Every Online Class Ever

Ma, correct class, now you will have an hour to finish your exam. Vegan. Hi Dave, what did you get for number two? Jake. I could hear you. Everyone can hear you. I'm sorry Mr. B, excuse me, Jake, do you realize I can see the chat too? I'm sorry Mr. B won't happen again oh my god Jake you realize I can't you know what's funny the answer is 17 the answer to number 2 is 17 thank you sir. B, you are the best, what's up with number 3 in all the

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classes? We're going to have Laci present next. Oh great.

I am fully prepared and I knew that today was the day of the presentation, so my topic was the Industrial Revolution, so on eighteen. Oh, charter ships work. France was Oh Lacey. You're fighting middle class child labor and Victor will make you go next week today oh that's better go on. I have been attending school

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my entire life. Okay, this is my first time teaching online. Can

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yone hear me? Well, um. You're actually a little quiet okay no problem I'll just press the microphone button no you just muted your microphone no you muted your microphone we can't hear you you just muted you know what?

Yes, we can hear you very well. perfect please continue hey make sure to watch my Smosh bed graduation video. Okay, class. I know doing PE remotely may seem a little strange, but we'll do it like a normal class, so start with some jumping jacks, come on. Are you doing them? I can't see. Are you going to do it? Hey? Yes, why are these jumps so strong? Yes, coach. I can feel the burn from one of those cats. I'm not wearing pants. Okay, so it caught my attention. Last class none of you were doing any of the exercises so I'm going to have you video chat with me so I can watch so let's start with some killer squats here we go yeah I see Jen you get it so much. good job thanks coach my balls are slipping Hey guys look at my background give me some attention okay so I figured out how to name them myself don't press the little mic button okay anyway let's get into it the conference slides and let's estimate why am I? potato I don't know, does anyone know how to turn off the potato?

Someone? Well, forget it. Well, it is estimated that 15,000 total deaths occurred during the War of 1812 on the American side. Wait. Well why am I a pickle now? Well, what

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. let's move on to the next slide hey, bright side, now you don't have to smell your classmates, hey, listen, I was wondering if you wanted to go to prom with me, no, no, I have a boyfriend, oh, but I missed the smell, Chad. I've noticed that you've been stared at a bit during class, whatever, no, whatever, you need to take this seriously, okay, this matters,

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thing matters, jeez.

I mean, school is important, you don't want to end up with some drunk old idiot you know. the future future school good class let's start with the Industrial River classes during the night the murder of my neighbors no, I don't have a fortnight in the background sorry guys, my kids took antibiotics and he just had a blowout in my jeans and no I had idea for an hour, okay, okay Bradley, you present the first great option, show me, let me show you damn nerds, how it's done, okay, how can I share my screen? What an idiot, he doesn't even know how to click the button that says present hey shut up nerds or I'll drive to your house and kick your ass.

I don't know how you're going to do that. I just hacked your account. They're confiscating your cars. Oops. I just crushed you. You killed me. What is the exchange? No, who's the nerd now? I just opened a 401k for him, why did you do that? Because life is about balance. Thanos taught me that hey, I'm sorry I'm late. I went in on purpose but she couldn't leave it. Her father joined the army, he was not fit, so she decided to take her place even though women at that time were not allowed to be samurai. You're embarrassing me, oh but honey, I'm so happy you're back from college. and you look so malnourished so I made you a plate please mom okay I understand but I'm going to leave this right here and when you're hungry you can eat it we're all good there hey sorry I'm late.

I lost all meaning, okay, so I figured out how to not mute myself and how not to add silly filters, so let's move on to the discussion about the War of 1812. I sent you all a link that I want you to open, that's the one labeled. dot exe ok thanks hello where did everyone go? He sent us a virus protip record a video of you paying attention, use it as a background and then go to sleep, just because we're not in school doesn't mean the play will be canceled as they say in the theater the show must go on I've chosen the two leads from our production of the death of the nuktuk players and congratulations oh no, that means I threw out the kiss scene with Deb Bag.

I have to kiss Claire, yes. Oh, she grows. You're just nervous, that's why we're going to start with the kissing scene. Go ahead, yes. Oh, like kissing my sister. What's wrong with kissing your sister? Who said that? Who is who? I don't. I wouldn't say no. I think kissing your sister is cool, that's not it, I would never do it that well, it's a totally different movie if you kiss your core. I'm willing to see it. The Internet is over, school is over. I know, if you remember, the country was in dire straits after the first one. par each one is Alexa behind you no, but there is one in this room guys, can we please keep this conversation focused on World War II?

Alexa orders 100 rolls of toilet paper. Okay, which one of you was she? Alexa, sing happy birthday, volume 10, okay, Alexa. read the internet search history cosplay girls a lot of money you guys because we don't have big butts Sorry am I saying something funny guys it's more fun it's that funny for you guys eh grow up and why is there a guy of man what kind of witchcraft is this guy jigo is these jumps are very difficult sorry class it's just very funny that scene where he holds the knife and shows it to Gamora and says it's all about balance, it was very big to follow scene for everything that would come soon, yeah, bye, Bradley, bye again, Bradley, you, I would never go to prom with you, go away, I would never go to prom with you not in a million years, you're As the biggest loser in this school, I would never do it. go to prom with you go oh that's a ball that ball came out you're going to have to censor there are some serious bull fins coming out of these these uh these shorts Oh yo, it's my cologne oh I can't do the splits on real life so this is accurate to my body according to your way of thinking i know like where she was raised don't mess with my underwear you're such a colossal bastard only when i started filming otherwise you're the best behaved baby ever and no I get it I'm going to do this shouting why I have a why why last try buddy this took me ten minutes to make this little plate of magic I'm really proud of it and yes I'm going to eat this I like it so sing happy birthday volume 10, oh my god, I'm sorry, I thought my Alexa in my room heard me and I was really scared, a little tongue action is always acceptable, just think about the notebook, he wasn't with her for so many years, almost They married another man and now they are together again like glue and the only thing they have is each other just think about that now go ahead kiss very good let's rehearse the final scene where they both die in bed while the old Alexa sings happily birthday volume 10 for, Alexis, for, okay, Kevin, what's up?

It's me, the bad guy you only saw for one line in one scene, so as the bad guy, I'm taking control of this because I can't be out there on my motorcycle like I would. I'm usually making a final deal with nerds, if you want to see what YouTube thinks you like and you're a member, why don't you click here? But I bet my name is like Bradley or Dylan or something. like something really intense like Carter or something. Soon I have a really bad boy, that's me.