German bank because I live half the time in Germany and the other half in Switzerland. That's what the tax authorities say. I was in Switzerland 60 percent of the time and then I thought: "A German bank is like a training bank for a real bank, although the comparison with Switzerland is not entirely accurate." It's fair because after the war our banks suddenly had a lot of gold due to sinister circumstances. Some of it was in Germany, it didn't matter, so Swiss banks are definitely totally intimidating.

You enter. Everything is marble. Soil. The walls. of marble the floors the employees invent everything they offer you things that you don't understand because you have four ristretto And a German bank is more of a youth center There is a sofa that has been donated to you bathrobes and you think you could have thrown them away. , but I love that Dennis Tito Jackson's mother, especially Franck, is a stain on whoever moves, yes interesting, I always don't know what I prefer if the bank is much nicer than the apartment I would like to buy with your money or if It is much more unfortunate because if the bank is totally inflated, that means that its clients take away too much money, but if the bank is bankrupt then it is not known if the people there can handle money, so in principle As far as I am concerned Concerns, of course, you are welcome to merge.

I always say that every German banker who is busy with a merger in the office is a banker. Less runner in the program of the German leader in Basel, my doctor has prohibited me from continuing to be one. Annoyed by that I just wanted to wish everyone a nice day, leave your techniques everywhere and here the xenix is ​​crap or