Wir haben ein schlechteres LTE-Handynetz als ALBANIEN! | heute-show vom 22.11.2019

Perhaps that is why good humor reigns in Leipzig from today, the most exciting conference of the CDU party, to which I am committed at least for this week, Ladies and gentlemen, what will become of the last German popular party and does Annegret Kramp-Karrenbauer as Does the boss have a future? These are the big questions that all of Germany asked, mine were made clear in Leipzig, and I am committed to that. Something like that doesn't belong in DNA. of the CDU, but of course it was an exciting party conference. Nobody knows what this club represents anymore. This photo by Konrad is symptomatic of the Adenauer house in Berlin.

Yesterday a guy from Greenpeace calmly robbed Cee and Latsch and then left. through Berlin like on Sesame Street and wanted to sell to passers-by, but no one does, today's union longs for leadership to guide itself, it is also clear as compensation. For the great void called Merkel, what exactly would the party have to do? To be able to differentiate ourselves one day from the SPD? I say that concrete ideas are needed. We talk about the future today. The future is not yet determined. It's in our hands. The future is open and we have to take advantage of it. of the opportunities we have in tomorrow and whether that happens or not depends largely on us.

It can happen, but it doesn't have to happen. But she didn't even talk like that for an hour. For 90 minutes, I am not exaggerating, this rhetoric was ringing in the ears of the CDU delegates. Fortunately, it must be said that a clever company had distributed folding walking sticks as promotional gifts in the room. As evidenced, folding sticks are, at least so far, the little man's drug. Tonight in Leipzig, none of the would-be revolutionaries from March to Kuban openly cut Anna K K's chair, that's what little cowards do and only before the party conferences from an ambush.

If she got into the ball, you have to say that she actually got into the penalty spot if you believe that. Keep in mind that this path I want to take with you is not the path you think is right, let's say. I want to say it today in the cell. It is an emotional moment; otherwise the CDU is discussing it in Leipzig. Above all, on the great topic of digitalization, which is the main topic in Germany. Anyway, at the moment everyone is talking about digitalization. Earlier in the week, our colleagues gathered at Meseberg Castle in Brandenburg for a big digital review and there was a lot to discuss in this Hanni and Nanni charge they have imprisoned themselves in. about the network coverage with 4g we are not talking about 5g even those who have 4g it is worse here than in Albania no joke here original live switch to the peak dead zone in the ard he should do it too There should be more complementary research, which now it should be financed more and also about new ones on the property and I'm afraid that if there is a radio hole in Meseberg, unfortunately the connection to it has been broken, yes, that's bloch or as the locals say, Brandenburg, yes now Groko himself wants to move forward with his.

With my money, Anni Scheuer installed 5,000 new radio antennas throughout Germany in Meseberg, good idea or simply radio masturbation, I say, I say both, it's both because as long as they fix their own mistakes of recent years, for example Telekom and company in the tender were never required to cover a minimum surface area. In the countryside, these companies earn very little and that is why this is the reality. Here in the countryside David Ortmann tries to make a phone call, but this only works digitally if everyone else in the town hall is not connected to the network.

It doesn't work again. You have to watch porn from the network house. The mayor has to make it flow Another good comparison In Portugal almost 90 percent of homes now have a fiber optic connection In our country it is 8.5 percent The Federal Network Agency, not just anyone The Federal Network Agency has just declare that 56 Kilobytes is also fine. Older viewers will remember that was the speed before ISDN, yes what we do, it really borders on digital contraception and now walls are guaranteed to hit walls friends with our fantastic new digital cabinet because only the best of the best thing is Sitting in the digital cabinet we asked all the ministers if they think they belong there and they all said yes, it's a bit reminiscent of the Bremen school system, so kids, who believes in everything that belongs in secondary school ?

Well, at least the Minister of Family? now works at the digital authority It's about time that in Berlin you like to queue all night to receive a waiting stamp at the registry office, it is a fact and, for comparison, in Estonia there are only three predecessors by the that you have to leave the office in person - divorce, buying a house, wedding - three things that will surely ruin you. But in Germany we haven't gone that far yet, but even that can be seen in a positive way. The German authorities are a world cultural heritage. In the storm of digitalization, it remains an island of calm.

We guarantee our employees a unique experience. Mixture of professional disinterest and open hostility with yesterday's technology for tomorrow and the past. Musty smell of ink pads and stale filtered coffee. We are and will be offline for you because we want the Internet to remain a promise of slowdown for eternity in the face of the world cultural heritage, the analog digitization of the German authorities, but let's be a little grateful to our new group. Radio antennas are arriving Radio antennas are basically the essentials of the season, but at the same time there are also many citizen initiatives that demand these items at their doors.

The whole trend is the subject of complaints everywhere. Precisely why we can. You don't reach our power lines, although when it comes to power lines, I can understand some residents if you don't sit on the swing, for example, if a slippery part or your children's faces vibrate. My mother can't go to school either, her face is shaking, of course it's funny, but there are still complaints everywhere, even against wind turbines, especially against wind turbines. According to Peter Altmaier's latest bill, wind turbines in Germany have. be at least 1,000 meters from the nearest settlement and in reality they count five houses.

This settlement was really the death knell for this form of energy for wind power. Sebastian Puffaff heads the task force on the arrogant latte macchiato drunk by the city's slow-eaters. up with the rebellious rural population catchy name available I understood that they had enough but hello sir, the pasta is burning Already by hearsay if our symbol is crossed out piles of dung for a reason and that generally does not go against the nice people of the country of our rules, for example, he grew up in Harsewinkel near Gütersloh, and I know that the guy needs to be reserved loudly and slowly.

Due to the small role, all ammonia vapors from the Leingarten manure are not visible. that but I also had mixed feelings about it, it's not arrogance, those are facts, yes, but you can do something like that means population I always say that what lives in the forest there are more animals than people and as a city you also need eggs in your pants and a wrinkled raisin when I listen to Altmaier, but for that there is acceptance among the population or climate change is an existential issue or not, instead of naming every three meters 37 initiatives are working together now invited briefly in fact more than 40,000 have been created Jobs have been lost in the wind energy industry since 2016, how is there no mess here, everyone wants clean electricity but please no wind turbines, fast internet but no radio antennas, if this continues we could do ten years, they all fell out of the tree again, well, it's a buffer Residents could finally get a bigger share of the benefits of wind energy, if at least it was for money, but they fear they pose a visual threat, especially at night, when they flash red and then the red lights flash. say in the Eifel, great for the eyes, but these practical country bumpkins want all the comforts of modern times, but I bet anyone who is blind and red better than an arrogant city dweller says all this, of course.

It was easier to be precise, everything was so cool. In the city I can sniff the exhaust gases from morning to evening, the noise everywhere, I imagine we even have traffic lights, sometimes even the blind themselves, that is already two colors, now I address directly to our spectators in the countryside . Oh shit. Dear villagers, dear Disney province, dear forest people, I've been dating her for years just because you want the same hot things we do in the city. I'm saying that God doesn't love all dogs. in Sauerland to be able to watch Netflix without problems OK, the suggestion just goes out the window: if the village voluntarily moved its fighters or did not move voluntarily and why do you need it, think that you have obstacles, then no one will. come and masts want not to have internet water and if you want to complain then write to us never again hh heede greetings from the city or Sebastian you can reserve Sebastian through the streets with his foot I'm afraid that after this post all the emails in the country will really reach us and when I say email I mean postcards, but let's go back to the CDU party conference Friedrich Merz Friedrich Merz the great revolutionary suddenly says that he supports Annegret Kramp Karrenbauer yes totally loyal suddenly the confrontation is a bitter setback for all who support him do they want as cdu president, especially for Friedrich Merz or is it still enough for the chancellorship Dietmar Wischmeyer asks Germany's 1000 most important politicians today Episode 991 Friedrich Merz thawed from the Sauerland permafrost, in 2018 a bright figure appears On the horizon of the CDU is only in politics to get revenge on the grumpy Chancellor Merkel and

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that all her ideas fit on a coaster.

Stated briefly and succinctly, we ultimately need the most social policy ever made. Germany That's what many in the CDU think, but don't say it so fucking March with her thousandth coup attempt and Ak, Püttlingen's misstep search device, is still president because she also knows the digital world, which same. Space is initially not a liquid dimension, misunderstanding, cyberspace is the room in the nursing home where the spit is kept. Of course, Friedrich Merz knows that from this surprising work in the Saarland there will never emerge a chancellor who does not even have his own plane and will be able to arrive in time for the next G8 summit, that Frederick the Great will already find material for a chancellor, at least the young one.

Union press and I would also like to see a friend, so will the pressure be off? next chancellor, nothing will happen happens with Jakob of Blackrock, but Armin lashes out at the sweet hobbit from Aachen in the Shire because he asks the really relevant questions: should his clothes be dried in the dryer or hung outside? Finally there was one. In these little bundles of cake joy. package, there is our dead spruce Fritz Lina from Sauerland and next week I will

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you through Kaka in cyberspace that a robot meets and we don't even shake hands. Unfortunately, my doctor has forbidden me from getting so angry about it any longer.

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