Every Substitute Teacher Ever

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, mr. Carson is my dad's name, my name is Ryan psych, you can't call me Brian because we're friends, you understand, y'all can call me lil sub. Hello, you guys have tick-tock, all

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s were once supreme. I think with all eyes on me that my name is mr. eating and simply forgetting that your regular teacher is here doesn't mean you can fool around I demand respect who is the prankster who throws pencils? I just dropped no retorts.

I'm not stupid. I know what this is because I was one of the cool ones. kids When I was your age don't think I don't know what's going on oh yeah you're laughing at the sub smoking your cigarette robbing a liquor store and you speed across the state, cross state lines, get halfway to Reno and the old man, suddenly you and your accomplices betray each other and you have to try to fight to the death with your bare hands in the Nevada desert, you leave their bodies to rot for the vultures who carry with you only a dark secret, no I believe it. we do it well and when you talk to me, all the substitute teachers know that you n

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substitute ever a joker was going to say no one in class is my inhaler I don't care what you call it Missy we did all that ma day 26 lead heroin cocaine meth I'm high on PCP right now trippin' balls buddy won't you give me back?

Inform me by talking about fire hydrants in those debuts. I'm not a fire hydrant, okay, you just bought yourself a pop quiz for the whole class, one question, who in your class has, be cool, Ursa? So in the last chapter you made it very clear if all the money, not talking in class, says who says me. Your teacher, yeah, you're not even a year older than us, although you didn't graduate last year so you care? Oh wait a minute, you're that girl who got in trouble for spray painting the girls' bathroom, that wasn't me, how? The whole movie thing works if I make it every substitute on every birthday, so you'll get your book and do it, but then your mom happened to flip this bear to set up the bet, you write that, but now we're. to limp and his warm clothes and the sweater, I bet he'll be on the test, oh honey, all the substitutes always now algebra is great, it's the sickest part of being in school XY and z are the variables, you raised them squared with triangles with the Pythagorean theorem and a little luck, who makes it easy to solve equations?

Wow, he did the subjects that teachers expect Mr. school police to do. Carson principal palm I would like to see you in my office right now, well what are you going to do with the principal, suspend me? Oh yeah, no, I'm going to fire you and confiscate your skateboard too, no, Reggie, yeah, it sucks. I hate this school, all the subs, keep it up 'cause I could do this all day and all night if I have to do what's right, sir, doubled it, doubled it, oh that's a complete form of what it is now a triple double.

Oh friend. You think I don't know what you're doing. I know how everyone thinks when you try to do something fast with the Sun, starting small, next thing you know you've solved the American housing market, that's right. In your brains you think I've never wasted time on the dark web or run an illegal gambling ring. I've dealt with a lot of people who didn't pay me very well for each subscription, man, I guess we did achieve the American dream. one thing it didn't accomplish with the new marijuana delivery requests, oh my god, I forgot to mute this.

Do you work for a marijuana delivery? Yeah, no, oh my gosh, our sub is a big deal. No, I am NOT the only distributor. Delivery for a dispensary. completely legal Oh Miss Bollinger our teachers are not allowed to work in the marijuana industry so you should pack your things and leave um this is crazy I just received a marijuana delivery request from a palm of attic, okay, yes, that's me, yes, but that's it. you carry on everything is fine all substitute teachers will never give birth to me not because of Mark Mandy's video tell Jeannie you go into the snow and die excuse me can you just put up a will to be like a normal substitute teacher , lady? substitute so you assume he's dead, but then you could swear you saw a twitch, look, throw him upside down and hit him again, mr.

Grubb, the bell rang two hours ago, the bell doesn't say goodbye to you, I say goodbye to you and I know where you are so eager to get down: you are trying to get under the bridge before the full moon rises and your bodies start to clock two hours. more babies double friend, did you ever lean Barrasso? We came to the conclusion that you came back on Thursday, let's hit and then let go, let's Lulu rinrin nano, it looks like we're about five minutes away from the bell, so you guys are good to go, wait, you were just mumbling nonsense the whole time. time on purpose, yeah right, I mean your real teachers here, why would I put you through the normal hell of everyday school?

I mean, look, you're lazy, I'm definitely lazy, I mean, come on. us with all this day without doing anything and there will be no consequences for it oh, come on guys, this is great and you know it. Wow, he's right, yes, you are the best submissive we've ever had. Could you stay and be a real teacher? forever, absolutely not, uh, I'm a meme, oh, he looks like when ladies like him and cats like him, like we're the cat, that's right, yeah, that's true, that one, see? Jeff Star. I heard all about you from Nick. I have all kinds of informants in this class, you get a big cover, Tiffany, ten percent, this is just a paper bag, that's what you ordered, yeah, but I wanted you to give it to me, oh no, your homework didn't arrive, that's incredibly good.

I don't want to do homework you win this time Ronnie I win every time Ronnie always wins sixth grade crazy is this a Spanish class and we just didn't know ma ba yes yes yes that was that was Spanish that was Spanish right why are you Gus ? I thought I was like Mario who got struck by lightning when he was a kid Oh Dave Lee Barry yeah trigonometry trigonometry I sure understood that trigonometry, no no no no no no no no abandon your god I hope you know I'm the real winner here today a even though I'm fired because I'm a renegade a funk Rage Against the Machine take it you're square don't quote me Rage Against the Machine I raged against the Machine I'm sure you did, I'm sure I did you listen to the Carpenters I love the Carpenters too , who thinks they are faster than me?

Hey, you are this plant, I peed what I didn't go to university, the university came to me in the form of a vision that the Asians gave me that's right the ancient gods have recognized me for my power and I will return the favor by sacrificing everyone and each of you to the idol that I found in the depths I don't know what material it is made of but it has a shine that is not of this world it gave me this strength what is even in that case only what now is only flesh if I can make a kickflip right here now you let me keep my job here we go I'll get the stuff, yeah get out of here now okay my name is mr. grub and I know you all are doing I was a cool kid once.

I remember when I used to click on this video here or go to this little shop down here or God forbid sub by clicking down here, that's right, have you ever held a hat? man's hand under the bubbles underwater until the bubble stops I have to do it today